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EARTH MAN!
Tweet Topic Started: Aug 23 2009, 12:05 PM (1,559 Views)
Vondongo	Aug 23 2009, 12:05 PM Post #1
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	I have traveled from an incredibly distant star to observe the ways of your planet! You have the honor of representing your entire race as my sample subject. WHISPERING IS FUTILE! THE GRAND GALACTIC INQUISITOR HEARS ALL; SEES ALL. DO NOT SPEAK TO ME! DO NOT ALTER YOUR NORMAL HUMAN BEHAVIOR IN ANY WAY! YOU DO NOT KNOW THE ELABORATE CRITERIA BY WHICH YOU ARE TO BE JUDGED! IGNORE MY PRESENCE AND GO ABOUT YOUR EARTHLY BUSINESS!



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 23 2009, 12:07 PM Post #2
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	He looks like a Ninja.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Adams	Aug 23 2009, 12:09 PM Post #3
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	Im going to raise my eyebrow at you now redemption.



gs	Aug 23 2009, 12:13 PM Post #4
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	1



Incog	Aug 23 2009, 12:14 PM Post #5
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Uh oh. This is a test.
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


Vondongo	Aug 23 2009, 12:22 PM Post #6
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	IGNORE ME!



Lazurath	Aug 23 2009, 01:37 PM Post #7
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	You are now being relocated to District 9, Non-human.



Incog	Aug 23 2009, 02:15 PM Post #8
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Well, at least become accustomed to earthling ways. Wanna cookie?
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


Supervizor	Aug 23 2009, 03:48 PM Post #9
Major Posts: 1,483 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: June 5, 2008	wasn' t redemption like a grown man or something?



DarkAngel	Aug 23 2009, 03:52 PM Post #10
Captain Posts: 501 Group: A414A Member Member #160 Joined: June 16, 2009	I don't know anymore =(



gs	Aug 23 2009, 03:53 PM Post #11
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	he is



Big Richard	Aug 23 2009, 04:25 PM Post #12
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	he's a grown man that watches adult swim =p



Germee	Aug 23 2009, 04:27 PM Post #13
luke, i am your mother Posts: 5,159 Group: Goddess Member #36 Joined: January 11, 2008	it's really hard to ignore your capital letters earth man. in literary terms it implies you are shouting. making a thread about your presence is also not the best way to stay un-noticed
	Barry: I�m lookin� at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin� smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You�re so pretty.


Ichigo1uk	Aug 23 2009, 05:28 PM Post #14
Huh? Posts: 9,838 Group: A414A Member Member #10 Joined: December 14, 2007	Since your interested in earth customs, pick up the soap it's a sign of good will and fortune.
	Incog Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.


Vondongo	Aug 23 2009, 07:34 PM Post #15
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Supervizor Aug 23 2009, 03:48 PM wasn' t redemption like a grown man or something? I'm a very bored man who got all his college done but out of a combination of enough years at his current job to get a sustainable pay and lack of interest/money to leave my job to seek a degree, leads an ultimately boring life when I can't get into much contact with my friends to do anything. The summer can be agonizingly boring, you see.



Incog	Aug 23 2009, 10:10 PM Post #16
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	I would spam tad all day.
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


Vondongo	Aug 23 2009, 10:33 PM Post #17
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	I'm not that desperate...I do have a level of dignity, as low as it may be, to vent my boredom.



Incog	Aug 23 2009, 10:35 PM Post #18
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	You should start your own porn then.
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


Vondongo	Aug 23 2009, 10:35 PM Post #19
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Nope, not going to be doing that.



Jack the IV	Aug 23 2009, 11:47 PM Post #20
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Stock market anyone?
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


Lazurath	Aug 24 2009, 06:26 AM Post #21
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	Invent something that EVERYONE will need.



Lazurath	Aug 24 2009, 06:47 AM Post #22
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	OR design games or something in your spare time.



ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 09:51 AM Post #23
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	non-earthling, have you ever experienced sexual intercourse?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 24 2009, 09:52 AM Post #24
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Yeah. us people from Cocktopia have multiple penises which we utilise for maximum anal penetration.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 09:53 AM Post #25
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	So like multiple dicks in one anus?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 24 2009, 09:53 AM Post #26
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Yeah, like five or six.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 09:54 AM Post #27
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	so like the multiple penises rub against each other and slither over each other as the women screams in ferocious agony?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 24 2009, 09:57 AM Post #28
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Um not really, they just all punch into her at once.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 09:59 AM Post #29
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	but they do touch?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 24 2009, 09:59 AM Post #30
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Ofc.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


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