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| Harmony | Mar 11 2008, 10:12 AM Post #1 |
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Gogz once fucked a ginger
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It's been a strange week for BQWA World no.1 Contender, A+. Since he announced his impending retirement at Immortals, he's had all sorts of people approaching him. Fans begging him not to go. Fans thanking him for the years of entertainment. Former wrestling colleagues reminiscing about past matches. Current wrestling colleagues stating that they'd like a match with him before he finishes. And, as he makes his way down the corridor towards his locker room, he's constantly stopped by people, most wanting to shake hands and pass on their good wishes, with a few congratulating him on becoming the no.1 contender again – a handy reminder that, just because he's announced the retirement, his career isn't over yet. Not by a long shot. But even Plus didn't expect to be approached by the man now stood just to the side of him with a hand on his chest to stop him from progressing further. Plus follows the path of the person's hand…arm…shoulder…and finally the face. And Plus' own face hardens immediately upon realising that the owner of that hand is his opponent for tonight, Johnny Karisma. Karisma wears an evil-looking smile – smug, but sinister. He moves quickly to stand in front of Plus and removes his hand, looking upon it with disgust and wiping it on his t-shirt. JK: Well, well…if it isn't BQWA's no.1 contender… Plus: Well, well…if it ain't Biggie's no.1 altar boy, yo! After a brief second of looking like he was prepared to lay out Plus there and then, Karisma calms himself and readopts his smug façade. JK: Cute, Plus. See, that's what I'll miss the most, when you're gone. Your pathetic little attempts at humour to distract us all from the real issue…fear. Plus adopts a mock-confused look, cocking his head to the side in an exaggerated manner. Plus: Really? Fear? That's what y'all think the real issue is here? JK: I don't think, Plus. I know. See, I heard your little speech on BQWA.com. "I've done it all"…"There's nothing left for me"…"I don't need the risk". Pfft, spoken like a true pussy. Face it, Plus. The real reason you're retiring is because you're scared. You've seen Featured Attraction come back together as one, and you're remembering what we put you through the last time, and you don't want any part of it, because we will truly finish you…and your wife…this time. Plus: Ah yes…Featured Attraction. You and Biggie back in the saddle! We don't pay y'all to be fuckin' witty, huh? Listen to me, bitch. Even though I thought y'all might actually honour a commitment fo' once and stick with us…even though Harmony warned me time and again that y'all would stab us in the back and I told her I didn't think so, a part of me always knew that y'all would do it. A part of me always knew that y'all would go screamin' back to Biggie, if he asked you. If he batted his eyelashes just enough to make you cream yo' pants. If he told y'all he loved you. Felt good, didn't it, homie? When he held y'all in those big strong arms of his. Made y'all feel like a real woman, did it? With that, Karisma's eyes fill with rage, and he grabs Plus around the throat, forcing him against a wall. JK: Now, you listen to me, you piece of shit. I made the choice because I can't fucking stand you. I made the choice because I trust Biggie more than you. I made the choice because I wanted to see you and that stupid whore of a wife of yours suffer a little more. Most importantly, I made the choice because I'm Johnny Karisma, and I do what the fuck I want, when the fuck I want to… All the while, Plus has been gasping for air, and eventually manages to wrench himself free of Karisma's grip with a well-placed knee to the gut, which doubles him over temporarily. Plus: Yeah, well…tonight…I'ma do what the fuck I want to. Seein' as this is an Immortals Rewind I'ma whoop y'all from one end of this arena to the other, just like I did when I beat yo' ass and took yo' title, and left y'all cryin' like the little bitch that y'all are! Karisma roars and takes down Plus with a spear, before the two men start rolling around the floor, hitting each other with left and right hand punches for a few seconds, before referees, backstage crew and other wrestlers come in to try and break it up. Scene fades. |
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| Centurion | Mar 11 2008, 10:16 AM Post #2 |
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Good trash talking there. A decent, simple, to the point promo, focused on hyping up one match, and doing a good job of it. I approve |
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| Big Evil | Mar 12 2008, 02:48 AM Post #3 |
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On TBS. Very Funny.
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lololol. YOU"RE GOING DOWN FAG~! |
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