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Deadman’s Hand Qualifier; Fat Heidi vs. Kimberly Heart
Topic Started: Apr 10 2017, 08:03 PM (11 Views)
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Deadman’s Hand Qualifier
Fat Heidi vs. Kimberly Heart
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The Dreamer

Meeting With The Dynasty
Mount Bluff Memphis, Tennessee

Todd Williams along with his lovely wife Kimberly Hart Williams smiled as they walked into the office of Ricky Rhodes. Todd was about to close the door but stopped to smile as he gazed at someone outside the room.

Todd Ok you stay right here and let me do all of the talking… I know a thing or two about getting exactly what I want when I want.

The person didn’t say anything as Todd instead turned his attention to his wife grabbing her gently by the hand.

Todd: Babe you stay with me can’t have a sexy piece of ass go unattended. Need to show everyone that you are mine…”

Kimberly smiled as she looked back at her husband.

Kimberly: Oh Tyler….”

Todd shook his head as he grinned in return.

Todd: “Bitch don’t be calling me by my slave name! I got a rep to protect!”

Cammie coughed from behind the desk, where her and Ricky were sat.

Cammie: You know we can hear you right? First you come in here without knocking, then you blither on to each other like a pair of blithering idiots. Can we help you? Or are you just here to blither?

Kimberly: Blither?! Just because you are bi… muscular yes muscular doesn’t mean I want morph on you. All it takes is for me to grab my badge hold it outwards and scream out it’s morphin time! And just like something fresh from a badly dubbed Japanese show I will leap into action and destroy some stuff in this room!

Todd: In order words don’t piss the pink ranger off unless you prefer she shows you the real power of pink where she shoves a foot up something else that’s pink if you catch my drift. Although we could take it easy if you holla at your boy for a minute.

Todd leans forward as he looks at Cammie winking at her.

Todd: Don’t know why my ex idolized the wrong Pazzini when I see true beauty in front of me. Damn girl all you need is one night with T-Will to really get things rolling for you.

Cammie: Flattery will get you flattened Mr. Williams, most likely by your wife. So... you’re here... why?

Todd bangs on the table.

Todd: We are here to change the GAME! A true game changer if you will.

Kimberly waves her hands.

Kimberly: And by Game Changer don’t get us confused with some other overrated couple with the initials of T & K who think they know what it means to be game changers.

Todd: Oh no I want fucking results and I want to take this company to the very next level. You know what’s missing from BCW?! You know what these hillbilly country music loving, rock and roll pieces of shits need in this company?! You know what that is?!

Kimberly shrugs her shoulders. Todd looks at Cammie.

Todd: Well do you know?!

Cammie: If the answer is “your dick” I’m firing your wife.

Kimberly: Dick?! Dick?! Does my husband look like a Richard to you?! NO!!! He is a Tyler so let’s get that straight!

Todd: Dammit Kimberly stop acting like a clueless valley girl.

Kimberly: But it was shown that the original Kimberly Hart acted the same always finding herself in trouble and calling for Tommy every five minutes.

Todd: No just no let me do the talking and stop calling me TYLER! As if I could ever be Tyler Morris that’s just absurd! I am not a goody two shoes!

Looking back and forth between the three other people Richard Rhodes the 3rd finally clears up his throat and speaks.

Ricky: Well the thing is Toddykins..last time I checked BCW is not some sort of a Memphis branch of Willcorp or Williams Enterprises or whatever you call your business empire for obvious taxing purposes this time. We are an independent company with plenty, and I do mean PLENTY of financial backing as it is. So before you come into my office, barking out orders on how you want to change the business and where you want to take the company, I suggest you check yourself before you wreck yourself, fool!
He checks over at Cammie.

Ricky: They still say that right? My ebonics is kinda rusty.

Cammie: Nope, they don’t.

With a sigh Ricky leans forward.

Ricky: Look, I like you two, I do. However you aren’t the only ones in the company who have visions and ideas and if you want to position yourselves over others, you have to bring me something unique, something better than anyone else could offer. You know how things work Toddykins, being a businessman and all.

He looks at Kimberly with a glare.

Ricky and YOU Mrs. Williams, you keep your clothes on, this is not THAT kind of a negotiation at all, what I mean to say is that you got a match coming up against if not one of our fiercest then at least biggest competitors and this chance to earn a spot at Dead Man’s Hand is a career altering opportunity, look what it did to Matt Stone. You, young lady could very well be the next RUSH Champion if you play your cards right. This isn’t rocket science, we don’t have to worry about a board of directors or network censorship here and that’s how we like it. So if you and Toddykins plan on changing the business, making a big splash of sorts. I’d start by making one in the ring.

Kimberly: And I will not take my clothes off! Don’t mistake me for ex Ms. Williams. My name isn’t Fiona however the real reason we came in the office today is because well…

Todd smiles as he looks deeply into both of their eyes.

