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The Poo Tree
Topic Started: Mar 3 2008, 04:54 PM (148 Views)
Mr. Antisocial
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Secretary: Yes Mister Johnson, we do have an available slot open this Thursday at three thirty...

A young vibrant, blonde haired woman can be seen at an oak desk. Her thing right hand holding a telephone to her ear, while she uses her left hand to fondle hair and look at the appointment book.

Secretary: No sir I do not have any open spots before that. So would you like me to put you down.....

The young woman becomes visibly annoyed and diverts her attention in front of her. A gentlemen reaches over, grabs the phone from her hands, and she looks on in shock.

Whacko: Good day sir, this is your resident Whacko commandeering this here telephone call letting you know that your problems will be resolved on Thursday at three thirty.

Whacko begins to allow his eyes to roll around.

Whacko: You know, I actually had that dream once. Yeah all you have to do is to quit eating bologna sandwiches after nine o'clock and now is the good time to quit applying peanut butter to your macaroni salad.

He smiles, nods his head as if he is acknowledging the gentleman in front of him.

Whacko: Have a great day sir.

Whacko hands the receiver over to the young beautiful lady as she smiles at him and bats her long black eyelashes.

Secretary: You are always a life saver Whacko, are you the eleven o'clock?

Whacko: That would be me Theresa.

Theresa motions for Whacko to enter the office and the burley BQWA superstar makes his way down the hall. He comes to the white door on his left, does a quick knock, and enters the room.

Whacko: How's it going doc?

Doctor Scott: Like it always does Whacko, slow and painful.

Whacko: Brilliant.

Whacko smiles as him and the doctor embrace in a hug, a manly kind of hug. Doctor Scott waves him to sit down.

Doctor Scott: So how is everything going with you? Ever since we have had a break through, we do not get to spend much talking.

Whacko: Everything is going just fine. I decided to start making my way back to the wrestling scene, which is why I am here. The boss woman wants to make sure all of my gears are grinding smoothly.

Doctor Scott: So like usual we will sit here and talk about golf.

Both men let out a slight chuckle.

Whacko: The only difference is you will be talking about professional golf and I will be griping about the windmill in miniature golf.

Doctor Scott: Oh those were the good ol days. I know what I am about to tell you is suppose to be a private manner with a doctor and patient, but I trust you. Your old friend Adam Edge was in here recently.

Whacko raises his right eyebrow intrigued with what he just heard.

Doctor Scott: It seems to me that you two have went through a role reversal. No longer are you a raving maniac, you are now a pleasant individual. Now Adam is the raving maniac.....

Whacko: Now hold it right there doc, I am still that raving maniac. I have just been studying the dictionary recently.

Doctor Scott laughs.

Whacko: Seriously though. Have I, Whacko, truly gone soft? Lost my ability to have fun and create pure entertainment havoc?

Whacko looks on past the Doctor in a shocked daze.

Doctor Scott: I would not call you soft Whacko, just more open minded.

Whacko: You just don't understand. I'm suppose to be the wild and crazy guy. You know the crazy next door neighbor that walks outside with his robe on and naked underneath the robe getting the mail. Or the bum in your local town that decides it's time to deliver feces next to a parked car.

Whacko looks over to the one corner of the room where a small potted tree lies. The doctor watches him carefully.

Doctor Scott: Do not think about it Whacko.

Whacko: Sorry Doctor, but I am still that raving maniac!

Whacko rises from the chair as the doctor jumps from his seat and blocks Whacko from approaching the tree. The hardcore icon pushes the doctor out of the, drops his pants and..........

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Whacko: A two hundred dollar tree? Come on now, I could have gotten him one for free.......

We now can notice Whacko in a limousine with Mr. Spanky right next to him.

Whacko: Dolly I was just trying to help him with his fertilizing. Do you realize how much that stuff costs now a days? Apologize?

Mr. Spanky begins to play with the window controls.

Whacko: The man tried to tell me I am no longer a raving maniac, I had to prove him wrong......so yes I took it upon myself to drop a deuce in his potted tree. Ok maybe I could have thought up a better way of proving him wrong. I will not apologize.

Whacko hangs up and places his cellular phone in his pocket. He turns to his right to look at Mr. Spanky, but all he sees is the monkeys ass due to him hanging out of the window.

Whacko: Would you get back in this damn vehicle!

Mr. Spanky scurries back inside and watches Whacko.

Whacko: Sorry, just a bit tense after being called basically.....normal.

Whacko shudders in fright.

Whacko: Oh well, I took a page out of your book and introduced the doctor to the poo tree. Ohhhh yeaahhhhhh.

Whacko and Mr. Spanky do a high five.

Fin.
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Harmony
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And he's back!

More Mr Spanky plz.
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Whacko you are a freaky bastard. I like it. I also thought the writing was of pretty good quality - often that suffers during a comedy style rp.

I could see this being a series, or even the basis of a gimmick - trying to tell everyone that you are 'whacky'. And doing deliberately stupid things just to prove it.
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Midnite Raven
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Good to see your back sir! YES!


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SoCal
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Lol, I can always count on Whacko to out due me!!

I loved the RP man and like Cent said, seeing Whacko doing insane shit just to prove he's not "soft" is something that can be both comical and twisted at the same time.

I think you're onto something man, keep it up.
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