| Interview with the Future Tag Team Champs; Part Deux | |
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| Midnite Raven | Mar 6 2008, 06:18 AM Post #1 |
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CaTT helps Cole to his feet and Cole surverys the gym. He sees no one else on the court, but sees Buzz Kreuger and Ronnie the Intern on the high bleachers. CaTT- You ok Cole? MC- I'm fine! He brushes himself off. CaTT sees he has a shiner. CC- Still peeking in the ladies showers? Eh Cole! MC- When you find a place you like....why leave? CC- <_< MC- CC- Don't make me get the bouncer on your ass Cole! MC- NO! It's quite alright! CatT laughs at Cole CC- Excuse me! CaTT dribbles down the court and he stops at the three-point line. CC- Byrd for the three! (swish!) The ball sinks through effortlessly. CaTT gets a quick rebound. CC- Jordan in low! CaTT gets under the backboard and spin-jumps and releases the ball under the hoop. The ball finds it's way into the net! CC- Yes! MC looks over and walks towards Buzz and Ronnie. He sees that they're playing a round of H-O-R-S-E "Beer Pong" style! BK- I said it sinks and you drink! RtI- You said no rimshot! BK- I never said that! RtI- Did too! BK- Did not! RtI- Did Too! BK- Did Not!! RtI- Did TOO!!! BK- Tell you what! We both drink because I'm thirsty and you're wrong! RtI- BK- RtI- Fine! They both chug beers and toos them off the bleachers. Cole looks and sees there's a pile of empties underneath. MC- CatT drives the lane and sinks a basket. He takes the ball to the free-throw line and Cole walks out to him. MC- Hey CaTT? CC- Shhhhh!! Get under and get ready to pass it back to me quick. MC- Um...ok! CatT dribbles and measures. CatT- World B. Free! (swish!) Cole passes it back to him. CatT dribbles again and measures. CatT- World B. Free! (swish!) Cole passes it back to him. CatT dribbles again and measures. CatT- World B. Free! (swish!) Cole passes it back to him. CatT dribbles again and measures. MC- DamN! Don't you ever miss? BK- ONly when it comes to Tara Shannon and gettin her number!! RtI- No he didt!! BK- Oh yu kno I did! Rti- No you did not! BK- The hell I didn't! Buzz and Ronnie argue, then chug and toss the beer over and re-start their games again. Cole looks on surprised. MC- Aren't you going to step in? CC- Why? (swish) MC- Well! Buzz is your partner and he's not working out with you! CC- Cole! Cole! Cole! You miss the point! He is here with me! He just has his own routines! MC- I'm guessing Ronnie's routine includes yacking off the bleachers. They look over to see Ronnie yacking his dinner up ansd Buzz jumping up and down. BK- Yea!! I win!! I told ya you lil shit! Ya can bea me in a farckin' drinkin contesss! Now whosh nexsht! CC- I'm out Buzz! You beat me last night! BK- I guess tha'lll leavesh you Bitch! MC- You mean Mitch! BK- Unless you're drinking...it's bitsh understamd! MC- CatT shoots another basket and Cole reaches out for the rebound. MC- You mind? CC- Knock yourself out. BK- Thish should be good! Cole lines up at the FT line. He dribbles and calls out the one name no one should ever call out at the line! MC- Shaq! For the basket! It goes high and hits off the backboard and rim. DOOONNGGG!G!!!!!!!!! CC- :lol: BK & RtI- ROFLMAO!! MC- ![]() CC- That's the difference between us Cole! You live in your fantasy world, thinking your Shaq! When in reality, you're nothing more than a mcnugget! BK/RtI- He said mcnugget! MColeget! (giggles!) MC- ![]() CC- MC- That's big talk coming from a guy who's gimick is basically stealing everyone's move on the roster! BK/RtI- OHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! SNAP!!! CC- True! But I live in the now and I can back it up when I need to Cole! Kareem! Sky Hook! CaTT releases the ball and it sinks in the basket! BK- RtI- HeY!! I cn doo that! Watsh! Beer Pong ball! Off the camera! Rebounds off the ball and off BItches big shnozzer! BK- :lol: Lil fucker's drunk! CC- MC- :giggety: RtI- and into the cup! Ronnie bounces the ball and it hits off the camera, off the Ball CatT is holding and is headed right for Cole's face! Cole dodges it at the last second. MC- Hey! RtI- You made me miss!! You shit! BK- Ronnie calm down! RtI- Eyyyeeeoooooooouuuwwwww Fffuuucckkkkeerrr!! You son of a bitcsh!! BK- We'll be right back! RtI- I'm gawna kill you!! Ronnie charges and buzz holds him back by his pants. Buzz lifts him by his belt and he dangles there for a bit until his belt snaps. THUD!! BK- Opps! RtI- OWie! CC- :rolleyes: MC- There's a small eerie break of silence, finally CaTT breaks it. CC- Now! You can say all you want about me and Buzz Cole! But notice who won last week! We did! And notice who ain't talking! The Authority! BK- Because we showed them at MD that they can and will be beat! RtI- (lifting his bloody face off the court) Thatsh right! CC- Our only problem with the win last week was that it wasn't for the Tag Team Title! But now they know in the back of their minds, we don't have to say, I'm gonna beat you! BK- Or...I think I can beat you! Because bottom line Cole! We beat those boys outright! RtI- (dusting himself off) Amen! CC-And there's only one thing they can do Cole! And that's Open their eyes, wide! Because the next time they see us, we'll be wearing the Tag Team Gold! BK- Damn Straight! RtI- WOOT!!!!!!!!!! Buzz hand each of them a beer. They toast eachother and down them and head out the door. Cole looks around and picks up the ball. He begins shooting bricks when he hears a familiar voice coming from the stars. ???- Hiiyiii!! MC- Cole turns and sees it's the bouncer. MC- Bouncer- Alright Bitch! I know you're not interrested! And it's cool! Now! You have five minutes on the court and you have to clean up! MC- Clean up? Bouncer- Yea! All those beer cans and that pile of vomit, not to mention the blood and the mess in the ladies shower, just be sure it's empty this time. The bouncer leaves and turns out the light, leaving Cole in the gym by himself. MC- END! |
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