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why is it everytime I tell people I'm a homophobe they think I'm gay?


"im freaked out by ghosts" "HAHAHA YOU'RE A GHOST LOLOL!"

seriously where is the logic in that? you know ryker I really hope you aren't a teacher so the next generation can have a good fucking future and know how to spell and understand logic.

What if you're saying you're straight makes you gay? Saying you would have gay sex for a billion dollars put you pretty high on the list for queers. Sorry if I offended you ryker by saying I don't like a dick up my ass.

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Ain't any women I can think of off the top of my head that I wouldn't do for a billion dollars.

And I'd totally have that lesbian sex, by the way.
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does anybody remember that movie where the couple gets approached by this guy that offers them a million dollars if he could have a one night stand with the woman? Didn' t end well.
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Imagine if you did one of thes things thinking you would get money. Then ashton kutcher appears...
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Sep 2 2009, 08:52 PM
does anybody remember that movie where the couple gets approached by this guy that offers them a million dollars if he could have a one night stand with the woman? Didn' t end well.
A Million isn't that much...this is a BILLION DOLLARS D=
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Sep 2 2009, 07:58 PM
why is it everytime I tell people I'm a homophobe they think I'm gay?


"im freaked out by ghosts" "HAHAHA YOU'RE A GHOST LOLOL!"

seriously where is the logic in that? you know ryker I really hope you aren't a teacher so the next generation can have a good fucking future and know how to spell and understand logic.

What if you're saying you're straight makes you gay? Saying you would have gay sex for a billion dollars put you pretty high on the list for queers. Sorry if I offended you ryker by saying I don't like a dick up my ass.

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Sep 2 2009, 09:36 PM
Imagine if you did one of thes things thinking you would get money. Then ashton kutcher appears...
thats funny!

now, richy, your gay cuz u lie... dude like i said, for a billion dollars, you could buy yourself a new ass-hole and buy a therapist to make you forget it every morning for the rest of your life =-0
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the funnies thought... your grandkids are talkign to frinds

friends: so where did you guys get all your money from, stocks? an invention? what was it?

grandkids: no it wasn't stocks or anything like that, but my grandfather really had to take it in the ass to get this family where it is today
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your gay cuz u lie


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it was a joke ultra.... i dont acually think he is gay, im just giving him shit
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Yes, and you pronounced the joke with elegance and understandability.
People are automatically gay when they lie. Hilarious!! :D
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Richards you're gay.
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oh the fine art of giving ppl shiz...

ryker, ur not giving him crap about it ur telling him he's wrong for not thinking the way u do, so he must be a liar...no.
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no we are disputing about what he belives and what i belive that is true,
but me calling him gay is me giving him shit...
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Sep 3 2009, 07:17 AM
Richards you're gay.
who's richards?


and yes ryker, I am taking the shit you are so kindly handing me and manifesting it for energy consumption.
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Sep 2 2009, 08:52 PM
does anybody remember that movie where the couple gets approached by this guy that offers them a million dollars if he could have a one night stand with the woman? Didn' t end well.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNLuq0lW50k
Indecent proposal? (3rd one).
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Sep 2 2009, 09:36 PM
Imagine if you did one of thes things thinking you would get money. Then ashton kutcher appears...
thats funny!

now, richy, your gay cuz u lie... dude like i said, for a billion dollars, you could buy yourself a new ass-hole and buy a therapist to make you forget it every morning for the rest of your life =-0
uh..no u said he's gay cause he lies..thus a liar.

seriously if i were married to u and u had sex with a man i'd divorce ur gay ass...cause that's just not something i want to touch, then i'd take half. (andy)
Edited by Goodsbee, Sep 3 2009, 11:24 PM.
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but i was joking goodsbee... i originally called him gay cuz he said he was a homophobe.... then i said that... i was giving him shit, thats it.....
and theese questions are hypothetical questioins, id never really get offered that much money, im not THAT good looking, almlost but not quite ;D

but honestley, you really wouldnt know what you would do until the situation brought itself up
Edited by ryker, Sep 4 2009, 02:30 AM.
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Sep 4 2009, 02:29 AM
but i was joking goodsbee... i originally called him gay cuz he said he was a homophobe.... then i said that... i was giving him shit, thats it.....
and theese questions are hypothetical questioins, id never really get offered that much money, im not THAT good looking, almlost but not quite ;D

but honestley, you really wouldnt know what you would do until the situation brought itself up
no, i know i wouldn't...so that's just what separates us, u can be bought.

heck, from how easy u made it sound it seems u might just do it for lunch and a beer. (andy)
Edited by Goodsbee, Sep 5 2009, 02:16 PM.
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TBH the girl ones are alot easier than the guy ones.

I selected have sex with any girl cuz id do that in a heartbeat, but idk about the other 3. I might but they might scar you for the rest of ur life. Can u be under the influence of alchohol while doing it?

The worst is taking it up the ass cuz its so gay and its more painful.

Giving a bj would be mentally degrading. Do they pull out before they cum?

And giving it up the ass, well it'd make u feel like such a fag.
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How the fuck is she gonna find out? I post pictures of my dog on here, it's the same thing, both are bitches.

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Having lesbian sex is much more vague than either gay sex options for guys. Just thought I'd point that out.
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Sep 5 2009, 09:14 PM
Having lesbian sex is much more vague than either gay sex options for guys. Just thought I'd point that out.
yeah plus there no serious penetration with lesbians
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How the fuck is she gonna find out? I post pictures of my dog on here, it's the same thing, both are bitches.

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