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Boozed, Bruised, & Broken-Boned; What the Fuck Is a CopycaTT, anyway?
Topic Started: Feb 24 2008, 02:52 PM (398 Views)
Ford
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You seem unhappy. I like that.

OOC: Please, please, please leave feedback. I need to know if this character is working any, if at all.

Backstage, Post-Revenge.

Buzz:Gawd-Damnit!

And with that, plus the clatter of thousands of dollars of sound equipment and the frightened shrieks of a few girly-pants interns, our hero bursts into view..and uh, from the best we can tell, he's pissed.

Buzz: Sorry ass...stupid...ig'nant...FUCK!

So yeah, I don't think he's taking losing to the Authority to well, do you? At least most of the crew has managed to get out of his way....well..except for that guy. Run, poor camera guy, run for your sainted life!

Buzz: YOU!

...Too late.

Buzz: You got tape in that thing?

Poor Bastard Camera Fellow Bracing To Meet His Impending Doom: Y...yeah...

Buzz: Fire it up, bitchtits. I got somethin' to get off my chest.

The camera man hesitates. Bad move, Slick.

Soon To Be Ex-Camera Man: I don't...I don't think I sho---

Our friend the camera guy doesn't even get the chance to finish that sentence in a dignified fashion. Buzz snatches the camera from his grip with one hand while delivering a crushing haymaker with the other (coordinated for a big drunk lug, ain't he?) that sends camera fellow to the floor like the proverbial sack of potatoes. Buzz snorts, satisfied.

Buzz: Fuckin' clownshoes....HEY! YOU! C'MERE!

Oh no. Another straggler...This one appears to be an intern. Gangly little guy, can't be much over 18...silly-ass looking bowl cut and glasses. You know, the nerdy type. He freezes in his tracks, apparently hoping that Buzz is much like the mighty Tyrannosaurus, a beast who's vision is based entirely on movement (what? yeah, I watched Jurassic Park. Wanna fight about it?) Buzz pauses, bemusedly watching the spectacle before walking closer.

Buzz: Y'know...I can see you standing there, ya jackass.

Scrawny Assed Nancy Boy Intern:...Oh. Um...please don't hit me?

Buzz: I ain't gonna hit ya, fer cryin' out loud. What's yer name kiddo?

R..R..Ronnie.

Buzz: Well, R-R-Ronnie, you know how to work one of these sum-bitches or not?

Ronnie turns, finally relaxing a bit as Buzz holds the camera up to him.

Ronnie: Yeah...

Buzz: Well then crank this'n up. I gotta shoot on some shit.

Ronnie: "Shoot"? Isn't that like...breaking kayfabe or something?

Pause. Buzz glares, and Ronnie instinctively flinches, bracing for violence. This is a kid who's been on the receiving end of his fair share of wedgies, methinks.

Buzz:...Just shaddup and turn on the fuckin' camera.

Ronnie nods, shakily raising the camera.

Ronnie: You want me to count you down, or---

Buzz: That's fine, Ronnie.

Ronnie: So do you want to go on 3?

Buzz: That's fine, Ronnie.

Ronnie: So, like...ON 3? Or like...1, 2...3, GO! 'Cause I can do either one. I me--

Buzz: JUST START THE FUCKING CAMERA!

Ronnie: OK OK OK GEEZE!

The red light comes on. Show time, fuckfaces. Buzz rubs at his beard, pacing slightly.

Buzz: Y'know...I gotta hand it to you, Brendan...Jericho...You pulled a Hell of a fast one out there tonight. Ya did what it took when it counted...and I guess I could respect that. I could respect that...if it weren't for the fact you two horse-humping jock junkies didn't need every under-handed trick in the book, plus the assistance of my sorry ass excuse for a partner to get the job done. You two fail-boat riding fuckshits go ahead and revel in yer little victory...'cause I ain't gonna quit 'til I've beat both your asses bloody and taken those shiny little straps back with me, y'understand? So keep yer eyes peeled, fairies...'cuz daddy's home, an' he ain't happy.

Buzz smirks slightly, before his face goes sour again.

Buzz: An' as for my aforementioned "partner"....CopycaTT, is it? The fuck is a CopycaTT, anyways? Kids today...at least come up with a name that makes sense, fer pity's sake...But I'm digressin' from my point. Look, I can forgive a fuck up 'r two. Everybody has 'em...Hell, I have 'em all the time. But don't you DARE come to me with no condescending bullshit like I heard you spewin' ever again. This ain't my first rodeo, boy...and I DAMN sure didn't come to you beggin' for help. I needed a partner, you were comin' in, that's the hand we was both dealt. Period. I don't owe you shit, you don't owe me shit, ya dig? The only thing I care about is showing those two frilly little fruitcakes the intricacies of the arena's lighting system before I take those fucking tag belts. Now you can either be with me, or you can be against me, son, and I damn sure know you don't wanna be against me. Your choice, CopycliTT...be a man and be a champion, or find out what it's like to have my size fourteen lodged squarely in your knotty little asshole. Either way, Black...Jericho...

...You boys are in for a serious fuckin' buzz kill.

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Are you still fucking filming?

Ronnie: Wha? Yeah, why?

Buzz: Oh for fuck's sa---TURN IT OFF!

Ronnie: SORRY! You didn't say cut!

Buzz: I don't say *cut*, you jackass! I did my catchphrase. That's the end!

Ronnie: How was I supposed to know?!

