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BQWA Presents: Fusion; Originally Posted 12/29/06
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OOC: Hello, my name is Big Evil. I'm taking this oppurtunity to give you a quick backstory on what you're about to read.

In late December 2006, myself, Johnny Karisma and eXponent were given a chane to prove ourselves to the BQWA by being given our own brand of BQWA wrestling, a show sort of to compete with Meltdown, but moretheless to be like the new ECW. We were there to groom the stars of tomorrow and take care of the stars who didnt have anything on the main roster at the time being.

Soon, everybody wanted to be on Fusion. Not because they had a problem with Meltdown, but because they had faith in us three, labeled breifly as the "Three Man Bitch Squad", and because they saw what we had was exciting.

Our roster featured some of the best newcomers such as Colossus, Phenetic and Hardcore Robert. We had some of the best vets in Andy Chills, Bobby Mitchell, Jake Steel and Nature. We were all set.

We booked and wrote and posted our first show with no help from the BQWA CC. Not that we needed it nor asked for it, but we did it on our own to prove that we could. And it come off as a big success.

Soon thereafter, "World War 3" broke out, Fusion was dropped from the BQWA, people left including myself and eXponent breifly. Q.U.A.D. Pro Wrestling was then opened. For two months, Q.U.A.D. sat there with it's loyal promoers, but unfortunately, no first show. By the time our first card was announced it was too late.

I don't take full blame for what happened with Q.U.A.D. It was a mixutre of things that led to it's downfall and me pulling the plug on it. eXponent left, Johnny had no time, I was doing it by myself, and there were a few other things that I won't even get into talking about.

For those of you who took part in this one and only episode of BQWA/Q.U.A.D.: Fusion, I personally would like to thank you. If it wasn't for what happened in December, BQWA: Fusion would still be running, and running strong.

Now, without further ado, the one and only episode of BQWA: Fusion. Enjoy...

- Big Evil.


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The scene opens up to see Atkie standing in the middle of the ring in front of a jam packed and sold out crowd. They are all cheering wildly and crazily. As you can see, the arena isn't that big, it's rather small, but it gives off a very humble and interesting feeling.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

With that said, we are kicking off this live broadcast with a screeching WOOOO followed by the sounds of "2001: A Space Oddessy" playing on the house speakers. The fans rise to their feet and began applauding and cheering their faithful leader, the leader of the new breed, The Natural Boy Atkie.

Out comes the General Manager of Fusion, complete in a beautiful Giorgio Armani suit and tie, strutting a storm up. He tries to shake every possible fans hand on the way down the pathway into the ring. He walks up the steps and struts around the ring a bit, to an amazing ovation. He grabs the microphone and tries to speak, but is cut off by the fans chanting "THANK YOU ATKIE! *clap x5* THANK YOU ATKIE! *clap x5*". Once the chant dies down, Atkie finally speaks.


Atkie: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The fans return the favor with an absolutely ground shaking WOOOOOOOOOOO.

Atkie: Ladies and Gentlemen, WELCOME to the innaugural show, the inaugural card, and the inaugural night! Welcome to BQWA: FUSION!

The fans clap and cheer on the official announcement of this being BQWA: Fusion.

Atkie: As you may or may not know, I am the one and only, the god amongst gods, the champion of champions, THE NATURAL BOY...ATKIE! And I am here, officially, as the General Manager, YOUR General Manager of BQWA: Fusion. But see, I don't want you to think of this as just another show on the BQWA. I don't want you to think of this just as the B-Show, because certainly, it is not.

Do we have the name recognition that Meltdown might have? Of course not. But with legends such as Nature and Jake Steel, with today's superstars such as Vinnie Lazarro and Mecha, and with stars of tomorrow such as Koji Ki and Diablo, we can't be beat, simply put. We have the better roster, as proved two weeks ago at BQWA: Ignition, when my team of new-schoolers, dubbed by Dolly Madison as "misfits" wiped the floor clean with a bunch of old, has beens in a battle royal to earn us this brand, better called, THE NEW BREED!

But we've got to distance ourselves as far away as possible from Meltdown, and honestly, from the BQWA name. Sure, we'll always have the surname of the BQWA at our head, they support us, they own us, but the certainly do not run us. As far as I'm concerned, and as far as my superstars and you the fans should be concerned, we are a completely different company! We are the people that had their backs turned on them! We are the people who were told we're overrated! We're the people who told we just didn't have the "right look". But damnit, as the lord and savior Jesus Christ as my witness, as I stand here a new man, I swear on my wife, and my kids that we're gonna prove them all wrong. And I'm going to make my prediction. Better yet, considering what time of year it is, I'm going to make my New Years Resolution.

By this time next year. By December 28th, 2007, I predict that BQWA: Fusion will not be "destined to fail" anymore. I predict that BQWA: Fusion will not be viewed as a B-Show. I predict that in the complete opposite of events, the entire Meltdown roster and staff, including Ms. Madison herself, will be working FOR ME!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

The crowd goes nuts and applauds, even letting out a mixture of cheers and WOOOOOO's. The pure emotion in the arena is unmatchable.

Atkie: So with that said, let's make a few announcements, shall we?

The fans cheer wildly as Atkie walks over to the corner of the ring and picks up a small velvet bag.

Atkie: First thing's first, I want all of your eyes over there by our entrance ramp at the announcer's table. Meet Edwin Avalos!

The crowd pops for the former BQWA Legend. Chants of "O-C-D!" begin starting up as Edwin stands up and waves to the crowd.

Atkie: Edwin will be our main man, the VOICE of Fusion, our play-by-play announcer. And the man next to him, I'm sure many of you may know, he's a former talk show host of his own radio show entitled "Make Money Now Or Die", please welcome, Joe Buckshaw Lawrence!

The big, burly cowboy with bleach blonde hair and big white chiclet teeth stands up and throws his fists in the air with a big cheesy smile, taking off his cowboy hat in respect of the fans. The fans applaud him, but little do they know what's in store when it comes to JBL v.2.0.

Atkie: Secondly, this place we're in tonight, it's not just any ordinary arena. As you may or may not be able to tell, to all our lovely viewers at home, we are in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, at the New Alhambra Arena. I know that may sound familiar, because it's also formerly known as the ECW arena, and the EWA arena. But tonight, well, tonight and forever more, damnit, it's known as THE FUSION ARENA!!!

The crowd pops and starts a FU-SION! FU-SION! FU-SION! chant, paying respect to Atkie and the show.

Atkie: But rest asure, the Fusion Arena will not be our only home. No, indeed, we will be touring all over this great country, this great continent, and when the time is right, the entire world! But when it all comes down to it, when the smoke clears, this will be our home; THE FUSION ARENA!

A pop twice as louder as the previous one is given off by the crowd.

Atkie: But in order to tour the world, there's one thing missing from that equation. And what's that you ask? Why, simple. That leads me to what I have here in this bag.

Atkie unties the velvet bag and tosses it aside. He slides out:

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Atkie: THIS IS THE FUSION WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP! And tonight, well at least beginning tonight, we will hold a tournament featuring 8 of the best in the wrestling world today, with the winner being crowned the FUSION World Champ at BQWA: Resurrection! So with that said, let the games begin!

LONG LIVE FUSIOOOOOOOOOON!

With that, we fade into the opening credits...

