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at chesscube i played against some dude 1 hour rated, won twice

(last game 1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc4 3. Nf3 Bg4 4. e3 e5 5. Bxc4 exd4 6. Qxd4 Qxd4 7. Nxd4 Nd7 8. Nc3 O-O-O 9. Bxf7 c5 10. Ne6 Bxe6 11. Bxe6 Nf6 12. O-O Re8 13. Bh3 g5 14. Bf5 Re5 15. e4 Bh6 16. h4 1-0)

but then a convo started and...

he's 66 yrs old.

i wouldn't have guessed, considering his behaviour, but then he came up with all these bands i have never heard of, so that's pretty much proof...

convo:

17.hxg5 ___
Moves taken back 17...xg5 18.xd7+ xd7 19.f4 xf4 20.xf4
ceaserd: lol

goodspeed:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: oh well i got time

goodspeed: Bh6 was a mistake tho

ceaserd: u r a cool dude

goodspeed: lol

goodspeed: im not an ***

goodspeed: ofcourse i let you take back:

ceaserd: great chess player and nice guy

ceaserd:

goodspeed: thanks (:

ceaserd:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: :]

goodspeed: i dont like the emotes on this site

ceaserd: lol

goodspeed: especially D:

goodspeed: *

goodspeed: thats more like ghehe

goodspeed: : D

goodspeed: : )

goodspeed: (:

goodspeed: ):

goodspeed: O:

ceaserd: it's a good thing i value personality over my chess playing

goodspeed: haha

ceaserd:

goodspeed: most of us do

ceaserd:

goodspeed: maybe not the professional players

goodspeed: but you wont find those here

ceaserd: on yahoo chess they curse u out after 7 moves

goodspeed:

goodspeed: S:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: oh well

goodspeed: they do that in a lot of games

goodspeed: you get used to it

goodspeed: do you play AOE3?

ceaserd: i curse them back. like being home again in my teen years

goodspeed: haha

goodspeed: how old are you?

ceaserd: 66

goodspeed: ...

goodspeed: seriously?

ceaserd: ancient

ceaserd: ya

ceaserd: no joke

goodspeed: wow dudethats old

ceaserd: the only thing left that works on me is my pecker

goodspeed: :?

goodspeed: whats a pecker?

goodspeed: the bird?

ceaserd: pecker is another word for penis in english

goodspeed: oh

goodspeed: haha

goodspeed: well

goodspeed: as long as that works its okay

ceaserd: where r u ?

ceaserd: ya

goodspeed: netherlands

goodspeed: you?

ceaserd: that's great - do u know an astrid hollander ?

ceaserd: california

goodspeed: nope

goodspeed: never heard of her

goodspeed: cool (:

ceaserd: r u in amsterdam ?

goodspeed: nope

goodspeed: Nijmegen

goodspeed: near german border

goodspeed: you even been to amsterdaM?

ceaserd: not yet

goodspeed:

goodspeed: yet?

goodspeed: you still plan on going?

ceaserd: i'm going some day

goodspeed: nice(:

goodspeed: its awesome

ceaserd: do the women in nijmegen have large breasts ?

goodspeed: Lol

goodspeed: not larger than those in california id say

ceaserd: probably correct

goodspeed: and there arent any beaches here

goodspeed: so

ceaserd: y don't they make emoticans w breasy=ts

ceaserd: ?

goodspeed: if you want women youre better off in cali

goodspeed: breasy ts??

ceaserd: *breasts

goodspeed: lol

goodspeed: (.)(.)

goodspeed: (.Y.)

goodspeed: heh

ceaserd: lol

goodspeed: not on this site indeed

goodspeed: you cant even say o m g here

goodspeed: ***

goodspeed: .

ceaserd: haha

goodspeed: oh my god

goodspeed: you can say oh my god

goodspeed: but not o m g

goodspeed: ... doesnt make sense

ceaserd: lol

ceaserd: how do u say masterbate in netherlands ?

goodspeed: maybe the one that made the filters didnt know what o mg stands for ;p

goodspeed: haha

goodspeed: theres a lot of ways to say that

goodspeed: rukken

goodspeed: aftrekken

goodspeed: main ones

goodspeed: do you like Pink Floyd?

ceaserd: i was older when they came out. i'm with fats domino, chuck berry, little richard, jerry lee lewis

goodspeed: wow

goodspeed: i suck

goodspeed: never heard of any of those

goodspeed: and people say i like old music

ceaserd: 50s 60s rock and roll. google them u will like it

goodspeed: possibly (:

goodspeed: have plenty of music to listen to for now tho

ceaserd: ya

ceaserd:

ceaserd: i might as well resign. i can't win. but it was a pleasure to meet u and have some fun

ceaserd:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: aw ok

goodspeed: you too man (:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: cool to meet someone old

ceaserd: pleasure

goodspeed: heheh

goodspeed: same9:

goodspeed: (:*

ceaserd: lol

ceaserd: i am going to rukken and sleep

ceaserd:

goodspeed: hahahaha

ceaserd:

goodspeed: good luck (Y)

ceaserd: i maKE MY OWN LUCK w rukken

goodspeed: you dont have a wife?

goodspeed: heheh

goodspeed: yes obviously

ceaserd: yeah... used to have one 20 years ago

goodspeed:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: divorced?

ceaserd: no... she died after we had sex 20 times in one day

goodspeed: haha

goodspeed: damn.

goodspeed: what a beautiful death

ceaserd: yeah

ceaserd: i wore her out

goodspeed: sorry to hear tho, lol

goodspeed: got any kids?

