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POOP COCK MASTURBATE PART V
Topic Started: Jun 7 2008, 11:21 PM (171 Views)
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Schizophrenia
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THINGS YOU DONT EVER WANT TO HEAR A RELATIVE SAY!!!!


I know this is similar to PCM Part IV but I want to extend it to cover all family members simply because I have a good story.

I am in Lake City this week and I was on the front porch discussing my Uncles plans after he retires. I asked him what he wants to do when he retired and informed me he would be interested in becoming a pimp. This isnt the funny part trust me....

My dad then asked him, "Are there alot of whores around town"

My uncle answered, "Yes"

My dad asked "Where do they hang out"

My uncle answered "Wherever you want them to"

yowsers.....


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I Am Iron Man
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Homicidal Pyschopathic Impulses
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Parents said this one..

Dad: hey you guys otta try Ceiling fan sex

The kids: whys that?

Dad: your mom seemed to like it till the fan came undone..

OH i hated that!
If you got issues w/ this world, change yourself.
If thats a problem, block your ears, shut your mouth, and live like a hermit.

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