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| TURNCOAT | Feb 23 2008, 04:19 PM Post #1 |
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Guys I'm shaking
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You don’t know how good a thing is till it’s gone. That’s what they say. I say that’s bullshit. I’ve known for MONTHS that joining the EWA was the best move I’d made of my career, possibly even my life. Since the day Big Evil took me aside and talked me into it, there’s been no looking back. We dominated A+. We took his title. Hell, we took his woman. We had the BQWA on its knees, begging for mercy. We could have finished it off once and for all. But did we? No. We choked at the last moment, fell at the last hurdle, gave up and snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, what ever clichés you want to throw out there. The bottom line is we weren’t good enough on the night. All five of us were pinned or gave up. All five of us lost. All five of us were vanquished. But how many are going to take it as hard as me? Halo? His mind obviously wasn’t in it. He was quitting no matter what, it turns out. That goddamn bastard. We’d have been better with Andy Chills in, I guarantee you that. Andy wouldn’t have gone down with the whimper that Halo did. Everton? He’s done, this was a one off for him. He’ll go back and count his millions, come back when the furore has died down and be a BQWA hero again. This loss, in the long run, means absolutely nothing for that Sassenach bastard. Kid Disturbed? I’m not sure about him. I never was. You can’t tell what he’s thinking. He might take this hard, but then again he might go crawling back to the wigger for forgiveness. You just don’t know anymore. And then we come to Big Evil. No, he’s not taking it as hard as me. He’s taking it worse. He poured his life, his heart, his entire soul into making something out of the EWA, and for the second time in his life the damn thing has been kicked out from under him. He’s the BQWA World Champion, for sure, but he doesn’t have his empire. He doesn’t have his own company. He’s broken, and I’ll be damned if he’ll ever be the same again. And then we come to me. Gogz. The Hot Scot. Fastest rising rookie in the BQWA that isn’t “Whiter than white, I’m so pure I make the Virgin Mary look like a whore” Colossus. Let’s face it, with NeXus leaving, Halo quitting, the EWA disintegrating, I’ll be overlooked. Never mind the fact that me and Big were the last two. Never mind the fact I took out Karisma and that gutterslut Shannon. No, I’m going to be lost in the shuffle. What about my hopes? My dreams? Fuck your company, Evil, what about my carer? Gone, gone, all gone. And what’s left for me? Ah. Yes. The only place I’ve ever really felt at home… Gogz: Beer me. Noo. Surprised? Thought not. A bar, presumably not far from the arena were Revenge played out the final minutes of the Evil Wrestling Alliance. Gogz has taken up a stool next to the bar, and sits head bowed as the barman passes him a drink silently. In the corner of the bar, a widescreen TV plays…BQWA TV. Not surprising, given the event only minutes from the place, but nonetheless, BQWA programming is running. In apparently some sort of BQWA night, a pre-prepared video package is running, highlighting old shows, classic matches and superstars of the past. The current attraction? Well… Mitchell Cole (onscreen): And that was A+, winning his first world title at Immortals VI against Johnny Karisma in an near hour long match, and what a match that was folks! But stick around, because right now we’re going to relive the career of one of the greatest superstars of all time, Mr Adam Edge! For those who don’t know him, wake up! He’s a former BQWA custom champion, international champion and of course, world champion! And now, to celebrate his gloried career, we have a countdown of the greatest five moments of his career! [size=7]NUMBER FIVE[/size] Cole: That’s right, Adam Edge makes his triumphant return on Gogz’s Pit at Immortals VI, taking out Jason Webb, Glacier and Team Kold! On screen, a fast clip show of Adam spearing all of those BQWA legends plays. On-screen, Gogz squares up to Adam and glares at him, whilst the real Gogz sitting in the bar merely glares at the TV. Gogz: TURN THAT SHITE AFF! Barman: Dude, that’s your pit! That was your seg! I’ve watched BQWA since before I could drink legally, and man, that was some Immortals! The way Adam Edge just came back and speared everyone! And then he was going to spear the fuck out of you, that…would…uh The barman stops in tracks, as Gogz glares at him. Before we can relive Adam Edge’s fourth greatest moment, the Barman lunges for the remote and changes the channel. He slinks back over, hoping to make some sort of peace with the Scot. Barman: So why so serious? I mean, hell, I thought you’d want to at least relieve the glory days in the BQWA… Gogz: Glory days? Glory days? Let me tell ye somethin’, ah may no’ he a job after the night, ah may have tae go beggin’ tae QoH tae get mahsel’ aff the unemployment line, but let me make one thing abundantly clear: ADAM EDGE IS A FRAUD! Ye ken, that silicone-infested bitch Dolly Madison had tae basically twist mah arm and force me tae let that over-blown, washed-up has-been Adam on tae mah pit! Ye ken wha ah wanted? Ah wanted eXponent, just eXponent, and fuck Adam Edge. See, whit ah ken, an’ whit everyone else just cannae seem tae grasp, is that he has these come backs time and time again, and where does it get him? Barman…uh… The Sctosman drains his beer bottle, and signals for another. The Barman, almost mesmerised by Gogz in full drunken Scot mode, ranting and even harder to understand than when he is sober, passes him another bottle. Gogz: Ah’ll tell ye where, released a month later because he couldnae cut it! An’ it’ll happen time an’ time again, he’ll keep comin’ back and comin’ back, cause he disnae ken when tae quit! He disnae ken when tae say “ah’m done, ah’m through, gie mah spot tae someone who can still go!”! Let me tell ye somethin’, Adam Edge is afraid o’ me. Barman: Uh, he is? Gogz: Oh aye. Notice wha’ got speared oot o’ there boots an’ wha’ didnae? He had his chance, mah young friend, he couldae tried his luck wi’ the Hot Scot, and guess whit? He didnae. He chickened oot. An’ that,t mah friend, is why ah cannae stand the cunt that is Adam Edge. Noo, if ye dinnae mind, ah’ve just had a grevious loss, and ah’d like tae drink mahsel’ intae a coma. Ye wi’ me? Aye? Guid, beer me again… And fade to what was no doubt a night of decadence and debauchery, with not an Adam nor an Edge in sight. OOC: I’m not sure about this. It just seems forced. Meh, not bad, but feedback would be appreciated. |
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| Chain | Feb 23 2008, 07:09 PM Post #2 |
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Killed Phenetic & Probably Andy Chills
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I didn't mind it, not your best work though. |
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