And then...

And then...; Drench me.
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 15 2008, 03:03 PM Post #1
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	And then the lion fell in love with the lamb (:')) This gave the lamb the perfect opportunity to get away before the lion became hungry again, and swapped love with greed. The lamb pranced the miles of open plains and fields to the nearest forest, the lion following her all the way, wishing to win her heart. When the lamb finally found a tree, she climbed up as fast as she could (And lambs don't climb trees very quickly) and waited for the panting lion to catch up. The lion was ugly, had over-sized teeth, too much pubic hair, and a disgusting infection in his top-right paw, yet he had been romantic enough to follow the lamb over the world just so he could try and make her love him. The lamb thought this as, "Almost enough," Meanwhile, the lion was thinking that if he really could get this idiotic and pathetic excuse for a mammal to fall in love with him, he could sneak up upon her and eat her delicately in her sleep. The plan was so diabolical and devious; it had seemed so perfect when the vision lasted. Then the lamb trotted across half the world, and the lion had no choice but to follow in order to keep a good source of food in sight. After a horribly long choice, the lamb, who seemed somewhat fitter than the lion, had climbed up to the top of a tree, and was now taunting the exhausted lion on the ground. The lion didn't hesitate... Some hunters discovered what seemed to be a cross between a lion and a lamb among the plains of the region of the world known as Patagonia; it was an odd, furry animal with a long muzzle and pointy ears. They named it the llama.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Nov 15 2008, 03:03 PM Post #2
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	that was boring.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Germee	Nov 15 2008, 04:03 PM Post #3
luke, i am your mother Posts: 5,159 Group: Goddess Member #36 Joined: January 11, 2008	Ultra-Musketeer Nov 15 2008, 03:03 PM The lion was ugly, had over-sized teeth, too much pubic hair, and a disgusting infection in his top-right paw, yet he had been romantic enough to follow the lamb over the world just so he could try and make her love him. The lamb thought this as, "Almost enough," Meanwhile, the lion was thinking that if he really could get this idiotic and pathetic excuse for a mammal to fall in love with him, no that was amazing!!! genius
	Barry: I�m lookin� at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin� smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You�re so pretty.


gs	Nov 15 2008, 04:06 PM Post #4
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	wow awsome:D



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