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| Tweet Topic Started: Nov 10 2008, 12:27 AM (675 Views) | |
| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:27 AM Post #1 |
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/s/capress/081109/..._brawling_monks |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:29 AM Post #2 |
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while that seems like an unorthodox method of solving things, were you, by any chance it that brawl? |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:31 AM Post #3 |
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Ya, I'm the guy with the brown cloak. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:33 AM Post #4 |
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you were all of them, wow, I didnt realize you had finished creating your jam clones yet |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:35 AM Post #5 |
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We're about to march on Rome, for a symbolic start. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:36 AM Post #6 |
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oooh, cool, can I be your right hand man when you take over |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:38 AM Post #7 |
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Sorry thats reserved for Jam2, my first successful clone. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:39 AM Post #8 |
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well if hes your clone, you will agree on everything, what if you need a second opinion, theres only one of me, and clones are disposable |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:40 AM Post #9 |
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He is an individual with independant thought!!! :angry: |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:43 AM Post #10 |
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No, he is a clone, he has identical DNA, and although he is a bit different due to the fact that he is not actually you, he is essentially the same :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry::angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry::angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: , just like all of those faces occupy different pixels on your scree, but look the same |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:45 AM Post #11 |
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DNA do not control thought, it only influences it. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:48 AM Post #12 |
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and you will all be influenced towards the decision, your strengths and weaknesses will not compliment each others, ours will, together we can rul the galaxy as father and son![]() oh yeah, I forgot to tell you about that... |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 12:53 AM Post #13 |
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Twins aren't indenticle in thought and decision, QED. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 12:57 AM Post #14 |
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I will not subject to your QED, because you are WRONG. You will be different, but will have similar strengths and weaknesses, what if you need somebody to do a math equation, and what if your weak at math, or whatever, your weaknesses are not complimented by your clones strengths, thinking so is a lack of foresight, which is your weakness, which your clone also apparantely failed to recognize. |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 01:10 AM Post #15 |
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I suppose your weakness then is hasty generalizations. I am not wrong because I was refering to beliefs, thoughts, and behaviour, not strenghts and weaknesses. If refering to strenghts and weaknesses, I can simply have one clone become an expert in a specific field, excetera. And if that clone is not good at math, it will just take him longer to master it. |
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| gooback | Nov 10 2008, 01:28 AM Post #16 |
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No, the whole point is that I am a better right hand man, because the clone will not be succesful as me, so why have a clone of yourself, what if he is ambitious likes you, and plots to overtake you. |
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| Vondongo | Nov 10 2008, 02:51 AM Post #17 |
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Or you can just put an inidividual like me in as #2. I'd never rebel, I'd be much more content visiting random countries under my nominal control, eating various foods and hitting on women with varying degrees of success. Oh and being wealthy, that always works too. |
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| Jam | Nov 10 2008, 04:21 AM Post #18 |
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Why would they try to kill me? We have the same ambition, there are no leaders, only a committee that focuses on plans. Jesus I'm trying to create a perfect world here by exterminating tribalism. |
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| MaxJ | Nov 10 2008, 07:55 AM Post #19 |
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Wij van A414A adviseren A414A
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Just use them 2 to clean your house(and mine if they are busy...?) |
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Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum. | |
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| Goodsbee | Nov 10 2008, 03:18 PM Post #20 |
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life is grand :)
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yeah same here!!
B) and bring u the remote and make breakfast....ofc |
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| MaxJ | Nov 10 2008, 04:22 PM Post #21 |
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Wij van A414A adviseren A414A
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And do my homework
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Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum. | |
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| Goodsbee | Nov 10 2008, 05:35 PM Post #22 |
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life is grand :)
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and....take the dog out ...and get a job for extra cash for ME :P |
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| Germee | Nov 10 2008, 05:40 PM Post #23 |
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luke, i am your mother
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so you're not the leader of your clones. well then, I guess I'll have to step up to it then. And sure, gooback, you can be my right hand man, i'd need help in keeping this army of jam clones under order. |
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Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. | |
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| Jam | Nov 11 2008, 03:07 AM Post #24 |
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Lol, you can't simply walk up to a group of people, call yourself leader, and expect them to follow you. |
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| Germee | Nov 11 2008, 11:53 AM Post #25 |
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luke, i am your mother
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i've done what many deemed impossible
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Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. | |
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| Jam | Nov 11 2008, 05:40 PM Post #26 |
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Pics or it didn't happen. |
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| gooback | Nov 12 2008, 01:11 AM Post #27 |
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it may sound hard, but remember, its a bunch of jam clones, their idiots, how hard can it be??? |
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| Jam | Nov 12 2008, 04:01 AM Post #28 |
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Um...how about they just kill you on sight. |
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| Ichigo1uk | Nov 12 2008, 07:46 AM Post #29 |
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Huh?
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I fully endorce this. |
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| Germee | Nov 12 2008, 11:01 AM Post #30 |
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luke, i am your mother
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they won't, because being their leader I will only have to merely mutter "CEASE!" and they will halt immediately. Then we'll start making zombie movies by the dozen, I think it'll be called "The Night of the Evil Jams" I,II,III,IV and then maybe "Germee- Zombie Warrior" then after that I think we might also start constructing that paradise garden for Sloths, Orang utans. but other animals are allowed entry as well. and with my vast Jam Army I will force everyone to strip naked, be vegetarian and pretend we're adam and eve, have massive tea parties, with scones and cucumber sandwiches. The world will be such a better place.
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Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. | |
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