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Topic Started: Mar 6 2008, 04:54 PM (431 Views)
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And open scene. Where are we? BQWA headquarters. Or something. It doesn’t matter. What matters is the man walking down the corridor on his mobile phone, kilted up and talking extremely loudly.

Gogz: Aye, last night wis fantastic…aye, aye, ah’m sair in places I shouldnae be…whit? Ah’m in the BQWA building…

He passes a few doors, and some bystanders, BQWA workers who are glaring at him, obviously showing resentment that this turncoat has been readily accepted back into the family by Madam Dolly. Gogz ignores them, or perhaps does not even see them, being so preoccupied with his phonecall.

Gogz: …got an interview, since ah’m noo employed again they’re gonnae use me fir promotional work again. So whit ye daein’ the noo? Uh huh, aye, a ken the man, guid man. Errand? Somethin’ ah should ken aboot? Nah, alright…

He stops at a door and enters without knocking, still on his phone. In this new room is your bog-standard interview room. Camera set up, BQWA banner for the subject to stand beside, and of course a cameraman. Gogz continues.

Gogz: Aye…right. Ah’ll leave ye tae it, keep the bed warm fir me…aye…see ye later…

With a extremely self-satisfied smile on his face, Gogz snaps shut his phone and turns to the cameraman.

Gogz: This gonnae take long, lad?

Cameraman: No, not at all mate. Wouldn’t want to keep you from Envy now, girl like that needs attention…how is she, by the way?

Gogz: Nae idea lad, no’ spoken tae her in a few weeks. Noo, lets get this rollin’…

The cameraman has a look of puzzlement on his face, and scratches his head.

Cameraman: Uh, then who were…

Gogz: Roll the camera, lad. Noo.

The cameraman looks like he is ready to enquire further, but shrugs his shoulders and gets behind his camera, preparing the equipment. Gogz walks in front of the banner and limbers up.

Cameraman: Ok, you’re on in five, four, three, two, one...

Gogz looks down and allows the camera a few seconds to soak in his appearance…kilt on, leather jacket on, yet EWA shirt still present underneath his jacket, openly taunting those in the BQWA whose careers he tried to end. He looks up and sets his eyes on the camera, speaking in slow, calm tones.

Gogz: An’ here ah am…still here. Ye sent Andy after me, an’ a struck him doon. Winnae get rid o’ me that easy, Dolly. Ah’m a fighter. Ah never quit. Ah’m no a coward.

A look of disgust crosses his face.

Gogz: Unlike someone ah could mention. Ah think ye ken wha’ ah mean, an’ a think he does as well. Oh, he kens alright, he kens an’ no doubt he’s sittin’ watchin’ this, in his hoose bought wi’ money he never earned, money gave tae him based on one guid rookie year an’ a whole lot o’ nothin’ else…aye. Ye ken wha’ ah mean.

Adam Edge. SoCal’s Finest. Or should ah say, SoCal’s Yellowist. See, ah’ve extended an invitation tae Mr Edge. He’s cordially invited tae meet me one-on-one in the middle o’ the ring…ah, no’ like that! No, we wouldnae find Adam Edge actually wrestlin’, wuid we? That might scare him aff! Nah, fir the second time in his life, ah want Adam tae be on the most talked aboot interview show there is.

Gogz’s Pit. Show up, Adam. Nae Webb this time. Nae Glacier. Nae eXponent, even. Just yersel’, me, an’ some stools. We’ll hae a guid time Adam…a time ye’ll never forget, oh it’ll be magical…just magical…

The short interview is over, as the camera focuses in on the awful smile that has crossed Gogz’s face. Fade to a crooked grin, filling the screen, smiling at the atrocities being committed in the man’s head.
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The scene opens up to a decked out backyard, in beautiful southern California. It's morning and there is no better time to be enjoying the sun in SoCal as the early morning temperature has already hit 78 degrees. Sun rays reflect off of the glistening in ground pool and bounce off of the patented shades of The Entertainer of the Decade, Adam Edge.

AE stares intently over the balcony of his home at the vast Pacific Ocean down below. The early morning beach goers already swarming the warms sands and bathing in the cool waters.

Adam wanders deep into thought and for a moment, serenity soothed him from head to toe.

It would turn out to be his last moment of peace for the day. His phone began to ring as it set perched on his patio table.

It was another call from them. He shouldn't answer it...in fact he couldn't. He promised Dr. Scott that after his phone interview last time, contact with that breeding ground for soul-less fucks wasn't the best thing for him.

Adam flips the phone open and puts it to his ear.


