| Pissing Off Evil; Jason Storm/Big Evil/Josh Dean 2/11/07 | |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:43 AM Post #1 |
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The scene opens with a shot of a hallway, backstage at a house show. Alot of stagehands are clustered together, talking over how the night is going to go down and what tasks they have to accomplish. All of a sudden Jason Storm and Laura Stone are seen walking down the hall. Both have gyms over their shoulders and Jason has his Custom belt over his other shoulder. Jason is also holding a bullhorn. The couple is slowed down by a group of stagehands that are in their way. Jason raises the bullhorn to his mouth. Storm: GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE TRUE FRANCHISE'S WAY! The stagehands quickly scurry out of the way as Jason smiles. The duo contuines down the hall until they see Mitchell Cole conducting an interview with Hardcore Robert and The Masked Man. Storm and Laura get a little bit closer and neither of the three men notice them. Cole: So Robert your going to be in a handicap match against Team Kold, how do you feel about that? Robert: I will destory them. The true monster inside me will be released. At that point Robert picks up a glass dish thats on a nearby catering table and smashes it over his head. A tiny shard of glass is seen stuck in his forehead. Storm then raises the bullhorn to his mouth again. Storm: DA FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS FREAK? Cole and the masked man jump as Robert just stands their unfazed. Cole turns to Jason and Laura. Cole: What are you guys doing here? And why do you have a bullhorn? Storm: This fucking thing is awsome Cole. People really pay attention to you when your yelling at them and hell I just like being annoying. Storm shoves Cole aside and stands toe to toe with Robert, looking up at the imposing figure. Storm: Dude, seriously whats up with the whole glass in the head thing? Not enough hugs in your past? Were you touched in inappropriate places? Or... Masked Man: Don't talk to Robert like that. Robert will kick your ass... Storm: Hey buddy...Storm raises the bullhorn to his mouth. SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU MASKED FAGGOT. Laura laughs as the masked man clenches his fists in anger. Robert also seems to be getting angry. Storm: Anyway, I don't have time to deal with curtain jerkers. Storm slips his arm around Laura's shoulder and the couple contuines down the hall. They turn a corner and walk alittle bit further until they reach a set of double doors. They push the doors open and its the arena's cafeteria. Several BQWA wrestlers are enjoying their lunches. No one notices Storm and Laura and the couple stand in front of the doors and once again Storm brings the bullhorn to his mouth. Storm: WILL YOU PEOPLE TAKE NOTICE BECAUSE THE TRUE FRANCHISE HAS ENTERED THE ROOM! All the wrestlers turn their heads towards the doorway. All of a sudden, Big Evil stands up in the back of the cafeteria. Evil: Who gives a fuck!? The room erupts in laughter and Storm gets pissed off. Storm: WHO GIVES A FUCK? WHO GIVES A FUCK? EVERYONE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS, YOU SHOULD... Laura taps Jason on the shoulder. Jason stops and lowers the bullhorn and Laura talks softly so only Jason can hear. Laura: Why are you still talking into that thing? He's only across the room and besides that thing is starting to iritate me. Storm: Ok, i'll stop with it. Jason drops the bullhorn. Evil: Hey Storm, it looks like your whipped. The room again erupts in laughter. Storm: Hey Big, shut the fuck up before I knock your teeth down your throat. Evil: I'd like to see you try. Storm: Well you know what happened to the last fucker that said that to me. I belive you know him as Josh Dean. Evil: PFFFT. Fuck Josh Dean, if he gets his ass kicked by you, then he needs to retire. Remember Jason, without me, you wouldn't even be standing there with that belt over your shoulder and your girl under your arm. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. So why don't you take your ego, grab a hot dog, sit down, and shut your damn mouth. Jason and Big Evil stare each other down for several moments of akward silence, before Storm and Laura reluctently trudge along to the buffet thats set up. The wrestlers return to eating their lunches. Storm and Laura both pick up a plate and pile food onto it. They walk over to a empty table on the opposite side of where Big Evil is sitting. They sit down and begin to eat. Storm: Can you believe that fucking guy. Owning me in front of everyone. Yeah, big deal he brought me into the BQWA, but i'm the one who established myself as a true star. I made myself a household name. Laura: I know babe, but don't let it bother you. Now, lets just eat. Storm: I can't just let it go. I gotta do something about it. Jason gets up and Laura grabs his arm. Laura: Come on, don't do anything stupid. Storm: I gotta do it. Jason breaks free of Laura's grip and Jason walks across the room and walks right up to Big Evil's