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What is it really that motivates you
The need to fly or this fear to stop
- Vinnie Lazarro hocks a huge loogie onto the MeltDown logo, proudly wearing a Fusion t-shirt. -

I'll go along for the ride but surprise
When we get there I say 9 of 10 drop
- Jake Steel hits a beautiful Backwards Springboard Somersault over the top rope down onto Hardcore Robert. -

Now who's the light and who is the devil
You can't decide so I'll be your guide
- Matt Hazor and Daniel Strong, the most storied rivalry on Fusion thus far, go toe to toe. -

And one by one they will be hand chosen
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide
- Nature is now on the studio spinning shot, posing, while it's raining completely pink. -

Are you ready to go?
Cause I'm ready to go
- Mecha stands in the center of the ring and throws his left fist into the air. On command, humungous pyros shoot off behind him. -

What you gonna do baby baby
Are you going with me
- Santeria hits a Standing Shining Wizard to the back of the head of Joe Pritchett. -

Cause I'm going with you
It's the end of all time
- A studio spinning shot of Atkie strutting and letting out an inaudible 'WOOOO' is shown. We fade into the BQWA: Fusion logo! -

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We are live, from our previously announced new home, The New Alhambra Arena.

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Edwin Avalos, VO: Welcome everyone to BQWA: Fusion, I am your host Edwin Avalos alongside my partner, Joe Buckshaw Lawrence.

JBL, VO: I figured you woulda introduced me better, ya little sosiopathic mexican, but I guess for english being your second language, that wasn't half bad!

Edwin Avalos, VO: Well, be that as it may, we are live from our new home, The New Alhambra Arena. It was formerly a bingo hall, then, the ECW Arena, then, the EWA Arena, but now, and forever more, it will be known as THE FUSION ARENA! And what a night it's going to be, we've got a jam-packed card...

JBL, VO: You bet your ass, Avalos!

Edwin Avalos, VO: Would you stop interrupting me?

JBL, VO: Hablo englias? Anyway, like my little lawn mower friend here said, we've got a jam packed card, one that's set out to prove to the world, and to those bastards on Meltdown, that WE ARE the real deal, and we're here to kick ass and take names, let's get it started, Avalos!

Edwin Avalos, VO: That's my line, damnit. I can already tell we're going to be in for the long haul. Coming up next, our inaugural match, on this, our inaugural evening. A first round match-up in our tournament to crown a Fusion Heavyweight Champion of the World. BQWA All-Star, Jake Steel, does battle with an impressive new comer who's done major damage on the independent circuit. You know him as Ravishing Robert, but tonight? Tonight, we meet Hardcore Robert! Let's send it down to ringside with Pauley Walnuts!

Walnut: Hey, um, yeah… The following contest is, uh, scheduled for one falls and is a first round match in the Fusion Heavyweight Title tournament.

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Walnut: Introducing first, from London, England. He weighs in tonight at 228 lbs. “The stainless One” Jake Steel!

Avalos: Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first match in BQWA: Fusion and we thank you for joining us.

JBL damn right we do. Without you fans, our shows would be deader than Saddam Hussein!

Avalos: What the hell is wrong with you?!

JBL: ….What?

The lights die and the electronic voice of a woman rushes through a speech:

What do you have to say to the individuals who have intentionally misinterpreted or MISCOMMUNICATED your message, and to those who have blatantly lied, cheated, or stolen directly from you?

The answer.

Fuck 'em

The spotlight roams the arena and a familiar crunching guitar riff echoes through into the crowd. Survive by Dope kicks into full force as some fan’s cheer for the show they’re about to witness while others boo for the man they’re about to see.

Fuck you ya think I'm messin’ around
You think I'm messin’ around
Well I ain't messin’ around you see
Back off you'll find your ass on the ground
And when I roll through your town
Well I'll be layin’ you down to sleep

The roaming spotlight find’s its place upon the stage, silver sparks falling from the top of the titantron, the BQWATron alight with the back streets of London, twisting and turning until it reaches a shadowy figure, slowly segueing into the body of Jake Steel, standing in the entrance way, head bowed, Victoria Rubin upon his arm.

The spotlight stays upon Jake as he sprints to the ring, quickly climbing the steps, pacing along the apron and climbing onto the outside of the turnbuckle, a mix of boo’s and cheers lingering in the air as he jumps off the turnbuckle. He turns after landing, facing the entrance way. He knows the battle which is about to take place and he is ready.

JBL Just look at that focus, that concentration, that’s what makes a champion Pablo.

Avalos: Edwin…

JBL What the fuck ever Jose.

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Slow Chemical by Finger Eleven kicks up onto the PA system. A moment of nothing and then from the back emerges a true freak of nature. Hardcore personified. Robert…Hardcore Robert.

JBL Holy Jesus Christ would you look at the size of that freak!

Avalos: I wouldn’t exactly call him a freak but Hardcore Robert is a big boy that for sure.

JBL You’re god damn right he is! Jesus, if we had more tards like that you and you’re people would be out of a job, huh amigo?

Avalos Let me tell you something you son of a –

JBL Later, looks like things are about to get started!

He makes his way slowly down to the ring, his eyes never leaving those of Jake Steel. This is his big break and he knows it and he’ll be damned if Jake Steel will take it from him!

Robert steps onto the ring apron and steps between the ropes. The yes never unlock. Not even when the music fades. Both men are ready to fight.

DING! DING! DING!

Avalos: History in the making folks! The very first opening bell of BQWA: Fusion!

Buckshaw: Are you gonna keep doing that? We get it, it’s the first fucking show! Now stop with the whole firsts bullshit or I’ll send you on your second trip across the border!

Steel is off in the flash, using his speed and agility he circles around Robert searching for a potential opening. Finally, after seeing none, Steel goes in for the lock up. Steel struggles, using all his body weight to try and push back the beast in front of him but to no avail. Robert grabs a hold of Steel’s hair and drills him into the mat. Steel holds his head and rolls around in pain.

Steel is quickly back to his feet as Robert stands mid ring as if challenging him to bring his worst. Steel takes a moment to strategize before finally making his way slowly to the ring’s center. Robert turns his head, slightly confused. Steel goes in for another lock up but this time grabs the arm in mid grab and locks in a hammer lock. Robert instinctively goes for the back elbow but Steel ducks under and delivers three stiff right to the jaw causing the big man to teeter back. Steel delivers another stiff right and this time Robert stumbles back even more. Steel charges the ropes and attempts a diving clothesline but is caught mid air and drilled into the ground with a huge spine buster! Robert covers:

Avalos: What a spinebuster! The pure power of Robert really starting to show through here in the early going!

1…..2.kick out!

Steel manages to get his shoulder up just after the 2. Robert goes to lift Steel up but Steel rolls him up into a small package pin.

1…..2…Kick out!

Avalos: Wow, Steel almost pulls out an upset!

Steel is up to his feet almost instantly and nails a shin kick to the face of Robert sending him back to the mat. Robert goes to sit up again, but again receives another kick! Steel charges the ropes and catches Robert in mid sit up again, this time with a running knee. Robert rolls to the outside of the ring to regain his senses.

Buckshaw: Get back in the ring! Stop being a fucking pussy!

Avalos: Its called strategy!

Buckshaw: Its called being a faggot, in my opinion.

Robert walks around for a bit on the outside. The ref demands that he get back into the ring but Robert shrugs him off. Suddenly, we see Jake Steel’s body flying through the air as he launches himself over the top rope and nails a cork screw body press on Robert!

Buckshaw: Wow! The white boy flips around like one of those rice boys at the circus!