Todd: Well as I was trying to finish before you guys went off into a dick joke. What I was going to say is this company needs more BLACK people that’s what’s really missing.in this company and I think it’s time you expanded I think it’s time we expanded, and I do believe at the end of the day we both love the same color.

Todd smiles as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a stack of cash leaving it in front of Ricky.

Todd: Green… Green makes this world go round do you not agree?

The owner’s eyes lit up as he saw the stack of greenbacks without hesitation he grabs it and stuffs it down his pocket.

Ricky: Oh I do, cash does not discriminate..those who have it make the rules. However if you plan on bringing a tribe of your “homies” from “the hood” or something. There might be other hoods around here as well..this is Memphis and while it may be 2017 for us, the progressive people..the folks down here in the south, some of them..they barely reached the end of 1960’s if you know what I mean Mr. Williams?

Todd: Well for starters you can keep the cash on the table. It’s all yours as for surprises you want money?! You want ratings? What you need is the Dynasty! My Dynasty. Something that can shake things up around here and I can bring that. We will take over your shows and be all over the show having people pay endless money to see us get taken down. It’s a win win for everyone.

Cammie looks thoughtful for a second.

Cammie: You wanna bring in your posse? We can negotiate contracts. But bear in mind, there’s a few groups around here who may call themselves such a thing. The Generation. The Westons. Your own ex wife and daughter and their idiot husband. We’ll negotiate Todd, but let me make one thing perfectly clear... however much money you make us... Ricky & I run this joint. So you and your harem ain’t taking over shit.

Todd snaps his fingers and as soon as he does someone walks through the doors. Heels bang against the floor and they make their way to the desk. The heels belong to that of none other than Jennifer Williams. She offers a wicked grin as she looks at everyone in the room.

Jennifer: And the fact is we will takeover shit! Because for starters I love my little brother but we have never really been on the same side we have always been at war with each other but just imagine what will happen when we are on the same page. Imagine what kind of damage will happen when you see Kimberly with the Rush Championship because let’s face it. With me and Todd out there how could she lose?! We won’t let it happen.

Todd looks at Ricky.and Cammie.

Todd: That’s my big sis for you. Don’t worry about a contract we own a fortune five hundred company so you can keep your money, Hell invest a portion of what we would have gotten into my kid’s college fund because I will be damned if that fucking brat let’s her mom and her stepdad persuade her to change her name to being Millar. That shit WILL NOT HAPPEN! I will get my daughter, my wife will get the Rush Championship, and maybe just maybe. The Williams siblings might be on the way to holding tag gold sooner or later. What do you say?!

Cammie: You wanna work for free? Fine with us. But we’ll pass on Bratney’s college funding, bitch ain’t smart enough to pass elementary school, let alone college. Alright, you gotta deal. You work... for nothing... as black people in the confederate south, ain’t THAT old school... and we make money off your efforts. Just one caveat. You peeps ever get any ideas of taking over anything from me and Ricky? You’ll be spending the rest of your fortune on special needs healthcare. Understand?

With a deadpan serious look Ricky leans back on his chair.

Ricky: I am truly touched that you two have bonded, my heart weeps of joy, really..however as far as the imagining part goes: We’ll leave that all to hippies, children and John Lennon songs. So far I’ve heard a whole lot of talk from you all and seen very few results. Being cost-effective is a noble thought but I suggest you skip further speeches of what’s going to happen and well..go make it reality as the old saying so wisely goes: I’ll believe it when I see it, you dig?

Jenny: MAKING DREAMS BECOME A REALITY! Is the saying of Lady Dream & The Dreamer don’t you dare tell us that!

Todd pulls Jenny out of the room as Kimberly stands there.

Kimberly: So ummmm my check isn’t getting cut right?! I never said anything plus….

She whispers.

Kimberly: I’m white…

The personal ASSistant to Ricky leans over the desk and whispers back.

Cammie: Oh we know..you are a Williams too though, tough shit sweetheart.. Buh-bye.

She waves at her dismissively. Kimberly walks out the office as she takes out her power coin. She holds it up as she screams out the words.

Kimberly: IT’S MORPHIN TIME!!!!!

With that she runs to the door and uses it so it blocks her. When she pushes the door back she is clad in her costume. She does some random flips and a split as she gives the people at the desk a thumbs up.

Pink Ranger Kimbo: Have a wonderful day you two CITIZENS!!!!

As she is giving the thumbs up a woman randomly walks into the room she sees the split and makes an uneasy expression.

Allison: 3 out of 10 for the split. Could use some work… Anybody see my Dirty Dave?!

With that she leaves the room as Kimbo kips up to her feet and swooshes right out of the room. As the Williams finally leave.

Meanwhile, back in the office, Cammie pours both her and Ricky a stiff drink. She plonks herself on his lap, before sighing.

Cammie: WE HAVE TO START LOCKING THAT BASTARD DOOR!
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