

| Your Mom(s); a game | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: May 18 2008, 04:36 AM (3,817 Views) | |
| BloodandAshes | May 18 2008, 04:36 AM Post #1 |
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Sergeant
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here, you post a "Your mom" joke. You can make your own or make one from a comment someone said. I.E Owned! :P Your mom got owned here's my opening. i should put the whole conversation with my friends me: Shut up or I'll stab you. Friend: You don't have a knife. Me: Yeah, but both of your moms did. That's why they don't have those anymore. for anyone who is uncreative, here are some three random words i got out of my dictionary... wet hot sweaty ...oh shit... |
| SPAM CORPS, FORWARD! | |
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| ControlAltElite | May 18 2008, 05:57 AM Post #2 |
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Sabs
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this is first grade... |
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| Jack the IV | May 18 2008, 06:26 AM Post #3 |
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The Gent's Club
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Your mom's first grade. |
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In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him. | |
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| MxDiane | May 18 2008, 06:30 AM Post #4 |
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Worteltjes World
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this is very random... |
| "He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt | |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 07:44 AM Post #5 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom is random. |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| ControlAltElite | May 18 2008, 10:02 AM Post #6 |
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Sabs
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im just gonna ignore this thread |
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| Ichigo1uk | May 18 2008, 10:10 AM Post #7 |
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Huh?
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Your moms gonna ignore this thread |
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| ControlAltElite | May 18 2008, 10:16 AM Post #8 |
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Sabs
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i saw that coming AND NO MY MOM DID NOT SEE THAT COMING! |
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| Ichigo1uk | May 18 2008, 10:17 AM Post #9 |
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Huh?
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Your mom totally saw that coming. |
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| ControlAltElite | May 18 2008, 10:20 AM Post #10 |
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Sabs
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CUMing? |
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| gs | May 18 2008, 10:38 AM Post #11 |
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Slow down
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your mom is cuming. |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 11:57 AM Post #12 |
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CHEERIO!
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No, your mom is coming. (holy shit, this thread pwns) |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 02:53 PM Post #13 |
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Field Marshal
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I'M TRYING TO QUIT WATCHING PORN!! AND FRANKLY, THIS AIN'T HELPING!! |
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| _Saladin_ | May 18 2008, 02:54 PM Post #14 |
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Major Bullshit
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Your mom aint helping. |
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| Adams | May 18 2008, 03:05 PM Post #15 |
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The Real
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Mum* |
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| _Saladin_ | May 18 2008, 03:11 PM Post #16 |
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Major Bullshit
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/british |
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| Adams | May 18 2008, 03:15 PM Post #17 |
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The Real
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Your mums british...? |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | May 18 2008, 03:25 PM Post #18 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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No, MY mom is British :angry: And YOUR moms are bald! |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 03:32 PM Post #19 |
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Field Marshal
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Immortal women can influence immortal men, and make them their slaves. /false |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 03:33 PM Post #20 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom's immortal. |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 03:36 PM Post #21 |
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Field Marshal
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Finally, someone who believes (A) |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 03:37 PM Post #22 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom believes. |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 03:38 PM Post #23 |
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Field Marshal
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hmmmm |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 03:40 PM Post #24 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom hmmmms. |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 03:46 PM Post #25 |
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Field Marshal
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Your mom hmmmm s about hmmmm ing. |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 03:46 PM Post #26 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom hmmmms so much that she's like hmmmm x2. |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| DragonLegend | May 18 2008, 03:50 PM Post #27 |
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Field Marshal
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Your mom hmmmms |
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| gs | May 18 2008, 03:51 PM Post #28 |
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Slow down
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fat. |
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| Incog | May 18 2008, 03:51 PM Post #29 |
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CHEERIO!
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Your mom isn't fat (would've lame to say she was, that's unoriginal). |
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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| gs | May 18 2008, 03:54 PM Post #30 |
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Slow down
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great, i'll pass on the compliment. and yes i was expecting you to say "your mom is fat" obviously. so creative of you not to. fuck dragon. |
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