Steel gets back up the his feet and grabs a handful of Robert’s hair. He drags the Hardcore One over to the steel ring steps and smashes him in head first. About this time the ref starts his count out:

1……….2……….3……….4

Robert leans against the steel steps, momentarily stunned. Jake gets up onto the ring apron and waits for Robert to turn around. As Robert comes too Jake launches himself off the ring apron and wraps both legs around the head of Hardcore for a hurricanrana, but Robert catches him mid air and lifts Steel up into the powerbomb position. Steel, realizing his potential fate, starts to frantically throw lefts and rights onto the head of Robert. The punches however, have no effect and Robert sprints toward the guard rail and launching Steel back first into the metal!

Buckshaw: Holy hell! The elephant man almost killed Steel!

Avalos: Damn right he did! This could be the end of Steel extremely short career in Fusion!

5……….6……….7

Robert slides in and out of the ring breaking up the count. He’s in his environment now and he’ll stay there for as long as he can. Steel starts to get to his feet. The pain he is feeling shows through his eyes. Robert delivers a clubbing forearm to the back of The Stainless One sending him down to a knee.

1……….2……….3

Robert bends down and grabs a power cord from the arena floor. He double wraps it around the neck of Steel and slowly begins to choke the life out of his opponent. The ref calls down to Robert demanding he release the choke or he will be DQ’d! Robert, using his amazing strength, swings Jake Steel into the steel steps via the power cord!

Avalos: Robert is just tearing Steel apart! How can Steel defeat a monster with such raw power and heartlessness?!

Steel unwraps the cord from his throat and takes in all the air he can.

4……….5……….6

Robert lifts Steel up once again and tosses him into the ring. Steel is still trying to get the spiderwebs from his head. Robert rolls into the ring and covers:

1…..2…Kick out!

Robert can’t believe it. He starts to pull on his hair a little in frustration but quickly calms himself and realizes that there is still work to be done. He grabs a hold of Steel’s legs and drags him mid ring before applying a Sharpshooter!

Avalos: What the fuck…

Buckshaw: What?

Avalos: I don’t know…Just I never expected to see a submission hold from someone like Robert…

Steel yells in pain but refuses to tap out. He reaches for the bottom rope which is quite a ways away. Slowly he starts to pull forward Robert. The closer he gets the harder Robert torques back, until Steel is just a mere inch or two away! With a last ditch burst of energy Steel launches forward and grabs hold of the bottom rope!

Avalos: Yes!

Buckshaw: No!

The ref yells at Robert to release the hold but Robert refuses and continues to punish the legs and back of Stainless! The ref tells Robert to break the hold or face a DQ. Robert releases.

Buckshaw: Just let them fight ref!

Avalos: Shut up and let the ref do his damn job!

Buckshaw: How about you shut the hell up and pick my fucking fruit!

Stainless holds his back as he lies in pain on the out skirts of the ring. Robert argues with the ref for a second before reaching over the top rope and lifting Steel up onto his feet on the outside of the ring. Steel manages to keep his balance via the ropes and Robert charges the far side of the ring and goes for a huge big boot...but Steel side steps it, causing Robert to be hung out to dry on the ring ropes!

Avalos: Steel manages to outsmart Robert!

Buckshaw: Congrats, maybe his next challenge will be William Hung…

Steel hops over the ropes into the ring before springing off the middle rope and nailing an enziguri to the back of Robert’s head! Robert tumbles back into the ring. The Stainless One gets to his feet and again rebound off the middle rope, hitting Robert with a nice flying leg drop to the head! Steel covers:

1…..2..Kick out!

Steel quickly mounts Robert and starts to deliver right after right to the skull of Robert! Robert finally manages to shove Steel off of him. Steel quickly is back to his feet. He waits as Robert stands up. Steel kicks Robert in the gut and pulls him in for the Meltdown, but Robert reverses into an arm bar before pulling Steel in for the Black Hole Slam…but Steel lands on his feet and this time manages to nail the Meltdown!

Avalos: The Meltdown!

Buckshaw: No…Fusion…FUSION… Stupid fucking specks.

Steel covers:

1…..2…..3!!

Avalos: Steel did it! He defeated Hardcore Robert and moved on in the championship tournament!

Buckshaw: Damn it! There goes another fifty bucks down the fucking toilet!

Avalos: Well its time for a commercial break! We’ll be right back!
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We see a shot of Johnny Karisma and eXponent taking a double spill off the top of a scaffold down to the ring mat 20 feet below.

Voice Over: Bodies have been broken...

Joey Styles, VO: HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DO THAT AND LIVE TO TELL ABOUT IT?!

A shot of Jake Steel landing awkwardly on his neck after performing a backward La Plancha over the top rope is shown.

Voice Over: Careers ended in an instant...

Jake Steel, VO: I told the trainer, I think I broke my tail bone...

Hardcore Robert is shown getting a Spike Piledriver onto exposed concrete.

Voice Over: Yes, what we do is real.

Mitchell Cole, VO: Trainers, EMT's on the scene...

Koji Ki is shown being carted off on a stretcher in a neck brace, unconscious.

Voice Over: But the hazards and risks we face our even more real.

Big Evil is sitting in a steel chair around ringside with his hand on his forehead, trying to make his head stop spinning.

Voice Over: Please, no matter who you are, no matter what you do...

Another shot of Atkie flipping over the ropes and getting caught up awkwardly and strangling himself in the top ropes is seen.

Voice Over: Don't try this at home.

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Avalos, VO: And we’re back with our second First Round match-up, folks!

JBL, VO: Don’t you mean, essa’s?

Avalos, VO: Shut-up. Just shut-up.

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Stricken" by Disturbed hits and Matt Hazor comes to the stage using his cloak and hood on. Matt stays still near the ramp for a few seconds as he looks around and his music goes on.

You walk on like a woman in suffering
Won't even bother now to tell me why
You come alone, letting all of us savor the moment
Leaving me broken another time

Matt starts making his way to the ring keeping his head down enough so that his face is not clearly seen.

You come on like a bloodstained hurricane
Leave me alone, let me be this time
You carry on like a holy man pushing redemption
I don't want to mention, the reason I know

As he gets near the ring he sprints in its direction and slides in through the bottom rope and the ring and immediately stands on his knee and teaks his hood off. He stands there for a couple of seconds before going to the second rope and looking around the crowd.

That I am stricken and can't let you go
When the heart is cold, there's no hope, and we know
That I am crippled by all that you've done
Into the abyss will I run

Matt sits there waiting for his opponent as his music goes on.

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The introduction to "This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson seeps its way onto the microphone, as the bloodstained arena takes on a green tint...

Everything has been said before
There's nothing left to say anymore
When it's all the same
You can ask for it by name

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing along.

Babble babble bitch bitch
Rebel rebel party party
Sex sex sex and don't forget the "violence"
Blah blah blah got your lovey-dovey sad-and-lonely
Stick your STUPID SLOGAN in:
Everybody sing,

Just before the surging chorus, Daniel emerges from within the arena with bloodshot eyes and shaking fingers, clearly in another drug-induced world. His eyes lucid, yet still gleaming with the energy of a glazed, rabid animal, he walks down to the ring.

Are you motherfuckers ready
For the new shit?
Stand up and admit,
tomorrow's never coming.
This is the new shit.
Stand up and admit.

Do we get it? NO!
Do we want it? YEAH!

This is the new shit,
Stand up and admit.

The crowd cheers as Daniel Strong lips off to Matt Hazor.