table, where he and Trish are eating. Evil: And what the hell do you want? Storm just stands there and then smirks as he flips the table. All of the food lands in Big Evil and Trish's lap and the table lands in front of their feet. Both get up and stare down Jason as the room turns their attention to the event thats unfolding. Evil: You have three seconds to get out of my face before I fucking kill you! ... THREE! Evil takes a swing at Jason, but he ducks and turns around and starts to run. Laura is already standing up with both bags on her shoulder and the Custom belt. Storm runs past her and yells to her. Storm: RUN BABY! Laura takes off aswell, but she's slowed down by all the items she's carrying. Evil is right on her tail, but he decides to pass her without doing any harm to her. Laura then slows down and starts to walk. Meanwhile Jason runs out of the cafeteria and runs down the hallway. Big Evil exits the cafeteria as well and is about ten feet from Jason. Jason turns a corner and starts out in a full sprint, but what he doesn't notice is that Josh Dean is halfway down the hallway talking with a stagehand. Dean raises his head and sees Jason come flying down the hall. As Jason is about to pass by Dean. Dean extends his arm and nearly clotheslines Jason's head off. Jason falls to the ground and appears to be out cold. Evil turns the corner and slows down as he sees Josh Dean mount Jason and begin to lay into him with left and right hands. Evil just shrugs his shoulders and walks over to Dean. Evil: Hey man, let me get in a couple of shots. Dean gets up and Evil starts to kick Jason in the ribs. Jason yelps out in pain and then Evil delievers a nasty kick to the side of Jason's head. Jason rolls across the floor and into the wall. Evil smiles and then he turns around and hits Josh with a big boot to the head, just beacuse he can. Evil looks at the two motionless bodys and then turns around and heads back down the hall towards the cafeteria as the scene fades out. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:44 AM Post #2 |
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On the way from the scene of the crime, Big Evil is met by Mitchell Cole. Mitchell Cole: Big Evil, Big Evil...what's going on between you and Jason Storm? Big Evil: What's going on between me and Jason Storm? Well, unless you're blind or tone deaf, I'm pretty sure the hits to the ribs and the boot to the head was enough to solidify my stance on Jason Storm. Big E looks at his hands and cracks his knuckles a bit. Big Evil: You know, it just seems that Jason Storm, along with Josh Dean, are just two in the long line of people who like to piss me off anymore. I just can't do any thing without somebody feeling that need to try and make an example out of me. All I wanted to do was eat dinner. Mitchell Cole: But in all fairness, Big, YOU did start with Jason, first. Big Evil: Oh I did, did I? Let me tell you something, Mitchell. Was your father around when you were growing up? Mitchell Cole: Yeah? Big Evil: Did you ever back talk your father? Mitchell Cole: Yeah? Big Evil: And what did your father do when you did? Mitchell Cole: Oh, well, he took me out to the woodshed and -- Big Evil: Exactly. That's exactly what I just did to Jason Storm. He bit the hand that feeds him and he needs to learn, just like every other fuck in this place is going to learn, that I am not one to be fucked with. Jason Storm, you are a nobody. You are a beer drinking, cane wielding, slutty girlfriend having piece of scum who got the break of a lifetime when yours truly scraped you off the bottom of my shoe and fed you to Dolly Madison and company. You'd still be picking seeds out of your teeth in the minor leagues with Jericho Hill if it wasn't for me, junior. Just remember that. So just like Josh Dean. Just like Halo. Just like Adam Edge. Just like Kid Disturbed, sooner or later at least, Jason Storm, tonight you learned rule numero uno when it comes to fucking with me: Don't write checks with your mouth that your ass can't cash. Welcome to the big leagues, kid. Big E shoves Cole aside and walks off as the scene fades. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:45 AM Post #3 |
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The scene opens moments after the Big E attack. Jason Storm is slumped up against the wall, holding his ribs. His head lowered into his knees. Laura is knelt beside him, her arm around his shoulder. Mitchell Cole walks onto the scene moments after interviewing Big E. Cole: Jason, just one question. Storm: What is it? Cole: Why would you piss Big Evil off like that? Storm: Call me crazy, call me stupid, call me whatever the fuck you want. Cole: But, I won't call you late for dinner! Cole begins to chuckle as Storm smacks him in the mouth. Cole holds his mouth as he frowns. Storm: What the fuck are you trying to do, kill comedy? Anywa,I did what I did because, well I like to call it a future investment. You see the way I figure it, if I keep getting under his skin, he's gonna want to wrestle me. Well, once he gets to that point of