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Who is meaner; me or diane?
Topic Started: Jan 7 2008, 03:40 PM (2,496 Views)
ryker
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Jack the IV
Aug 31 2009, 05:14 PM
Lmao, i wonder what you wouldve done to our old dog when it bit my sister right under the eye.
depends, my dog nas bitten my son but i saw him do it and it was an accident, they were playing and my son stuck his arm in front onf the dogs mouth as he barkded and it got coaught in his mouth, not the dogs fault... also, my mother in laws chiawa but him on the cheek cuz he was lifting it up by the tell and hitting it, i didnt do anything to that dog cuz he desereved it. but that rooster.... my son did nothing to him and it wasnt out of self defense. the rooster attacked me once and i hit it upside the head with the cup i was bringing the feed out with and he hasnt bothered me since, then my son was wlking behind me, i saw the rooster jump off thinking he was coming to eat and i heard my son scream and looked back ans wa the rooster claws outstreached flying to my son and scratched his eye, jumped on his back and started pecking the top of his head and clawing him with his claws on the back. his eye wound was the worst by far and he had scratches all over his back, and dots and wealts on his head. that roosted attacked him for no reason, i dont want an animal like that around.
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ryker
Aug 31 2009, 04:50 PM
i killed a rooster yeasterday... my son was helping me feed the chickens and the fucker flew down fromt he barn and spurd him under his eye.... i took my son inside to his grandma and mom to patch up his eye, went outsdide and my father in law took the shotgun to build a box 4 it cuz my mother in law is starting daycare. so i went outside, traped the thing in a box, reached inside grabbed it by the neck carried it behind the barn and snaped its neck....
Dude wtf, why didn't you chop off it's head and let it dance around for a few minutes.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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didnt have the right kind of knife, and it still danced around for a miniute, it was almost funnier than youen you chop off its head cuz the thing was running around with its head still attached but it was hanging down next to its wing lmao
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Big Richard
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ryker how do you know your son didn't flip off the rooster behind your back, and then did the puppy eyes to get daddy to break its neck?

did you ask the rooster why he did it?
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nope didnt need 2 =-D roosters are to stupid to know what flipping off means even IF my 3 year old son did it =-D
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Big Richard
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what if he can communicate with roosters or was like this kid:

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Goodsbee
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ewww is that kid giving himself a wedgie?

haha

roosters can be so mean!!! did u ever watch that movie cold mountain "they are the devil" (andy)


Diane i'll have a white russian please haha! ghehe
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lmfao, my son could be like that i guess, but the rooster stil had no right.
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