Both men confirm that they are ready to begin, so the ref calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

Strong and Hazor just stare each other in the eyes as the crowd’s volume increases at every passing moment. They both began to move into the middle of the ring, keeping an eye on each other at all times. They each put a hand in, and grasp the other’s. Strong quickly twists Hazor’s hand into a devastating wristlock. Just as quickly, MH throws Daniel over with a smooth arm drag. Strong runs at Hazor, but is taken down with another arm drag. He quickly gets to his feet, but is grasped onto from the back by Matt. Daniel Strong grabs hold of Hazor’s hands and tries to beak his hold. Finally, Daniel unclasps Matt’s hands and maneuvers Hazor’s arm into a hammerlock. With every passing moment, Strong pulls Hazor’s arm tighter and tighter, increasing the pain each time. Hazor falls to the mat to try and get Strong off of him, but Daniel keeps his grip. Then, The Nectar of Nicotine releases Matt’s arm, and grabs onto his head instead. Strong’s tight headlock is squeezing the life from his opponent. Hazor tries to deliver punches to Daniel, but he just wasn’t close enough to his face. Matt Hazor begins to try to make it to his feet. With Strong’s hold still locked in, MH gets to a vertical position level with The Scion. With much force, Matt Hazor throws Daniel Strong against the ropes in front of them. He bounces off, and comes running back, but is met with a stiff shoulder from Hazor.

JBL: That there is a PERFECT way to get an opponent off of you. Wonderful wrestling by Matt Hazor.

Strong falls to the mat, while Hazor runs against the opposite ropes. As Matt comes running back, Daniel gets to his feet, and tries to connect with a clothesline. Realizing this, Matt ducks, runs against the opposite ropes, and comes back at Strong with a clothesline of his own. Strong falls to the mat, and Hazor quickly jumps on top of him for the cover. 1…kickout! Daniel Strong is easily able to kick out of the pin attempt. Both men get to their feet and stare each other in the eyes some more.

JBL: Back at square one and I love it!

Edwin: I wouldn’t be surprised to see either one of these guys go all the way and win the Fusion Championship.

Strong moves closer to Hazor as Hazor moves closer to Strong. They lock up in the middle of the ring and fight for control. First, Matt Hazor gains an advantage, and begins pushing Daniel to one of the turnbuckles. Before he gets there, Strong gets a burst of strength, and begins pushing Hazor back the other way. Daniel Strong gets MH all the way to the other turnbuckle as the ref calls for a clean break. Strong slowly lets go of Hazor, and Hazor lets go of Strong. Suddenly, Matt Hazor shoves his thumb into Strong’s eye. Typical Matt Hazor.

Edwin: What an underhanded thing to do! This is a wrestling match, not a bar fight.

JBL: Oh get over yourself! It’s a goddamn fight, so let the two fight.

Hazor quickly pulls Strong and puts him up against the turnbuckle. He then delivers a stiff chop right to Strong’s chest. He bent over in pain, but Hazor sets him back upright. He then delivers another, even harder chop in the same spot. A third time, Matt sets Daniel up in the corner and winds back his arm. He comes back with an attempted slap to his opponent’s face, but this time, Strong catches his arm in midair. He uses his momentum to take Hazor down and lock in the Strong Survive out of nowhere!

JBL: The Anaconda Vice is locked in!

Edwin: It’s called the Strong Survive. It’s a play on the English language.

JBL: You shouldn’t be the one giving me English lessons, ya little Mexican!

Just as quickly, Hazor reaches for the ropes that are luckily right to his side. The ref forces a break, and Strong gets off of his opponent. Matt Hazor gets to his feet and held his arm in pain. He shakes his arm to ease the pain, and focuses his attention back on Strong. Again, they lock up in the middle of the ring, and get in a position where their neck is on their opponent’s shoulder. They both use as much power as they can, but they seem to literally be at a dead heat. In a quick fashion, Matt Hazor takes a step back, and then delivers a stiff kick right to Daniel’s knees. The Scion falls to his knees and holds the one that Hazor kicked, the left one, in pain. Matt follows up by taking the same leg and crushing his elbow into it. He then places his leg on the back of Strong’s knee and begins prying it in an abnormal position. Daniel cries out in pain as he tries to get out of the hold. He grabs onto Matt’s hair, but the ref forces him to let go. Strong lays flat on the mat to relieve some of the pain, thus causing both of his shoulders to go down. The ref starts his count. 1…2..Strong realizes what is going on and shoots his upper body up.

JBL: Daniel Strong almost lost the match before he knew what was goin’ on!

Edwin: Any type of pain can and will affect your ring presence. Strong has to get out of this situation if he’s going to win the match.

He grabs onto Matt’s head, but he keeps on prying Strong’s leg. In an act of desperation Daniel Strong sinks his front teeth into Matt Hazor’s skull. MH yells out in pain, and with instinct, he lets go of the hold.

JBL: What a sick freak! That’s repulsive! It’s these kind of druggies that are ruining America!

Edwin: What does biting have to do with drugs?

JBL: I don’t know! But that’s not the point!

The ref runs over to check on Hazor and then begins scolding Strong. Daniel Strong ignores the rant and tries to make it to his feet. At the same time, Matt Hazor holds his forehead where Strong had bitten. They both slowly get to their feet using the ropes for leverage. Strong holds his left kneecap in pain as Hazor pulls his hand away from his head, revealing a minor cut with a bit of blood leaking out. The two wrestlers approach each other cautiously and try to measure the other out. Strong fakes to go with a punch, and instead thrusts his right boot into Hazor’s abdomen. MH holds his gut while DS reaches to comfort his left knee again. Quickly, Daniel looks back up, and then jabs Hazor right where his forehead had cut open. With a burst of strength, Strong takes hold of Hazor’s body and then throws him backward with a beautiful belly to belly.

JBL: Hazor hits the mat HARD after a great move from Strong.

Edwin: And that’s going to give Daniel Strong time for a much needed rest.

Hazor holds his back while he lays on the ground. Daniel Strong watches him the whole time, but doesn’t attempt to get to his feet yet. He holds his left knee, which seems to be doing a lot better now. Matt Hazor uses the turnbuckle to help himself get to a vertical position, but before he could react, Daniel Strong was right on him again. Strong delivered another stiff punch to Hazor’s forehead, which had been cut up enough for some of the blood to begin trickling down Matt’s face. Then, Strong Irish whips Hazor to the opposite turnbuckle, and follows up with a running shoulder right to Hazor’s gut. Now Hazor has no choice but to face Strong, as his delivers punch after punch that keep penetrating MH’s forehead. Strong then mounts Matt Hazor and uses the downward force to drive his knuckle into Strong’s skull, widening the cut where the blood leaked out. The crowd begins to count along with his punches. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...Daniel Strong begins to lose his balance as Hazor begins to push him away. In an effort of sheer strength, Matt lifts Strong up, and throws him backwards over the turnbuckle and onto the mat outside the ring!

JBL: Good God that had to hurt!

Edwin: I could hear that all the way over here.

The Nectar of Nicotine's body thumps onto the hard ground as Hazor takes a moment to rest. He looks outside the ring and sees Daniel Strong holding his back in pain while yelling in agony. Matt Hazor gets an evil smile on his face and then rolls out of the ring. He forces Daniel Strong to his feet and holds his face. Hazor talks a little smack and the slaps Strong square across the mouth. Then, he jumps up into the air and connects with a dropkick, sending Strong right into the barricade behind him. Strong’s back folds across the obstacle, and he shouts in pain. Matt Hazor rolls back into the ring and demands that the ref start his 10 count with Strong on the outside. 1...2...3...

