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Constipation is it Friend or Foe?
Friend 4 (50%)
Foe 4 (50%)
Total Votes: 8
Constipation; Friend or Foe?
Topic Started: Feb 23 2008, 12:30 PM (153 Views)
McLovin'
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We all know I am very open about my bodily fuctions and I just had to come and put forth this poll.

I have a very weak stomach and as you all know if you have been to EC on Thursdays that my anus flows plentifully. So I have to be honest to say I welcome constipation. Its nice to know that sometimes your shit just wants to hang around and isnt in such a hurry to leave.

What do you think?
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americn_badass
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Constipation is not just feces waiting in your colon. It is a combination of infrequent movement, difficulty during movement, and incomplete evacuation sensation. It can produce many severe side effects such as blockage, hemorrhoids, and anal rupture/fissure.
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Megalodon
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well in your case its a friend, since you like anal so much not having the poops shoot coated with feces keeps your winker cleaner than a freshly evacuated anus.
Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!!
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Ster_of_Steel
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I think the poop and cock posts have gotten waaaaaaay out of hand. Marc, how bout a forum specificly for poop and cock posts?
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McLovin'
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So where is this forum you speak of? Internet sensorship is fucking retarded... Al Gore created the Back button for a reason... use it!

FACE

Battle my smiley face ninja :ph43r:
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