| The BQWA Proudly Presents the Hall Of Fame 2008 | |
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| Harmony | Aug 2 2009, 12:50 PM Post #1 |
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So here I am with my thoughts of you And this world I've left for me The video opens up with backstage shots of this years inductees, showing Whacko walk towards the gorilla position for another match, Kid Disturbed warm up in preparation for battle and Skye Jones stretching out backstage to ready herself for another fight in the squared circle. Stoic faces when I think of you And how I once believed More images of are inductees fade in and out, including Joey Styles screaming his trademark phrase while sat at the announce table, Adam Edge signing autographs for screaming fans, Charles Everton pulling on his knee pads while sat in his locker room and Halo psyching himself up behind the curtain just before his entrance music hits. So now you call me, but you know I won't let you through I've myself to deceive Adam Edge makes his trademark entrance, the gold pyros exploding behind him before he slides into the ring, humping the mat then jumping up and throwing his arms out, soaking in the crowd reaction to his appearance. So leave the memories alone I don't want to see Halo battles with Cobain in the ring, kicking him to double him over before pulling him in and hooking his arms, leaping up and dropping down to plant him with a Halo Driver and pick up the win, holding his arms aloft in victory. The way it is As to how it used to be Kid Disturbed makes his way around the outside of the ring before jumping up onto the apron and pausing once stood, looking out into the crowd then throwing his arms out to the side and spitting out his mouthful of water, sending the crowd into an absolute frenzy. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Joey Styles sits at the announce position, going red in the face as Tara Shannon gives him a peck on the cheek during her initial entrance on Meltdown, making Howie Felterbush sit next to him gawking with jealously. And I'll hold you here in my memory Charles Everton lifts Fuel up above his head, holding him up by his arms for a few seconds before dropping him forwards, slamming Fuel into the mat head and neck first before hooking the leg to pick up the win, the Monarch Of The Mat waving regally to the crowd in celebration of his win. So I find me in your garden now A sad smile for the scene Whacko throws a fist up into the air while walking down the ramp, soaking in the adoration of the fans before rolling into the ring and making the double guns sign with a smile on his face, the crowd eating up his actions. And all the flowers that we planted now Taken by the weeds Skye Jones climbs the turnbuckle to the top, taking a second to steady herself before leaping off and spinning mid air, executing a perfect The Skye’s The Limit and landing square across Jessie Baltos’ midsection to secure the victory in a successful retention of her title. But in my minds eye, you know they still bloom for me They stand tall there, in that summer breeze Kid Disturbed takes hold of Big Evil by the wrist and whips him at the ropes, sending the big man sailing back towards him only to almost near take his head off with a clothesline from hell, turning the then Primetime Champion near inside out and leaving him on the mat to writhe in pain. Leave the memories alone I don't want to see Joey Styles makes his way down the ramp just minutes before a live broadcast, waving to the fans as he goes then slapping hands with as many fans as he can reach as he makes his way around the ringside area to take his seat at the position that has been his for 7 years. The way it is As to how it used to be While stood precariously on the top turnbuckle, Adam Edge wraps his arm around Johnny Karisma’s neck before leaping off and twisting around, planting him into the mat with The Headcheck Tornado DDT, leaving Karisma dazed on the mat and allowing Adam to raise his arms up to a cheering crowd. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Skye Jones stands in the middle of the ring, her eyes locked on her opponent and long time rival, Harmony, the 2 divas never flinching as they stare into each other’s eyes, their history and feelings being relived through one glare. And I'll just hold you here in my memory Halo and Jason Webb share an intense staredown backstage, the 2 former team mates showing nothing but bad feeling for each other despite their previous successes as a team. In my memory, yeah Charles Everton makes his way down the ramp with his cane in hand before climbing the ringsteps, pausing on the outside to wipe his feet on the ring apron then climbing through the ropes and giving a courteous bow to the adoring crowd. So leave the memories alone I don't want to see Whacko allows Big Evil to lift him into position for a Tombstone piledriver before reversing the move, spiking Big into the mat with The Move That Sells, leaving him sprawled out on the mat while the masses chant Whacko’s name. The way it is As to how it used to be Different shots of Adam Edge, Kid Disturbed and Halo holding the titles they’ve won during their tenure with the BQWA flash past. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Another range of title images, this time from Skye Jones, Charles Everton and Whacko. And I'll hold you in my memory A slow fade of interchanging images of all the inductees, beginning with Joey Styles, then changing to Charles Everton, Kid Disturbed, Halo, Skye Jones, Adam Edge and ending with Whacko before we fade into the opening graphic. ![]() "Leave The Memories Alone" - Fuel continues to play on as we get a glimpse inside of the jam-packed, sold-out Gibson Amphitheater in Los Angeles, California. ![]() We get a view around the entire ampitheatre to see the entire BQWA roster plus a sold out house of at least 8,000 fans seated throughout the theatre. We see shots of superstars such as Dolly Madison, Andy Chills, Daniel Sorbello, Tara Shannon, Colossus, Josh Dean, Phenetic, Abso Tomko, Brendan Black, Jericho, Owen Bourne, Ryan Murdoch, Gogz and others dressed in tip-top shape, some of them looking better than they ever have before. Expensive dresses and fancy suits out the wazoo. They're all on their feet, the entire place is, applauding for what should be an absolutely magical night. The arena is seated as Mitchell Cole's voice comes over the loud speakers. Mitchell Cole: Welcome to the BQWA Hall of Fame, live from the sold-out Gibson Ampitheatre in Los Angeles, California. Here to help us induct the Class of 2008, please welcome the Master of Ceremonies for the evening, he is the former 87x Universal Heavyweight Intergalactic Champion of the World...he is "The Natural Boy"...Atkie! