WTF dictionary

WTF dictionary; I hate dictionaries
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gooback	Nov 12 2008, 01:22 AM Post #1
Lieutenant Posts: 260 Group: Member Member #133 Joined: October 29, 2008	So I was looking through a dictionary during english class with my friend (were so cool, I know), and we noticed some of the definitions kinda sucked, and were quite funny, so here they are, please share your thoughts, opinions, and any other similar definitions you have seen, the following are some of my favourite definitions (not in alphabetical order) Pirate: one who commits piracy oh thanks Trust fund : a fund of money, held in trust ahhh, held in trust Mountain top : The top of a mountain it becomes clearer with the reversal of order... Mountainous : having many mountains ... Mountain goat : any goat that lives in the mountains Steamer : something that steams Part way : part of the way Over lay : to lay over neatness : the act of being neat neaten : to make neat neatly : in a neat fashion next to last : penultimate penultimate : second to last wow, zomg repack : to pack again And there are many more, but this is all for now



Incog	Nov 12 2008, 12:45 PM Post #2
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Yea, some defintions use more complicated words than what you're looking for as well...
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MaxJ	Nov 12 2008, 05:38 PM Post #3
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Marlonsm	Nov 12 2008, 07:55 PM Post #4
Sergeant Posts: 128 Group: A414A Member Member #91 Joined: July 4, 2008	Some of those are pretty obvious, what kind of person would look for "montain top" in a dictionary. and what else could be the diefinition for that?



Adams	Nov 12 2008, 10:05 PM Post #5
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	what do you want them to say?



Jam	Nov 12 2008, 10:05 PM Post #6
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	Marlonsm Nov 12 2008, 02:55 PM Some of those are pretty obvious, what kind of person would look for "montain top" in a dictionary. and what else could be the diefinition for that? diefinition: a play on words 1. The defining of person's death by use of adjectives. ie: suicide, murdered, epic fail 2. The clarity of the events surrounding a person's death. ie: 'Due to the wide scope of eye witness accounts, Incong's death was in high diefinition.'
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Marlonsm	Nov 12 2008, 11:53 PM Post #7
Sergeant Posts: 128 Group: A414A Member Member #91 Joined: July 4, 2008	Hyperactive Jam Nov 12 2008, 10:05 PM Marlonsm Nov 12 2008, 02:55 PM Some of those are pretty obvious, what kind of person would look for "montain top" in a dictionary. and what else could be the diefinition for that? diefinition: a play on words 1. The defining of person's death by use of adjectives. ie: suicide, murdered, epic fail 2. The clarity of the events surrounding a person's death. ie: 'Due to the wide scope of eye witness accounts, Incong's death was in high diefinition.' diefinition = typo, as you can see, the "i" and the "e" are very close on the keyboard. actually IDK how I could do that.



Jam	Nov 13 2008, 12:01 AM Post #8
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	The e and the f are closer.
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Hydra	Nov 13 2008, 12:13 AM Post #9
Back and is about 13! Posts: 1,698 Group: A414A Member Member #61 Joined: May 3, 2008	Marlonsm Nov 12 2008, 07:55 PM Some of those are pretty obvious, what kind of person would look for "montain top" in a dictionary. and what else could be the diefinition for that? it could mean a womans tits?
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Vondongo	Nov 13 2008, 12:59 AM Post #10
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Hydra Nov 12 2008, 08:13 PM Marlonsm Nov 12 2008, 07:55 PM Some of those are pretty obvious, what kind of person would look for "montain top" in a dictionary. and what else could be the diefinition for that? it could mean a womans tits? The nipples of course would be the "peak."



Jack the IV	Nov 13 2008, 03:02 AM Post #11
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Jam	Nov 13 2008, 05:15 AM Post #12
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	That much lactation can't be healthy...
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 13 2008, 06:57 PM Post #13
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Adams	Nov 13 2008, 07:32 PM Post #14
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