2 moons

2 moons
Tweet Topic Started: Aug 27 2009, 07:50 PM (403 Views)
darkbelg	Aug 27 2009, 07:50 PM Post #1
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darkbelg	Aug 27 2009, 08:06 PM Post #2
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gs	Aug 27 2009, 08:54 PM Post #3
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	how you delete a forum? :O why is that relevant? :O



darkbelg	Aug 27 2009, 09:36 PM Post #4
Lieutenant Posts: 385 Group: A414A Member Member #101 Joined: July 14, 2008	gs can we fight ?
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Jack the IV	Aug 27 2009, 09:43 PM Post #5
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	I'm going to punch you right in the ovaries.
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


gs	Aug 27 2009, 10:11 PM Post #6
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	darkbelg Aug 27 2009, 09:36 PM gs can we fight ? ??



darkbelg	Aug 27 2009, 10:44 PM Post #7
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Ichigo1uk	Aug 27 2009, 10:44 PM Post #8
Huh? Posts: 9,838 Group: A414A Member Member #10 Joined: December 14, 2007	Jack the IV Aug 27 2009, 09:43 PM I'm going to punch you right in the ovaries. I'm gonna punch you in the useless Dick, Hermaphrodite
	Incog Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.


ryker	Aug 28 2009, 12:25 AM Post #9
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	Jack the IV Aug 27 2009, 09:43 PM I'm going to punch you right in the ovaries. nice ron burgundy!
	my name is ryker


Jack the IV	Aug 28 2009, 02:42 AM Post #10
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Mmmm yes, I love Anchorman. So does Paul.
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


ryker	Aug 28 2009, 04:04 AM Post #11
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	this burrito is delish but its SO filling.... im in a box of sorrow..... lmao
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Jam	Aug 28 2009, 04:24 AM Post #12
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	*glass case of emotion.
	Long live Carolus


ryker	Aug 28 2009, 02:32 PM Post #13
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	whatever, at least u knew what i was talking about its funnier than shit when he kicks his dog over the bridge though. only 1 rule, no touching of the face or hair where did you get a grenade?
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 28 2009, 02:41 PM Post #14
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	I buy grenades from the testicle shop. Highly attractive bitches enjoy licking my bewls.
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Jam	Aug 28 2009, 03:31 PM Post #15
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	News team, ASSEMBLE!
	Long live Carolus


Jam	Aug 28 2009, 03:31 PM Post #16
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	News team, ASSEMBLE! My first double post!
	Long live Carolus


MaxJ	Aug 28 2009, 03:48 PM Post #17
Wij van A414A adviseren A414A Posts: 9,339 Group: Moderator Member #58 Joined: April 21, 2008	But why do you post it twice on purpose?
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Jam	Aug 28 2009, 03:55 PM Post #18
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	I didn't there is an edit button.
	Long live Carolus


Jack the IV	Aug 28 2009, 04:07 PM Post #19
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Nevermind Edited by Jack the IV, Aug 28 2009, 04:09 PM.
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


MaxJ	Aug 28 2009, 05:20 PM Post #20
Wij van A414A adviseren A414A Posts: 9,339 Group: Moderator Member #58 Joined: April 21, 2008	Oh you did something with your options :)
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darkbelg	Aug 28 2009, 06:33 PM Post #21
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ryker	Aug 28 2009, 08:18 PM Post #22
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	Frank Vitchard: I am gonna straight-up murder your ass. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh. Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady. Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me. Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair. News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight. Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent. Brian Fantana: Oh yeah. Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way. Brian Fantana: Yep. Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline. Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. [cheesy grin] Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense. Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see if we can make this little kitty purr. [snarls] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: Everyone just relax, all right? Believe me, if there's one thing Ron Burgundy knows, it's women. Brian Fantana: I don't know, Ron. Ron Burgundy: Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veronica Corningstone: Oh Ron, there are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I am 72 percent sure that I love you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me. Ron Burgundy: What are you doing? Veronica Corningstone: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story. Ron Burgundy: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job. Ron Burgundy: Big deal. I am very professional. Veronica Corningstone: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby. Ron Burgundy: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman. Veronica Corningstone: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke. Ron Burgundy: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science. Veronica Corningstone: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir. Ron Burgundy: You are a smelly pirate hooker. Veronica Corningstone: You look like a blueberry. Ron Burgundy: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island? Veronica Corningstone: Well, you have bad hair. Ron Burgundy: [insulted] What did you say? Veronica Corningstone: I said... your hair... looks stupid. [an A-bomb mushroom cloud is reflected in Ron's eyes; the knock-down drag-out fight begins] -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: [to Veronica after the news has just gone off the air] You've got a dirty whorish mouth. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. [Veronica turns and walks away] Ron Burgundy: Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I... I wanna be on you. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: 1001, 1002, 1003. Veronica Corningstone: Uh, Mr. Burgundy? Helen said that you needed to see me. Ron Burgundy: Oh, Miss Corningstone. I wasn't expecting company. Just doing my workout. Tuesday's arms and back. Veronica Corningstone: Well, you asked me to come by, sir. Ron Burgundy: Oh, did I? Veronica Corningstone: Yes. Ron Burgundy: Ohh, it's the deep burn. Oh, it's so deep. Oh, I can barely lift my right arm 'cause I did so many. I don't know if you heard me counting. I did over a thousand. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bartender: You know, times are changing. Ladies can do stuff now and you're going to learn how to deal with it. Ron Burgundy: What? Were you saying something? Look, I don't speak Spanish. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Veronica Corningstone: For the entire Channel 4 news team, I'm Veronica Corningstone. Ron Burgundy: And I'm Ron Burgundy. Go fuck yourself, San Diego. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: [after jumping into the grizzly bear pit at the San Diego Zoo] I immediately regret this decision. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast. Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch. Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it? Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart. Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident? Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident. Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade? Brick Tamland: I don't know. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Edited by ryker, Aug 28 2009, 08:19 PM.
	my name is ryker


Big Richard	Aug 28 2009, 11:50 PM Post #23
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	I just shat a brick when I saw that wall of text



Goodsbee	Aug 29 2009, 01:37 AM Post #24
life is grand :) Posts: 5,199 Group: A414A Member Member #105 Joined: July 20, 2008	ouch...too much ryker...it came across as blah blah blah.....



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