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Germee
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"Only when the last tree has been cut down; Only when the last river has been poisoned; Only when the last fish has been caught; Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

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Barry: I’m lookin’ at your face and I just wanna smash it. I just wanna fuckin’ smash it with a sledgehammer and squeeze it. You’re so pretty.
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J) For $50,000, would you eat a bowl of maggots that just came out of a dead body?

1. Ewww, no
2. Yes!!
3. Only if i could throw up after


could you boil the maggots ?

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good question...i don't see why not, didn't say u couldn't!

well done (Y)
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life is grand :)
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Sep 7 2009, 06:58 PM
You can't eat money, you can't cultivate money, you can't read money, you can't fuck money. Nuff said, I'd rather work with what I already have. True happiness lies within people, not things.
u just posted in the billion dollar thread that u would do ANYTHING listed for the billion hahaha! (Y)
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A) If you were to meet someone which you would have the most amazing love with imaginable, but 6 months later they would die, would you want to meet them?

2. No

B) 10 guns on a table, only one of them loaded. For 1 million dollars would you point two at your head and shoot them?

2. No way!

C) Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it somehow it guaranteed you safe from all disease and illness?

1. Yeah, it's one finger...so what...only if it was later on in life

D) Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years if it meant you would be extremely attractive your whole life?

Im already attractive so this question does not concern the great one.

E) For $100,000 dollars, would you take your pet to be put down providing it is perfectly healthy?

2. No, I have a real dog, the rest of you should consider

F) Would you like to know the precise date of your death?

2. No

G) If you knew your child would be severely disabled and only live until the age of 8, would still want a child?

This questions stupid, can I have another child after the disabled one?

H) You and a loved one are put in separate rooms each with a button on the wall. If you press that button you are to instantly die. You will both be killed unless one of you presses the button.

1. I'd press the button.

I) What if the same thing applies, but your button kills the loved one in the other room?

2. I'd let them choose if I were to die, or if we both would die

J) For $50,000, would you eat a bowl of maggots that just came out of a dead body?

1. Ewww, no

K) Would you accept 30 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of it?

No the world needs me

L) Would you be willing to murder a person, if it meant no one would ever discover it and it would end all war?

1. Yes

M) Would you choose to become immortal?

3. HELL Yes!

N) If you could save yourself but your best friend would die, would you do it?

2. No, but in a realistic scenario, Im am so good I could save both of us, realistically

O) Would you date someone 10 years older or younger than you?

1. Depends how hot they are

P) If you knew you were a murderer and couldn't stop yourself, would u take ur own life?

I would probably just keep killing people? that should be an option.
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People seem to be confusing the term "attractive" with "extremely attractive."

It's like "Remain in shape, or be in AMAZING shape for your whole life."
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Ok well, let me rephrase that, I am extremely attractive.
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Sep 7 2009, 10:18 PM
Ok well, let me rephrase that, I am extremely attractive.
I was more or less expecting this answer.
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:)
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life is grand :)
Adams
Sep 7 2009, 10:18 PM
Ok well, let me rephrase that, I am extremely attractive.
(andy)
G) If you knew your child would be severely disabled and only live until the age of 8, would still want a child?

This questions stupid, can I have another child after the disabled one? it just says child so sure why not...if it said children then no.


K) Would you accept 30 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of it?

No the world needs me lawl

P) If you knew you were a murderer and couldn't stop yourself, would u take ur own life?

I would probably just keep killing people? that should be an option. yet it's not (Y)
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Sep 7 2009, 02:59 PM
A) If you were to meet someone which you would have the most amazing love with imaginable, but 6 months later they would die, would you want to meet them?

1. Yes six months of bliss...yes please.
2. No

B) 10 guns on a table, only one of them loaded. For 1 million dollars would you point two at your head and shoot them?

1. Yeah, lucks on my side
2. No way!

C) Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it somehow it guaranteed you safe from all disease and illness?

1. Yeah, it's one finger...so what and by the way, surgically removed and FREEZE IT...get sewn back on surgically, they did it to a penis, why not!
2. No, it would suck if I never got sick

D) Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years if it meant you would be extremely attractive your whole life?

1. Definitely!
2. Hell no!

E) For $100,000 dollars, would you take your pet to be put down providing it is perfectly healthy?

1. Yes (hermit crab sure, dog...no)
2. No
3. I've never had a pet...

F) Would you like to know the precise date of your death?

1. Yes
2. No

G) If you knew your child would be severely disabled and only live until the age of 8, would still want a child?

1. Yes
2. No, I'd make sure that i could never have children.

H) You and a loved one are put in separate rooms each with a button on the wall. If you press that button you are to instantly die. You will both be killed unless one of you presses the button.

1. I'd press the button.
2. I probably wouldn't press the button and depend on my loved one to do it
3. I wouldn't. I want both of us to die.

