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Challenge #5 - To the Bitter End
Topic Started: May 27 2016, 12:25 PM (1,558 Views)
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Hatchan strolls in again

Well, it looks like I'm dealing with you guys once again. Apologies for the lateness, I was waiting for boss to wake up but he's still not here so...

One Stamina point has been removed at Day Change from everyone except for Vander Decken IX, who is sitting the challenge out from Kuroobi. Therefore today's punishment doesn't affect him.

You've already faced several challenges (literally), but the biggest of them all is only about to commence.

In order to stay in this Endurance challenge, a player must post at least one post on each page. If a player double posts, they are automatically eliminated. If a player fails to post on a page, they are automatically eliminated. Every 20 pages, a player must trade 1 Stamina point to continue in the challenge. The last Tribe standing wins. Be careful when trading your Stamina points in order to avoid medical evacuation from the game.

Trade Stamina points by posting Trade 1 Stamina Point. Keep track of the pages as we will give you no warning.

In case of a tie, the tribe with the last post wins.

ADVANTAGE: Inazuma, Garp and Basil Hawkins don't have to trade Stamina points until page 40.

PENALTY: Kalifa, Caesar Clown and Kanjuro must post twice on each page in order to stay in the challenge.

What are you playing for?

The last tribe standing will receive:

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--AND--

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The second-to-last tribe standing will receive:

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Any questions? Ask here. The challenge will begin at 12.50 PM EDT (in 25 minutes) after I've given you a go mark.
Edited by Hatchan, May 27 2016, 01:03 PM.
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Chew sucks </3
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May 27 2016, 05:23 PM
Well, the Wii-U isn't at my place, it's at my parents'. But sometime when I'm there, that sounds fun~ who's your character of choice?
I like to dabble with a lot of the characters.

But if it's a 1v1 NoItems FinalDestination FoxOnly MLG scenario,
it's definitely Yoshi.
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And now....
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Ladies and Gentlemen...
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For your viewing pleasure

and so you don't have to wade through 81 pages of spam to piece it together
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Hatchan Tribe is proud to present...
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The Romantic Story of a lifetime!

Read at your own risk
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It was a beautiful day in Arlong Park. And everyone was preparing for the Fishman prom. All of the girls were showing off their beautiful dresses~ Pisaro-sama had freshly polished and calibrated his maracas for optimum shake-to-noise efficiency. Pisaro-sama then watched as Hatchan secured 8 bow ties on his tux. Chew had taken one of his most expensive lipsticks, the kind he saved for special occasions, and applied half a stick on his oversized kissers. Kuroobi was waxing his dull arm fins to make sure they looked sharp! Take was just... kind of there, not really noticed by everyone else. "I can't wait to pick up Carrot-chan, my beautiful date and one true love," Arlong-kun said as he fixed his hair. "Oh Along-san, you are so lucky...I got Kalifa to at least not accuse me of sexual harassment when I asked her." Kuroobi huffed.

"Yeah that's not happening," said Conis to her best friend Carrot, shattering the young lovestruck Mink's fantasies.
"B-b-b-but he bought me this beautiful dress! Why won't you let me go with him? :(" cried our hero.
"Because he is no good, you two have nothing in common." Conis chided.
"But can't you see?! "I LOVE him! I don't care if we're from two separate races. If he's a pirate and I'm a musketeer! We were meant to be!"
"But who should I ask out then?" asked the angel.
"There's only one man for you, Conis-chan. You need to tell Pisaro-sama how you truly feel!"
"P-p-p-pisaro sama? W-w-what makes you think I would want to ask him?"she stammered, a rosy red blush spreading across her face.
"Conis, honey. It's been written all over your face for days now. I see the way you look at him! I'm sure he likes you too and he doesn't have a date yet!"
(how did I end up playing myself in a fanfic)
"I-I-I just admire his maraca playing. Compared to his musical talent, my harp playing is worthless. Oh Carrot-chan what should I do?"
Carrot pondered for a moment before exclaiming, "I've got it! When I go to see Arlong-kun, you'll come with me. Pisaro-sama will be there. You can approach him about music lessons and once the conversation gets going, casually shift the conversation to prom and ask him to go with you! This is the 21st century after all. No need to wait for him to ask."
Disclaimer: It is generally not wise to take dating advice from a mink bunny, no matter how adorable she is
Conis' heart started thumping in a beat very familiar to her - the hypnotic rhythm of Pisaro's magnificent maracas. "A-alright Carrot-chan," she said timidly, "let's go approach the Fishmen. But only for music lessons!"
"Just for music lessons" Carrot said with a wink."

