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| Andy Bernard | Mar 4 2008, 06:00 PM Post #1 |
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I am a rube of the highest order
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Andy Chills is tired of losing. Andy Chills: I’m tired of losing! Andy Chills is also very redundant. Anyway, he needs to train. Andy Chills: I gotta get jacked! No, not that kind of training. Andy Chills: I have to pump some iron! I don’t think you’re getting it. Andy Chills: I gotta inject some roids! No!!!! Andy Chills: Why not? You almost got fired for that. Andy Chills: Let me ponder for a second. —Insert pondering here— Andy Chills: You’re right! I’m always right! Andy Chills: Why is that? Being omniscient helps. Anyway, you need to train the old fashioned way. Andy Chills: What do you mean? The way the old timers used to train! Andy Chills: I have to wrestle a bear? More modern than that. Andy Chills: But you just said I have to train the old fashioned way! Don’t tell me what I did and didn’t say! I am the law! Andy Chills: K. So what do I have to fight? A lion! Andy Chills: I already did that! Not in this fed. Andy Chills: I’ve stooped as low as to reuse ideas? Eh, why not? Andy Chills: TO THE ZOO! Welcome to the zoo. Andy Chills: Why thank you. You’re welcome. Look to your left. Andy Chills: Why should I listen to you? Lion. Andy Chills What? Just then a gigantic lion pounces onto Andy. Andy Chills: WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!!?!? It’s a lion. Andy Chills: IT’S MAULING MY FACE! Pain is only weakness leaving the body. Andy Chills: IT WAS SO MUCH EASIER LAST TIME! This is a trained fighting lion. Andy Chills: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? So you don’t lose anymore. Quick! You must win! Andy Chills: Fine! Andy quickly locks a sleeper hold onto the lion. Andy Chills: Go to sleep little lion. Go to sleep. Thattaboy. Thattaboy. Once the lion has passed out from lack of air, Andy snaps its neck with his Herculean strength. Andy Chills: Wait! You describe things?!?!?! I’m a man of many talents. Andy Chills: What else can you do? This. Scene fade…. |
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| AD | Mar 4 2008, 06:10 PM Post #2 |
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"5 stars"- :ninja: "Riveting"- Newsday "A Moving performance" - NYT Anyway, made me laugh quite a few times. Nice little piece here. |
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| The Southside Kid | Mar 4 2008, 06:30 PM Post #3 |
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Lil bro, that might be the most random rp ever. Pretty funny too. |
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| Midnite Raven | Mar 4 2008, 10:35 PM Post #4 |
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Still got it Andy! |
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| SoCal | Mar 5 2008, 11:06 AM Post #5 |
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Only you could pull this off man. It was hilarious format wise, but the message was still there loud and clear. Great shit man, great shit. |
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