I) What if the same thing applies, but your button kills the loved one in the other room?

1. I'd press the button..muhahaha
2. I'd let them choose if I were to die, or if we both would die

J) For $50,000, would you eat a bowl of maggots that just came out of a dead body?

1. Ewww, no
2. Yes!! boiled, thank u db! then see the doctor right away
3. Only if i could throw up after

K) Would you accept 30 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of it?

1. Yes
2. No

L) Would you be willing to murder a person, if it meant no one would ever discover it and it would end all war?

1. Yes
2. No

M) Would you choose to become immortal?

1. No way. You would go insane
2. The only immortality I'd pick is not dying of old age. I'd still be able to be killed.
3. HELL Yes! granted adams is on the other side of the planet so i don't have to live his immortal arse forever.
(Y)
N) If you could save yourself but your best friend would die, would you do it?

1. Yes
2. No
3. At least one of us made it, my bff would have wanted it that way

O) Would you date someone 10 years older or younger than you?

1. Depends how hot they are
2. Yes
3. No way!

P) If you knew you were a murderer and couldn't stop yourself, would u take ur own life?

1. Yes
2. I'd have someone kill me
3. No, i'd have myself locked up

(andy)
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Sep 7 2009, 10:31 PM
:)
I don't display emote crap things either.

And I thought I was the only one.
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A) If you were to meet someone which you would have the most amazing love with imaginable, but 6 months later they would die, would you want to meet them?

1. Yes
2. No

B) 10 guns on a table, only one of them loaded. For 1 million dollars would you point two at your head and shoot them?

1. Yeah, lucks on my side
2. No way!

C) Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it somehow it guaranteed you safe from all disease and illness?

1. Yeah, it's one finger...so what
2. No, it would suck if I never got sick

D) Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years if it meant you would be extremely attractive your whole life?

1. Definitely!
2. Hell no!

E) For $100,000 dollars, would you take your pet to be put down providing it is perfectly healthy?

1. Yes
2. No
3. I've never had a pet...

F) Would you like to know the precise date of your death?

1. Yes
2. No

G) If you knew your child would be severely disabled and only live until the age of 8, would still want a child?

1. Yes
2. No, I'd make sure that i could never have children.

H) You and a loved one are put in separate rooms each with a button on the wall. If you press that button you are to instantly die. You will both be killed unless one of you presses the button.

1. I'd press the button.
2. I probably wouldn't press the button and depend on my loved one to do it
3. I wouldn't. I want both of us to die.



I) What if the same thing applies, but your button kills the loved one in the other room?

1. I'd press the button..muhahaha
2. I'd let them choose if I were to die, or if we both would die
hitit


J) For $50,000, would you eat a bowl of maggots that just came out of a dead body?

1. Ewww, no
2. Yes!!
3. Only if i could throw up after

K) Would you accept 30 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of it?

1. Yes
2. No

L) Would you be willing to murder a person, if it meant no one would ever discover it and it would end all war?

1. Yes
2. No

M) Would you choose to become immortal?

1. No way. You would go insane
2. The only immortality I'd pick is not dying of old age. I'd still be able to be killed.
3. HELL Yes!

N) If you could save yourself but your best friend would die, would you do it?

1. Yes
2. No
3. At least one of us made it, my bff would have wanted it that way

O) Would you date someone 10 years older or younger than you?

1. Depends how hot they are
2. Yes
3. No way!

P) If you knew you were a murderer and couldn't stop yourself, would u take ur own life?

1. Yes
2. I'd have someone kill me
3. No, i'd have myself locked up
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Sep 7 2009, 10:58 PM
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Sep 7 2009, 10:31 PM
:)
I don't display emote crap things either.

And I thought I was the only one.
:) isn't an emote.
:)
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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Sep 8 2009, 12:59 AM
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Sep 7 2009, 10:58 PM
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:)
I don't display emote crap things either.

And I thought I was the only one.
:) isn't an emote.
:)
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money itself is not happines, simply a means to obtain happiness for you and others. And don' t give me that crap about " only when the last fish has been caugt you will know money can' t be eaten" cz thats a long way from now. Im talking about money that can be used to buy items, to hire people.

If i had enough money and a few years i could sponsor scientists and probaly find a much better solar panels (im talking about billions though). If i then put this patent ot on the market against a reasonable price (same as oil) society could switch to solar panels on a steady rate and within 15 years the world would run on renewable energy. I put it at a reasonable price cz if you hand it out for free then you risk destroying the oil industry which in turn will destroy the entire economy. And with the money i earn i might even be able to help people in asia and africa or some other place that needs a bit of helping.

Money is not useless if you spend it wisely. Money itself is meaningless (just paper) but the things you can do with money can be very meaningfull.
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Money spent for others? That's very nice & all, don't cry when no one thanks you though.
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Sep 8 2009, 05:35 PM
money itself is not happines, simply a means to obtain happiness for you and others. And don' t give me that crap about " only when the last fish has been caugt you will know money can' t be eaten" cz thats a long way from now. Im talking about money that can be used to buy items, to hire people.

