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Poop, Cock, Masturbate; Offtopic
Topic Started: Apr 11 2008, 12:07 PM (476 Views)
McLovin'
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This is my thread to stimulate discussion.

My first edition of this post is going to be about things I really hate.

I hate when people get in the right hand lane that could be used for turning... and then dont turn.

I hate it that girls with huge cleavage put their hands over their chest when im standing above them... Damnit girl you wore the shirt now let me stare.

I hate it when my Aunt Dee visits and eats all my fucking cheerios.

I hate Wonder Woman

I hate when you are jerking off and it takes you too long to relase and the pressure has built up so much that the load lands on your face.

What do you hate?


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americn_badass
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I hate people who write about things they hate.
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I hate it that girls with huge cleavage put their hands over their chest when im standing above them... Damnit girl you wore the shirt now let me stare.


Dude, I get both the good and the bad. I got this one chick at one of my businesses that wears these loose fitting tops and I get all sorts of cleavage and bra. Then there's what happened Thursday. This chick came out of her house to put a letter in her box. I was right next door I waved to her and she looked at me and walked right inside her house. It dawned upon me as she was headed in, she was in a thin, white T-shirt and no bra. I was see-thru-tit-blocked. Damn.
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Arkham
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See through t-shirt boob shot! Dude...there are very few things sexier, than a woman with big breasts wearing a t-shirt a size too small.

I gotta go.
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I hate when you are jerking off and it takes you too long to relase and the pressure has built up so much that the load lands on your face.


Why just you open your mouth like Erich does?
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Apr 11 2008, 10:54 PM
See through t-shirt boob shot! Dude...there are very few things sexier, than a woman with big breasts wearing a t-shirt a size too small.

I gotta go.

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there are very few things sexier, than a woman with big breasts wearing a t-shirt a size too small.


Agreed!
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I hate it when you scratch your balls seconds before you have to sneeze and you get ball stink in your nose.
Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!!
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I Am Iron Man
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thats a pain! I hate when I have to smack the girl for having to much fun with my balls! There's other parts that are smooth as a babies behind!
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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Apr 11 2008, 07:39 PM
There's other parts that are smooth as a babies behind!

So what...you shave your balls or something?

Also...thinking about babies butts while getting your balls groped...not a good thing man. Seek help!



I hate it when you forget whare your at and start scratching your balls in a Dunkin' D drive thru! Then you can only pay with the hand you were diggin' with!
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Arkham
Apr 11 2008, 09:07 PM
I Am Iron Man
Apr 11 2008, 07:39 PM
There's other parts that are smooth as a babies behind!

So what...you shave your balls or something?

Also...thinking about babies butts while getting your balls groped...not a good thing man. Seek help!



I hate it when you forget whare your at and start scratching your balls in a Dunkin' D drive thru! Then you can only pay with the hand you were diggin' with!

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I hate it when you forget whare your at and start scratching your balls in a Dunkin' D drive thru! Then you can only pay with the hand you were diggin' with!



Epic hahahahahahaha!!!
Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!!
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Arkham
Apr 11 2008, 10:07 PM
I Am Iron Man
Apr 11 2008, 07:39 PM
There's other parts that are smooth as a babies behind!

So what...you shave your balls or something?

Also...thinking about babies butts while getting your balls groped...not a good thing man. Seek help!



I hate it when you forget whare your at and start scratching your balls in a Dunkin' D drive thru! Then you can only pay with the hand you were diggin' with!

nah, I'm thinking of her a$$ as I'm reaching over.... you get the picture!

It's painful isn't it Marc?? don't know which hand to use to do that?!?

I hate having sweaty balls because of work and then being in the freezer for an hour to 2. Thats just bad in my book!
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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I hate that my boxer short shift from constant in and out of the mail truck.

But I like the fact that I have quick access to my junk because of the boxer shift:
"Oh, look, here comes that asshole, waiting for his mail. Quick 'Summer in Florida Sweaty Crotch' scratch, and hand him his mail!"
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I Am Iron Man
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Remind me not to get around your route! lol... man I laughed so hard it wasn't funny!

I hate how you can have the same damn special of the day on the same day and still after 6 months someone that gets it everytime ask "whats the special!?"

I hate how you can act all a$$holey but people stilll think your a great guy...

lol Still laughing ster!
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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McLovin'
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I hate it when my hemrhoids flare up on a day that I have the ass demons and my but leaks anal juices on my boxers and when I sit i feel this cold sticky substance.
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I Am Iron Man
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man, it took me a night just to post something after that Shawn! lol...

I hate it when you get one the of "crazy" ones and the next day you go to work, they think yo've been into a war! Then gives you a day off because of how bad your neck, arms, back, and so forth looks.
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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