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A414A Hotel; I WANT YOU TO JOIN THE FIGHT!
Topic Started: Oct 29 2008, 01:34 PM (4,261 Views)
Adams
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hmmmm might be a while until i get a new mouse but well see, cya tomoro rectum ranger
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life is grand :)
obviously adams was dreaming again...little rust on the nail didn't help....it was an accident after all, thought u were a zombie...gahhh :P

Incog...what's happening upstairs atm?
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CHEERIO!

Ok ok people, dont worry, I'll make something out of all your posts in my narration.

But yea, you can only control your own actions, if you want to do something to someone else, you have to do it and wait for either me or that person to post the reaction. Also note that there are a shitload of zombies (we must have killed ~10k atm) outside, so better do something about THAT than shit on each others bed (however cheers to both goodsbee and adams, since i enjoyed reading both their posts). Ehem ANYWAY! WIll narrate later, have some stuff to do.
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Oct 31 2008, 01:50 AM
obviously adams was dreaming again...little rust on the nail didn't help....it was an accident after all, thought u were a zombie...gahhh :P

Incog...what's happening upstairs atm?

wtf are you talking about? I dont know you shot me, I just felt like taking a shit on your bed
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Ehmmm...ok...

So:

Adams they new [cool] guy is somehow shot by someone. Unsure of who did it, Goodsbee (though adams doesn't know it) is actually guilty! :o Nonethless (whether she did it intetionally or not is not known) she rectified her mistake by pulling the nail out. In any case, adams is now sore in the thigh, but alive and well anyway. Goodsbee then helps poor adams by going "OMGosh, OH NOEZ" etc bla bla bla (they'er so cute :wub:). Adams continues to have strange and funny dreams (he must've banged his head..) and goodsbee is cleared of all charges (even though there were none :P)

adams and mart talk of tad

then for some strange reason adams decides to go take a shit on goodsbee's bed. :lol: (we'll wait to see what goodsbee says to that)

and ofc during that time, because no one has paid any attention to them (nubs) the zombies have taken the second floor as well. OH NOEZ!

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[this is now my own action, not a narrationm]

After hearing quite a lot of ruckus in the halls, i go out and see adams. how kewl. Goodsbee is there too, heck, a whole load of people joined I tell everyone that though this is kewl, the zombies are doing anything they want and besides the 10k that we've killed there's still quite a lot outside.

"teh second floor is taken!" "nubs!"

i start to yell at everyone to do something and then go block the access doors to the 3rd floor the best i can while wacking the few zombies that wandered up here back down to the second floor. I lock the doors and then go find my suitcase, which is thankfully still under my bed.

after that i go experiment a bit more with my TV-VCR weapon, and added a soap firing mecanism. What happens is that there's a water tank that wets the soap and the fires it . the wet soap kills a few zombies and then skids all over the floor (this is theory ofc, it's how the thing works) and spreads soap everywhere, making it a very soapy, slippery (though very clean) mess. after testing this in the hallway, it's quite slippery, so i put up a sign to warn people:

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I tehn proceed to room 277 and use the weapon the remaining 2 zombie who explode spetacularly. satisfied, i go to room 288 and use the TV and VCR to make another one. with these 2 weapons, I call a meeting and debate on course of action ensues.
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Oct 31 2008, 11:28 AM
Ehmmm...ok...

So:

Adams they new [cool] guy is somehow shot by someone. Unsure of who did it, Goodsbee (though adams doesn't know it) is actually guilty! :o Nonethless (whether she did it intetionally or not is not known) she rectified her mistake by pulling the nail out. In any case, adams is now sore in the thigh, but alive and well anyway. Goodsbee then helps poor adams by going "OMGosh, OH NOEZ" etc bla bla bla (they'er so cute :wub:). Adams continues to have strange and funny dreams (he must've banged his head..) and goodsbee is cleared of all charges (even though there were none :P)

adams and mart talk of tad

then for some strange reason adams decides to go take a shit on goodsbee's bed. :lol: (we'll wait to see what goodsbee says to that)

and ofc during that time, because no one has paid any attention to them (nubs) the zombies have taken the second floor as well. OH NOEZ!