AE: Yeah Cole?

Mitchell: Adam! It's Mitchell Cole from the BQWA!

Adam is obviously frustrated by the non sense of this phone call already.

AE: HEY COLE! BUDDY! HOW THE HELL IS YA!?!?!

Mitchell: Good Adam, I'm real good. So I'm calling to...

AE: I know, I know...you want to know about me and my new lady. You want to know about the latest movie ya boy SoCal's been offered! You want to know if Ryan Seacrest's hair smells like fruit smoothie!

Mitchell: Actually no, I was thinking that you didn't watch much BQWA anymore, so I wanted to let you know about the statements Gogz has recently made about you.

AE: Who?

Mitchell: Gogz.

AE: Now why would I give two shits about what Wade Boggs...

Mitchell: No, no, no...Gogz is a BQWA Superstar.

AE: Get the fuck outta here...Wade Boggs wrestles!?!?!

Mitchell: What the fuck is your problem? Gogz is the Scottish fella who invited onto his talk segment at Immortals...

AE: Shit, that guy wrestles? You would've sounded more believable saying Wade Boggs Mitchell. But anywho...is this shit up on the website yet?

Mitchell: Sure is.

AE: Okay, good...hang on one bit and let me check this out for myself.

Adam reaches to the right of his patio chair and pulls his laptop into of all places, his lap. He quick navigates himself to the BQWA website and sure enough, right there on the main page is that piiece of shit. Adam presses play on the video and proceeds to watch.

The video wraps and SoCal brings the phone back to his ear.


AE: You there Cole?

Mitchell: Yep.

AE: I watched that damn video and I didn't hear my name once in there. I couldn't understand one damn thing the man said to be honest.

Mitchell: He's basically sent you an open invite to appear once again on his talk segment, Gogz Pit.

AE: Oh that's original.

Mitchell: Okay, Adam EDGE.

AE: Oh go to hell Cole, what else did the kilt say?

Mitchell: Um...he basically called you a coward from start to finish really.

AE: He did????

Mitchell: He called you SoCal's Yellowist and said that said that you didn't have to wrestle because it'd scare you off.

AE: You got time for a quick interview Cole?

Cole: Tapes already rolling man.

AE: I want to take this time to let everyone one know, especially guys on the brink of the undercard...you're almost there Gogz...keep striving. I'm taking this time to let you know Gogz, that if you're going to muster up the haggis to call out the biggest name in BQWA's history...call out the longest reigning champion to ever grace that ring...disrespect that man who signifies the word ENT-TER-TAIN-ER...the least you could do iis take a damn dialect class!!

Would you walk up to Jimi Hendrix and butcher the English language as you spit in his beard a guitar challenge? Would you stumble your ass right up to Michael Jordan and abuse him with words as you begged for a game of one on one? How about this, would you ever spit out more incoherent thoughts like you just did if you were challenging Harmony to a dick sucking contest?!?!

Bottom line is, you called out the best and you half assed it. Sorry son...I don't get out of bed for less than a champion. Give me a call when you headline a PPV...until then, bitch I'm retired.

And with that, Adam slams the phone shut and throws it into the pool. He lays his head back onto the chair and folds his hand behind his head, basking in the now blazing sun.

The serenity was gone...but the desire was there.

The scene comes to a close.
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THIS IS MONEY! *Clap clap clapclapclap*

Looking forward to this feud. A clash of styles and personalities would be an understatement. The smooth, Playboy legend versus the gutteral Scottish oddball.

Good stuff, and I hope to see more....DEFINITELY looking forward to the Pit segment.

:rockon:
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I'm marking out for seeing Adam actiually RPing this time :angie:

Brilliant work gentlemen.

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On TBS. Very Funny.

I'm so happy to see Adam back into the flow and hopefully this means he's actually returning instead of just RPing :ninja: Adam, as always, you're dialogue is surperior to almost anyone's and once again you prove why you're one of the few in this place's history who's promos I will go out of the way to read. Awesomeness.

Gogz, I wanna know if you weren't talking to Envy, then who was it. And if it's not her, can I have Envy? I want to be on her. I want to show her my many leatherbound books and show her that my apartment smells of rich mahogany. No, but seriously, I love how once your character gets into "promo mode", he speaks a little bit of broken english, but when he's himself, you can barely understand him. Shows the diversity of your character and the way he has to adapt to the business. I also liked the old school feel to your character's promo (within in teh promo zomg). It felt like watching Piper call out the Mountie. And just like The Mountie, SoCal always gets his man.

*cattle prod*

aye.
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