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| Blonde Doctor | Mar 8 2008, 03:56 PM Post #1 |
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The scene opens in a electronics shop there is a frustrated woman standing behind the counter, next to a very enthusiastic looking sales clerk, there are numerous mobile phone boxes strewn over the counter. Woman: I’m sorry miss, we don’t seem to have the phone you are looking for, now if you will excuse me, I have other customers who may actually buy something. Dylan: Moany old bat, you’ll still help me though won’t you Jeff? Jake: It’s Jake ma’am but yeah I don’t get off until 5 so you have me until then. Dylan turns her attention away from Jake/Jeff whatever his name is and she spots something out of the corner of her eye and starts running across the store, she snatches a phone of a poor unsuspecting business man who was in the middle of a call. She takes it back to the sales desk offering it up to Jeff. Dylan: This is it, this is the one I want, I need it now. Jeff carries out the transaction before handing Dylan her purchase and giving the irate business man his phone back which has been ringing constantly. Dylan doesn’t offer her thanks to either of them she just hurries out of the shop as she has places to be. She gets out her own phone and makes a quick call there’s someone she needs a favour from and he’s only happy to oblige. Cut to the dining hall at the latest BQWA venue Plus is sitting alone at a table there is a plate of food in front of him, but he doesn’t look too pleased to be eating it. Dylan sits down opposite him, putting her handbag on the table. Dylan: Hi there, hope you don’t mind me joining you, you don’t good, I just wanted to congratulate you on being on your way to getting your most prized possession back. Plus: I already gots ma babygirl back, yo. Dylan: Yeah? I was talking about your chance at getting the belt back but yeah you think about your wife. At this point Dylan reaches for her bag accidentally knocking it over, numerous items fall out rolling to the floor, Plus leans over to pick some up for her ever the gentleman , whilst he is distracted Dylan switches his phone for her recent purchase hoping he won’t notice the difference,. Plus passes her things back mutters his goodbyes picks up his phone and walks off. Dylan sets to work straight away sending a text message to Harmony from Plus asking her to meet him. Dylan has to get there first but she needs to pick someone up first so she heads to her car, pulling up outside the house she starts to step from the car but the man she’s looking for is already getting in the passenger side. Dylan: Hi, before we start I just wanted to say you don’t need to do say anything to her I just want you to stand there and look menacing you got that? I want to scare her good and the man that recommended you said that if she saw you she’d pee her pants, well not quite those words but you know what I mean. Man: Yeah, I know what you mean, let’s do this. Dylan drives her car down to the lowest level of the underground car-park and stops in the darkest corner, she got out of the car telling her companion to wait and to come and get her in fifteen minutes. She heads to the spot where Harmony is going to meet “Plus”. Dylan sees Harmony waiting looking a bit confused probably wondering why her husband would want to meet her in an underground car-park. Dylan: Gosh if it isn’t Princess Harmony, what are you doing hanging around in a dirty smelly car park, I thought you would have had enough of places like this, let me guess it went something along then lines “Yo, boo we needs to meet up for some alone time, but I can’t get away from the cameras following me meet me at Greenwood St car park“, Am I right?? Harmony: Do I detect a hint of jealousy Dylan? I have to say, green really isn't your colour. Dylan: yeah I'm jealous of two has-beens, one a former champ who screws his friends, the other a now wait for it a former champ who screws his friends, but enough about you two. Ok so you’re probably wondering why I got you here, after you tried to stand up to me when I interrupted your little love-fest with Constance, I noticed something yeah you’ve been here for ages and yeah you’re good, sorry let me correct that were good. I noticed that no-one has the balls to take a stand against you I mean there’s Constance but she’d rather kiss your backside than say anything bad about you, come to think about it, didn’t you two do a little ass kissing. Harmony: Oh how droll. An attempted joke at my past personal life. Because of course, you're so original trying that Dylan: Oh come on Harmony (no pun intended) I’m just messing with you, playing a little game, but more of that in a minute, I wanted to let you know I’m not like all the other women in this division sucking up to you, like Arati wanting to be your friend, I’ll tell you what I think, not what you want to her and well Harms you’ve had it, you’re no longer Queen Bee, you used to be, but you lost it, you let your guard down and they got to you. Harmony: You keep telling yourself that, because obviously it's helping you sleep at night. Dylan checks her watch and she sees that her fifteen minutes is almost up. Dylan: Shut up, I’ve heard enough, right know I want to play a little game with you, ok here’s how it works I’m gonna pretend to be someone and you have to guess who I am, if you guess right I won’t give you a beating, ok here goes, wait I’m gonna need some help for this one, ahh here’s a fine looking chap he’ll help me. Ok this is it “Oh Mr scary Kid Disturbed please don’t hurt me, oh get away from me. Kid Disturbed walks up to the two women, Dylan is giggling to herself, and you can see that Harms is a bit shaken, she turns away trying to gain her composure. Kid Disturbed: Hi ladies, fancy bumping in to you two. Dylan: Aren’t you going to say hello to my friend Harmony?? Harmony: I'd rather choke. Dylan: I brought him here to show you that I mean business, that you don’t scare me but I can sure as hell scare you, I’m not going to step aside and let you walk all over me, you want to get to the top again, well you better follow me and hope to god I slip up, cos you Princess aint getting past me. Ok we need to go now there’s someone I’ve got to see, but try to screw with me and we’ll be back and next time he won’t be so quiet. Dylan turns and walks away, Kid Disturbed walking behind her, they both turn to look at a very relieved Harmony, they laugh, and move to get in the car but Dylan runs back towards Harmony, and gives her a huge back-handed slap across the face. Dylan: You never guessed who I was pretending to be. |
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| Harmony | Mar 8 2008, 04:03 PM Post #2 |
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Gogz once fucked a ginger
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Not bad missy, but you'd better believe you will pay for that at some point. |
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| SoCal | Mar 8 2008, 06:24 PM Post #3 |
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I liked the way Dylan is in her own world most all the time. She has not one ounce of innocence in her body and apathy is not a trait that she could ever pull off. Very matter of factly and if someone doesn't like it, then that's tough shit for them. Great RP DD, can't wait to see more from you and Harms both. |
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| Arati Raman | Mar 9 2008, 06:57 AM Post #4 |
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I loved the "Jake/Jeff...whatever". That is Dylan to a T. Self centred and loving it. Nice little attack on Harmony. She's becoming more and more vicious. Less of just an annoying bitch but now there's a lot more venom and spite. Keep up the good work. |
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| Big Evil | Mar 12 2008, 02:29 AM Post #5 |
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On TBS. Very Funny.
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Wow. Are the rumors true? You don't even watch wrestling that much? Because, I don't know, the way you nailed that promo, christ. I can honestly say this was the first promo of yours I read all the way through. I'm not kissing ass and saying it's the greatest promo of all-time, but it was a damned good promo for somebody I wasn't too aware had this amazing of writing skills. You got people's characters down to the 'T', which makes me think hey, you, and probably only you, actually do read people's promos and the shows we write. Keep up the good work. |
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| Chain | Mar 12 2008, 05:05 AM Post #6 |
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Killed Phenetic & Probably Andy Chills
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I CALL SHENANIGANS |
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