Edwin: Matt Hazor can still go onto the following round of the tournament even if he wins by count out.

Daniel is still motionless…4…5...Strong rolls over onto his stomach...6...

JBL: I think that’s exactly what’s going to happen!

He begins to push himself up as Hazor tells the ref to count faster...7...Strong is on his knees. ...8...He gets his arms onto the apron...9...He’s laying down on the apron so the ref stops his count. Matt Hazor gets an angry look on his face as the victory just slipped out of his hands. Taking advantage of Strong’s position, Hazor runs against the opposite ropes, and when he comes back, he hits Daniel with a devastating baseball slide. Strong’s body flies off the apron and collides with the barricade outside. Daniel Strong holds his spine in pain from the force that the barricade exerted.

Edwin: I’d like to point something out to those listening and watching this awesome match. If you notice, Matt Hazor seems to be working down the back of Daniel Strong.

JBL: Get to the point, ya dirty immigrant.

Edwin: Well, both of Hazor’s submission finishing moves involve pain to the back. It’s not a bad strategy by this young wrestler.

Instead of waiting inside the ring, this time Hazor goes out of the ring to continue his offense on Strong. He lifts Daniel Strong into position for a body slam, and then throws him down, spine first, onto the barricade. The wall sticks right into Strong’s back as he yells out in pain again. A bloody Hazor takes Strong off of the barricade and rolls him in the ring. Matt Hazor follows him in, and kicks Strong’s ribs for good measure. He then lifts Daniel to a vertical position and locks in an abdominal stretch. Hazor pulls Strong’s arm back, making his back twist in an abnormal position. The ref asks Daniel if he wants to submit, but The Scion refuses. Matt Hazor uses his free hand to bang on the stretched out ribcage that is exposed. Daniel feels the pain rushing up and down his spine and through every one of his ribs. Hazor begins shouting for Strong to tap, but he refused. In an act of desperation, Strong drops to the ground, taking Hazor down with him. Matt Hazor still has the abdominal stretch locked in, but he is on the mat underneath Strong. Daniel Strong moves his body a bit and forces Hazor’s shoulders down...1...2…MH realizes what is going on and throws up his shoulder.

Edwin: Another close victory after a loss of ring presence. Matt Hazor can’t let his ego get in the way of his wrestling.

Again, Strong moves around and forces Hazor’s shoulders down…1…2…Matt lifts back up. With all of his strength, Strong forces himself and Hazor to roll over so that now Matt is on top and Strong is facedown on the mat.

Edwin: I’m not quite sure what Daniel Strong has in mind. He seems to have put himself in an even worse position than before.

JBL: It seems that he wants more than a wrestling match!

Again, Strong makes them both roll over so that he’s closer to the ropes. Strong stretches out his right leg and tries to grab the rope with it. He reaches and reaches but MH pulls him away. Strong just needs a few more inches to stop the pain in his back. He stretches out his leg as far as he can, and...HE GOT IT ON THE BOTTOM ROPE!!

Edwin: That was brilliant! I never would have thought to do that.

JBL: I’ve gotta hand it to him. That was a VERY unique way of getting out of an abdominal stretch.

Strong rests his right foot on the rope, and when the ref sees it, he forces Hazor to release the hold. MH reluctantly lets go of Daniel Strong and steps away. Strong holds his ribs and spine in pain from the barricade and the abdominal stretch. Hazor looks around the ring trying to figure out what to do next. He slowly walks toward the turnbuckle that Strong was facing away from. He gets onto the ring apron, and begins to climb up the turnbuckle. Hazor points down at Daniel Strong and twists his arms in the air, revealing that some aerial move is to follow. Hazor jumped up in the air and twisted around 450 degrees. Right before he connects, Strong rolls out of the way and Hazor goes crashing into the mat below.

JBL: Crash and burn!

Edwin: That had to hurt.

JBL: Why thank you, El Sherlock!

Daniel Strong uses this to catch his breath. He hangs onto the ropes and watches as Hazor slowly makes his way back to his feet. When MH gets up, he approaches Strong and throws his right fist at him. Strong ducks and gets behind Hazor, the grasps onto him from the rear. In one motion, Daniel throws Hazor back for a German Suplex and hooked the bridge for a pin…1…2..KICKOUT!

Edwin: Beautiful move.

JBL: And an impressive kickout.


Not wasting anytime, Strong goes up to Hazor and grabs him from behind again. This time, he connects with a dragon suplex and again keeps the bridge for a pin.1...2..KICKOUT!!!

JBL: It’s not often you see that move here in the States!

Edwin: Yeah, it’s more common in Lucha Libre-

JBL: GET YOUR MEXICAN WRESTLING THE HELL OUTTA MY ANNOUNCE BOOTH!

Hazor just won’t stay down. MH is slowly getting to his feet when Strong takes him from behind for a third time. This time, Daniel Strong connects with a devastating tiger suplex. He doesn’t keep the bridge for the pin, but instead hops right back up to his feet. Daniel Strong crouches down in position for another move. Matt Hazor is woozy, but does all he can to get back to his feet. When he finally does, Daniel Strong takes him from behind again. He puts his left arm in position for a tiger suplex and the right arm in position for a dragon suplex. Strong takes him backwards and connects with the Mist Crash.

Edwin: Now THAT’S a move!

JBL: They’re all moves, dumbass.

Quickly, Daniel Strong goes for the cover after his signature maneuver. The pin!!!1...2...KICKOUT!!! Matt Hazor just kicked out of Strong’s Mist Crash!

JBL: I honestly don’t believe it! Now this is what wrestling is all about! These two are giving it their all just so that they can have a shot at the Fusion Championship!

Daniel Strong looks up at the ref in shock. The officiator tells him that it was only a two count, but Strong is seemingly extremely unhappy about this. Daniel pushes the ref lightly, and the ref gets back into Strong’s face and points at his referee badge. Strong stares at him a bit, but the ref just holds two fingers in his face. Though unhappy with the ref’s call, Strong turns back to Hazor. He leans down to pick him up, but Matt pulls him down with a small package. 1...2..Strong turns the small package over and gets Hazor’s shoulders down. 1...2..Hazor reverses the small package..1...2..Strong reverses it again..1...2..Hazor reverses it..1...Matt grabs the ropes next to him without the ref seeing…2..Strong kicks out!!!! Both men jump to their feet and run against opposite ropes. As they come flying back, the both hit the other with a hooking clothesline.

Edwin: I thought Strong had it there!

JBL: Strong? Hazor had Strong down most of the time!

Both men hit the mat at the same time. The ref starts his ten count with both men on the ground...1...2…Strong starts to budge…4…Hazor starts to move around 4....Daniel uses his arms to push himself up...5...Matt uses the ropes to give him some support...6…Strong and Hazor both get to their feet and the ref stops his count. Daniel Strong winds back his arm and comes back with a punch but Hazor blocks it. MH comes back with a jab of his own, but Strong blocks that. Daniel Strong tries to hit Hazor with a chop, but MH ducks under it. Hazor then lifts his boot towards Daniel’s midsection, but it is caught. Hazor tries to balance on one foot while Strong holds onto his other one. In a quick motion, Hazor jumps into the air and used his free leg to strike Strong right in the temple with an incredible Enziguri.

Edwin: Matt Hazor has definitely shown that he can take to the air if he needs to. It’s important to be able to change your style based on what situation you’re in.

