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Marvel or DC Take 2; Galactic Conquest
Topic Started: Mar 3 2008, 09:00 PM (354 Views)
Megalodon
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maybe we all want you to play doom because your "going green" :-)
Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!!
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Ster_of_Steel
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Doom makes me go green?

I'm all about being szhizoid (erich, fix my spelling on this one cause I don't feel like opening word and checking the spelling) on this post and I'm all about sexual enuendo (again, Erich, help me here, I've ate way too much tonight and I'm dead tired after going to bed way too late last night and an eventful afternoon/evening, but I can't go to bed quite yet cause I'll barf all over Itzel and my CPAP), but I don't get it. Did Latveria sign the Kyoto Treaty? Does wasteful magic, used only to destroy the Fantastic Four (not for alternative based fuels for "cars of the future"), cause carbon emissions? Or are we talking about Fantastic Four movie Victor Von Doom? Y'know, Pikadoom? The one that you bring to a backyard party when Reed over there can't get the grill started (so much for the PHDs).

"This one, Reed, will be [size=14]WELL DONE! MAH-HA-HA-HA![/size]"

Of course, Ben's steak will be tough. Can't imagine The Thing can taste much. Does The Thing even have saliva?
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Ster_of_Steel
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I mean, c'mon, he's a rock man. How does he have any bodily fluids? Do you really think he pees? How can he...uh, "get the job done", even if he could find a slut to take on that... uh, "Mt. Thingmore"? Does he bleed? Does he sweat? If he could drink, and his liver went bad, coud he get a transplant? Are there fleshy organs under all that rock?

"Reed, I ain't got no feeling in my left arm!"
"Well, Ben, I didn't think you could feel much anyway, after all, you're a rock man. No offense."
"Reeeeed! I think I'm having a heart attack!"
"How can a rock heart beat? I've never found a pulse before!"

How can a rock heart feel love if it can't beat? (Cue the soft rock hits of the 80s. Thats the decade you were born in Lou, I know you have no clue what I'm talking about. Watch some VH1 when there not showing reality shows, you'll figure out what the 80s are)

I'm feeling some Michael Bolton...

"Tell me how I'm supposed to live without yoooou! Now that I've been loving you sooo long! Tell me how I'm supposed to carry on?" I butchered it. Like Pikadoom and those steaks. Just shoulda sent Fireboy out for Chinese.
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americn_badass
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Ster, that would be schizoid and innuendo. Thing's body parts are all rock solid. Every organ. Yes, that organ. His bodily functions all happen normally. He still has to eat, drink, and excrete fluids. In the F4 movie, a full body scan showed Thing's heart beating and other organs working normally.
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Ster_of_Steel
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So it's not rocks.

Hmm.

So, some quality exfoliation, a brillo pad here and there, maybe some No. 9 dye, and Ben can look normal, huh?

Just tell him not to go to the "Nip/Tuck" guys... one of them is Dr. Pikadoom.

Thanks for the spelling assist.
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I didnt stop posting because I got a wii... I stopped because I cant say poop cock shit bitch ass whore type stuff. That eliminates 98% of my vocabulary (the other 2% being the words required to order fast food from varous value menus).

RE4 was the shit though!!!
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