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Mental Game
Topic Started: Mar 12 2008, 02:17 PM (135 Views)
Andy Bernard
I am a rube of the highest order

Welcome to training session numero dos!

Andy Chills: You’re bilingual?

I’m a multitalented man.

Andy Chills: You’re a man?

Do I sound like a woman?

Andy Chills: You don’t really have a voice.

Don’t tell me what I do and don’t have!

Andy Chills: And why can’t I?!?!?!

Because I control things around here.

Andy Chills: Prove it!

SNAP!

Andy Chills: What was that?!?!?!?!

Look down.

Andy looks down at himself and now sees himself magically dressed in women’s clothing.


Andy Chills: WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!? Fix it!!!

No.

Andy Chills: And why not?

Because I control things. Didn’t we already say this?

Andy Chills: I guess so…

Learn to listen!

Andy Chills: I know how to listen!

Then what’s my name?

Andy Chills: Ryan Murdoch?



Andy Chills: Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

Your stupidity amazes me.

Andy Chills: Understandable. Now how the heck is this supposed to help me with training? And can you please get me out of these clothes?!?!?!

SNAP!

Andy Chills: Thank you. Now, training?

What about it?

Andy Chills: Don’t I need to do it?

Oh yes, you’re in dire need of it.

Andy Chills: Then why are we standing here talking?

I’m not really standing….

Andy Chills: Floating then?

I’m not sure…

Andy Chills: We’ll go with floating.

Floating it is!

Andy Chills: Training?

We’ll get to it.

Andy Chills: Oh, when pigs fly?

Oink, oink.

Just then, a pig goes flying right past Andy’s eyes.


Andy Chills: Oh of course!

So what have we learned today?

Andy Chills: I guess to pay attention, and listen to people who know better. Take in your surroundings, and you’ll be more aware.

Apply it.

Andy Chills: If I study Phenetic, if I listen to what he says, listen to what other people say about him, then I’ll succeed. Wrestling isn’t only about the physical aspect of things, it’s a mental game too.

See you tomorrow.

Andy Chills: :blink:

What?

Andy Chills: How’d you do that?

Same way I do this.

SNAP!


Andy Chills: GODDAMMIT!

Scene fade….
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Harmony
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lol, very good grasshopper.
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