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ROFL, help this guy get laid!
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Adams	Nov 13 2008, 07:35 PM Post #61
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	wait wait, lemme guess GS?



gs	Nov 13 2008, 08:05 PM Post #62
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	omg i was so not expecting that joke! btw nub, when are you fixing that fucking mouse of yours?



Adams	Nov 13 2008, 10:26 PM Post #63
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	was a great joke noob i have a mouse, my internets fucked



Vondongo	Nov 13 2008, 11:46 PM Post #64
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Supervizor Nov 13 2008, 03:30 PM guess who didn't get laid Not that guy, the chick probably gave him a sympathy bang.



gooback	Nov 14 2008, 12:30 AM Post #65
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	what a pathetic man, all I have to say here.



Vondongo	Nov 14 2008, 12:35 AM Post #66
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Only if having sex with someone who looks like a character from the Venture Bros is pathetic. ...which, now that I think about it, kinda is.



gooback	Nov 14 2008, 12:37 AM Post #67
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	no, having sex with your friend because you cant get any is the pathetic part.



Adams	Nov 14 2008, 12:39 AM Post #68
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	what are friends for?



Jam	Nov 14 2008, 12:43 AM Post #69
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	Adams28 Nov 13 2008, 07:39 PM what are friends for? Giving you a sense of belonging and identity in the world.
	Long live Carolus


Vondongo	Nov 14 2008, 03:18 AM Post #70
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	gooback Nov 13 2008, 08:37 PM no, having sex with your friend because you cant get any is the pathetic part. Better than not having sex with her because she hates you.



gs	Nov 14 2008, 11:33 AM Post #71
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	Hyperactive Jam Nov 14 2008, 01:43 AM Adams28 Nov 13 2008, 07:39 PM what are friends for? Giving you a sense of belonging and identity in the world. but what are FEMALE friends for?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 14 2008, 03:10 PM Post #72
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	A break from the sweaty, smelly, ugly, yet somewhat tasty and enjoyable life of the male.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


gooback	Nov 14 2008, 11:42 PM Post #73
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	WRONG!!! the correct answer would be : cooking, and doing the dishes.



MxDiane	Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM Post #74
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper.
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


Jam	Nov 15 2008, 05:20 PM Post #75
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	As if the average family can afford a maid Anyways, I know several women who could and would beat them up for saying that.
	Long live Carolus


Adams	Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM Post #76
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper. you are actually so ignorant and you dont see it at all ignorant fool



MxDiane	Nov 15 2008, 05:58 PM Post #77
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	Adams28 Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper. you are actually so ignorant and you dont see it at all ignorant fool more like you dont see it at all. sexist adams. no wonder eve left you. @jam, labour cost is cheaper here. so the majority of ppl here tend to have helpers : s i think its cz mothers normally do the housework in western families anyways. its more of a culture thing.
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


gs	Nov 15 2008, 06:17 PM Post #78
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 06:58 PM Adams28 Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper. you are actually so ignorant and you dont see it at all ignorant fool more like you dont see it at all. sexist adams. no wonder eve left you. who??



Adams	Nov 15 2008, 06:36 PM Post #79
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	who??



MaxJ	Nov 15 2008, 06:56 PM Post #80
Wij van A414A adviseren A414A Posts: 9,339 Group: Moderator Member #58 Joined: April 21, 2008	MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 06:58 PM Adams28 Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper. you are actually so ignorant and you dont see it at all ignorant fool more like you dont see it at all. sexist adams. no wonder eve left you. @jam, labour cost is cheaper here. so the majority of ppl here tend to have helpers : s i think its cz mothers normally do the housework in western families anyways. its more of a culture thing. Moms and dads
	Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum.


Supervizor	Nov 15 2008, 09:09 PM Post #81
Major Posts: 1,483 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: June 5, 2008	you can do other things with woman aswell teehee.



Vondongo	Nov 15 2008, 09:10 PM Post #82
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Adams28 Nov 15 2008, 02:36 PM who?? Methinks that's a Biblical reference.



Supervizor	Nov 15 2008, 09:16 PM Post #83
Major Posts: 1,483 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: June 5, 2008	hmmmm never knew eve left adam. Heard something about adam and steve but thats it.... WAIT, WTH. Shes gets them both kicked out of paradise and she leaves him? Shouldn't it be the other way around?



Jam	Nov 15 2008, 09:26 PM Post #84
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 04:09 PM you can do other things with woman aswell teehee.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='teehee.jpg' /><!--endemo-->. Make babies?
	Long live Carolus


MxDiane	Nov 15 2008, 10:36 PM Post #85
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	Hyperactive Jam Nov 15 2008, 09:26 PM Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 04:09 PM you can do other things with woman aswell teehee.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='teehee.jpg' /><!--endemo-->.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='teehee.jpg' /><!--endemo-->. Make babies? And Adams26 was born.
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


MxDiane	Nov 15 2008, 10:37 PM Post #86
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	MaxJ Nov 15 2008, 06:56 PM MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 06:58 PM Adams28 Nov 15 2008, 05:32 PM MxDiane Nov 15 2008, 07:54 AM all you sexist ignorant fools. women are to raise super smart children of the future. sometimes women cook for men when they have time. and also sorting out family finances and money earned by husband. and also helping out husband/family to earn more money. but for doing the dishes and house-work, that'd be for the maid/helper. you are actually so ignorant and you dont see it at all ignorant fool more like you dont see it at all. sexist adams. no wonder eve left you. @jam, labour cost is cheaper here. so the majority of ppl here tend to have helpers : s i think its cz mothers normally do the housework in western families anyways. its more of a culture thing. Moms and dads Haha, Fine : P Mums and Dads :)
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


Vondongo	Nov 16 2008, 12:18 AM Post #87
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 05:16 PM hmmmm never knew eve left adam. Heard something about adam and steve but thats it.... WAIT, WTH. Shes gets them both kicked out of paradise and she leaves him? Shouldn't it be the other way around? I'm pretty sure she's just making a reference in name.



Supervizor	Nov 16 2008, 01:10 AM Post #88
Major Posts: 1,483 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: June 5, 2008	Redemption Nov 16 2008, 12:18 AM Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 05:16 PM hmmmm never knew eve left adam. Heard something about adam and steve but thats it.... WAIT, WTH. Shes gets them both kicked out of paradise and she leaves him? Shouldn't it be the other way around? I'm pretty sure she's just making a reference in name. and im just making a lame comment about that



Vondongo	Nov 16 2008, 02:37 AM Post #89
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 09:10 PM Redemption Nov 16 2008, 12:18 AM Supervizor Nov 15 2008, 05:16 PM hmmmm never knew eve left adam. Heard something about adam and steve but thats it.... WAIT, WTH. Shes gets them both kicked out of paradise and she leaves him? Shouldn't it be the other way around? I'm pretty sure she's just making a reference in name. and im just making a lame comment about that Now I know. "Knowledge is power! AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!"



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