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Lion vs 40 midgets
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 09:45 PM Post #61
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	Incy Sep 2 2009, 09:38 PM Humans generally need the help of tools to kill big animals (note, generally). The more it swipes the more tired it gets? Dude it's pure muscle, lions kill on a regular basis, midgets do NOT. Most humans are dumb pussies who can't fight for their lives, literally. Our reflexes are slow, we have crap for muscles, jesus, we're a joke. Our ancestors were tough yes, humans today, not really.. yes but the general knowledge of how energy is exerted says it will of course lose energy, slowly or quickly depending on how much energy it has to expend (food). Yeah thats why I believe in making the most of your body by perfecting it, thats why I lift weights, train in a couple martial arts, and educate myself. It's sad though how tech has softened the power of humans by making us have to do less and less. Our bodies are going to be rendered useless eventually and we'll just be floatin brains like in futurama. Why work harder when you can work smarter?



Vondongo	Sep 2 2009, 09:46 PM Post #62
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	That's how military stuff works, man. If there's a battle going on, you're not going to just have a clear cut winner by the two parties alone. There's other things going on and all.



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:46 PM Post #63
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Big Richard Sep 2 2009, 09:45 PM Incy Sep 2 2009, 09:38 PM Humans generally need the help of tools to kill big animals (note, generally). The more it swipes the more tired it gets? Dude it's pure muscle, lions kill on a regular basis, midgets do NOT. Most humans are dumb pussies who can't fight for their lives, literally. Our reflexes are slow, we have crap for muscles, jesus, we're a joke. Our ancestors were tough yes, humans today, not really.. yes but the general knowledge of how energy is exerted says it will of course lose energy, slowly or quickly depending on how much energy it has to expend (food). Yeah thats why I believe in making the most of your body by perfecting it, thats why I lift weights, train in a couple martial arts, and educate myself. It's sad though how tech has softened the power of humans by making us have to do less and less. Our bodies are going to be rendered useless eventually and we'll just be floatin brains like in futurama. Why work harder when you can work smarter? That's the point. Humans can't fight as well as lions, ie lion has the advantage vs 40 midgets.
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 09:47 PM Post #64
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Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:48 PM Post #65
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Redemption Sep 2 2009, 09:46 PM That's how military stuff works, man. If there's a battle going on, you're not going to just have a clear cut winner by the two parties alone. There's other things going on and all. True, but I guess that this is one of those arguments that could go either way depending on how stubborn the people arguing are. I would prove that I'm right but I can't. Hence I'm 100% right. Yay me.
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Goodsbee	Sep 2 2009, 09:48 PM Post #66
life is grand :) Posts: 5,199 Group: A414A Member Member #105 Joined: July 20, 2008	ok way too much info to read entirely but i say....40 to one...small or not if you think about it this way ants can kill a human child..if enough of them are attacking the lion at once even if he manages to kill 20 of them u still have 20 left and quite frankly those little hands can reach into some pretty painful areas ...eyes, balls (thank u jam) etc etc and u get those little midgets kicking and head butting....hmmm i think the midgets knock him out and eat him for dinner.....u said hungry lion but what about 40 hungry midgets!?!?!



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:50 PM Post #67
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Big Richard Sep 2 2009, 09:47 PM every predator has a natural advantage over humans, but when the advancement of our brain kicks into action, it's clear why we're the top of the food chain You don't get that brain advantage here... not a lot really. 5 minutes to prepare, you have very few parameters you actually control. Ie, Lion has advantage.
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 09:51 PM Post #68
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	what if all 40 midgets used the five minutes to dig a trench between themselves and the lion and just chilled out till the lion starved? Im sure the humans would make some sort of trap with that kind of man power



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:52 PM Post #69
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	um, no
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 09:53 PM Post #70
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	if you have a hypothetical situation, you can hypothetical answers anyway why not? where would they prepare, would the lion be in cage until the 5 minutes is up or?



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:54 PM Post #71
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	You going to dig a hole with a lion snarling at you 3 metres away?
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Vondongo	Sep 2 2009, 09:55 PM Post #72
Moo. Posts: 5,434 Group: Member Member #130 Joined: October 15, 2008	Incy Sep 2 2009, 09:48 PM Redemption Sep 2 2009, 09:46 PM That's how military stuff works, man. If there's a battle going on, you're not going to just have a clear cut winner by the two parties alone. There's other things going on and all. True, but I guess that this is one of those arguments that could go either way depending on how stubborn the people arguing are. You mean like any argument on the internet that's ever existed?