challenging me to a match, i'm gonna counter challenge him and tell him to put the Primetime Championship on the line. And plus, i'm tired of that fucker walking around telling people he brought me into this company. We fucking get it man, you made a few phone calls, you got my feet wet in this business and you know what man, I apparciate it, but it's time you shut the hell up about it. So yeah, I'm putting you on notice Biggie, I want your Primetime Championship and sooner or later, I will become a double champion. Cole: Those are some pretty bold words, comming from the guy who just got his ass kicked. Storm clenches his fists together and stands up. He stares a hole right through Cole. Storm: Cole, if you ever, EVER, fucking diss me on national TV again, I will rip your head off and shit down your throat, you hear me, you shitdick? Cole nods his head "Yes" as he begins to tremble in fear. Storm goes to punch Cole, but stops himself about an inch from Cole's nose. Cole stands there for a second, shaking, before passing out. Storm and Laura laugh and take off down the hallway as the scene fades out. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:49 AM Post #4 |
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The scene starts up at the BQWA house show. The crowd is hot as usual and pumped to the max about seeing their favorite BQWA superstars in action. The heat was intense as fans were still filing in the arena, trying to escape the cold winter evening that was in the air. The fans are unaware of some of the happenings that took place backstage. But from the hotness of this capacity crowd, one would have the feeling something big was about to go down. Just then, “Remember the name” by Fort Minor hits and the crowd goes crazy into booing. They are expecting to see the BQWA Custom Champion, Jason Storm and his fiancé Laura Stone. The crowd is just waiting in the wings to start almost rioting. Just then we see “Jason Storm” and “Laura Stone” come out behind the curtains. Everyone in the crowd begins laughing as they know it is Josh Dean dressed up as Jason Storm. He has a fake replica Custom Title belt over his shoulder, and his briefcase in his other hand. He also has “Laura” on his arm. Damn, talk about a lot of things to juggle, “Jason” is doing a hell of a job. Finally he makes his way to the ring arpon. He slides the briefcase into the ring and then looks at “Laura” and then the Custom Title. He then chucks “Laura” over the top rope and into the ring before sliding in. The crowd is busting out in laughter as “Jason” picks up “Laura” and then goes over to the ropes and calls for a mic. He is given one as he walks to the center of the ring. ”Storm”: Make way, the TRUE FRANCHISE IS HERE! The crowd half boos, half pops, and some just decide to laugh. ”Storm”: You know, I came out to talk about Josh Dean. Yeah you know him! The crowd pops and starts a Franchise chant as “Jason” gets exaggeratedly pissed off. ”Storm”: Josh Dean, you should’ve stayed home son. You have no right to stick your nose in any of my business or my fiancé, Laura’s business. “Jason” turns to kiss “Laura”, which we can see is a blow up doll. ”Storm”: Josh, when I beat you at Collision Course, it fulfilled the master plan that had everyone taken by Storm. Hey I made a pun with my last name. How witty of me! But anyway, this vivacious woman, she never cared for you. She was only going along with the stunt to make you get off your game because honestly sir, if it wasn’t for that, there was no way, I can beat you. That’s right, I admit you are more the man than me. Wow, I really have nothing else to say. Man, these writers just keep giving me less and less to work with. I mean I say the same fucking thing in every fucking promo! “Jason” holds his head down in shame. Then he pops it back up. ”Storm”: Wait a minute, what am I talking about? Laura get me another beer! “Jason” leans in and “Laura” whispers something to him. “Jason” then slaps “Laura” and knocks her halfway across the ring. ”Storm”: How dare you back talk me! I’m Ike Turner, no I mean Rick James! No,………..I’m mean the 87 Time Intergalactic Heavyweight Champion of the World…………… WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! No, I mean, I’m Weeble, and I love to fight!!……………NO, Wrong Infringement!! Wait, audience decision, who the hell am I!!!!!! The crowd starts to bust out laughing as “Jason” is mixed up with just what personality he is today. He walks over and picks up “Laura” and caresses her hair, and then her breasts. He begins to kiss her neck. ”Storm”: I’m sorry I hit you baby! I’m just so nervous, everywhere I go, there is Josh Dean! I can’t take it anymore! “Jason” flips out and begins to spin on his back while he is on the mat. The crowd goes crazy as he then turns it into a breakdance routine. The routine ends when “Jason” spins to the his hand and flips onto his back and then nips up to his feet. He then begins to strut around the ring, WOOOOOING AT every turn. He pick up the mic. ”Storm”: WWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dammit, still