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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:47 PM Post #1 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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Feeding female chickens mah junk, Enjoying their beaks snapping 'round my trunk. The pain is but relief; It turns me on. Now the endless animal rape, Has beguuuun! Beastiality, a pleasure to all, Tearing off my pants, I reveal my stuff. The animals, for my dick, they shall crawl, Their ceaseless lust is never enoooouuugh. |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:49 PM Post #2 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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Ultimate submission from old whores; I take off my trunks, swing my head back, Trained and skilled, they are no bore. Forth and back, forth and back. |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:53 PM Post #3 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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Verily the sodomy arises in our minds; The ancestral cave of humanity is a rarely ventured path. Accept my girth, Accept my girth, And under these circumstances enter the kingdom of heaven! The naked god shines in ecstasy, His flame a mighty tempest in our souls, Accept my lust Accept my lust, And under these circumstances enter the kingdom of heaven! For when the time shall finally come, a blinding light will be delivered before your eyes, and an impossible sound shall be heard by thou as the mind utilises each and every sense in an attempt to comprehend the magnificence that is being administered to thy genitals. |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:55 PM Post #4 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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The fight of gods takes place here, Shredding off their clothes, their dicks lie bear, A clash shall take pleace; penis to penis, 'Til one shall lie in uselessness The hair on their manhoods bristles on their flesh, Anticipation grips the female crowd, And quickly and suddenly the dicks move in a flash, The bang occurs; a universe is born. |
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| Firom | Aug 28 2009, 02:58 PM Post #5 |
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Major
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that's so deep. |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:58 PM Post #6 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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But I do not wish to kill my kinsmen. Not for kingship or for justice. Who is to say that we are to receive salvation if we kill each other; in the name of country, in the name of god. It makes no difference if we are all but water. Waves in the same river, clashing together. In the end, the water will always lie still, but we do not wish to venture towards that path. We wish to go in the direction of life. Why must we battle our kinsmen; for wealth, for power? In an ocean of souls all equal but for social acceptance, perceptions will mean nothing if we can but embrace. |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 02:58 PM Post #7 |
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I wrote THAT myself : ) |
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| MaxJ | Aug 28 2009, 02:59 PM Post #8 |
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Wij van A414A adviseren A414A
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An original perspective. |
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Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum. | |
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 28 2009, 03:27 PM Post #9 |
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Why is nobody replying. |
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| Jam | Aug 28 2009, 03:30 PM Post #10 |
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Fruit Based Jam
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They're too busy masturbating to it. |
| Long live Carolus | |
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| Big Richard | Aug 28 2009, 03:40 PM Post #11 |
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Gay People Read This.
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omg LMFAO! dude jam gtfo you funny son of a bitch! |
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| Jam | Aug 28 2009, 03:53 PM Post #12 |
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Fruit Based Jam
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Stop laughing at me! |
| Long live Carolus | |
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| Jack the IV | Aug 28 2009, 04:05 PM Post #13 |
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Lmao, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. |
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In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him. | |
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| Vondongo | Aug 28 2009, 06:55 PM Post #14 |
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I wrote a poem once about a guy who went to a coffee shop that turned out to be a brothel. I posted it here, too...now if only I could find it. |
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| ryker | Aug 28 2009, 08:21 PM Post #15 |
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General
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it was ok...................... yea rite that was acually pretty funny!
Edited by ryker, Aug 28 2009, 08:21 PM.
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| Goodsbee | Aug 29 2009, 01:39 AM Post #16 |
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life is grand :)
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 29 2009, 01:56 AM Post #17 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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No reviews? ): |
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| Goodsbee | Aug 29 2009, 02:02 AM Post #18 |
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life is grand :)
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ummm maybe u should get a pro to look at it.... my lack of experience with this style of lyrics is great.
Edited by Goodsbee, Aug 29 2009, 02:55 AM.
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| The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom | Aug 29 2009, 02:48 AM Post #19 |
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:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN
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Umm Well I'm quite surprised that some people actually find it funny. |
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| Lazurath | Aug 29 2009, 03:19 AM Post #20 |
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| Supervizor | Aug 29 2009, 02:51 PM Post #21 |
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i find it quite suprising i haven' t blocked you just yet... wtf? bestiality? |
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| Jack the IV | Aug 30 2009, 12:13 AM Post #22 |
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I thought you did block him after he asked you to masturbate with him? |
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In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him. | |
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| Vondongo | Aug 30 2009, 12:23 AM Post #23 |
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| Jam | Aug 30 2009, 12:29 AM Post #24 |
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Nobody expects the Iberian Peninsula Inquisition! Nobody expects the Iberian Peninsula Punishment! Nobody expects the Peninsular Punishment! ... Surprise Buttsecks! |
| Long live Carolus | |
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| Goodsbee | Aug 30 2009, 12:32 AM Post #25 |
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life is grand :)
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| Vondongo | Aug 30 2009, 12:34 AM Post #26 |
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| Jam | Aug 30 2009, 12:36 AM Post #27 |
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Hello. I am a geologist and I am currently looking for an assistant to aide me in my studies of the movements of land formations.
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| Long live Carolus | |
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| Goodsbee | Aug 30 2009, 12:37 AM Post #28 |
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life is grand :)
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nice gold chains...ouch~ |
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| Germee | Aug 30 2009, 11:53 AM Post #29 |
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luke, i am your mother
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i shalt comprehending the magnificence that is being administered |
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Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty. | |
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| Incog | Aug 30 2009, 12:21 PM Post #30 |
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CHEERIO!
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Black tulip Tribute to the the greatest of the great. | |
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yea rite that was acually pretty funny!



4:52 PM Jul 13