If i had enough money and a few years i could sponsor scientists and probaly find a much better solar panels (im talking about billions though). If i then put this patent ot on the market against a reasonable price (same as oil) society could switch to solar panels on a steady rate and within 15 years the world would run on renewable energy. I put it at a reasonable price cz if you hand it out for free then you risk destroying the oil industry which in turn will destroy the entire economy. And with the money i earn i might even be able to help people in asia and africa or some other place that needs a bit of helping.

Money is not useless if you spend it wisely. Money itself is meaningless (just paper) but the things you can do with money can be very meaningfull.
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A) If you were to meet someone which you would have the most amazing love with imaginable, but 6 months later they would die, would you want to meet them?

1. Yes
2. No
I would definatly still meet my wife even if it meant i had 6 months to live

B) 10 guns on a table, only one of them loaded. For 1 million dollars would you point two at your head and shoot them?

1. Yeah, lucks on my side
2. No way!
thats like saying 5 are on a table 1 is loaded, would u pick one gun... just cuz id have gay sex for a billion doesnt mean id risk my life for one mill

C) Would you have one of your fingers surgically removed if it somehow it guaranteed you safe from all disease and illness?

1. Yeah, it's one finger...so what
2. No, it would suck if I never got sick
just please not my thumbs, my ring finger on my left, my middle finger and pointer on my right hand.

D) Would you be willing to reduce your life expectancy by 10 years if it meant you would be extremely attractive your whole life?

1. Definitely!
2. Hell no!
nope dont need it now that im married =-D

E) For $100,000 dollars, would you take your pet to be put down providing it is perfectly healthy?

1. Yes
2. No
3. I've never had a pet...
its not my life were talking about here... and my wife would kill "me"!!!!

F) Would you like to know the precise date of your death?

1. Yes
2. No
then i would sit and stew about it and try to prevent it...

G) If you knew your child would be severely disabled and only live until the age of 8, would still want a child?

1. Yes
2. No, I'd make sure that i could never have children.
nothing like haveing children. i could never not have one disabled or not.

H) You and a loved one are put in separate rooms each with a button on the wall. If you press that button you are to instantly die. You will both be killed unless one of you presses the button.

1. I'd press the button.
2. I probably wouldn't press the button and depend on my loved one to do it
3. I wouldn't. I want both of us to die.
of course i would want my wife and kids to live!

I) What if the same thing applies, but your button kills the loved one in the other room?

1. I'd press the button..muhahaha
2. I'd let them choose if I were to die, or if we both would die

i couldnt kill her.
J) For 1,000,000, would you eat a bowl of maggots that just came out of a dead body?

1. Ewww, no
2. yes
3. Only if i could throw up after
edited my price

K) Would you accept 30 years of extraordinary happiness and fulfillment if it meant you would die at the end of it?

1. Yes
2. No
3. not sure
(added 3 myself)

L) Would you be willing to murder a person, if it meant no one would ever discover it and it would end all war?

1. Yes
2. No
... one life to save millions

M) Would you choose to become immortal?

1. No way. You would go insane
2. The only immortality I'd pick is not dying of old age. I'd still be able to be killed.
3. Yes
i probably would

N) If you could save yourself but your best friend would die, would you do it?

1. Yes
2. No
3. At least one of us made it, my bff would have wanted it that way
im really not sure...

O) Would you date someone 10 years older or younger than you?

1. Depends how hot they are
2. Yes
3. No way!
been there, done that, older people r cool ;D, and if i werent married.

P) If you knew you were a murderer and couldn't stop yourself, would u take ur own life?