wrong gimmick!!!! YOU”RE FIRED!!!!!! Wait no, that can’t be right. I’m WEEBLE!!!! No, shit, dammit, BOOBIES!!!!!!!! The crowd is on the edge of their seats and can’t contain the laughter as “Jason” breaks down laughing himself. He then grabs “Laura” and begins to hump her. They both go to the ground and “Jason” is going to town. He then stops, and looks up in a very serious look. Everyone knows that the playtime is officially over. “Jason” stands on his feet, and he rips off his, STFU T-Shirt, to reveal the latest Josh Dean T-Shirt, that has “ There can only be One” on the front, and “Franchise” on the back. By now, the fans who weren’t paying attention from the beginning know that it is infact Josh Dean. He rips off the hair piece he was wearing and takes “Laura” and tosses her into the crowd, along with the replica Custom Title. He puts the mic to his lips. Dean: Jason, the time for fun is over. You sir, have crossed the line. You crossed the line when you started bringing up your past, and comparing it to mine, saying I had everything handed to me. You……………know…………………NOTHING!!!!! About me, or my past! So let me educate you. Dean: You talk about living in poverty, I was there! You talk about your parents struggling to put food on the table. AT LEAST YOU HAD PARENTS!!!! Yeah, you didn’t know that, did you, you arrogant little shit! You didn’t know that Josh Dean’s parents got killed when he was 12 years old in a drive by shooting! DID YOU? You didn’t know, that Josh Dean got sent to an aunts house shortly after that, only to watch her die a year later! DID YOU! Dean: You didn’t have to live with a complete stranger that took you off the fucking streets and teach you this business, and became like a father figure to you, only to watch him die in a car accident, driving you back from a show!! DID YOU!!! Dean: This isn’t about Laura anymore. This is about you making a mortal mistake son. You forgot to do your homework on me. You forgot that there are some black marks on me. You forgot that there are just certain things that you don’t talk about around me!!! And you went and talked about them…………….. ……………………That is where you FUCKED UP! You’ve unleashed all the things that make me loose all my inhibitions. You unleashed a demon inside of me, that I have tried to keep suppressed for so long. And with that, you signed your death warrant! Dean: And to top it all off. You have the set on you to call yourself the Franchise. You can’t even begin to understand what the weight of that word is. Being the Franchise means, that when you are called upon to give the fans something special, you leave them wanting more! When many of the top guys leave, you are the one that steps up to the plate and you put the company on your BACK! And you carry them through. It isn’t about sales and it isn’t about ratings, it is about being the backbone of this! You, with your half ass attempt to take my name is only tarnishing the legacy of that name. You have surrounded it with your filth, and ran it through the mud! Only I can restore the rightful legacy to that name! Jason, I’m just giving you fair warning, that when I sent you that DVD message the other day, I was giving you an out. An out that said, that you keep your nose out of my business, and I’ll let you and Laura live happily and trashy ever after. But you couldn’t do it. You’re like the little kid that had to stick his hand in the cookie jar one last time. Just like when the parent catches the kid…………. Josh opens up the briefcase and he reaches inside. He pulls out the tazer. He presses the button and an electrical current runs through the tazer’s apparatus. Josh looks at the electrical current in almost a sick trance. He smiles at it as he watches it flicker on, then as he releases the button and looks up, the current subsides. Dean: There will be consequences. With that said, have a good night ladies and gentlemen, because the Franchise has SPOKEN!!!! Josh puts the tazer back in the briefcase and closes it back up. He picks it up and climbs out of the ring. There is no music. Josh just walks with a purpose back to the backstage area. Fade |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:50 AM Post #5 |
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Fuck yo' fade, nigga. As Josh Dean is walking towards the back, an image of Big Evil appears up on the BQtron. He appears to be live, backstage somewhere. Big Evil: *a-hem*...I know this might not really fit in this scenario, but since you inadvertently play the part of the beaten down old man so well, Mr. Dean, I just found it neccesarry to quote one of the best... Big Evil loosens his throat a bit and speaks directly towards Josh Dean. He pulls Mitchell Cole in from the side and forces him to interview him. Big Evil: The first thing I want be done is to get that piece of crap out of my ring! Don't just get him out of the ring, get him out of the BQWA, because I've proven son, without a shadow of a doubt - you ain't got what it takes anymore. You sit there and you thump your bible and you say your prayers and you do your christian