And so the two made their way to Arling's hut. As they approached, Carrot's heart also began to race, thinking of Arlong-kun.
They could hear voices from outside the door.
"I have arms for plenty of women, but Devon-san is enough for me," said Hatchan.
"Zuhoohoohoo," responded Kuroobi, "don't let my date hear that; I'm pretty sure she'd call that sexual hararassment!" Suddenly, their banter was cut short by a timid tapping on the hut's straw door.
“That must be my lovely date!" said Arlong. "I'm not quite ready yet, so could you fetch the door, Pisaro-sama?"
Being the fodder fishman that he was, Pisaro had no choice but to follow the commands of all the other Fishmen. So, sadly, without making any noise except rattling his maracas (the only method he possessed of expressing himself without offending his superiors), Pisaro trudged towards the door.
Pisaro-sama opened the door and there stood the two lovely ladies. But all he could see was Conis-chan. Her long pink gown, blonde antenna with ribbons. Harp in hand and bazooka on back.

It was as if time stood still for a moment before the silence was finally broken.
The moment of silence lasted more than an hour and a half before Caesar Clown returned to continue the story
Conis' eyes met Pisaro's gaze before she immediately cast them downwards in embarassment. Pisaro was stunned. Somebody is looking at me? Somebody acknowledges my existence? Bewildered and bedazzled, Pisaro clumsily turned to the only response he was used to giving, and started awkwardly shaking his maracas.
Thump thump thump thump-thump went Conis' heart
cringe went Carrot's face as she cleared her throat.

“Are you going to invite us in, Pisaro-sama?” asked Carrot.
Pisaro shook his shocked head in surprise at Carrot's words, "Oh, yes! P-please come on in."
The girls entered the hut, sat down in the commons area and waited in awkward silence for a few minutes.

"I'm going to go check on Arlong-kun,” said Carrot. “I think Conis-chan had something she needed to ask of you while I'm gone, Pisaro-sama.
As Carrot left, Pisaro stood awkwardly, staring at Conis. His maracas would shake every so often with an awkward 'sha shaaaa'

"So..." he mumbled.
Carrot knocked on Arlong's door.

"Are you okay, Arlong-kun?"
She slowly creeped the door, only to find:
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ARLONG JUST STEPPING OUT OF THE SHOWER!!!
"Kyaaa!!!! I'll go back and wait!!!!" she screamed as she headed back to the commons.
Pisaro continued on...
...before Conis spoke up, "I'm here for the music lessons!"

Pisaro stood more confused than usual. He had not prepared anything to say when the ladies came to the door but suddenly inspiration began to strike.

Before a word uttered from Pisaro's lips, the hut rang with Arlong's laugh. He seemed to have heard Conis.

"Shahahaha! Music lessons?! What is this about Pisaro?"
"Choochoochoochoo," laughed Chew. "Is this your pathetic attempt to get with a lady? You really think someone would want to learn from you? When even me, with my good looks and excellent kissing technique, have yet to land a date?" Chew's face soured. "It’s like Alvida completely disappeared. She never responds to my messages anymore."
"Shut up, Chew! If you need Alvida so bad, go look for Bon-chan!," Carrot snapped.

"And as for you, Arlong-kun.... You better be nice to these two before I really get upset with you. Carrot glared in Arlong's direction and you could hear him whimpering from afar.

"I believe you were about to say something, Pisaro-sama"
Pisaro couldn’t contain himself any more. He started shaking his maracas enthusiastically and gyrating his hips wildly and sang, "My maracas bring all the girls to the yard, and damn right they’re better than yours!"
Everyone stood dumbfounded at Pisaro's bizarre display. Puzzled, Carrot turned to Conis-chan expecting to find her equally bewildered, but to her surprise, Conis was staring at Pisaro with wide open eyes and breathing rapidly. Carrot could almost swear she saw little hearts in Conis' pupils.
It could only be explained as Conis' primal Skypeian instincts being awakened by Pisaro's mating call. The tension in the air was palpable.
Conis' antennas started twitching. Her wings fluttered. "Conis..." said Carrot softly.
"Conis-chan... this is your chance. Your moment. Just say the words. Don't think and let your heart take over.

Now, Conis-chaaaaan~!"
Conis steeled herself. She knew what she must do. Everyone was watching her breathlessly. She walked right up to Pisaro, put her hand firmly on his chest....


and ripped his heart straight out his body!

