| Behind Every Great Stable; Johnny Karisma 3/1/2007 | |
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| Harmony | Feb 3 2008, 05:59 PM Post #1 |
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Gogz once fucked a ginger
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Fade in. We open in on a pondering Johnny Karisma, his eyes narrowed with his hand placed on his chin. On top pf his head we see, what appears to be, a hom made helmet made of tin foil. On the side a sign is taped on reading "Thinking Cap". The camera slowly pans back to reveal Johnny is sitting on a metal folding chair n the Featured Attraction's locker room. Karisma: Hmmm.. Oh this is intense. Suddenly Karisma's eyes burst with excitement as he launches himself out from his metallic seat and make haste across the room over to Angel who is listening to his new IPod. Karisma: Yo, Angel... Nothing. Apparently, the smooth sounds of Madonna's "Like a Virgin" are enough to drown out Johnny's voice. Karismal: Angel! Still nothing! Karisma: ANGEL!! Finally, an upward galnce. Angel reaches up and removes the ear plugs from his ears (obviously). Karisma: Finally... Do you knwo where Big E is? I have something I need to spring on him. Angel: Y- BANG!! Evil: Take that cunt rag! Karisma: Dude, what the fuck? Evil: These fucking doors man. Piss me the fuck off. You know? Karisma: No. Evil: Oh... Silence. Karisma: So, I had a thought. Evil: WHAT?! Karisma: Yeah... Evil: Is that why you're wearing the alien party hat? Big E gestures to the thinking cap still upon Johnny head. Karisma: uh... no... Evil: Ok... so what was your realization? Karisma: OK, what do the nWo, DX, bWo and every other great wrestling stable of all time have in common? Evil: ... they were all stables? Karisma: .... yes. How about trying a little harder cunt? Evil: They all made alot of money? Karisma: Yes! And do you know how? Evil: Drug sales and prostitution? Karisma: Close. It was through the selling of merchandise mi amigo. Merchandise which sported their... Evil: ..... Karisma: ..... Evil: ...... Karisma: Catch phrases... Evil: Oh.... I don't see where you're going with this. Karisma: We need a catch phrase. Evil: Why didn't you just say that? I got a million of them! Karisma: Really?! Noice! Lets hear one... Evil: OK, one sec.. Big E thinks for a brief moment. Evil: Got it! Karisma: OK, let it rip... Evil: SUCK IT! Silence. Karisma: Its been done... Big Evil: OK, how about...We're taking over! Karisma: ....... Evil: Featured Attraction 4 Life? Karisma: ......... Evil: ....... Fuck you this is hard! Karisma: I can only imagine... Evil: They don't pay me to be fucking witty! Karisma: They don't pay us at all... Evil: yeah, they don't even...wait what?! Karisma: I mean, yeah, you're right... Evil: We're not getting paid? Karisma: Shhhh Evil: Karisma: Abso: Karisma: When the fuck did you get here? Abso: None of your fucking business. Karisma: K. So, you're our problem solver... we need a catche phrase... thoughts? With the speed of a cheetah hyped up on crack Abso Tomko is off. In what seems like a half a second he is back with a small, frail looking white male in his arms. Abso: Problem solved. Evil: What the fuck is this? Abso: You need creative help, so i got you a jew. Jew: Where the hell am I?! Evil: Unimportant! Catch phrase us! Jew: Fuck off you Schmuck! Evil: What did you just call me?! Karisma: I believe he called you a Schmuck... Evil: Oh thats it! Abso! Abso: Heil, bitch! TEH BOOT~! The Jew goes limp faster than Clay Aiken at a J-Lo concert. Karisma: So, I guess this ends this exciting adventure... Evil: Do you realize we never solve any of our problems in a single promo? Karisma: It keeps the audience in suspense. Evil: Word, nig. Fade to whatever the fuck you want. |
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