rap, and it didn't get you anywhere. You've got Jason Storm running his mouth in the back, and I showed him, just like I've showed you before, and have no problem showing you again. You talk about your Psalms, talk about your John 3:16's...Weeble 3:16 says I just owned your ass! All he's gotta do is buy himself a cheap bottle of Thunderbird, and try to dig back some of that courage, he had in his prime. You know, when he was "The Franchise" and he was the most untouchable son of a bitch in the world. At least in his mind... Big Evil pushes Cole out of the way and looks back at Dean with a smile on his face. Big Evil: Let me put it in lamains terms for you, you dumb son of a bitch. I am what they call a 'headliner', a 'superstar', the 'top guy in this company', and I could really give a rats ass what you and Jason Storm think of me or the things I do. I've got bigger fish to fry in a much bigger atmosphere then some little old meaningless feud for the damned Custom Title. They have you two down here for a reason, son, and it's because you can't cut it with the big boys. So until Dolly Madison decides to change you two from your pull-up diapers and let you grow up some, keep my name out of your goddamn mouth! The scene fades with Dean looking pissed as hell at Big Evil, who's still smiling on the BQtron. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:55 AM Post #6 |
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And what do you know, we have a Big Evil cameo. The crowd starts laughing. I know it's because the sarcasm. So I play to it. This is none of your concern, but if you want to stick your nose in my business. Then I have no problem setting another place at the table! I mean we are having a nice dinner tonight. You know, we have Rump Roast, mashed potatoes, green beans, and if you ever get in my face or in my way again, I’ma make you humble pie! The crowd busts out laughing. Maybe I have found the funny bone that I’ve maybe felt like I have lost. I look up at the titantron, and I see that Biggie isn’t laughing. In fact he looks pretty mad. He opens his mouth to try and say something, but I quickly think of something. Yeah, that’s right bitch. Cat got ya tongue? See Biggie, you all the time go around talking shit to everyone. Why you do it, maybe because you think you can. And maybe you can get away with it, for some. But you don’t like it when it gets put right back in your face do you. You don’t like it when someone spits the venom right back at you, do ya. I didn’t think so…………… ………………but, but, I’ll give you credit Evil. You got a set coming onto the screen and interrupting me with some bullshit about you being the Franchise Player. Like Jason Storm, I still don’t think you get the pressures and the responsibility of the title. People always look to you to do things. Now while you don’t fully get it Evil, I think you have a better grasp of the concept. Big Evil: You think you really know what being the Franchise is all about. Son I…………… I know you invented the term Franchise. God Evil, I thought Storm was bad about saying the same thing every promo. You’re worse! Big Evil: You really want to take it to this level Josh? Do you really want to be in the line of fire for the baddest Motherfucker on the Planet! I mean It’s bad enough when you got your ass owned by Jason Storm and got your head shaved all at the same time on national TV, and now you want to step the game up and play with the big dog! Sounds to me like the big dog has a big mouth but no bite. If you really wanted to make an example of me Big, you would’ve already came down here and beat me to a pulp. But what, where you at? I don’t see you anywhere! Yeah Jason Storm has gotten the better of me, but you know what. I’m still here I walked over to the ropes and I motioned for Big to come down to the ring. See, I’ve been in the ring with Big Evil before, and the guy doesn’t scare me. So what’s the worst that can happen. The Featured Attraction make a cameo and jump me from behind. Featured Attraction: :ninja: But I’m gonna tell you something Evil. Regardless of how good you think that you are. Believe me, there is someone out there, that is 10 times better. Now in your case, I wouldn’t worry about trying to shut me up, for one, because it ain’t gonna happen. And two, because you need to worry about keeping that Primetime Championship. Speaking of your match at Ressurection, a Redneck Barroom Brawl. Is it just me, or have I entered into a bad mix of a Stone Cold Steve Austin and APA rip off! I look out of the corner of my eye, and WWE Legend Ron Simmons is standing beside me. I turn and stare at him, and he stares back at me. The crowd is hot, seeing us in the ring like this. They all know what he is saying. So why am I giving him the 20 minute buildup. You know what he came to say. Ron Simmons: DAMN!!! The crowd erupted when he said that, just like I knew they would. We both sat there and soaked it in. BE was pissed off as the crowd started chanting “You Got OWNED”. I looked back toward the Titantron and BE had his head down in frustration as