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I wrote this song myself
Topic Started: Aug 28 2009, 02:47 PM (1,066 Views)
The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom
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Feeding female chickens mah junk,
Enjoying their beaks snapping 'round my trunk.
The pain is but relief;
It turns me on.
Now the endless animal rape,
Has beguuuun!

Beastiality, a pleasure to all,
Tearing off my pants, I reveal my stuff.
The animals, for my dick, they shall crawl,
Their ceaseless lust is never enoooouuugh.
Jam
 
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Ultimate submission from old whores;
I take off my trunks, swing my head back,
Trained and skilled, they are no bore.
Forth and back, forth and back.
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Verily the sodomy arises in our minds;
The ancestral cave of humanity is a rarely ventured path.
Accept my girth,
Accept my girth,
And under these circumstances enter the kingdom of heaven!

The naked god shines in ecstasy,
His flame a mighty tempest in our souls,
Accept my lust
Accept my lust,
And under these circumstances enter the kingdom of heaven!

For when the time shall finally come, a blinding light will be delivered before your eyes, and an impossible sound shall be heard by thou as the mind utilises each and every sense in an attempt to comprehend the magnificence that is being administered to thy genitals.
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The fight of gods takes place here,
Shredding off their clothes, their dicks lie bear,
A clash shall take pleace; penis to penis,
'Til one shall lie in uselessness

The hair on their manhoods bristles on their flesh,
Anticipation grips the female crowd,
And quickly and suddenly the dicks move in a flash,
The bang occurs; a universe is born.

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Firom
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that's so deep.
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But I do not wish to kill my kinsmen. Not for kingship or for justice. Who is to say that we are to receive salvation if we kill each other; in the name of country, in the name of god. It makes no difference if we are all but water. Waves in the same river, clashing together. In the end, the water will always lie still, but we do not wish to venture towards that path. We wish to go in the direction of life. Why must we battle our kinsmen; for wealth, for power? In an ocean of souls all equal but for social acceptance, perceptions will mean nothing if we can but embrace.
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom
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I wrote THAT myself : )
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An original perspective.
Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum.
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Why is nobody replying.
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They're too busy masturbating to it.
Long live Carolus
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omg LMFAO! dude jam gtfo you funny son of a bitch!
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Jam
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Stop laughing at me!
Long live Carolus
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Jack the IV
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Lmao, this thread is the funniest thing I've read in a long time.
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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Moo.
I wrote a poem once about a guy who went to a coffee shop that turned out to be a brothel.

I posted it here, too...now if only I could find it.
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(rofly) yea rite that was acually pretty funny!
Edited by ryker, Aug 28 2009, 08:21 PM.
my name is ryker
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life is grand :)
(facepalm)
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No reviews? ):
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life is grand :)
ummm maybe u should get a pro to look at it.... (Y)

my lack of experience with this style of lyrics is great. :S
Edited by Goodsbee, Aug 29 2009, 02:55 AM.
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Umm
Well I'm quite surprised that some people actually find it funny.
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(facepalm)
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i find it quite suprising i haven' t blocked you just yet... wtf? bestiality?
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I thought you did block him after he asked you to masturbate with him?
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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Jack the IV
Aug 30 2009, 12:13 AM
I thought you did block him after he asked you to masturbate with him?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Nobody expects the Iberian Peninsula Inquisition!
Nobody expects the Iberian Peninsula Punishment!
Nobody expects the Peninsular Punishment!

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Surprise Buttsecks!
Long live Carolus
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Goodsbee
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life is grand :)
(andy)
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Aug 30 2009, 12:29 AM
Surprise Buttsecks!
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Hello. I am a geologist and I am currently looking for an assistant to aide me in my studies of the movements of land formations.

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Long live Carolus
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Goodsbee
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life is grand :)
nice gold chains...ouch~
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Germee
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luke, i am your mother
i shalt comprehending the magnificence that is being administered

Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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CHEERIO!

Germee
Aug 30 2009, 11:53 AM
i shalt comprehending the magnificence that is being administered
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