Hazor hooks Strong’s leg and the ref starts the count. 1…2..KICKOUT!!! Hazor could taste the victory! It is apparent that Hazor’s blood is beginning to boil. He looks down at Strong and then climbs up the turnbuckle closest to him. As Strong is getting to his feet, Hazor jumps off the turnbuckle for a double axe strike. Just as MH is coming down, Strong grabs one of his hands from midair and used it to throw Hazor into reverse. Strong then puts the hand up and over Matt’s head! The Strong Survive is locked in!

Edwin: We saw this move earlier in the match, but this time Matt Hazor isn’t nearly as close to the ropes.

Daniel Strong pulls on Hazor’s arm with all of his might while the blood drips down Matt’s face. It’s apparent that Matt Hazor is losing energy quickly. His blood is pouring down his face, and Strong is just cranking back his neck and arm. Hazor lifts his hand into the air. Instead of tapping, he uses his arm for force in order to roll over onto Strong. Daniel Strong still has the Strong Survive locked in, but his shoulders are down! Hazor grabs onto the ropes while the ref is on the mat starting to make his count...1...Hazor is going to steal this…2..The ref doesn’t see MH cheating…..THRE- NO!!! The ref looks up and sees Hazor’s hand on the ropes and stops his count.

JBL: He did it! Matt Hazor won!

Edwin: Uhh, no he didn’t.


Matt Hazor lets go and starts parading around the ring. He thinks he’s won it! He poses for the crowd, but the ref is trying to explain to him that match is still going on. Matt turns around to look at the ref, when Strong mows him over with Faygo Spit!

JBL: Holy shit! Pardon my language but that was a devastating kick!

What looks to be a few of Hazor’s teeth flew from his mouth as he hits the mat hard. Daniel leans down next to Hazor and begins mouthing off to him. He then uses his nail on his index finger and literally peels the skin off of Hazor’s cut. Blood now is covering MH’s face and is going down onto his chest. The referee pulls Daniel Strong off of Matt and checks on him. Strong runs back to Hazor and hooks his leg. The ref has no choice but to count.1...2…..KICKOUT!!!!!

Edwin: I’m not sure what’s going to keep either of these men down at this point.

Matt Hazor barely gets his shoulder up before the ref brought his hand down! Daniel Strong can’t believe it! Taking a page out of Chris Benoit’s book, Daniel Strong covers one of his nostrils and then blows his nose, sending snot out at Matt Hazor.

Edwin: Both of these men are getting downright callous in this match.

JBL: That was just disrespectful!

Edwin: Oh yeah, because Matt Hazor hasn’t done anything disrespectful this whole match.

JBL: I know!

Edwin: It was sarcasm.

Strong then lifts Hazor to his feet and sets him up for a powerbomb.

Edwin: Daniel Strong could be looking to use his Brute Strength Bomb to finish it off.

JBL: What’s that?

Edwin: Do you study the wrestlers at all before their matches?

JBL: … (IMG:style_emoticons/smilies/ninja.gif)

Edwin: It’s a cross-arm sitout powerbomb.

JBL: …oh

Strong lifts Hazor into the air. Before he has a chance to take him back down, Matt Hazor rolls behind Daniel Strong and catches him with a victory roll!!! The ref gets down and starts his count…..1……Daniel is shaking trying to get out……..2……….KICKOUT!!

Edwin: Ah mi Dios! Cómo el infierno echó él?!

JBL: What the hell did you just say?

Edwin: How did he kick out?!

With blood pouring down Hazor’s face, he gets right up to the referee. Matt's face was now even redder with anger than with blood as he demanded that the ref give him the win. Hazor was convinced that he got a three-count, which wasn't really a far off claim. The count was close but, the ref doesn’t budge in his decision. It was a two-count. Hazor can’t believe it- ROLLUP FROM STRONG. The ref gets down onto the mat and starts his count. 1...2...3!! Daniel Strong gets the pin!

JBL: He stole it! That wasn’'t even a three-count.

Edwin: What are you talking about? The ref's hand hit the mat three times, so it was a three count.

JBL: Shutup! We all know you little Mexicans talk faster than us. That doesn't mean you should count faster than us! This is ridiculous.

The referee calls for the bell to give Daniel Strong the official victory. "This is the New Shit" by Marilyn Manson hits the PA System again as the ref holds up Strong's arm. As Strong exits the ring, Matt Hazor gets in the ref's face again and insists that it was only a two-count. It doesn't matter what Hazor says, the match is over. Blood pours over Matt's eyes as he angrily watches Strong walk up the entrance ramp with his arm in the air.
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On TBS. Very Funny.

Edwin: I don't think it matters who won, that was a show of great wrestling ability. That, mi amigo, was a fantastic match.

JBL: Shut it.

Edwin: All I'm saying is that-

JBL: I don't care what you're sayin'! That right there was a cheap victory by some heroine addict, and nothing more. I tell you, it’s an absolu- What the hell?

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Seeing Double at the Triple Rock by NOFX hits the speakers and a blue smoke fills the entrance way. Whacko runs out from the smoke and points to the entrance ramp as blue pyro shoots off wildly. Andy Chills makes his way out from behind the smoke wearing his Ice King boxing robe. Andy walks down to the ring as he gets a mixed reaction from the quite confused Fusion crowd.. Once he gets in the ring, he takes off his robe and poses for the crowd.

Pauley Walnuts: Making his way down to the ring, Andy Chills!!!!

Andy shakes Pauley’s hand and then takes the microphone from him.

Andy Chills: Well, don’t you all seem confused? You must all be asking yourselves why the hell did Andy Chills just walk out here? We’re here at the BQWA Fusion Arena! We don’t need this Meltdown trash! He’s desecrating our show! Oh my God the Apocalypse is coming!

Andy pauses.

Andy Chills: But before this crowd jumps to any conclusions, think about the current situation. Andy Chills, mask and all, is standing in a Fusion ring, when he is obviously employed by those “heathens” over on Meltdown. We can now come to two logical conclusions. I’m either here to layeth the smacketh down on the Fusion roster . . . or I’m joining the show.

The crowd begins to chant “Option 2”.

Andy Chills: Well we know what you want. You want me, a good friend of the creative here at Fusion, to join the damn show. Well . . . your wish is my command!

The crowd goes wild after hearing Andy’s statement.

Andy Chills: That’s right! Andy Chills, the fucking Ice King of BQWA, has joined Fusion. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. I’ve grown tired of Meltdown, being stuck with nothing to do. I had a great program with Everton but then boom, back into seclusion. I was losing my drive. Losing my will to wrestle. I didn’t want to do anything. And part of that, was this.

Andy points to the mask that he is wearing. The crowd boos, seeing as how they realize how ridiculous the mask actually is.

Andy Chills: So now, here I am in Fusion. A new page in the Book of Chills and a new page in my Career. It’s a new chance for me. Well . . .

Andy lifts up his shirt and inserted in his pants is a clipboard. He pulls the clipboard out to reveal an official Fusion contract. The crowd goes crazy as Andy takes a pen from the top of the clipboard and quickly scribbles his name on the dotted line.

Andy Chills: And there’s one more piece of business to attend to.

Andy reaches up and unlaces his mask. He takes it and throws it into the crowd as they go crazy.

Andy Chills: Hit my damn music.

Seeing Double at the Triple Rock by NOFX hits the speakers as this TRON comes on screen.

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Avalos: Holy hell! Andy Chills is officially on Fusion!