"YOUR HEART BELONGS TO ME, AND ONLY ME! NOW IT IS MINE FOREVER!" she yelled maniacally.
"Conis-chan, I would like you to go to prom with me…"

was the last thought that went through Pisaro's mind. Too bad he could never form them into words. It was too late now. His bodily functions started to fail. He got one last look at Conis before giving his maracas a final shake.
"Well, I guess I can let someone else be the yandere just this once," Carrot thought to herself as she cleaned up the blood in Arlong's hut.
Conis fell to her knees and burst into tears. Carrot sat beside her and consoled her.

"It's okay, Conis. It's over. It's all over. The evil is gone forever."

Conis nodded solemnly, but the tears kept falling.
Arlong was unfazed. "Alright gang, want to get outta here?"
The tribe members were not as unfazed as Arlong.

Seeing the blood, their Fishmen instincts went into overdrive and they all began attacking each other.
There was a huge bloody battle. When the dust cleared it seemed everyone was down for the count.

Suddenly a figure arose from the huge pile of corpses.

It was Hatchan!

Hatchan emerged victorious.


Because Hatchan is awesome.

THE END



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May 27 2016, 05:30 PM
Chew sucks </3
Inazuma notices Carrot's insult, smiles and rubs her head anyway.

*sips wine*
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May 27 2016, 05:39 PM
Compared to his musical talent, my harp playing is worthless.

Being the fodder fishman that he was, Pisaro had no choice but to follow the commands of all the other Fishmen. So, sadly, without making any noise except rattling his maracas (the only method he possessed of expressing himself without offending his superiors)

She slowly creeped the door, only to find:
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Pisaro stood more confused than usual. He had not prepared anything to say when the ladies came to the door but suddenly inspiration began to strike.

Before a word uttered from Pisaro's lips, the hut rang with Arlong's laugh. He seemed to have heard Conis.

Pisaro couldn’t contain himself any more. He started shaking his maracas enthusiastically and gyrating his hips wildly

It could only be explained as Conis' primal Skypeian instincts being awakened by Pisaro's mating call. The tension in the air was palpable.

and ripped his heart straight out his body!

Seeing the blood, their Fishmen instincts went into overdrive and they all began attacking each other.
Oh wow, that was...wow. Whatever interesting substances you guys have over there in the Hatchan tribe, would you consider sharing?~

Gotta admit, though, all of the above had me lolling really hard. And as many cringe-worth moments as it may have had, the fact that I got to rip Pisaro's heart out like a crazy badass leaves me satisfied. Satisfied enough to pretend that the ending made perfect sense. :P

You know, I can't even be sad Kuroobi lost to Hatchan. He probably deserved it, since he's the reason this whole story exists to begin with. And after all the hard work Hatchan's done these past few days, there's no denying that he's indeed awesome. :hatchan:

Well, thanks for the extremely flattering story, Team Hatchan, I'll treasure it forever~ Thanks for compiling it, Caesar, because otherwise yeah, I was gonna have to go look through that whole thread again. XD Who's going to be the star of your next interesting adventure?
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That took a turn! I was half-expecting them to be vampires midway through but I did not see the mutilation coming. Wonderful.

It's also wonderful to see you people again. I'm never around when it's spamming time. >:
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I´m out for 2 days and my team immediately turns their backs on me.

This won´t be forgotten and my revenge will be served cold.


Like your dead bodies.
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Hey, it's Kuroobi's ghost. How are you and Chew doing in the afterlife?
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May 27 2016, 05:39 PM
"Oh Along-san, you are so lucky...I got Kalifa to at least not accuse me of sexual harassment when I asked her." Kuroobi huffed.
Gross.
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May 27 2016, 05:39 PM
"Zuhoohoohoo," responded Kuroobi, "don't let my date hear that; I'm pretty sure she'd call that sexual hararassment!"
G r o s s .
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Aside from a few disturbing instances of sexual harassment, that was a lovely story. I approve.
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May 27 2016, 06:47 PM
Aside from a few disturbing instances of sexual harassment, that was a lovely story. I approve.
The Kuroobi x Kalifa ship was Garp's creation.

Just letting you know who to take to court for harassment.
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Thank you, Caesar, that is vital information. :)
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While he started that particular ship, the 2nd sentence you quoted wasnt actually written by Garp though

I may or may not be partly or fully responsible for that particular sentence.

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Information of equal vitalness. Caesar, would you like to take a walk with me around the park? :D
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