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summer わ the bestest season
Topic Started: May 19 2010, 07:17 PM (1,651 Views)
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So today nice an hot outside, ver y lovely day. I go outside into backyard's beautiful gardern and have myself some whiskey lemonade and listen to folk meatal whie admiring nature's bueauty with the nice hot nus and lush plump leaves I decided that summer is the most lovely season. When it is fall everyting die and there is much melancholy, I weep. When spring it is so wets I don't not like it and there is flooding. When winter I get depressed because of cold outside and it is so dark early in the day. But when summer I feel alive, the trees alive and the plants alive, the animals are alive also. I admire the beautry of anilams and plants perhaps the creations of man should blend it o r try to blend in to nature and make the owrld a seamless beauty. I love the summer.
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:) its thoughts like these that come at you when you're sitting outside in the sun with a beer, or a whiskey in your case i guess
reminds you of how good life is
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Yer sums it up
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Moo.
I like the summer because the heat suppresses all of my allergies. When it's cold and damp, they run wild, and that's never fun.
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Nice mocking of Chinglish, Jam. Did you write it yourself, or is it plaguerised?
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Uhh, I wrote it myself while I was intoxicated. I'm not mocking 'chinglish'
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Sure, I believe you. Like, totally.
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It was a nice little story. ^^


Winter is one of my favourite seasons because there's no such thing as fucking bugs in fucking winter.
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Also, if you feel uncomfortably cold, you can easily counter it by wrapping yourself up in clothes. What the hell do you do in hot weather?
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CHEERIO!

Taking off your clothes.

That's not the problem. Bugs are my problem. :@
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Yeah sure, that probably works in North-West Europe where the Summers rarely grow warmer than 30 degrees. Try even going to the beach during the afternoon in the Summer in THIS country, and it doesn't even matter if you've peeled your skin off; you're going to feel like a block of butter on a frying pan.
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CHEERIO!

Do you have bugs though?
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Yeah, we have cockroaches. They love the humidity.
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Must be quite awful..

..unless you eat cockroaches.
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jesus, you think we're Mexicans or something? We live in hostility against cockroaches, not in harmony with them.
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Eat them.
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NO!
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May 20 2010, 03:50 PM
there's no such thing as fucking bugs in fucking winter.
It's actually quite the opposite...

It's cold outside, so all the bugs and insects go inside to stay warm.

Every winter, I have "battles" or "showdowns" with cockroaches in the bathroom. They're gigantic and super-intelligent. Last time I was stuck in the bathroom for half an hour, before I managed to kill (okay, scare away) the giant cockroach blocking the exit.
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over here the summer sucks, we used to keep getting attacked by massive groups of ants being drawn to water (somehow were able to eat through a closed water bottle once...) However we got some pesticide person to come and haven't seen much ants in the house since.

ya and lots of insects here prefer house temperature over 100+ F outside :P
Edited by SunnyDeeeee, May 20 2010, 07:27 PM.
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May 20 2010, 03:30 PM
Sure, I believe you. Like, totally.
That's nice dear.
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Then again, I havn't seen cockroaches here for a while...
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May 20 2010, 07:26 PM
ya and lots of insects here prefer house temperature over 100+ F outside :P
Do you live in the desert or something? :S
Jouw wereld, jouw A414A forum.
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This thread deserves it.
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CHEERIO!

He lives in California :D
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CHEERIO!

I still like winter the best. I dislike being hot.
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Huh?
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Jul 15 2011, 09:55 AM
I still like winter the best. I dislike being hot.
(bague)
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Here in Saudi Arabia they have to close businesses legally if the temperature reaches above 50 degrees celsius due to safety reasons. That's why when the weather is reported, it's suspiciously always 48 or 49 or 47 degrees, even if it's actually 60. Great country.
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....I see what you did there.
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Hmm. Now I want to drink and re-watch Cosmos.
Long live Carolus
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I think I've finally discovered how to create the universe. I'm going to give it a try this evening; wish me luck!
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