ceaserd: thanx.. 2 kids older than u.. 37 and 40

goodspeed: wow

goodspeed: theyre double my age

ceaserd: time goes by

goodspeed: so all you do now is chess?

goodspeed: seems nice ;P

goodspeed: thats what im planning

goodspeed: when im 65 ill just sit on my ass all day playing chess

goodspeed:

ceaserd: well no i still have sex as much as possible. chess is to loosen up for more chess

goodspeed: lol

goodspeed: how do you have sex at 66 without a wife

ceaserd: when i checkmate somebody i get a hardon

ceaserd: how do u say hardon in dutch ?

goodspeed: whats hardon

goodspeed: erection?

ceaserd: yes

goodspeed: stijve

goodspeed: we use it all the time

goodspeed: like

goodspeed: a nice chess combination

goodspeed: daar krijg ik echt een stijve van

goodspeed:

ceaserd: lol

ceaserd: what does that mean ?

goodspeed: gives me an erection

goodspeed: O:

ceaserd: aha

ceaserd: lol

ceaserd: i must go.. have 2 girlfriends on the line.... pls come and get me for more chess

goodspeed:

ceaserd:

goodspeed: Nice

goodspeed:

goodspeed: ya ill add you to friends

goodspeed: well play some more (:

ceaserd: hokay my friend.. many blessings... we'll meet again. take care. hugs ...

goodspeed: haha(:

goodspeed: hf w/ rukken

ceaserd: lolol bye bye

goodspeed: cya

ceaserd: c ya


Lolol. and that guy is 66... interesting eh? the 66 yr olds i know wouldn't act like that :\

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Sounds pretty fake.

But cool, if he really was 66 : D

Those artist and band names could easily have been gotten through a quick google search.
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*shudder*
*shiver*
*shake*




he gives me the creeps. if he's really 66.

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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Harris ford is 65 and i'm pretty sure a lot of girls wouldn't mind being hit by him...

lol nub, you just played vs harrison ford.

Interesting personality... :)
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I'm doubt very much Harrison Ford would announce his superstitions about the magical powers of masturbation to strangers on the internet and oh the social impracticalities he would have if he had a hard on every time someone said the word "checkmate" at dinner parties and such.

i'd definitely give it a pass if he hit on me, but i'd be kind of flattered

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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CHEERIO!

Germee. Lol, just lol. ^^
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that conversation was pretty sickening and intimidating i must say.
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what a legend! :lol:
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EmpressGermee
Nov 1 2008, 12:32 PM
I'm doubt very much Harrison Ford would announce his superstitions about the magical powers of masturbation to strangers on the internet and oh the social impracticalities he would have if he had a hard on every time someone said the word "checkmate" at dinner parties and such.

lol exactly :P

but he really is that old, how else would he come up with those bands...
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luke, i am your mother
you could say you are my dads age >_>

really, i don't believe he's 66

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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lol, gs you made that old man horny :S

ruk ze ;)
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gs
Nov 1 2008, 01:54 PM
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Nov 1 2008, 12:32 PM
I'm doubt very much Harrison Ford would announce his superstitions about the magical powers of masturbation to strangers on the internet and oh the social impracticalities he would have if he had a hard on every time someone said the word "checkmate" at dinner parties and such.

lol exactly :P

but he really is that old, how else would he come up with those bands...

you just cant accept that someone the same age as you, likes older music..
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it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?
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Btw gs I think you would know this song(not very famous but maybe familiar):

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=mlkMc0ZaJmY
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I honestly dont think he was 66, he is definitely 30 years old, and he prolly still lives in his parents basement, :blink:
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gs
Nov 1 2008, 02:52 PM
it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?

I never hear pink flloyd or any of that other shit...

it's not possible for someone my age to like that music

i thought that when i met you

:lol:
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Nov 1 2008, 05:48 PM
gs
Nov 1 2008, 02:52 PM
it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?

I never hear pink flloyd or any of that other shit...

lol never? :blink:
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Nov 1 2008, 04:50 PM
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Nov 1 2008, 05:48 PM
gs
Nov 1 2008, 02:52 PM
it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?

I never hear pink flloyd or any of that other shit...

lol never? :blink:

never, didnt even know who they were tbh, GS just makes them out to be epic when they really werent..
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Nov 1 2008, 05:51 PM
Adams 28:0 GS

:?
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all the times ive pwned you ^_^
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he's probably gay.
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Lol, thats a disgusting thought. :P
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Nov 1 2008, 05:52 PM
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gs
Nov 1 2008, 02:52 PM
it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?

I never hear pink flloyd or any of that other shit...

lol never? :blink:

never, didnt even know who they were tbh, GS just makes them out to be epic when they really werent..

lol it is logic that you don't know who they are if you never heard of them...
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Nov 1 2008, 05:15 PM
Lol, thats a disgusting thought. :P

He obviously is or else why is he sex talking with you.
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-_- you people annoy me
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And Adams is Jealous.
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CHEERIO!

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Nov 1 2008, 06:52 PM
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Nov 1 2008, 02:52 PM
it's not possible for someone my age to like that music, you never hear it anymore these days, while you do hear pink floyd/dire straits.

the sound quality is just crappy

plus, why would anyone claim he's 66 on a chesssite and even go into so much trouble looking up old bands?

I never hear pink flloyd or any of that other shit...

lol never? :blink:

never, didnt even know who they were tbh, GS just makes them out to be epic when they really werent..

eat shit and die


Omg, i'm so glad I dont base friendship on musical tastes.
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Nov 1 2008, 06:46 PM
And Adams is Jealous.

wait. who were you calling gay?
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