| EWA....BQWA....WHACKO; One of these just doesn't belong. | |
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| Mr. Antisocial | Feb 24 2008, 01:21 PM Post #1 |
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EWA…gone. Those who label the departure of EWA as a death or demise are sadly mistaken, because a promotion can only close their doors not their memories or history. EWA may be gone from the BQWA, but it still “stains” the history and memories of the BQWA. For years to come wrestling fans all around the globe will take the time to relive the nightmare that was the EWA. Constant flashbacks of the Big Evil empire will lurk the minds of those who fought with heart and soul to keep BQWA around for many years. Even the Benedict Arnold’s of the BQWA will lurk their minds, especially one who has remained silent for far to long and who has now found the “time” to state his case in front of his peers and more importantly the fans….. ---------- Whacko: Why? We now see the man known as Whacko, who clearly turned his back on the company that made him a household name by joining forces with Big Evil. He is decked out in a BQWA t-shirt and slacks in front of a black back drop. Whacko: Even I myself constantly asked that question and numerous times my mind went numb while searching for the answer. This company helped launch my career and allowed me to display my sadistic style in the ring, where other companies frowned on my style and presence. Except, the EWA. Whacko takes the time to reflect on those initials and lets out a disheartened sigh. Whacko: Big Evil and I destroyed each other mentally and physically at Immortals, but that allowed me to respect his style. His style reminded me of mine and a whole new door of respect opened up. I then began to channel the part of myself that caused others to hate me and others to follow me. The “evil” side of Whacko claims to be the Personal Jesus and more importantly, your Personal Jesus. Those who have been following my career carefully known that I have seen several physicians about my multi-personality disorder and till this day no cure has been created. Whacko: Allow me to try to get back on track here, why? The only answer I can comprehend out of it is, because the controversial part of me decided to make his presence felt. And boy did it ever, but now it’s time to change….. The burley man begins to display the sadistic smile that has made him famous. He flashes the few teeth he still has intact. Whacko: It’s time for the old school Whacko to come back and make an impact like he did before. It’s time for the fun and games to commence. While others try to take this profession seriously, I will be playing checkers with an intelligent primate. Mr. Spanky runs across Whacko’s feet and climbs up to his shoulder holding checkers. Whacko: Ha, I hope the new generation of superstars are ready for this, because I can guarantee they have never endured anything like this. The Whacko package comes packed full of pranks, horrid joke telling, poo flinging, checker playing, sleuthing, and naked acts of aggression……. Mr. Spanky looks at Whacko and Whacko looks back at him. Whacko: Ok well maybe not that last part, I would be better off replacing that with blind giving. So please alert the media, family members, friends, priests, Popcorn Vendor, Fudge Howards, and even that creepy mail man that constantly sniffs your mail, that the Whacko One is back and ready to have fun! The camera zooms in on Whacko. Whacko: And remember if it’s not Whacko, then it’s……. Before Whacko can finish his world famous catch phrase, Mr. Spanky takes his hairy finger in his mouth and then proceeds to stick it in Whacko’s ear. Whacko’s eyes become enlarged with disgust and rage. The monkey quickly hops off his shoulder and runs for his poor hairy banana eating life. Whacko: You son of a bitch! Whacko runs out of the scene as the camera pans back out. From the side Whacko left, walks in a man wearing a complete Sherlock Holmes outfit while puffing on a pipe. Sherlock Whacko: Seems to me my good people, that BQWA will need a sleuth to solve this horrid cluster. The scene fades to black as Sherlock Whacko continues to puff and stare at the camera. ----- OOC: Just like Ken I have to work off some rust. |
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| Harmony | Feb 24 2008, 01:25 PM Post #2 |
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Gogz once fucked a ginger
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!!! MTFO for Sherlock Whacko!!!! |
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| Tara Shannon | Feb 24 2008, 01:26 PM Post #3 |
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:lol: Mr Spanky and Sherlock Whacko return!!! I really like Whacko as a face. He's multifaceted and can be a comic genius to a sadistic son of a bitch, and still get people to love him. Welcome back. |
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| Mr. Antisocial | Feb 24 2008, 08:17 PM Post #4 |
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Thank you very much. Oh and thank you Butch also. BTW, if these promos begin to seem a little bit off that is because it has been forever since I wrote dry humor promos. Still use to the sadistic Personal Jesus promos. |
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