Buckshaw: Fan-fucking-tastic, now get that psychotic prick out of our ring!

Avalos: Ladies and Gentlemen, its now time for us to take another commercial break! We’ll be right back!

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How Does Hardcore Robert Eat A Reese's?

Hardcore Robert: AHHHHHHHGHAHAGHGHHHHHHHEHRHRA!

Hardcore Robert throws a tantrum then swallows the entire packet, wrappers and all, whole.

Voice Over: No matter which way you try, there's no wrong way to Eat A Reese's!

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The End of Heartache by Killswitch Engage hits the speakers and Vinnie Lazarro makes his way out from behind the black drawback curtain. He walks down the ramp receiving massive crowd heat.

Pauley Walnuts: Comin’ to the ring, weighin’ in at uh, 247 . . . the guy’s name is Vinnie Lazarro!

Eventually he makes his way down to the ring and begins to warm up for his match versus Koji Ki. He looks towards the top of the ram to wait for his opponent.

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The lights in the arena go out, leaving everything in complete darkness. A dramatic chord blasts the P.A. as the stage arena seemingly erupt with light.

You’re gonna loooove meeeee

The song is in full tilt now, the bright, white light is replaced with ambient yellows, purples, and oranges swirling everywhere.

THE WAY I MANUEVER THROUGH THIS BEAT LIKE

Smoke shoots out directly infront of the entrance way, completely drowning out the passage. The swirling colors shine through the smoke, giving it an almost heavenly look.

YOU FUCKERS PLAYING WITH HEAT LIKE
YOU’RE gonna looove meee

Koji Ki walks through the smoke, looking a mix of focus and nonchalant. The song continues its melodramatic rap-opera as Koji enters the ring..

Pauley Walnuts: Comin’ to the ring now, weighin’ in at 185, I guess he’s from like . . Japan or something, his name is Koji Ki!

The ref confirms that both men are ready to begin and calls for the bell.

DING! DING! DING!

The match starts off as Koji extends his hand for a handshake. Vinnie slaps his arm out of the way and both men back off to their neutral corners. They then run to the middle of the ring and lock up with a collar and elbow tie up. Koji does a quick arm wringer to hammer lock to drop toe hold maneuver getting Vinnie to the ground. Koji takes his time and once Vinnie starts to get up Koji hits him with a CNA kick to the head. Koji lifts Vinnie up and then hits him with a crisp snap suplex. Koji stands up and then double stomps the crap out of Vinnie’s midsection. Koji then drags Vinnie towards the corner. He climbs up to the top rope and hits another double stomp, this time more towards the groin. Koji then rolls Vinnie over and double stomps his back. Then he double stomps his head. Finally Koji takes a break, and poses a bit for the crowd, waiting for Vinnie to actually get up.

JBL: Why are the Asians so damn ruthless? Do they think that just because the generate some sort of technology revenue that their better than us? It’s bullcrap!

Edwin: I’m sorry, I wasn’t paying attention. Vinnie has some sort of stain on his tights and it’s really messing with my focus.

Vinnie stands up and Koji goes for a KiTornado but Vinnie reverses it and Irish whips Koji into the corner. Vinnie goes right up behind him and hits him with a release German suplex. Koji crashes onto his neck and Vinnie runs up to him and locks on a single leg crab. Koji quickly grabs the ropes but Vinnie holds onto the hold for a 4 count. Vinnie lets go and lifts up Koji. Koji is stunned so Vinnie grabs him around the waist and hits him with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Koji lands hard on his back. Vinnie then lifts Koji up, placing him on his shoulders. He hits him with a fireman’s carry slam. Koji arches his back in pain and quickly rolls out of the ring to regain his composure. Koji rests as the ref starts the 10 count.

Edwin: Oh . . .oh God . . . the stain is really getting at me.

JBL: Forget the stain! Koji just pulled a ballsy move, and Vinnie needs to take advantage of it.

Koji slides back into the ring but Vinnie begins to stomp the crap out of him. Vinnie then picks him up, whips him to the ropes, and spinebusters him when he runs back. Vinnie goes for a pin.
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Kickout!
Vinnie lifts up Koji and tries to set up for a German suplex but Koji elbows him in the head. Koji then turns around and chops Vinnie hard. Then he tries to CNA kick Vinnie right in the head but Vinnie ducks out and Koji ends up kicking the ref.

JBL: What has that damned Koji Ki done???

Edwin: Now’s my time!

Edwin gets up from the announce table and slides into the ring. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a container of handi wipes. He rips one out of the case and wipes the stain off of Vinnie. He then runs back to his seat leaving Vinnie confused.

Edwin: Finally!

JBL: You are one weird son of a gun.

As Koji goes to check on the referee, a confused Vinnie reaches into his tights and pulls out some brass knuckles. He slides them onto his fingers and waits for Koji to turn around. As soon as Koji does, Vinnie blasts Koji in the face and puts the knuckles back into his tights. He tris to get the ref to come back to his sense, but its not going fast enough. The ref starts to move around, but Vinnie knows he won’t be quick enough to give a 3-count.

JBL: Make the pin, you stupid ref!

Edwin: But he cheated!

Lazarro picks up Koji Ki and drives his head into the mat with his pateneted Fuhgetaboutit.

Edwin: It’s the Forget About It!

JBL: No no, it’s one word. Fuhget

Edwin: Fur get?

JBL: No, you have to do it in one breath-

Edwin: Here’s the cover!

Vinnie Lazarro hooks Ki’s leg as the ref starts to make his count...1…2…3!!!

JBL: It’s over!

Edwin: This shouldn’t stand. This tournament is for the Fusion Championship! You should have to earn your way cleanly to the belt!

JBL: It was clean!

Edwin: He used brass knuckles!

The ref, still drowsy from Ki’s brutal kick, gets to his feet and holds Lazarro’s arm in the air. The End of Heartache starts up again as Lazarro heads back up the entrance ramp to a chorus of boos.

Edwin: I still don’t think that’s right.

JBL: Well, you can think about it all you want, but it’s not going to change.

Edwin: There’s still more opportunites for somebody to rightfully earn their spot in the championship match. Coming up next we’ve got two more newcomers to BQWA going at it one on one in this tournament.

JBL: It’s going to be Matt Hazor and Daniel Strong!

Edwin: Don’t go away! We’ll be right back!'

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A scene opens up to a bunch of fat, lazy, ugly, no-good, greasy, pimply, niggardly asian children watching TV and playing on their laptops. They're transfixed on BQWA: Meltdown and they are typing, word-for-word, what they see, to use it in their e-fed.

Voice Over: Go ahead. Just tell your friends you suck at e-fedding...They'll understand.
F.U.S.I.O.N.: My Anti-Meltdown.


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Things are going normal during Fusion when suddenly...

JBL- What the??

EA- Don’t touch me!!!!

The Fusion-Tron flickers and soon we see an empty warehouse with a ring set-up in the center. The camera pans the room and closes in on the ring. We see trash float across the floor in the breeze. The camera pans up and soon, we see a figure in a hooded shirt in the center of the ring with his back to the camera.

????- Do you know who I am??? (whispers) Know who I am??

The camera pans around and we see everything but the mans face inside the ring.

????- Don't you remember me?? (whispers) I'm back!!

We see the mans feet hop around the ring as he does warm-ups.

????- It's me........your former Champ!! (whispers-) Don't you remember?

We see an image of the WZWF TV Belt float across the TV.

????- It's been a long time.......but you know something......things haven't changed! (whispers) Don't you remember??

