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Lion vs 40 midgets
Topic Started: Sep 2 2009, 11:24 AM (2,140 Views)
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liger

How about a liger vs 40 midgets?
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How the fuck is she gonna find out? I post pictures of my dog on here, it's the same thing, both are bitches.

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Cause arm-penises are way cooler. B)
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uh wtf? lmao 6 foot tall, 18 ft long lion?
Edited by Big Richard, Sep 5 2009, 02:27 AM.
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Liger would rape lols.
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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u know what i was getting at adam... ok they didnt pile on me ALL in the same spot, what i was talking in the first one was they could pile all on at once, not in the same spot. the second one, they all piled on me at once and all over, not in same spot....
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darkbelg
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some midgets take the foots of the loin and the tale and go sit on him the loin won't be able to move and now you can choke him to dead
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nope, they couldnt get their chubby short fingers around his neck...
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Big Richard
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it wouldn't be able to breathe with 40 midgets on top of him
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richard, read above posts, all midgets would have to pile one on top of eachother to make a pyramid of midgets 40 stories high, if they piled on eachother and made a pyrmid shape rather than a tower shape

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that distrubutes the weight more

tower shape

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that puts more pressure on lion, but midgets are not athletic enough to accomplish that, hell normal humans arent, and if they did the tower method, the midgets on bottom would be crushed to death b4 the lion was in any serious trouble, and on top of that, the lion will not simply let the midgets climb on him...
Edited by ryker, Sep 9 2009, 04:16 PM.
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Big Richard
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wow looks like you went out of your way on that one........
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nope, just proving a point, 40 midgets can not beat a lion...
thats like saying 40 normal people can beat a rhino.....
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Im not sure how athletic a rhino is but I might back the 40 normal people.
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ryker
Sep 9 2009, 09:35 PM
nope, just proving a point, 40 midgets can not beat a lion...
thats like saying 40 normal people can beat a rhino.....
Depends if there Black or not.
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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... remember no weapons..... a rhino can carry 40 people on his back probably, and if you punched it as hard as you could, it wouldnt feel a thing, and if it ran at you, your f'd uP....
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yeah rhino can kill like over 9000 normal people...


ffs you guys really don't know what you're talking about. Weapons aren't the only way you can kill something.
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ryker
Sep 9 2009, 09:45 PM
... remember no weapons..... a rhino can carry 40 people on his back probably, and if you punched it as hard as you could, it wouldnt feel a thing, and if it ran at you, your f'd uP....
That's if there not black.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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ok =/
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Sep 9 2009, 09:48 PM
ryker
Sep 9 2009, 09:45 PM
... remember no weapons..... a rhino can carry 40 people on his back probably, and if you punched it as hard as you could, it wouldnt feel a thing, and if it ran at you, your f'd uP....
That's if there not black.
the people or the rhino
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I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
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I highly doubt it adams...
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_thick_is_a_Rhino%27s_skin
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
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Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
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Sep 9 2009, 10:17 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Sep 9 2009, 10:22 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
:huh: that was never mentioned ....
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Sep 9 2009, 10:24 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
:huh: that was never mentioned ....
Yes it was. It's just invisible is all.
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Sep 9 2009, 10:29 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:22 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:17 PM
Adams
Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
:huh: that was never mentioned ....
Yes it was. It's just invisible is all.
damzit ppl...i can't read invisible ffs!
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Sep 9 2009, 10:36 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:22 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:17 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
:huh: that was never mentioned ....
Yes it was. It's just invisible is all.
damzit ppl...i can't read invisible ffs!
Open your mind, man.

Celebrate yourself!
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come on goodsbee, everyone else can, but seriously, r we talking black rhino or black people, that too makes a difference...
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Vondongo
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ryker
Sep 9 2009, 11:44 PM
come on goodsbee, everyone else can, but seriously, r we talking black rhino or black people, that too makes a difference...
What, you don't think I'm being serious?
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ryker
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i think chucky was the one that brought up the blackness wasnt he?
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Sep 9 2009, 11:42 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:36 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:24 PM
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Sep 9 2009, 10:22 PM
Goodsbee
Sep 9 2009, 10:17 PM
Adams
Sep 9 2009, 09:55 PM
I reckon if you kicked the rhino enough it would feel it.
in the nuts .... (Y)
It's a Female...

The Ovaries?
:huh: that was never mentioned ....
Yes it was. It's just invisible is all.
damzit ppl...i can't read invisible ffs!
Open your mind, man.

Celebrate yourself!
hmmm, maybe tomorrow...cba at moment (andy)
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