Buzz: EVERY GOOD PROMO ENDS ON THE CATCHPHRASE, RONNIE! Everybody knows that!

Ronnie: I said I was sorry!

Buzz mutters, shaking his head.

Buzz: Fine, Fine...Just leave it by the dead camera guy there. He'll know what to do with it. You want a beer?

Ronnie:...I'm not old enough to drink.

Buzz:...C'mon, we're getting a beer.

Ronnie:...But...my job..I have to...

Buzz: Fuck yer job! We're getting a beer, NOW!

Buzz grabs Ronnie in a headlock, dragging him along, haphazardly, an unwilling participant in whatever debauchery is to come.

Ronnie: But...wait...I have to...

Buzz: Shut up, Ronnie...we have things to do...bar skanks to bang! TO THE BATCAVE!

To be continued...





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Tara Shannon
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I like what we've seen of Buzz thus far. He's a drunken grouch, but still has something loveable about him. I think having Ronnie around as a sidekick will add to the character and give him more to work with.

Now stick around, would ya?
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*Nice one dude!!*


We see Buzz dragging Ronnie the intern by the head, when Ronnie drops to the floor. Buzz looks down.

RtI- I slipped.

BK- You stupid son of a...

RtI- Behind you!

Buzz turns quick and steadies himself, then sees CaTT standing there, watching the entire episode play out with a smile on his face.

BK- Eyyyyuuuuoooo!!!!!

CC- Yea.....me!

BK- Whadda you want! Were celebratin! Right Donnie!!

RtI- Ronnie.

BK- Whatever!

RtI- :acro:

CC- I head what you said Buzz!! And I must say.....I was moved.

BK- Moved?

CC- Yea! Moved to do anything and everything I can not to laugh my ass off!

BK- Why you lil shit!

CC- Easy Buzz! Easy! I'm also here to tell you that you were right!

BK- :blink:

CC- You don't owe me a damned thing! And I don't owe you shit either! This pairing we have happened because of timing! You needed a partner to get the belts and I needed to make my mark with a huge return! Either way you look at it, we may not like it, but we need eachother to get what we want here! You want another shot at The Authority and the Tag Belts!

BK- You bet yer ass I do! Right Lonnie!!

RtI- Nevermind!

BK- Good boy!

CC- And I need to put the screws to one Dolly Madison! What better way than to show her up, than by waving a Tag belt in that "Paris Hilton" wannabe face of hers!

RtI- She has nice boobs though! perky!

CC- <_<

BK- :huh:

RtI- :D

CC/BK- They're fake ya know!

RtI- Thanks for ruining it for me guiys!

CC- :D

BK- :D

RtI- :acro:

CC- So this week Buzz! Meltdown! No card is listed! But I say we make a huge, crater-like impact that makes people stand-up and take notice! I say we take the fight to The Authority!

CaTT extends his hand and Buzz looks at it. He thinks about it and then goes nose to nose with him.

BK- Alright! You an me on the same page! We take the fight to The Authority and then we take the Gold!

CC- And just to show there are no hard feelings.

*he pops a couple of beers and hands one to Buzz. He takes it and downs a long swallow. CaTT drinks and they both look at RtI still lying on the ground. Buzz lifts him and CaTT offers him a beer. Ronnie declines and Buzz steps on his foot. As Ronnie yells CaTT dumps a beer down his throat. Ronnie stumbles and falls and the two look at him and laugh.*

CC- They don't make interns like they used to.

BK- (finishing his beer and taking RtI's) Nope! Gotta post-match bash planned at the bar across the street! You in?

CC- M'eh! What the hell!

BK- That's the spirit!

They start to walk off and look back to see RtI trying to get up. He's drunk after a few swallows. CaTT laughs at him and Buzz grabs him in the headlock again.

BK- This way Bonnie!!

RtI- It's johnnyyyy......I'm mean......donnie.....I mmeeaann.......lonnie......

CC- This should be an interresting night.

BK- You ain't seen nothing yet!!

He walks by dragging the drunk intern.

CC- (to himself) Funny you should say that partner.........I was about to say the same thing.

CaTT swallows the last of his beer and follows.

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Lol, I think what adds to Buzz's love/hate characteristics is that he's rep'd by Bubba. Piicturing him on a drunk tirade was hilarious. Hilarious shit and with Ronnie by his side, it gives him someone to play off of.

Great add on by MR too, if this propels into a actual feud, it's got the perfect set up with you two working well with each other.
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Ford, have you told them who you want Ronnie to be repped by?
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Tara Shannon
Feb 27 2008, 08:50 PM
Ford, have you told them who you want Ronnie to be repped by?

I'm guessing Spike Dudley. If not I'll be disappointed :P

Anyway, good comedic stuff. Excellent work with dialogue and description from Ford, and good to see Raven getting in on the action again. More please.
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I fuckin love Buzz, CopyClitt, I mean come on, its simple yet genius at the same damn time. The interaction between Ronnie and Buzz can equal gold, and so far its full of win. Glad to see the old man posting a reply, while you lacked heavily in the description, even though it was not needed, you made up with some damn good dialog. I can already tell Ronnie/BK/Buzz will be full of hilarious and adventurous...er...well adventures...:)
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Ronnie:

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ftw.
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Tara Shannon
Mar 4 2008, 04:33 AM
Ronnie:

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ftw.

Nice Red X!!
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I don't have a red x.
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Tara Shannon
Mar 4 2008, 05:46 AM
I don't have a red x.

Damn work computers!!


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:( Disapointed
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