1. Yes
2. I'd have someone kill me
3. No
what can i say, im selfish i guess
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Sep 8 2009, 05:37 PM
Money spent for others? That's very nice & all, don't cry when no one thanks you though.
At this certain time, in this certain village lived this certain person. It was a small boy about 8 years old who walked by a riverbank one day and found a crocodile trapped in a net,
" help me!" the crocodile cried out.
" you'll kill me!" screamed the boy
" No! Come nearer!" said the crocodile
so the boy went to the crocodile - and instantly was seized by the teeth in the long mouth.
" is this how you repay my goodness - with badness?" cried the boy
" Of course" said the crocodile out of the corner of his mouth. "Thats the way of the world."
the boy refused to believe that, so the crocodile agreed not to swallow him without getting an opinion from the first three witnesses that pass by. First was an old donkey. When the boy asked his opinion, the donkey said,
" now that im old and i can no longer work, my master has driven me out for the leopards to get me!"
" See?" said the crocodile. Then along came a plump rabbit who said, " Well i can' t give a good opinion without seeing this matter as it happened from the beginning"
Grumbling, the crocodile opened his mouth to tell him- and the boy jumped out to safety on the riverbank.
" Do you like crocodile meat?" asked the rabbit. The boy said yes.
" And do your parents?" he said yes again. " Then here is a crocodile ready for the pot."
The boy ran off and returned with the men of the village, who helped him kill the crocodile. But they brought with them a hunting dog, which chased and caught and killed the rabbit, too.
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im not a fool, and i wouldn' t do it for the glory... id probaly do it cz i can' t think of something better to spend it on. Never was into the whole whores, limo' s and champagne kinda idea.
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Sep 9 2009, 04:22 PM
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Sep 8 2009, 05:37 PM
Money spent for others? That's very nice & all, don't cry when no one thanks you though.
At this certain time, in this certain village lived this certain person. It was a small boy about 8 years old who walked by a riverbank one day and found a crocodile trapped in a net,
" help me!" the crocodile cried out.
" you'll kill me!" screamed the boy
" No! Come nearer!" said the crocodile
so the boy went to the crocodile - and instantly was seized by the teeth in the long mouth.
" is this how you repay my goodness - with badness?" cried the boy
" Of course" said the crocodile out of the corner of his mouth. "Thats the way of the world."
the boy refused to believe that, so the crocodile agreed not to swallow him without getting an opinion from the first three witnesses that pass by. First was an old donkey. When the boy asked his opinion, the donkey said,
" now that im old and i can no longer work, my master has driven me out for the leopards to get me!"
" See?" said the crocodile. Then along came a plump rabbit who said, " Well i can' t give a good opinion without seeing this matter as it happened from the beginning"
Grumbling, the crocodile opened his mouth to tell him- and the boy jumped out to safety on the riverbank.
" Do you like crocodile meat?" asked the rabbit. The boy said yes.
" And do your parents?" he said yes again. " Then here is a crocodile ready for the pot."
The boy ran off and returned with the men of the village, who helped him kill the crocodile. But they brought with them a hunting dog, which chased and caught and killed the rabbit, too.
lmhfao, this is a good story on the way the world works.
my name is ryker
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Sep 9 2009, 04:22 PM
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Sep 8 2009, 05:37 PM
Money spent for others? That's very nice & all, don't cry when no one thanks you though.
At this certain time, in this certain village lived this certain person. It was a small boy about 8 years old who walked by a riverbank one day and found a crocodile trapped in a net,
" help me!" the crocodile cried out.
" you'll kill me!" screamed the boy
" No! Come nearer!" said the crocodile
so the boy went to the crocodile - and instantly was seized by the teeth in the long mouth.
" is this how you repay my goodness - with badness?" cried the boy
" Of course" said the crocodile out of the corner of his mouth. "Thats the way of the world."
the boy refused to believe that, so the crocodile agreed not to swallow him without getting an opinion from the first three witnesses that pass by. First was an old donkey. When the boy asked his opinion, the donkey said,
" now that im old and i can no longer work, my master has driven me out for the leopards to get me!"
" See?" said the crocodile. Then along came a plump rabbit who said, " Well i can' t give a good opinion without seeing this matter as it happened from the beginning"
Grumbling, the crocodile opened his mouth to tell him- and the boy jumped out to safety on the riverbank.
" Do you like crocodile meat?" asked the rabbit. The boy said yes.
" And do your parents?" he said yes again. " Then here is a crocodile ready for the pot."
The boy ran off and returned with the men of the village, who helped him kill the crocodile. But they brought with them a hunting dog, which chased and caught and killed the rabbit, too.
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you all niggers just don' t apreciate my wisdom. That here story comes from a mighty fine book. My style of speech aswell :P. " roots " from Alex Haley, go read it.
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vizor does have good morals you gotta admit, he's just not realistic
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Germee
Sep 7 2009, 07:02 PM
"Only when the last tree has been cut down; Only when the last river has been poisoned; Only when the last fish has been caught; Only then will you find that money cannot be eaten."

native americans om nom nom nom
i like that quote

i would sig it but there's too much inglorious basterds material to sig first
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whities won you know.. And whities seem to think money is important... i guess its all in the eyes of the beholder when it comes to wisdom huh
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Sep 9 2009, 09:07 PM
whities won you know.. And whities seem to think money is important... i guess its all in the eyes of the beholder when it comes to wisdom huh
Money is important. Important for me, anyway, since I am a whitey.
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Sep 9 2009, 08:32 PM
vizor does have good morals you gotta admit, he's just not realistic
i know :(. The hardest part isn' t even being moralistic on urself, the hardest part is seeing somebody you love with ... different morals. So listen carefully and repeat after me: " being moralistic will always backfire. "
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money is important

for now

the quote doesn't say money isn't important, it says money will be useless when we have used up all the world's resources
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