We see the man standing in a spotlight with his arms raised. We can only see a shilouette.

????- The faces change!! But the routines stay the same!!(whispers) Remember me??

We see an image of Dolly morph into Atkie.

????- You thought I was gone for good! (whispers) Guess who's back?? (laughs)

We see the man sitting in the corner. A flash pyro explodes in the backround.

????- And this time! There will be no stopping me!!

We see the man in a sparring session, take his opponent down.

????- BQWA Fusion! Put yourself on notice! (whispers) Watch me now!

We see pics of Mecha, Vinnie Lazarro, Nature and Hardcore Robert!

????- Because like it or not! (whispers) I won't be beat!

We see images of Shocka, Mavrick, Jake Steel, Santeria and Atkie.

????- I'm back! (whispers) And you can't stop me!

We see the man bouncing off the ropes and hitting his sparring partner with a Clothesline From Hell!

????- And I'm here to reclaim my spot at the top!! (whispers) My rightful spot!

We see an empty arena and the stage erupts in pyros with the person standing in the center of the fireworks.

????- Who am I?? (laughs) (whispers) Don't you know me?? Don't you know who I am??

The camera pans back and we see a half-smile emerge from behind the hood. The person then shatters and pieces of glass fall inside the ring. The camera pans down to the bottom of the ring and zooms in on the glass. We see another image of the WZWF TV Title before the image disappears.

????- (whispers) Open your eyes, BQWA!!! I'm back!!

The image goes completely black and soon the words come up in white lettering. "You've Been Warned!" It explodes and burning through the black are the letters “p” and a capital "T" on the screen. The image disappears and the lights come back up.

JBL- What the hell was that???

EA- Watch it! You’re spitting!!

Avalos: Well after seeing that, I guess we can move on. Its time for our Fusion main event!

Buckshaw: I have no clue what the hell you just said, but people its time for the Fusion main event!

Avalos: I just said that…

Buckshaw: Hey Walnut, get with the announcing!

Walnut: Ladies and Gents, the following contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Fusion main event of the evening!

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Walnut: Introducing first, from London, England, weighing in at 214 lbs. He is accompanied to the ring by Den Santos, this is Nature!

Buckshaw: Wait! Our first show is being main evented by a ni-

Avalos: -ICE guy and BQWA vet, known through out the world as possibly the greatest to never have won the world title!

Nature and Santos make their way to the ring. Nature slides under the bottom rope as Santos steps to the side of the ring. Nature steps onto the middle rope and raises his fists into the air receiving a mass amount of praise from the Fusion fans!

Nature steps down from the ropes. He forces the cheers and applause out from his mind and focuses in on the entrance way.

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Walnut: And his opponent! Coming all the way from Houston, Texas! He weighs in tonight at 285 lbs! MECHA!

Smoke starts to pour out of the entrance way as Hellraiser bursts through the air. Mecha emerges through the smoke, his face tell that he’s ready for business. He makes his way down the aisle to the ring, before stepping up onto the ring apron. Mecha steps mid ring and raises his fists into the air. As soon as the fists rise a set of pyros on each ring post explodes!

Buckshaw: HOLY HELL!

Avalos: Intense entrance, but now its time to see what we’re really dealing with!

DING! DING! DING!

Nature is quick on the draw, jumping upon the huge Mecha before he is prepared. Nature uses his boxing knowledge to sneak in punch after punch to Mecha, causing him to take the defensive position in the ring corner. Mecha tries to block each punch and finally lunges forward and tosses nature into the corner. Mecha starts to throw hard back elbows which rock the skull of Nature. Nature hits a knee, holding him self up with the ropes but Mecha places his foot on the temple of Nature and starts to push his head down to the mat. Mecha pulls down onto the ropes for added pressure, trying to crush Nature’s skull under his weight![/b]

The ref forces Mecha to get off of Nature and go into the far corner. Nature gets to his feet in the corner, but receives a running clothesline from Mecha the second he gets up fully. Nature stumbles out into a sidewalk slam! Cover by Mecha:

1…..2..Kick out!

Mecha runs his hand through his hair. He gets back to his feet and drops an elbow on the heart of Nature. Nature kicks his feet in pain and rolls around holding his chest. Mecha lifts Nature to his feet and sends Nature into the ring ropes. Nature rebounds as Mecha opens up his arms and tosses Nature up into a bear hug! Nature quickly starts delivering punches in an attempt to force Mecha to releases his grip but Mecha hold on despite it!

Nature slowly starts to drain and his arms go limp. The ref goes to check his arms. The ref lifts the arm up and it drops lifelessly:

1!

The ref goes to check again. He raises the arm up again but this time Nature catches it and delivers several elbows to the temple of Mecha. Mecha releases the hold allowing Nature to land on his feet. Nature starts to deliver kicks to the leg of Mecha, causing him to take a knee.

Nature delivers a right to the face of Mecha sending him down the the mat. Nature grabs a hold of Mecha’s leg and locks him into a single leg boston crab! Mecha reaches for the ropes but can’t quite reach! Mecha places his hands against the mat and pushes up with all his might forcing Nature off of him. Nature stumbles forward, but stops himself before running head first into the turn buckle.

Nature quickly goes back to stomping the leg/knee of Mecha before dragging Mecha leg first over to the ropes. Mecha tries to fight back but Nature places a bott to his face stopping him. Nature props Mecha’s foot onto the bottom rope and tells Santos to hold it there. Nature jumps onto the middle rope and comes crashing crashing down on mecha’s knee!

Nature grabs the leg and goes to jump on it again, but this time Mecha gets his other foot under Nature and pushes him over the top rope!

Nature manages to catch himself but Mecha is already getting to his feet. Mecha turns just as Nature springboards off the top rope, and manages to get his good leg up for a mid air big boot! Nature takes the full impact, but Mecha’s knee buckles from under him.

Nature lays motionless as Mecha holds his knee in pain. Finally Mecha manages to pull his way over to nature and covers:

1…..2…Kick out!

Nature uses all his body weight to force himself off the mat. Mecha manages to get up onto his feet. He lifts up Nature and places his head between his legs and signals for the Jackknife Powerbomb! Mecha goes to lift up Nature but again his knees buckle under him! Nature lands on his feet and rolls Mecha into a small package!

1…..2…Mecha rolls into his own small package!

1…..2…Santos reaches in and yanks Mecha back, allowing Nature to be back on top!

1…..2…..3!!

Buckshaw: The darkies stole it! Typical!

Avalos: Ladies and Gentlemen, nature has done it! He has advanced himself onto the semi finals of the tournament!

Buckshaw: By screwing over the white man! Its bullshit!

Avalos: Would you shut the hell up! I can’t wait to get the hell out of this booth!

Buckshaw: holy shit…you speak English?!

Avalos: :acro: From all of us here at Fusion, good night!

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On TBS. Very Funny.

Originally posted by Karisma:
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Credits:

Karisma/Evil: Show Editing
karisma: Nature vs. Mecha, Steel vs. Robert
Evil: Atkie Seg/Opening credits, Mystery Seg
Expo: Strong vs. Hazor, grahics
Strong/Chills: Lazzaro vs. Ki
Chills: Chills promo

THANK FUCKING GOD! Me and Big E had to repost this thing like 17 times before it came out right. Thanks for the patients guys and sorry for the delay. :( My bad.

Anyways, enjoy and hopefully this has been a learning experience for all of us. New card will be up in a few days. until then, thanks for working your asses off and keep it up.
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