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Poop, Cock, Masturbate Part III
Topic Started: Apr 22 2008, 12:12 AM (157 Views)
Ster_of_Steel
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So I'm over at my Mom's Saturday, and we're watching TV (she's watching TV, I'm building my JSA/Flash deck) and she turns to me with a smile and says,

"Would you like a tossed salad?"
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americn_badass
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That could be interpreted in 3 ways.

1. You would like a sexual act performed by your mother.

2. You would like to eat a bowl of leafy greens.

3. She would like to run your Galactus deck, and thinks she can beat you.

I'm leaning towards #2.
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Ster_of_Steel
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You would


She said it, not me.
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thors big toe
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HOLY CRAP!!! That is great. I thought i was gonna piss myself laughing
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Ster_of_Steel
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thors big toe
Apr 22 2008, 06:42 PM
HOLY CRAP!!! That is great. I thought i was gonna piss myself laughing

And that is the kind of reaction i just can't get from Erich. Thank you Tracy!
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I Am Iron Man
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My mom would just say something like you better never get your salad tossed.. I grew up in a desterbing family... Could never get a dinner where there wasn't anything about sex, or gross stuff.. and that was 5 women, and 1 guy... lol..

Toss that salad man! just don't play to much with the balls!
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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Megalodon
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Funny , I always thought of Ster as more of hot dog kinda guy , not a salad guy..........
Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!!
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