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Poop, Cock, Masturbate Part II; Take this one seriously
Topic Started: Apr 14 2008, 03:22 AM (213 Views)
McLovin'
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[size=14]What Old Woman/Women would you sleep with and why?[/size]

[size=1]Please include a picture[/size]
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McLovin'
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Easy answer for me

1. Bee Arthur

2. Rue Mclanahan

3. Betty White

4. Estelle Getty (but she would only get to play with my balls)


Why? Who else do you know thats fucked all 4 Golden Girls?

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So i herd u liek Mudkipz
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define old; what age constitutes that label?
MOAR MUDKIPZ!
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Jade Canary
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okay boys here's the old bittys i'd do. Posted Image

No but seriously can't think of any old ladies to do but here's a hottie I would defiently do.














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I Am Iron Man
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mmm thats a good one jade! but I got a older one Posted Image
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If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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So i herd u liek Mudkipz
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uma thurman, i'd hit that.
meryl streep is the one i was gonna mention earlier, but i wasn't sure if 58 qualified.
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Jade Canary
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I agree Uma is a good one but as my husband likes to say " I'd be afraid of snapping her like a twig."
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I Am Iron Man
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Jade Canary
Apr 16 2008, 02:13 PM
I agree Uma is a good one but as my husband likes to say " I'd be afraid of snapping her like a twig."

lmao... I said that to a few girls when I was in High school.. Almost did it to one! lol.. :P


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Arkham
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Someone needs to take that picture of Drew off of here!
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I Am Iron Man
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Oh, come on Arkam! you know you like that!

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McLovin'
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I thought she was a hermaphrodite or something
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