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Day 33 - Kitchen
Topic Started: Oct 3 2017, 01:17 PM (42 Views)
Capone Bege
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I like my meat like my paintings: rare and clean-cut

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Juror Gekko Moriah
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Girls night!!!

Oh and Moriah I guess
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Juror Octopako
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But you can't eat paintings, though. :ermm:
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3 girls, 1 shadow ogre
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Juror Mansherry
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You know what else you can't eat? Words, if you could I'd be serving you up twenty plus serving of food with each post.
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Juror Mansherry
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and not even because of the posting requirement. it's not like I actually need pez points. I have them in droves.
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Juror Mansherry
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but I do so like it when cutie pie Pez posts in my confessional. It's pretty much the highlight of the game for me :wub:
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Juror Gekko Moriah
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At one point, the characters all get stuck in a game of Candy Crush, while the movie plays the sound effects from Candy Crush and everyone says “Candy Crush” dozens of times.
Creativity is dead. All we have are brands.

Hi-5 claims to have a sugar addiction, which we discover when the emoji arrive in the Candy Crush app — but what is his source of sugar in his home app?
Food emoji abound in the emoji home app of Textopolis — so do other emoji eat them? Are emoji cannibals? At one point, Gene, the meh emoji who is our hero, says hello to a doughnut emoji and her cute little doughnut children. Would Hi-5 eat the babies? Won’t somebody think of the children???
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Juror Gekko Moriah
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Hi-5 consumes a large amount of candy through his mouth — some of which he later vomits up, then eats again — but does not appear to have other orifices.
Do emoji have mouths that double as anuses, like starfish? Do they even need food? Or does the fact that they’re used by humans force them to emulate our own base desire to consume, consume, consume, consume?


As part of his “malfunction,” Gene can make a whole variety of emoji faces, but never does a girl face.
Rude.
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Juror Gekko Moriah
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After escaping their home app, Gene and Hi-5 meet a hacker named Jailbreaker in the hacking app that their user, Alex, has installed.
(A) This app is disguised as a dictionary, and I’m very worried about this boy’s language skills (The Emoji Movie, as a whole, tends to disrespect the old-fashioned, “uncool” idea of words). (B) The app is full of trolls, which makes you wonder where this kid has been spending his time on the internet. To be fair, the internet habits of any 14-year-old are probably pretty horrifying in general — best not to think too hard about this.
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