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EARTH MAN!
Tweet Topic Started: Aug 23 2009, 12:05 PM (1,562 Views)
ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 10:00 AM Post #31
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	nice NICE nice NICE



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 24 2009, 10:05 AM Post #32
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Yeah but many times they all clash together at once, so what you end up is with some pretty bruised dicks.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Lazurath	Aug 24 2009, 10:12 AM Post #33
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	If the beings from Cocktopia only perform sodomy, how is it they reproduce?



gs	Aug 24 2009, 10:24 AM Post #34
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	wow @ this



ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 11:11 AM Post #35
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	SODOMY has been a way to reproduce for centuries. not many just know about it...



Goodsbee	Aug 24 2009, 01:23 PM Post #36
life is grand :) Posts: 5,199 Group: A414A Member Member #105 Joined: July 20, 2008	this started out weird and just kept getting weirder...hmm what do u know... oh...it's terms fault...indeed.



Incog	Aug 24 2009, 03:49 PM Post #37
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	gs Aug 24 2009, 10:24 AM wow @ this +1
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


Vondongo	Aug 24 2009, 05:23 PM Post #38
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	It went from a Venture Bros. reference to...I don't even know what.



Supervizor	Aug 24 2009, 05:38 PM Post #39
Major Posts: 1,483 Group: Member Member #79 Joined: June 5, 2008	Redemption Aug 23 2009, 07:34 PM Supervizor Aug 23 2009, 03:48 PM wasn' t redemption like a grown man or something? I'm a very bored man who got all his college done but out of a combination of enough years at his current job to get a sustainable pay and lack of interest/money to leave my job to seek a degree, leads an ultimately boring life when I can't get into much contact with my friends to do anything. The summer can be agonizingly boring, you see. so you got the time and the money to do the shit you want.... dude, go practise tai chi for all i care. If you waiste this time ur gonna think back and think fuck. If you learn a skill you atleast went forward instead of complete dead stop. Think tai-chi, learning an instrument, a language, how to fix stuff around the house etc etc.



Vondongo	Aug 24 2009, 05:52 PM Post #40
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Supervizor Aug 24 2009, 05:38 PM Redemption Aug 23 2009, 07:34 PM Supervizor Aug 23 2009, 03:48 PM wasn' t redemption like a grown man or something? I'm a very bored man who got all his college done but out of a combination of enough years at his current job to get a sustainable pay and lack of interest/money to leave my job to seek a degree, leads an ultimately boring life when I can't get into much contact with my friends to do anything. The summer can be agonizingly boring, you see. so you got the time and the money to do the shit you want.... dude, go practise tai chi for all i care. If you waiste this time ur gonna think back and think fuck. If you learn a skill you atleast went forward instead of complete dead stop. Think tai-chi, learning an instrument, a language, how to fix stuff around the house etc etc. I actually do fix stuff on a semi-regular basis, since my house was kind of a dump when I first moved in (no infestations at least, just old outlets, vents, doors, bad paint, etc.). I fix things up one step at a time when I need to...I would do it all at once but since there's no equity involved and I don't own the property...why should I? Anyway it's only in the dead of the summer that things are really boring. Maybe it's because most years (like this one) I work shorter hours in the summer...the extra hours with nothing relevant to fill the void do stack up. My life's boring...but it's not bad, so I can't really complain at all.



Adams	Aug 24 2009, 09:37 PM Post #41
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	This is my story this is my song if you feel it mothafucka you cant go wrong.



ControlAltElite	Aug 24 2009, 11:27 PM Post #42
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	So when the dicks get bruised do you guys have a special cock ointment in Cocktopia?



DarkAngel	Aug 25 2009, 05:41 AM Post #43
Captain Posts: 501 Group: A414A Member Member #160 Joined: June 16, 2009	Uhm, I won't ask.



Incog	Aug 25 2009, 06:49 AM Post #44
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Term, shut up.
	Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great.


The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 25 2009, 07:19 AM Post #45
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Lazurath Aug 24 2009, 10:12 AM If the beings from Cocktopia only perform sodomy, how is it they reproduce? The semen drips out of the anus, as it always does, and trickles down to the vagina.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 25 2009, 07:21 AM Post #46
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	Ultra-Musketeer Aug 25 2009, 07:19 AM Lazurath Aug 24 2009, 10:12 AM If the beings from Cocktopia only perform sodomy, how is it they reproduce? The semen drips out of the anus, as it always does, and trickles down to the vagina. so all pregnancies are UNWANTED? everyone is an.... accident? and u shut up incy.



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 25 2009, 07:23 AM Post #47
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	I'm not sure tbh, I've never been educated properly about our home world. I emigrated to Earth at a young age.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 25 2009, 07:26 AM Post #48
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	ok, so basically you are an accident?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 25 2009, 07:29 AM Post #49
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Probably hmmm We have to wear penis guards to stop our pants from ripping open when we get an erection. It hurts like hell.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


ControlAltElite	Aug 25 2009, 07:32 AM Post #50
Sabs Posts: 3,277 Group: A414A Member Member #57 Joined: April 16, 2008	yea and over the years your penises have grown miniscule and the tiny size has now been carried down for generation after generation!



Lazurath	Aug 25 2009, 08:04 AM Post #51
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	You always faked yours with scissors...



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 25 2009, 08:06 AM Post #52
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	ControlAltElite Aug 25 2009, 07:32 AM yea and over the years your penises have grown miniscule and the tiny size has now been carried down for generation after generation! Please, no jealousy.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Lazurath	Aug 25 2009, 01:12 PM Post #53
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	But then again Ultra, Cocktopian penises have always been small to Earth human penises, so it comes as no surprise really.



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 27 2009, 12:48 PM Post #54
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Lol where are you getting this from? We have a second heart to accommodate the massive size of penises.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Lazurath	Aug 27 2009, 01:06 PM Post #55
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	Well your first heart is roughly 2cm in diameter, it comes as no surprise really. In fact, most of your bodily organs are roughly 1/10th their current earth counterparts.



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 27 2009, 01:23 PM Post #56
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Your imagination is cute : )
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Lazurath	Aug 28 2009, 09:24 AM Post #57
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	Yours is disturbing.



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 28 2009, 11:52 AM Post #58
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	I have no imagination; only limitless knowledge.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Lazurath	Aug 29 2009, 02:19 AM Post #59
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	So who would win in a fist-fight between Stalin and Genghis Khan?



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 29 2009, 02:54 AM Post #60
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Stalin, because he'd just order the 2 million soldiers of the Red Army to run towards Genghis and pwn him badly.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


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