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Topic Started: Nov 10 2011, 07:40 PM (9,126 Views)
Incog
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The empire are the thalmor's bitches. I fucking hate the Thalmor, they'd attack me on site just because I didn't believe in the right god. Seriously? What the fuck is that? Fuck those nasty elves, skyrim belongs to the nords.

I shamelessly admit that I helped the stormcloaks reconquer Skyrim. Sure I don't agree with some of their ideas and I think that they could be a little more indulgent with other races but at the same time fucking the fucking thalmor.
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Moo.
The Empire was dominant for centuries. It just needs to unite the peoples within its boundaries and turn the heat back on the Aldmeri Dominion, which it can do with enough support. The Nords sure aren't going to win on their own. They'll just get their asses kicked by the Elves and that'll be the end of them. And that won't benefit the people of Skyrim.
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Dec 8 2011, 12:43 AM
The Empire was dominant for centuries. It just needs to unite the peoples within its boundaries and turn the heat back on the Aldmeri Dominion, which it can do with enough support. The Nords sure aren't going to win on their own. They'll just get their asses kicked by the Elves and that'll be the end of them. And that won't benefit the people of Skyrim.
the empire already surrendered to the thalmor with the white-gold concordat thing
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And a Skyrim united under an independent Nord leadership is supposed to do better? If the Empire diminished into a number of states yearning for freedom and self-governance, that would leave all of Tamriel defenceless against a Thalmor invasion.
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Huh?
New PC arrives tomorrow, give me a list of stuff i should download.

Of course skyrim included.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Skyrim, League of Legends.
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What race would you guys recommend to play as? I'm thinking Dark Elf just because he's pretty good all round, and I couldn't really give one if he isn't the best socially!
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Well, certain races are better with different styles of play, so it depends. Orcs typically better warriors, High Elves better mages, and Khajiit better thieves.
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Dec 8 2011, 07:50 PM
Orcs typically better warriors, High Elves better mages.
My High Elf is a bad ass warrior and sneaky fellow.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Yeah well, you can have an Orc that wields magic, too. The races have the ability to specialise, but at no time are you forced to focus on certain aspects of play.
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Dec 8 2011, 05:31 PM
And a Skyrim united under an independent Nord leadership is supposed to do better? If the Empire diminished into a number of states yearning for freedom and self-governance, that would leave all of Tamriel defenceless against a Thalmor invasion.
"he who gives up freedom for safety deserves neither." You have to follow the natural progression of society, an empire that is corrupt must be taken down and perhaps in the future the separated states will unite once again when the danger becomes apparent, making way for a new empire. Progress is inevitable, and an empire that rests its foundation on scaring people that once they are gone the thalmor will swoop in unimpeded is illogical, because they are already subservient to the thalmor who are free to exercise this power to impose their will on skyrim's people. So one way you're already conquered and you can choose to accept it, or the alternative of fighting for a free skyrim and taking the chance that they will succeed where the empire could not, and if they fail, well, it wouldn't be any different than it was before anyway. Nothing to lose, everything to gain.
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Skyrims a game right?
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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CHEERIO!

I'd rather fight the evil assholes then bow down and suck their elven dicks
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Ultra-Musketeer
Dec 8 2011, 05:31 PM
And a Skyrim united under an independent Nord leadership is supposed to do better? If the Empire diminished into a number of states yearning for freedom and self-governance, that would leave all of Tamriel defenceless against a Thalmor invasion.
The thalmor are already everywhere anyway. I support the NORDS. SKYRIM TO THE NORDS

It's just that I believe that Skyrim should belong governed by the Nords and still have other races be able to trade and everything. I think that between racism (nb: not all nords are racist) and having people deported for their beliefs, I'd rather have the racism. Lesser of the two evils. Nords have been rude to me but Thalmor have attacked me and look like fucking fags anyway. I refuse to let them get the better of me. Fucking thalmor asshoels.
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Incog
Dec 8 2011, 11:40 PM
I'd rather fight the evil assholes then bow down and suck their elven dicks
The Empire surrendered with the White-Gold Concordat because they had problems in other provinces. What the Nords are doing is exactly the problem in the nations of Tamriel. There's no way the Aldmeri Dominion is going to beat the Imperials, Bretons, Nords, Redguards, Khajiit, Argonians, Orcs and ostensibly Dark Elves.

If everyone stopped rebelling and formed a united front, the Aldmeri Dominion would lose pretty easily but the instability is creating a vicious cycle.

"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."

And so forth.
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CHEERIO!

Fine but if the Thalmor has the Empire under its thumb then you can't trust the empire and you need a huge rebellion to free the Empire from the Aldmeri Dominion. :/

I guess the Empire is OK but the Thalmor really need their asses kicked. ANyway
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Huh?
I just wanna play Shogun 2 and Sins of a Solar Empire D:
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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i love how you're all getting so into this lol

anyway the stormcloaks are fucking racists so shame on whoever supports them
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Dec 9 2011, 12:07 AM
Incog
Dec 8 2011, 11:40 PM
I'd rather fight the evil assholes then bow down and suck their elven dicks
The Empire surrendered with the White-Gold Concordat because they had problems in other provinces. What the Nords are doing is exactly the problem in the nations of Tamriel. There's no way the Aldmeri Dominion is going to beat the Imperials, Bretons, Nords, Redguards, Khajiit, Argonians, Orcs and ostensibly Dark Elves.

If everyone stopped rebelling and formed a united front, the Aldmeri Dominion would lose pretty easily but the instability is creating a vicious cycle.

"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."
"We are angry! We therefore create instability and undermine the Empire."
"The undermined Empire has trouble defending its borders and loses ground, including here."

And so forth.
My thoughts, exactly.
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gs
Dec 9 2011, 04:15 AM
i love how you're all getting so into this lol

anyway the stormcloaks are fucking racists so shame on whoever supports them
Thalmor are x10 worse, whoever supports them should die.
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Nobody does.
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gs
Dec 9 2011, 04:15 AM
i love how you're all getting so into this lol

anyway the stormcloaks are fucking racists so shame on whoever supports them
Yeah I noticed that too lol

I ordered the game cause gamestation were selling it half price.

Also got a new laptop nigguh.
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nice. we should play some aoe again sometime

like an a414a FFA. for old times sake
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Would be good but I dont even think I know where the disks are and theres a good chance they probably wont work lol
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Huh?
I still have my copies.
Installing Team fortress 2 for the moment, need to get faster internet.
2mb internet is outdated by 5 years.

P.s. the steam gif in my signature now has relevance.
Edited by Ichigo1uk, Dec 9 2011, 11:51 PM.
Incog
Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Steam has always been annoying in its updates.
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So on my way to visit the greybeards a monster attacked me and 2 hit me. Wtf. Also, I went to see a giant and it one hit me. Wtf. I'm on the 2nd hardest difficulty...can't even imagine the hardest.
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
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some monsters are just too strong to fight early in the game.

giants will keep raping you forever :p unless you can kite them
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I'm an orc 2-hander. Them crits are epic.
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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The inventory is pretty annoying. Is there a reason to keep books and ingredients?
In battle, in the forest, at the precipice in the mountains,
On the dark great sea, in the midst of javelins and arrows,
In sleep, in confusion, in the depths of shame,
The good deeds a man has done before defend him.
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