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Your Mom(s); a game
Topic Started: May 18 2008, 04:36 AM (3,817 Views)
BloodandAshes
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Sergeant
here, you post a "Your mom" joke. You can make your own or make one from a comment someone said.

I.E

Owned! :P

Your mom got owned

here's my opening. i should put the whole conversation with my friends

me: Shut up or I'll stab you.
Friend: You don't have a knife.
Me: Yeah, but both of your moms did. That's why they don't have those anymore.

for anyone who is uncreative, here are some three random words i got out of my dictionary...

wet
hot
sweaty

...oh shit...
SPAM CORPS, FORWARD!
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ControlAltElite
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this is first grade...
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Jack the IV
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Your mom's first grade.
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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MxDiane
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this is very random...
"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom is random.
Black tulip

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ControlAltElite
Sabs
im just gonna ignore this thread



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Ichigo1uk
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Huh?
theterminator69
May 18 2008, 11:02 AM
im just gonna ignore this thread

Your moms gonna ignore this thread
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Ichigo1uk
May 18 2008, 10:10 AM
theterminator69
May 18 2008, 11:02 AM
im just gonna ignore this thread

Your moms gonna ignore this thread

i saw that coming AND NO MY MOM DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!
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Ichigo1uk
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Huh?
theterminator69
May 18 2008, 11:16 AM
Ichigo1uk
May 18 2008, 10:10 AM
theterminator69
May 18 2008, 11:02 AM
im just gonna ignore this thread

Your moms gonna ignore this thread

i saw that coming AND NO MY MOM DID NOT SEE THAT COMING!

Your mom totally saw that coming.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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ControlAltElite
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CUMing?
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gs
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Slow down
your mom is cuming.
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

No, your mom is coming.

(holy shit, this thread pwns)
Black tulip

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DragonLegend
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I'M TRYING TO QUIT WATCHING PORN!! AND FRANKLY, THIS AIN'T HELPING!!
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_Saladin_
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Major Bullshit
Your mom aint helping.
Posted Image
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Adams
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The Real
Mum*
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_Saladin_
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Major Bullshit
/british
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Adams
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The Real
Your mums british...?
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
No, MY mom is British :angry:

And YOUR moms are bald!
Jam
 
It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes
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DragonLegend
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Immortal women can influence immortal men, and make them their slaves.

/false
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom's immortal.
Black tulip

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DragonLegend
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Finally, someone who believes (A)
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom believes.
Black tulip

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DragonLegend
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hmmmm
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom hmmmms.
Black tulip

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DragonLegend
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Your mom hmmmm s about hmmmm ing.
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom hmmmms so much that she's like hmmmm x2.
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DragonLegend
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Your mom hmmmms
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gs
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Slow down
fat.
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Incog
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CHEERIO!

Your mom isn't fat (would've lame to say she was, that's unoriginal).
Black tulip

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gs
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great, i'll pass on the compliment.

and yes i was expecting you to say "your mom is fat" obviously.

so creative of you not to.



fuck dragon.
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