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The Fantastic Four...; ...are perverts!
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Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 02:04 AM Post #1
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Ok. Hear me out. I mean sure, you may think I've lost my mind on this one but I'm totally convinced that this is the case. They're totally guilty on one hand of being pedophiles, but then there's the count of homosexuality. Okay, that's not really perverted so to speak, but the first one still counts. So I stand by my claim here, whether I'm agreed with or not. The Fantastic Four are known as superheroes who have had two awful feature films and a really old cartoon, in addition to the usual comics. They battle Doctor Doom on a regular basis...but let's face it, if you went up against these freaks of nature (and deviants of sexuality) you'd probably not want them to know who you are, either. My first offender is the Invisible Woman. I mean seriously, she's the wife of one of the team and the sister of another. Frankly what I'm sayin' is that she's clearly the "ring rat" of the team here. Hang out with Johnny, and get nailed by Mr. Fantastic day in and day out. Hey, how the hell do you think he got that name? I rest my case on that one. Then you've got the Human Torch. He's the man who loses his clothes whenever he turns the heat on. I mean, that in and of itself is a sexual reference and it wasn't even intended. Seriously, just look at one of the panels from the comic itself: A supposed "superhero" sitting naked in a kiddie wading pool and proclaiming it in the midst of all of them? And this guy is supposed to be saving the world? Huh? Open and shut on that one. And last but not least, Mr. Fantastic and The Thing. I already covered the former, but apparently they too are a little sexually deviant. I'm not getting into details here kids, but here's all the proof you will ever need: Look I'm not saying believe me or not, but the facts don't lie people. The Fantastic Four are perverts.



gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:07 AM Post #2
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	ZOMG COINCIDENCE MAYBE you know what i'm talking about?



gooback	Nov 5 2008, 02:08 AM Post #3
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	ewwwww... Sloppy seconds, that convinces me that these books are NOT for kids



Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 02:10 AM Post #4
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	gs Nov 4 2008, 10:07 PM ZOMG COINCIDENCE MAYBE you know what i'm talking about? Know what? I'm just an honest reporter from Kievan Rus'. ...what? They collapsed? Their empire got turned into a bunch of wheatfields? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!



gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:13 AM Post #5
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	lolololol i'll let diane explain



Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 02:15 AM Post #6
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	No, I want the truth!



gooback	Nov 5 2008, 02:31 AM Post #7
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	isnt diane on a "diet", how can she explain???



gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:36 AM Post #8
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	what? what does that have to do with anything and no, diet? diane? no.. i don't think so :\|



Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 02:37 AM Post #9
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Dietz and Watson brand products.



gooback	Nov 5 2008, 02:38 AM Post #10
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	gs Nov 5 2008, 02:36 AM what? what does that have to do with anything and no, diet? diane? no.. i don't think so :\| I thought diane was on a forum "diet" to post less or something so she couldnt explain, but maybe thats someone else, either way, you should explain



gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:39 AM Post #11
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	:? no that's germain but those sort of diets never last anyway.



gooback	Nov 5 2008, 02:41 AM Post #12
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	yeah, they turn into yoyo forum diets, your post count never really goes down...



gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:43 AM Post #13
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	well there's a liposuction method, i can make it zero in no time :P



gooback	Nov 5 2008, 02:45 AM Post #14
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	gs Nov 5 2008, 02:43 AM well there's a liposuction method, i can make it zero in no time :P So can lethe, he performed a mass liposuction on several of us, unfortunately he didnt get me to sign a waiver first, I was kind of e-lipo raped tbh.



Jack the IV	Nov 5 2008, 03:04 AM Post #15
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Mart+germee+diane+me=fantastic 4
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 03:05 AM Post #16
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Jack the IV Nov 4 2008, 11:04 PM Mart+germee+diane+me=fantastic 4 So who's the naked douchebag who harassed the kids?



gs	Nov 5 2008, 03:06 AM Post #17
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	incog*,diane,me,germain jack nub i take no credit, diane thought of the F4 thingy :P



Jack the IV	Nov 5 2008, 03:10 AM Post #18
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Redemption Nov 5 2008, 03:05 AM Jack the IV Nov 4 2008, 11:04 PM Mart+germee+diane+me=fantastic 4 So who's the naked douchebag who harassed the kids? Mart
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 03:11 AM Post #19
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Yet he is not in GS's list. Hrrm.



gs	Nov 5 2008, 03:12 AM Post #20
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	i �m him. and i'm not a pedophile



Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 03:13 AM Post #21
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	You have no pants?



Incog	Nov 5 2008, 11:56 AM Post #22
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Oh, like I'M the pedo....
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


MxDiane	Nov 5 2008, 12:59 PM Post #23
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	gs Nov 5 2008, 03:06 AM incog*,diane,me,germain jack nub i take no credit, diane thought of the F4 thingy :P the fact jack called Obama a nigger, that makes him the most uncool white american in the world and is not qualified to be in the F4 anyways :) hahaha INDEED FANTASTIC FOUR IS US!!!!!!!!! we aint no perverts!!!! (excluding the guys)
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


gs	Nov 5 2008, 02:58 PM Post #24
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	... thanks?



MxDiane	Nov 5 2008, 03:07 PM Post #25
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	including the guys*
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 5 2008, 03:08 PM Post #26
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	I'm not included, as usual :D
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


MxDiane	Nov 5 2008, 03:14 PM Post #27
Worteltjes World Posts: 10,700 Group: Pegasus Member #3 Joined: December 13, 2007	cause you're too busy gaming :D
	"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt


The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 5 2008, 03:16 PM Post #28
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Only for the past 4 days, DL : D
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Vondongo	Nov 5 2008, 09:01 PM Post #29
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	But at least you're not perverted. ...or ARE you? :P



Jack the IV	Nov 5 2008, 10:24 PM Post #30
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	MxDiane Nov 5 2008, 12:59 PM gs Nov 5 2008, 03:06 AM incog*,diane,me,germain jack nub i take no credit, diane thought of the F4 thingy :P the fact jack called Obama a nigger, that makes him the most uncool white american in the world and is not qualified to be in the F4 anyways :) hahaha INDEED FANTASTIC FOUR IS US!!!!!!!!! we aint no perverts!!!! (excluding the guys) Is he not black?
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


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