Lion vs 40 midgets

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Lion vs 40 midgets
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ryker	Sep 3 2009, 06:06 AM Post #91
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	not much strength.... not much volume... not much weight.... what r u talkign about? for a summer job i lifted boxes 3 times as heavy as the average midget for 6-12 hours a day..... midgets would be no problem...
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 3 2009, 06:09 AM Post #92
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	But with your logic, the midgets would be coming at you in small groups, or one-by-one. What I offer is that the midgets all jump at the lion at the same time. If a midget weighs 40kg, then the ultimate weight would be 1.6 tons, which would crush the lion and kill it.
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Lazurath	Sep 3 2009, 07:18 AM Post #93
Captain Posts: 790 Group: A414A Member Member #4 Joined: December 13, 2007	Incy Sep 2 2009, 11:24 AM 1 full-grown, male African lion This is discrimination.



Ichigo1uk	Sep 3 2009, 07:25 AM Post #94
Huh? Posts: 9,838 Group: A414A Member Member #10 Joined: December 14, 2007	Wait Midgets can get the height off of the ground to do a Body slam? OP.
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gs	Sep 3 2009, 12:31 PM Post #95
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	Ultra-Musketeer Sep 3 2009, 04:53 AM gs Sep 2 2009, 10:37 PM all that matters here is that the midgets can't do shit... like i said, best they can do is bite the lion and it's questionable if they'd even get through its skin They have strength and weight. A lion wouldn't be able to stand up to ten midgets body slamming it. so it would sit down.. then what?



Jack the IV	Sep 3 2009, 12:46 PM Post #96
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ryker	Sep 3 2009, 02:22 PM Post #97
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	Ultra-Musketeer Sep 3 2009, 06:09 AM But with your logic, the midgets would be coming at you in small groups, or one-by-one. What I offer is that the midgets all jump at the lion at the same time. If a midget weighs 40kg, then the ultimate weight would be 1.6 tons, which would crush the lion and kill it. have u ever heard of an effin dog pile? when i was small, about the size of a midget in my younger years, we used to get into 20-30 kid dogpiles all the time. when i was coaching kids wrestling, i had 60 kids anywhere from slightly smaller than a midget to a 10 year old dog pile me at once during a game at the end of practice.... im still here arent i? and that was way more weight than 40 midgets.... and the lion is much stronger than i.... and ultra, your idea only works if EVERY midget can climb up on him all at once all in the same spot... not going to happen so therefore the lion does not get crushed either way.... if 40 midgets are spread out around the body that lessens the weight, and if the botom ones dont keep htemselves streght as a board (they cant lay limp on the lion) as concavignt their body around them lessens th eload also....
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MaxJ	Sep 3 2009, 05:22 PM Post #98
Wij van A414A adviseren A414A Posts: 9,339 Group: Moderator Member #58 Joined: April 21, 2008	And a lion is a lazy fuck, the female lions are probably stronger.
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Atilia/Tyranitar	Sep 3 2009, 07:40 PM Post #99
Major Posts: 1,201 Group: A414A Member Member #15 Joined: December 17, 2007	Yeah plus the only reason the midget in the springer vid looked BA was cuz he like 4ft and the other one was like 2ft9inch so no shit hed fuck him up. That fight was like andre the giant vs steve urcle.
	Jack the IV How the fuck is she gonna find out? I post pictures of my dog on here, it's the same thing, both are bitches. Jack the IV Cause arm-penises are way cooler. B)


Big Richard	Sep 3 2009, 10:35 PM Post #100
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	ryker Sep 3 2009, 02:22 PM we used to get into 20-30 kid dogpiles all the time. i had 60 kids anywhere from slightly smaller than a midget to a 10 year old dog pile me at once wow ryker didn't know you were so into gay orgies