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[this is now my own action, not a narrationm]

After hearing quite a lot of ruckus in the halls, i go out and see adams. how kewl. Goodsbee is there too, heck, a whole load of people joined I tell everyone that though this is kewl, the zombies are doing anything they want and besides the 10k that we've killed there's still quite a lot outside.

"teh second floor is taken!" "nubs!"

i start to yell at everyone to do something and then go block the access doors to the 3rd floor the best i can while wacking the few zombies that wandered up here back down to the second floor. I lock the doors and then go find my suitcase, which is thankfully still under my bed.

after that i go experiment a bit more with my TV-VCR weapon, and added a soap firing mecanism. What happens is that there's a water tank that wets the soap and the fires it . the wet soap kills a few zombies and then skids all over the floor (this is theory ofc, it's how the thing works) and spreads soap everywhere, making it a very soapy, slippery (though very clean) mess. after testing this in the hallway, it's quite slippery, so i put up a sign to warn people:

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I tehn proceed to room 277 and use the weapon the remaining 2 zombie who explode spetacularly. satisfied, i go to room 288 and use the TV and VCR to make another one. with these 2 weapons, I call a meeting and debate on course of action ensues.

Adams refuses to take part in plotting because of bias here, goes to look for his key
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CHEERIO!

where's the bias in that?!
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i emerge from my room having written up 4000 plans for evacuation and food supply rations as well as strategic plans against large numbers of zombies, and starved for one day and 600 sit ups I feel just a little bit better and goes downs stairs to say sorry for the drama and thankyou for saving me. I proceed to stick everything that will rot in the freezer and announce today's rations are durian.

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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luke, i am your mother
i also start practicing wing chun and does five hundred and sixty seven jumping jacks in one go because i'm tough like that.

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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CHEERIO!

Ah jesus...durian.

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yum?

I decide to clean out the second floor with my TV-VCR weapon....after 4 hours of grueling combat, it's all clear, there isn't a zombie alive (did i say something stupid?). Btw I just used 40 bars of soap... :S

Someone help me clear out the bodies! :o

I open the windows and start throwing dead zombies out the windows..they fall to the ground. like this:

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I'm grossed out and puke out the window. Someone help please...
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goodsbee can say what i can do :angry:
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CHEERIO!

Lol nah, you're a free man. Go ahead and do w/e you want now.
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Where did the me dreaming and stuff like that come from then? <_<

Why did that BITCH even have to mention me? is there an ignore user thing here?
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>_>

so anyway.

I take a large amount of soap, dissolve it in the tank of water which leads to the sprinklers and cook something in the kitchen with the exhaust fan off. The sprinklers activate sprinkling all the zombies with the soapy water making them at least crippled. Turning off the heat I take what I made (durian pie, durian soup, durian bread, durian salad) up and it's lunch time.
Smelling of durian I take a shower and wash away the cooking smells in my hair and clothes.

germain saves the day.

someones going to have to clean that mess up though. it's going to start smelling in a few hours.

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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Wij van A414A adviseren A414A
You could just take durians that don''t smell so disgusting :(
Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum.
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CHEERIO!