it would seem. I began to think in the back of my mind, I got him right where I wanted him. I touched on some nerves he didn’t want touched on. But all of a sudden, my cell phone started to vibrate. I pulled it out of my pocket and it said on the screen, “Production”. Immediately knew who it was. It was John calling my from my mansion, thankfully just 20 minutes away. I flipped my phone up and muffed the mic. John, talk to me. John: Josh, there is something interesting on the video feed. I think that you should come check it out. Ok, I’ll be right there. I hung up the phone. I turned to the titantron and BE was sitting there, looking dead into my eyes. I’m sorry Biggie, it was your wife. Apparently she is at my mansion, and she said she has something interesting to show me. Wonder what it could be. All I know is I don’t want to stick around here and not find out! The crowd yelled out in applause as I was ready to drop the mic. But I saw Biggie’s face. I knew I had to finish him off. Oh and Biggie, when I get done with your wife, don’t be surprised if she wants to leave you again for a real man! Now hit my music! All of a sudden, “This Fire Burns” hits and the crowd is applauding me. I take a couple of bows and then grab my briefcase. I exit the ring and make my through the crowd and out the back exit of the arena. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 11:57 AM Post #7 |
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The scene opens with a shot of a cemertery. The camera pans across some of the headstones, some are covered with flowers and others are covered in moss. It's early evening and then sun is just beggining to set. Jason Storm walks into the shot, wearing dress pants and a white dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up. Storm: How you doin, Josh? I saw your little promo, last night and let me tell you, you are one funny individual. Comming out dressed like me and then having Laura be a blow up doll, epic stuff man. But, you forgot one thing, dressing up and acting like a certain wrestler, is older then wrestling itself. And Josh, deep down you know you wanna be me. Deep down you know the crave the lifestyle that I live and deep down you want to be fucking a girl that hot. Storm begins to walk down the row of tombstones. Glancing down at some and reading the names. He then looks back at the camera. Storm: But one thing, in your retarded promo did catch my attention. You said that I say the same thing over and over again in my promos, well here ya go, because i'm going to say something new. Because you see, you made one very big mistake and that was bringing up your past. Maybe I didn't know what you went through in your childhood, maybe I didn't know how bad you really had it. Storm stops in front of a very tall headstone. It looks like a minuture version of the Washington Memorial. There's flowers laid out in front of it and it seems to be kept in very good condition. Storm: 'Here lies Nancy Dean and Jeff Dean, a loving couple, devoted parents and caring people.' Storm turns back towards the camera. Storm: Oh yeah Josh, i'm standing here in front of your parents grave. I did my research and found out where it was. Now, you say your parents were killed in a drive by shooting, can't you just imagine it. Nancy and Jeff walking down the street, hand in hand, minding their business. Probley just got done watching a movie and their walking back to their car, when all of sudden shots are fired and your parents are lying in a pool of their own blood on the sidewalk and no one cares enough to help them. I hope you pay close attention Josh. Storm glances back at the headstone and then back at the camera. Storm: That's quite a headstone you brought Josh. Must have cost you a fortune. Storm reaches down on the ground, off camera and pulls his hand up to reveal a sledgehammer. Storm: Now, this is the part where you need to pay close attention. Storm turns around, reels back and slams the sledgehammer into the front of the headstone. Rock and debris fall to the ground. A small is visable. Storm pulls back and again smashes the sledgehammer into the headstone. Now a bigger hole is made and the writing is messed up. Storm takes one swing of the hammer and now the hole has once again increased in size. Storm then drops the hammer and reaches into his pocket and pulls out a can of spray paint. Storm shakes it and then begins to write on the headstone. "True Franchise" is written and then Storm drops the can admiring his work. He turns back towards the camera. Storm: I just made this shit alot more personal! Storm walks off screen as the camera focuses on the vandilized headstone. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 12:02 PM Post #8 |
