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Greatest. Interview. Ever.
Topic Started: Mar 19 2008, 04:01 PM (1,067 Views)
Big Evil
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On TBS. Very Funny.

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Playboy.com has an interview up with Maria where she talks about her sex life. Some highlights are below.

On her favorite sexual positions: I like being on bottom. I have so much control in the outside world, I don't necessarily want it when I'm in the bed. Depends on my mood. Sometimes I can be aggressive; other times I'm pretty passive.

On whether she prefers giving or receiving oral sex: Oh, definitely giving. Boys are gonna love that one!

On the craziest places she has had sex: Oh, gosh, there've been a bunch. Of course I've done the whole pool table thing. Done the really, really disgusting dirty bathroom on a road trip. I hope my mom doesn't read this -- I've done the parents' bed. Never done it in the bathroom [on a plane] but I might have done a few acts in the seat sitting next to someone. I've done it in the car. I've done the balcony at a hotel...that one was recent.


:epic:
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wow....oh wow....i'm speechless so many thoughts/fantasies are flowing through my mind.
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Sounds like a right slut.....Which I love :)
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:o WOW. :epic:

the haiti kid
Mar 19 2008, 09:18 PM
Sounds like a right slut.....Which I love :)

:epic: lol i second that. :lol: She's a wild one. :D This is indeed a superb interview.

Maria :milkshake:

Big Evil did she say other stuff in that interview, just don't wanna go onto playboy.com. :(
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After this interview, i need to take a 20 minute break. But yeah, she sounds like kind of a whore, which is awesome.
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CM Punk is so lucky. Addictive must be loving this interview. :lol:
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Mar 19 2008, 05:59 PM
CM Punk is so lucky :lol:

Not lucky enough....since they broke up.

Maria sounds like a party girl, which means she probably doesn't fit in with Punk's straight edge lifestyle :lol:
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Mar 19 2008, 10:26 PM

Not lucky enough....since they broke up.

Maria sounds like a party girl, which means she probably doesn't fit in with Punk's straight edge lifestyle :lol:

:lol: :lol: I didn't know that. Which wwe superstar is she dating now? Who's banging her now? Santino. :lol:
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http://playboy.com/sex/d12/maria-kanellis/index.html

Link to the whole interview :angie:
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Diva Maria: I have a couple of nicknames. Kitty is the big one right now, from the way I act in bed -- from crawling or the way I arch my back during sex.

Diva Maria: I'm actually pretty plain, when it comes to what I sleep in. I just wear sweats to bed. But when I'm walking around the house, it's just me in a pair of shorts, or just some pants. I'm usually topless.



Ridiculously teasing.
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lol, she's awesome.

and i think she is banging santino.
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Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph, she wants to have sex in a ring. I love this women.
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I don't feel sorry for Punk, he hit it and quit it, it's what he does. Miss Brooks, Daphney (hot in a goth way), Maria, he's getting them all, he just needs a black chick now, he's already had a tig ol' bitty bitch, a goth chick, and the girl next door.
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I bet Punker's hitting Leyla as we speak.
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Leyla's not black. Then again, Punk probably wouldn't fuck a black chick.

I'd be honored if he was bangin' Mickie.

Chances are, he's having a diva competition of some sort to see who he gets next.
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On TBS. Very Funny.

...Layla is black.
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God.... DAAAMMM

Man I love maria :angie:
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First of all, like BE said, Layla is black, very light skinned yes, but black all the same, and why wouldn't Punk fuck with a black woman? The dude seems pretty open and progressive to me, he doesn't seem the person to discriminate between races.
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About the interview, it really does make Maria seem like a total slut, which is cool, we need more sluts on TV, I mean more good looking sluts, we've seen enough of Britney and Paris, thank you.
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Have you ever had sex in the ring?

Diva Maria: After a match, no. Would I like to? Yes. How hot would that be? Wrestlemania...and after Wrestlmania, spending some time in the ring...please! Knowing how many people were in there before. Ah! Amazing. We're all performers -- every single one of us. That would be amazing.

Now this is my funniest line ever, wait for it........wait for it.......


I'd get tickets to that!
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