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| Ster_of_Steel | Apr 22 2008, 12:12 AM Post #1 |
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Asylum White Coat
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So I'm over at my Mom's Saturday, and we're watching TV (she's watching TV, I'm building my JSA/Flash deck) and she turns to me with a smile and says, "Would you like a tossed salad?" |
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| americn_badass | Apr 22 2008, 09:18 AM Post #2 |
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Schizophrenia
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That could be interpreted in 3 ways. 1. You would like a sexual act performed by your mother. 2. You would like to eat a bowl of leafy greens. 3. She would like to run your Galactus deck, and thinks she can beat you. I'm leaning towards #2. |
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| Ster_of_Steel | Apr 22 2008, 05:39 PM Post #3 |
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She said it, not me. |
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| thors big toe | Apr 22 2008, 05:42 PM Post #4 |
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Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
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HOLY CRAP!!! That is great. I thought i was gonna piss myself laughing |
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| Ster_of_Steel | Apr 22 2008, 05:52 PM Post #5 |
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And that is the kind of reaction i just can't get from Erich. Thank you Tracy! |
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| I Am Iron Man | Apr 22 2008, 09:59 PM Post #6 |
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Homicidal Pyschopathic Impulses
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My mom would just say something like you better never get your salad tossed.. I grew up in a desterbing family... Could never get a dinner where there wasn't anything about sex, or gross stuff.. and that was 5 women, and 1 guy... lol.. Toss that salad man! just don't play to much with the balls! |
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If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself. If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.
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| Megalodon | Apr 23 2008, 08:46 AM Post #7 |
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Homicidal Pyschopathic Impulses
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Funny , I always thought of Ster as more of hot dog kinda guy , not a salad guy.......... |
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Your going to need a bigger boat!!!!! | |
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