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The scene starts outside of my mansion. I pulled into the driveway in my Honda Civic and jumped out of the car. When John called me, the sound of his voice told me that something was up. Something major. I couldn’t really put my finger on it. My guess is, Jason Storm probably cut another monotonous promo, where he says the same stuff for like the 9 millionth time. I personally couldn’t wait to get a nice laugh out of this. I opened my front door and I walked in the mansion. I immediately start searching around for John, because I know that he is in here somewhere. John, you here! John: I’m in the den! Just where he was when we last met up. I made a turn down the hallway and proceeded to go into my den. The fire was still going strong as John was next to it. He was waiting on me and as I walked through the door. He immediately started by shaking his head. Ok, What is so interesting? John: Storm, he’s at it again. Don’t surprise me. So what monotonous thing does he have to share with us that we already know about? John: That’s the interesting part, it’s not his usual spill of bullshit. He actually does something very interesting. Play it. John grabs the remote that was placed at the top of the mantle, then grabs a seat in the plush chair across from me.
What John and I witnessed left us both in shock as I felt my heart sink. This was pure hatred for someone to do such an act. There is such a thing as taking it too far, but bringing someone’s dead parents into it, I don’t care who you are, that is unacceptable. But a smile crosses my face, as Jason Storm’s acts gave me an opening I needed. He was desperate to get inside my head. He was desperate to attempt to mess with my emotions. My thoughts are, he thought because I got too involved with his and Laura’s game before, that I would do it again. Get the video feed ready, I’m firing back. John: Josh, don’t you think this has gone on long enough. Jason just vandalized your parent’s grave! I’ll deal with that. Just get the video ready. John shrugs his shoulders and begins to get the video feed ready. I compose myself, knowing in my heart that someone is going to pay. Jason Storm thinks he got me good. Well it’s time to show him that it isn’t that easy to get me. It’s time. The camera flashes and John gives me the cue. And I begin to clap my hands. Jason, Jason, Jason. I just saw your footage of the graveside vandalism. And I must give you some props. I didn’t think that anyone can stoop that low. I really didn’t. But you…………………you just love trying to prove everyone wrong. Well, allow me to set a couple of things straight with you that will make you look like a complete and utter jackass, not that you already aren’t, but really help elevate that status. Are you ready? John is shrugging his shoulders. He has no idea what I’m thinking about doing. I can look into his eyes, and I can tell he probably thinks I’ve gone mentally insane. But on the contrary, my thoughts are as clear as a bell. I turn towards the mantle. Nancy and Jeff Dean…………………Jason, have you not done any research. Apparently not. Nancy and Jeff Dean are not my parents. In fact, I’ve never heard those names before in my life. You see, where it looks like you visited was a place near Washington, D.C. Am I correct, good. Little trivia for ya scout, I’m not from Washington D.C. I’m from Charleston, West Virginia, by way of Atlanta, Georgia. So nice try you idiot. Step two in your feeble attempt. My parents names were Rita and Daniel, dumbass. And to think that they were loving parents is completely erroneous. My father was a member of a gang, and my mother might as well have been a prostitute. Yeah, some loving parents. Deadbeats if you ask me. Ready for more? Ok, let’s see how else I can make you look like a idiot. I grabbed a container off the mantle. It looks like an urn. I put it up as close to the camera as I could so that way Jason can get a good look. I look at it and hold it in my hands. I have a mixed bag of emotions running through my head as tuck it close to me. You see this Jason. Looks like an urn. This urn is the last piece of my parents that I have. You see, their final wish was to be cremated and have their ashes spread out in Savannah, Georgia over the Atlantic Ocean. And see I thought I’d bring this up to you, because I know that your next move would be to break into my mansion and steal this urn and empty the ashes out. But Jason, when are you gonna learn, that you may have got me once in your game, but I’ve picked up what you are all about. I’ve picked up how you think. I’m a step ahead of you. So really you come stronger than that if you want to match me. As far as you calling yourself the True Franchise……………………I laugh at you. The thought of Jason Storm being a franchise player actually is rather humorous. So I began to laugh and I laughed hard. I started to hold my side in pain from laughing so hard about it. But I calmed down and began to compose myself. It is rather hard because the thought is really funny. The reason I laugh at you, is because you are a joke! So you got to ask yourself Jason, how does it feel when the joke is on you. Think about it, because the Franchise has spoken! |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 12:04 PM Post #9 |
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The scene opens with a shot of Josh Dean's video feed finishing up.