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 09:56 PM Post #73
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Redemption Sep 2 2009, 09:55 PM Incy Sep 2 2009, 09:48 PM Redemption Sep 2 2009, 09:46 PM That's how military stuff works, man. If there's a battle going on, you're not going to just have a clear cut winner by the two parties alone. There's other things going on and all. True, but I guess that this is one of those arguments that could go either way depending on how stubborn the people arguing are. You mean like any argument on the internet that's ever existed? Yea :D
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 09:58 PM Post #74
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	Incy Sep 2 2009, 09:54 PM You going to dig a hole with a lion snarling at you 3 metres away? yes infact, i'd dig faster



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 10:03 PM Post #75
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	lulz, doubt it would work anway
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 10:05 PM Post #76
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	doubt 40 midgets would be fighting a lion anyway lol



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 10:06 PM Post #77
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	:? That's irrelevant, that's the actual topic nub.
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Big Richard	Sep 2 2009, 10:09 PM Post #78
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	so was the midgets diggin a trench, its what they would do, especially if they had five minutes.. I would climb ontop the cage lol!



Incog	Sep 2 2009, 10:10 PM Post #79
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	5 minutes, not in the arena with the lion..
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Atilia/Tyranitar	Sep 2 2009, 10:11 PM Post #80
Major Posts: 1,201 Group: A414A Member Member #15 Joined: December 17, 2007	Id say the lion. Do you guys have any idea of useless midgets are at fighting? They have fat round torsos and rediculously small arms and legs. If they charged i bet a bunch would fall over in their own uncoordination (midgets aernt exactly coordinated). Plus, the lion could swipe one will biting another. Im pretty sure I could kill 5 midgets in this situation assuming they were 3 feet tall. How about same situation, but its the top 5 heavywieght UFC/MMA fighters in the world? Edited by Atilia/Tyranitar, Sep 2 2009, 10:12 PM.
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Incog	Sep 2 2009, 10:12 PM Post #81
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	umm i think the 5 dudes win that..
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Atilia/Tyranitar	Sep 2 2009, 10:19 PM Post #82
Major Posts: 1,201 Group: A414A Member Member #15 Joined: December 17, 2007	yeah since their all fast strong and trained to kill
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Ichigo1uk	Sep 2 2009, 10:27 PM Post #83
Huh? Posts: 9,838 Group: A414A Member Member #10 Joined: December 14, 2007	The important question is "Are they all Black Midgets?".
	Incog Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.


gs	Sep 2 2009, 10:37 PM Post #84
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	all that matters here is that the midgets can't do shit... like i said, best they can do is bite the lion and it's questionable if they'd even get through its skin



Ichigo1uk	Sep 2 2009, 10:42 PM Post #85
Huh? Posts: 9,838 Group: A414A Member Member #10 Joined: December 14, 2007	gs Sep 2 2009, 10:37 PM all that matters here is that the midgets can't do shit... like i said, best they can do is bite the lion and it's questionable if they'd even get through its skin Well if there Black.....
	Incog Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.


ryker	Sep 3 2009, 04:49 AM Post #86
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	who was it that compared midgets to a baboon? dude no... 1 baboon owns 5 midgets.... have u guys ever seen a midget fight? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8qyHk1jm50 and ur saying 40 of those would beat a lion???? no... now maybe 40 of this litttle chineese dude might do the trick =-0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQHw3_Prs0 look at that move at 27 seconds! WOW but 40 average midgets, and 1 average lion, lion wins hands down... Edited by ryker, Sep 3 2009, 04:50 AM.
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 3 2009, 04:53 AM Post #87
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	gs Sep 2 2009, 10:37 PM all that matters here is that the midgets can't do shit... like i said, best they can do is bite the lion and it's questionable if they'd even get through its skin They have strength and weight. A lion wouldn't be able to stand up to ten midgets body slamming it.
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Jam	Sep 3 2009, 05:36 AM Post #88
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ryker	Sep 3 2009, 05:49 AM Post #89
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	watch the vid ultra, i could stand with 100 of them trying to body slam me, and a lion is much stronger than i...
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 3 2009, 05:58 AM Post #90
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Use your imagination. They're not just dummies to be thrown about. They have volume and substance and strength too.
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