OUch, so basically, there are no more zombies in the hotel? There are only the one's outside left. That's kewl. ;D

But that means i wasted 4 hours and risked my life for close to nothing... <_<

I eat my meal (it's not that bad..), then I rally everyone to help toss the corpses out of the windows. I slip on the soap and hurt my ass. I get pissed and go get a beer while everyone does the work. :D
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Bumped into a Zombie along the corridor.
We became good friends and listened to Dire Straits Music together.
We even exchanged emails (devilicious@zombieinc.co.uk) and currently tanning with him next to the swimming pool.
"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt
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luke, i am your mother
:) joins diane, drowning herself in sunblock first of course.
Discusses with Zombie the pleasures of the human flesh and what brands of nail polish is best for strengthening nails (they always break when clawing the insides out of humans, it's quite annoying)
seeing zombie edging dangerously close to dianes neck, or rather, that deliciously delicate exposed throat, i finish him off with a head shot.
Nice meeting him though, interesting appetite, might've wanted to clear up the maggot outbreak on his forehead though..

diane, rule no. 1, do.not.make.friends.with.zombies.you.don't.know!!!
Of course if they were say, Alex Turner before zombification, by all means try, but listen to your mother, random zombies are evil and dangerous to know!!!
though i saw one looking sort of like jesse mccartney (looking slighty greener and pus dribbling out of the crater where his left ear should be) inhanging around the bar, you might want to check him out, but be careful!!!

*Hands diane magnum from shoulder bag*

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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CHEERIO!

[that was quite well written you two ^^]
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Nov 1 2008, 12:36 PM
:) joins diane, drowning herself in sunblock first of course.
Discusses with Zombie the pleasures of the human flesh and what brands of nail polish is best for strengthening nails (they always break when clawing the insides out of humans, it's quite annoying)
seeing zombie edging dangerously close to dianes neck, or rather, that deliciously delicate exposed throat, i finish him off with a head shot.
Nice meeting him though, interesting appetite, might've wanted to clear up the maggot outbreak on his forehead though..

diane, rule no. 1, do.not.make.friends.with.zombies.you.don't.know!!!
Of course if they were say, Alex Turner before zombification, by all means try, but listen to your mother, random zombies are evil and dangerous to know!!!
though i saw one looking sort of like jesse mccartney (looking slighty greener and pus dribbling out of the crater where his left ear should be) inhanging around the bar, you might want to check him out, but be careful!!!

*Hands diane magnum from shoulder bag*

that post is just steeped in irony
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CHEERIO!

Dont trust zombies.
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think about it incog
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Nov 1 2008, 01:19 PM
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Nov 1 2008, 12:36 PM
:) joins diane, drowning herself in sunblock first of course.
Discusses with Zombie the pleasures of the human flesh and what brands of nail polish is best for strengthening nails (they always break when clawing the insides out of humans, it's quite annoying)
seeing zombie edging dangerously close to dianes neck, or rather, that deliciously delicate exposed throat, i finish him off with a head shot.
Nice meeting him though, interesting appetite, might've wanted to clear up the maggot outbreak on his forehead though..

diane, rule no. 1, do.not.make.friends.with.zombies.you.don't.know!!!
Of course if they were say, Alex Turner before zombification, by all means try, but listen to your mother, random zombies are evil and dangerous to know!!!
though i saw one looking sort of like jesse mccartney (looking slighty greener and pus dribbling out of the crater where his left ear should be) inhanging around the bar, you might want to check him out, but be careful!!!

*Hands diane magnum from shoulder bag*

that post is just steeped in irony

yeah i took the risk anyway. : (

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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is it really worth the risk :phr:
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lol what do you expect me to say???

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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CHEERIO!

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Nov 1 2008, 03:31 PM
think about it incog

Still dont see it mate.
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Nov 1 2008, 01:33 PM
lol what do you expect me to say???

adams your cool ^_^
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CHEERIO!

Nvm, i caught on...

adams, you were a complete stranger to us at first too lol

all of our friends were complete strangers at first.

GET BACK ON TOPIC YOU noobs
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Nov 1 2008, 01:34 PM
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Nov 1 2008, 03:31 PM
think about it incog

Still dont see it mate.

say were not talking about zombies, but say people, might make more sense

Edit: you still dont get it ><
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luke, i am your mother
haven't we discussed this like a trillion times already?
and fine if it'll keep your mouth closed, adams, you're pretty cool. (you're funny in your dickhead way sometimes)

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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