The screen turns black and the camera pans back and shoots around to see Jason Storm sitting on his couch. He places the remote on the end table and stands up. He walks over to the door and walks into the hallway. He walks down the hallway and reaches a door that reads, "BQWA.Com." He opens the door and walks inside. He sees Mitchell Cole finishing up an interview with Team Kold. The interview is finally over and Team Kold get up and leave the room. Cole spots Jason in the corner. Cole: Jason, what are you doing here? Storm: Give me your phone. Cole: What, why? Storm walks over to the table Cole is sitting at and slams his fist down hard. Storm: Just give me your fucking phone! I know you have all the wrestler's numbers in there. Now give me it. Cole reaches into his pocket and pulls out his phone and tosses it to Jason. Jason flips it open and scrolls through the names, he finally spots, "Josh Dean <3" Storm looks at it with a smile on his face. Storm: What's with the heart next to Josh's name? Cole: Uh, it's nothing. Storm: Oh yeah, you have a little man crush on him? Cole: No, it's not like that, I... Storm: Hold up, queer, if theres a heart next to my name i'm gonna slit your throat. Jason scrolls through the names and sees, "Jason Storm" Jason breathes a sigh of relief. He then goes back up Josh's name and clicks the send button. After a few rings, Josh's voice is heard. Dean: What the hell do you want Cole? Storm: Go onto BQWA.Com and just watch. Dean: Jason? What the... Storm: BQWA.Com.... Jason hangs up the phone and tosses it back to Cole. He then walks behind the table and takes his place in front of the camera. Cole sits up and gets ready for an interview, but Jason shoves him sideway and Cole falls out of his chair onto the floor. Storm: Da fuck you think your doing? I'm talking to Josh Dean. The camera guy counts down and points to Jason, signaling there on live. Storm: Hey Josh, I really hope your watching right now. Yeah, i'm doing this over the computer, because I don't have a high tech geek handy like you do. But i'm happy for you man. I see since Laura broke your heart, your playing for the other team now. That's great Josh, i'm sure you and John are gonna have a happy life together. And when they eventually allow gay marriage, i'll be at the wedding. But i'm not here to talk about you and your butt buddy. No, i'm here to talk about, your fucked up parents. So, what I made a mistake, I destoryed someone elses grave, no big fucking deal. And i'm not even hung up on your parents anymore. I could careless about them. And you can call me a joke, an asshole, make me look like an idiot, all you want, it doesn't fuckin matter. You see i'm done with the mind games, i'm done trying to get into your head and fuck you up, because i've already accomplished that. Your in denial now Josh, that's why you make fun of me with kindergarden humor and keep on deny that I really am the franchise player in the BQWA. Face it, Josh, your not the man anymore around here, hell you never were, even back in the WZWF, you had your fifteen minutes of fame and you blew it, you couldn't even win the World Championship and now your way past your prime. Me, I haven't even scracthed the surface with my potential. Josh, my face is all over the place, i'm on the cover of the new BQWA magizine, i'm on billboards promotiong BQWA, i'm making special apperances for the fans, sure I don't want to be there and usally just flip them off and walks out, but i'm still going out and doing my job. And what are you doing, Josh? Your just sitting around trying to convince yourself that your still the franchise. And i'm glad you keep saying that my promos are monotonous, because I haven't heard you say something new in weeks. So, Josh, when this fued is all said and done... Jason leans foward has he has a look of pure hatrid on his face. Storm: ...I will fucking kill you! Storm gets up from the seat and flips the table and leaves the room as the scene fades out. |
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