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The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 23 2011, 08:30 AM Post #1
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Hail Mary, full of Grace, for with thee is the Lord; and from Him there descends the coruscations of finest virtue, upon whose wing thou shalt be carried, into Heaven's immaculate vast; it waits only for thy volition, and acceptance incumbent in thy will. Do not repel the earnest supplications of Heaven's request; for although it is humble before the image of sin that is fostered by the heart of every man, it shall be upon death, in the soul's greatest susceptivity before God, that thou shalt be rendered helpless to the mercy of the Divine.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Jack the IV	Aug 23 2011, 08:33 AM Post #2
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	Bless us, O Lord, and these Thy gifts, which we are about to receive, from Thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord, Amen.
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


_Saladin_	Aug 23 2011, 11:54 AM Post #3
Major Bullshit Posts: 2,763 Group: A414A Member Member #28 Joined: January 1, 2008	The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. For thou art with me, thy rod and thy staff they comfort me. Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies. Thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over. Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the lord for ever. Never would have memorized that without megadeth.



The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 23 2011, 04:07 PM Post #4
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	Come to think of it, religion is pretty cool. I think I wanna be a monk now.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


gs	Aug 23 2011, 04:18 PM Post #5
Slow down Posts: 16,297 Group: Animals Member #1 Joined: December 12, 2007	passages from the bible always make me laugh.



Jam	Aug 23 2011, 04:20 PM Post #6
Fruit Based Jam Posts: 7,945 Group: A414A Member Member #98 Joined: July 11, 2008	gs Aug 23 2011, 04:18 PM passages from the bible always make me laugh. That's because you can feel god reaching out to your soul and it scares you; you try to laugh it away.
	Long live Carolus


The_Fry_Cook_of_Doom	Aug 23 2011, 04:21 PM Post #7
:OOOOOOOOOOOOMAAANN Posts: 18,587 Group: A414A Member Member #35 Joined: January 11, 2008	My post wasn't even a passage from the Bible. I just thought it sounded like one so I made this thread.
	Jam It's okay to be mad at your fiends sometimes


Big Richard	Aug 23 2011, 06:45 PM Post #8
Gay People Read This. Posts: 5,323 Group: World's Finest Member #113 Joined: July 26, 2008	lmao @ jam also it would be funny to have a guest see this as the first thread



Jack the IV	Aug 23 2011, 06:59 PM Post #9
The Gent's Club Posts: 7,869 Group: Mr. Pink Member #43 Joined: February 19, 2008	From there Elisha went up to Bethel. As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths. II Kings 2:23-24 King James Bible ftw
	In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains, On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows, In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame, The good deeds a man has done before defend him.


_Saladin_	Aug 23 2011, 08:33 PM Post #10
Major Bullshit Posts: 2,763 Group: A414A Member Member #28 Joined: January 1, 2008	That's disgusting, I can't believe they called him baldhead.



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