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Which tyoe of joke is best?
Knock-knock jokes 0 (0%)
Blonde jokes 0 (0%)
Sick/disturbing jokes 0 (0%)
Not funny jokes 0 (0%)
One liners 0 (0%)
Bar jokes 1 (20%)
Really, really long jokes 1 (20%)
Sexist jokes 0 (0%)
Celebrity-based jokes 0 (0%)
Animal jokes 0 (0%)
Political jokes 2 (40%)
Lightbulb (how many ??? to screw-in a) jokes 0 (0%)
Slapstick jokes 1 (20%)
Joke jokes 0 (0%)
Total Votes: 5
Jokes; Teeheehee... Er... Very funny...
Topic Started: Jun 4 2009, 03:54 PM (38 Views)
Enigma The Monkey
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Jokes, jokes, jokes, just a lighthearted topic for when you need you laugh or cheering up, or you just have more jokes than you can shake a stick at.
Keep it relatively clean, guys.

Two blondes walk into a bar.
You would've thought one of them would see it.

There we go, just to start it all off.

Have fun everyone, EdM
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Enigma The Monkey
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OK, another.

Why did the girl with no hands fall off her bike?
Because she has no hands.

Why did the same girl fall off her swing?
No, not because she has no hands, but because she was hit by fridge.

Ouch

EtM
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left! :P

Don: Maybe we can persuade Matt to put his head into one of those paint making machines in Marlows and B&Q... Jud jud jud jud jud!!

I am a young man, full of dreams with jam jar pigeons from local streams!!

A disabled parking space does not signify the space is for disabled people; it is in fact a warning that it belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will become disabled if you park there
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Enigma The Monkey
Jun 5 2009, 07:11 PM
OK, another.

Why did the girl with no hands fall off her bike?
Because she has no hands.

Why did the same girl fall off her swing?
No, not because she has no hands, but because she was hit by fridge.

Ouch

EtM
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