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Topic Started: Jun 7 2014, 04:51 PM (608 Views)
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Death is the ultimate evil. Hopefully the key to immortality will be discovered before I die.

EDIT: this post is stupid
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Every state has a federally mandated minimum wage. They can go above it if they wish. In almost every state if the person who depends on tips does not receive minimum wage with tips, they get a pay increase so that they are making minimum wage for that day to compensate for the lack of tips.

so basically the tips are all being stolen away from them until they get enough to make minimum wage or more?

that sounds almost too retarded to be true.
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America is so amazing I kinda wish I could live here
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Jul 2 2014, 02:05 AM
Every state has a federally mandated minimum wage. They can go above it if they wish. In almost every state if the person who depends on tips does not receive minimum wage with tips, they get a pay increase so that they are making minimum wage for that day to compensate for the lack of tips.
According to wikipedia, 5 states have no minimum wage laws and 4 have minimum wages lower than the federal mandate, 23 match the federal mandate, the rest are higher. So yeah, it's only a few states that don't, I got that wrong. The federal mandate is only $7.25/hr though, so servers need tips to pay their bills.
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ye 7.25 an hour definitely doesn't pay the bills, damn
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wait thats the second time you made that typo (*there?). or at least it seemed like a typo

something's up hmm

you in the US right now?
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Jul 3 2014, 02:27 AM
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lol and i was thinking you were being sarcastic this whole time.

where are you exactly?

also how rich are your parents?
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His dad's an Oil farmer, tends to the black fields of gold with a rake.
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I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Jul 3 2014, 12:03 PM
His dad's an Oil farmer, tends to the black fields of gold with a rake.
Dubai doesn't even have oil lol

I'm going through some of he north eastern states, followed by Quebec, and then afterwards flying to the west coast and visiting some places there. The deal we got from some travel website was actually pretty cheap.
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I didn't say he's a good oil farmer..
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Every state has a federally mandated minimum wage. They can go above it if they wish. In almost every state if the person who depends on tips does not receive minimum wage with tips, they get a pay increase so that they are making minimum wage for that day to compensate for the lack of tips.

so basically the tips are all being stolen away from them until they get enough to make minimum wage or more?

that sounds almost too retarded to be true.
No they could be making $20/hr and many do and still bitch about it. However if they have a terrible day and some people don't tip and they're only making $5/hr the restaurant would pay them an extra $2.25 to cover the difference so that they are making the $7.25 minimum wage.

This almost never happens and most waiters/waitresses get at least $13/hr after tips
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And there's no tax on tips.

I get paid around $8/hr
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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you wait tables?
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I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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he gets paid under them
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Gotta keep it on the down low.
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Jan 19 2012, 05:34 PM
I think unicorns have a higher chance of existing than gods do. I mean, if a mare fell into the ocean and a narwhal raped it, then the mare might just give birth to a unicorn.
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Eh technically I'm pretty sure tips are taxed but just at a lesser rate. That's why if it's cash tips people just don't report them and why I try to tip in cash even when using my card.

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Good advice.
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So a new pink floyd album is coming out this year.
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Jul 7 2014, 11:43 PM
So a new pink floyd album is coming out this year.
what.
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So a new pink floyd album is coming out this year.
what.
Yep, most of it's based off division bell material I think
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