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Smackdown in the Holyland; this could be a video game
Topic Started: Nov 10 2008, 12:27 AM (676 Views)
Jam
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Fruit Based Jam
EmpressGermee
Nov 12 2008, 06:01 AM
Hyperactive Jam
Nov 12 2008, 04:01 AM
gooback
Nov 11 2008, 08:11 PM
it may sound hard, but remember, its a bunch of jam clones, their idiots, how hard can it be???

Um...how about they just kill you on sight.

they won't, because being their leader I will only have to merely mutter "CEASE!" and they will halt immediately.

Then we'll start making zombie movies by the dozen, I think it'll be called "The Night of the Evil Jams" I,II,III,IV and then maybe "Germee- Zombie Warrior"

then after that I think we might also start constructing that paradise garden for Sloths, Orang utans.
but other animals are allowed entry as well.


and with my vast Jam Army I will force everyone to strip naked, be vegetarian and pretend we're adam and eve, have massive tea parties, with scones and cucumber sandwiches.



^_^ The world will be such a better place.

You forgot the part where you aren't their leader.
Long live Carolus
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MxDiane
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Worteltjes World
Hyperactive Jam
Nov 12 2008, 12:59 PM
EmpressGermee
Nov 12 2008, 06:01 AM
Hyperactive Jam
Nov 12 2008, 04:01 AM
gooback
Nov 11 2008, 08:11 PM
it may sound hard, but remember, its a bunch of jam clones, their idiots, how hard can it be???

Um...how about they just kill you on sight.

they won't, because being their leader I will only have to merely mutter "CEASE!" and they will halt immediately.

Then we'll start making zombie movies by the dozen, I think it'll be called "The Night of the Evil Jams" I,II,III,IV and then maybe "Germee- Zombie Warrior"

then after that I think we might also start constructing that paradise garden for Sloths, Orang utans.
but other animals are allowed entry as well.


and with my vast Jam Army I will force everyone to strip naked, be vegetarian and pretend we're adam and eve, have massive tea parties, with scones and cucumber sandwiches.



^_^ The world will be such a better place.

You forgot the part where you aren't their leader.

Then I decided to put the Jam Army into a Bottle saying "Sugar-free Raspberry Jam" and gave it to a manufacturer to mass produce it, making a Jam Army Family.
"He orders something unusual, like a Black Russian or a Tom Collins, and when you request a beer he says that surely a complex woman deserves a complex drink. " - Travis Grandt
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Germee
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luke, i am your mother
Hyperactive Jam
Nov 12 2008, 12:59 PM
EmpressGermee
Nov 12 2008, 06:01 AM
Hyperactive Jam
Nov 12 2008, 04:01 AM
gooback
Nov 11 2008, 08:11 PM
it may sound hard, but remember, its a bunch of jam clones, their idiots, how hard can it be???

Um...how about they just kill you on sight.

they won't, because being their leader I will only have to merely mutter "CEASE!" and they will halt immediately.

Then we'll start making zombie movies by the dozen, I think it'll be called "The Night of the Evil Jams" I,II,III,IV and then maybe "Germee- Zombie Warrior"

then after that I think we might also start constructing that paradise garden for Sloths, Orang utans.
but other animals are allowed entry as well.


and with my vast Jam Army I will force everyone to strip naked, be vegetarian and pretend we're adam and eve, have massive tea parties, with scones and cucumber sandwiches.



^_^ The world will be such a better place.

You forgot the part where you aren't their leader.

that's not what your fellow clones believe. they're really enjoying themselves with the sandwiches over there in the corner, maybe you should go join them

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom
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gooback, Jam, you guys go so well together that you may as well be soul mates.

Gooey Jam, anyone?
Jam
 
It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes
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Jam
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Enough "No u!".

That depends Ultra, is gooey gay too?
Long live Carolus
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Vondongo
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Nov 12 2008, 06:08 PM
Enough "No u!".

That depends Ultra, is gooey gay too?

For his sake, I sure hope so.
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