ryker	Sep 4 2009, 02:26 AM Post #101
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	.... not gay orgies.... wtf
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 4 2009, 02:45 AM Post #102
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	gs Sep 3 2009, 12:31 PM Ultra-Musketeer Sep 3 2009, 04:53 AM gs Sep 2 2009, 10:37 PM all that matters here is that the midgets can't do shit... like i said, best they can do is bite the lion and it's questionable if they'd even get through its skin They have strength and weight. A lion wouldn't be able to stand up to ten midgets body slamming it. so it would sit down.. then what? And be squashed.
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 4 2009, 02:46 AM Post #103
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	ryker Sep 3 2009, 02:22 PM Ultra-Musketeer Sep 3 2009, 06:09 AM But with your logic, the midgets would be coming at you in small groups, or one-by-one. What I offer is that the midgets all jump at the lion at the same time. If a midget weighs 40kg, then the ultimate weight would be 1.6 tons, which would crush the lion and kill it. have u ever heard of an effin dog pile? when i was small, about the size of a midget in my younger years, we used to get into 20-30 kid dogpiles all the time. when i was coaching kids wrestling, i had 60 kids anywhere from slightly smaller than a midget to a 10 year old dog pile me at once during a game at the end of practice.... im still here arent i? and that was way more weight than 40 midgets.... and the lion is much stronger than i.... and ultra, your idea only works if EVERY midget can climb up on him all at once all in the same spot... not going to happen so therefore the lion does not get crushed either way.... if 40 midgets are spread out around the body that lessens the weight, and if the botom ones dont keep htemselves streght as a board (they cant lay limp on the lion) as concavignt their body around them lessens th eload also.... What the fuck.
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ryker	Sep 4 2009, 03:57 AM Post #104
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	it simply means that 40 midgets can not crush a lion by laying on him...
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 4 2009, 04:33 AM Post #105
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Um, yes they can. Lions aren't indestructible. Edited by The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom, Sep 4 2009, 04:34 AM.
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ryker	Sep 4 2009, 04:41 AM Post #106
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	no, now if a bolder or metal beam that weighed as much as the midget landed on him, yes. but that is because its denser and has no give. first off, 40 midgets cant all pile on a lion and exert the full force of their weight, its simply impossible. secondly, a lions body is much more durable than a midgets, meaning even if they COULD pile on him, it would be more likeley that the first couple bottom layers of midgets would get killed with weight b4 the lion felt any dangerous levels of discomfort, meaning less midgets thus lowering the chance for midget survival. finally, like i said, people (even midgets) laying on other people dont feel as heavy, as lets say a rock, or a peice of metal. now why is this? its because the rock has no give, it simply puts all preasure on you. a human body will give, it flexes, moves. their arms and legs can lean over the lion spreading out the weight. that is why if one 200 pound man jumps on another 200 pound man, chances are nothing serious will happen. now if a 200 pound rock is dropped on a 200 pound man, the 200 pound man probably dies....
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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Sep 4 2009, 04:45 AM Post #107
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	You are neither a biologist, zoologist, or lion. How would you know?
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ryker	Sep 4 2009, 07:47 AM Post #108
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	no but in order to get a chemistry degree, you have to take courses in biology, i took zoology for fun, as well as 4 physics classes. biology and zoology have nothing to do with it. it all has to do with physics, things like the gravitational pull of earth, flexability, surface area, give in a given object, ect.....
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Incog	Sep 4 2009, 08:11 AM Post #109
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Incog	Sep 4 2009, 08:12 AM Post #110
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	Incy Sep 4 2009, 08:11 AM this is cold o sn4p Emote fail.
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MaxJ	Sep 4 2009, 10:57 AM Post #111
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ryker	Sep 4 2009, 02:05 PM Post #112
General Posts: 4,961 Group: A414A Member Member #134 Joined: December 1, 2008	lmfao
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Germee	Sep 4 2009, 03:30 PM Post #113
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gs	Sep 4 2009, 03:32 PM Post #114
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Jack the IV	Sep 4 2009, 04:19 PM Post #115
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ryker	Sep 4 2009, 04:40 PM Post #116
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Big Richard	Sep 4 2009, 05:09 PM Post #117
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Incog	Sep 4 2009, 05:39 PM Post #118
CHEERIO! Posts: 21,769 Group: French Member #6 Joined: December 13, 2007	su wuss
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Adams	Sep 4 2009, 10:39 PM Post #119
The Real Posts: 6,405 Group: A414A Member Member #2 Joined: December 12, 2007	Ryker, friend dear Ryker. and ultra, your idea only works if EVERY midget can climb up on him all at once all in the same spot... not going to happen so therefore the lion does not get crushed either way.... if 40 midgets are spread out around the body that lessens the weight, and if the botom ones dont keep htemselves streght as a board (they cant lay limp on the lion) as concavignt their body around them lessens th eload also.... when i was coaching kids wrestling, i had 60 kids anywhere from slightly smaller than a midget to a 10 year old dog pile me at once during a game at the end of practice.... im still here arent i? and that was way more weight than 40 midgets.... and the lion is much stronger than i.... "im still here arent i?" Lmao Ryker. Read the first thing you said thn the second. Just lmao. YOUR STILL STANDING? lmao



Atilia/Tyranitar	Sep 5 2009, 02:00 AM Post #120
Major Posts: 1,201 Group: A414A Member Member #15 Joined: December 17, 2007	I told a bunch of friends this and they said the midgets because they could poke the lions eyes. I was like, yeah, and it wouldnt rip ur arm into pieces while that happened. His other arguement was that after 20 midgets the lion would get full and take a nap. Like its eating them. Its a fight to the death it wont: a. eat them and b.stop when hes full(not that would be) The also seemed to think the midgets could let the lion kill a few and then take their bones and hit the lion with them. which is BS cuz as ur picking up a dead body and removing all the muscle/flesh to make a very crappy weapon(VERY CRAPPY), the lion could kill u. It'd be totally irrelavant. They also claimed that midget willpower>lion natural instinct and assumed that humans get more adrenaline than lions, which im almost positive isnt true. Lets think of it this way. If there was a lion the size of a large van (like 6ft tall and 18 ft long) could 40 men with giant heads and torsos and short weak arms and legs kill it. I think not. Even normal men couldnt beat that Lion>Midgets period Edited by Atilia/Tyranitar, Sep 5 2009, 02:01 AM.
	Jack the IV How the fuck is she gonna find out? I post pictures of my dog on here, it's the same thing, both are bitches. Jack the IV Cause arm-penises are way cooler. B)


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