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! ![]() The melodic sounds of "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" begin to play and the crowd once again rise to their feet and begin applauding as "The Natural Boy" makes his way out to the stage, looking as sharp as ever, in a Gucci Suit and Tie, hair slicked back, looking old school as all hell. He struts out on stage a bit and looks around at the crowd with a big smile on his face. The fans go nuts, WOOOOOOOO'ing up a storm for one of the greatest of all-time. Atkie shuffles the papers he has in his hands and puts a pair of glasses on as he approaches the podium. He signals for the audience to be seated. ![]() Atkie: Haha, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Atkie: It is a distinct honor and pleasure to be here tonight as the "Master of Ceremonies" for the BQWA Hall of Fame 2008, the second year in a row. I guess I didn't mess up bad enough last year, so they decided to bring me back. Then again, who else were they gonna have to do it? The crowd laughs at Atkie's first cheap joke of the night. Atkie: This year's class is...undoubtedly...the biggest and most special class we've ever inducted. I'll tell you what, at one point, it's funny...everybody that's being inducted here tonight was absolutely DESPISED...HATED...in this business and in this company, even. But here we are tonight, on a night that's for them and nobody else but them, and look at the turn out. It goes to show you that no matter what character you may portray in the ring, whether these fans boo you or not, it's nights like this that you can tell how much this business mean to the fans, and how much the fans mean to this business. I'm sure everybody being inducted here tonight will say it, but I'm going to beat them to the punch. NONE OF THIS would be possible, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE would be here tonight if it wasn't for you, the fans, and for that, we owe YOU a standing ovation. Let's go, give 'em one, guys. All of the superstars that are seated in the front of the ampitheatre stand up and turn a bit, applauding the fans for being so loyal to them and the BQWA product after all of these years. Atkie himself even applauds the fans. The fans are gracious, chanting, cheering and applauding back to the superstars. Atkie: Let's get down to buisness, shall we? Tonight, like I said, is a night that's going to be remembered just...just forever. And to kick it off, what better way then to induct the voice of the BQWA, the man who's called each and every moment of the superstars careers being inducted tonight. Let's take a look... ![]() The screen fades to black. An audio clip is played of a man screaming the next few words... Voice: OOOOOOH MYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOD~! ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: For over 15 years, one man has definied the art of broadcasting and play by play announcing. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: He's the only announcer in wrestling history to call a Pay-Per-View by himself, and he did so with class and grace. He works as well with others just as he does himself. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: His talents expand across the country and through the strands of time, starting in a small bingo hall in Southeast Philadelphia with Extreme Championship Wrestling, to the streets of Atlantic City with the Evil Wrestling Alliance. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: From there, he would go on to have a brief stint in Major League Wrestling, followed by traveling the world with the Top Rope Talk Wrestling Federation, and most recently, for the past five years, he has been the voice of the Busted Quad Wrestling Alliance. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: His voice has been stamped on some of the greatest moments in BQWA history, and for many years to come, his name and voice will be associated with professional wrestling. "OHHHH MYYYY GOOOD, ADAM EDGE HAS JUST SPEARED DXKID THROUGH THE CAGE~!" "AND BIG EVIL HAS DONE IT, IN HIS HOME TOWN, AT THE EWA ARENA...BIG EVIL IS WORLD CHAMPION!" "OH...MY...GOD, HALO HAS JUST SOLD HIS SOUL TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF~!" ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: The BQWA proudly welcomes Joey Styles into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. An honor that truly deserves...an "Oh My God". ![]() We fade back out to the arena where everyone's applauding. Atkie: And here to induct him, you know him as the "Quintinsential Studmuffin", ladies and gentlemen, Howie Felterbush! "When Worlds Collide" - Powerman 5000 begins to play as Howie Felterbush makes his way out from the back, cleaning up nicely and looking sharp for once. He gives Atkie a nod and a brief handshake as he heads to the podium. Howie shuffles in his blazer pocket and pulls out his speech, looking around at the crowd with a sly smile on his face. Howie Felterbush: Welllllllll, Wellllllllllll, Welllllllll...There's alot of reasons to be here tonight. Could it be to see "The Monarch of the Mat" Charles Evertn? Could it be to hear the sweet, sweet words of "Mr. BQWA" Halo? Or what about the "Entertainer of the Decade" Adam Edge? No, no. You see, you're not even here tonight to see the man I'm inducting, the man who has the distinct pleasure and honor of being my best friend. You're all here tonight, you're all watching tonight on TV, and just like tomorrow night at Immortals, you're tuning in for one reason, and one reason alone. You're watching to see me...Howie "Hall of Fame Two-Thousand and Eight, Doesn't It Feel Great, Like The Smooth Feel Of Silk, And Just Like Milk, I Do The Body Good" Felterbush! The crowd goes nuts for one of Howie's old school rants. The entire roster is applauding and laughing. The camera gets a shot of Constance Kent blushing and right behind her, Josh Dean is letting out a big belly laugh. The fans begin a "HOW-IE! HOW-IE! HOW-IE!" chant. Howie Felterbush: In all seriousness, I'm here tonight to induct a man who's voice is more famous, in my humble opinion, than any other wrestling announcer in history. This man's voice may not be raspy like Gordon Solie's, it may not be charateristic like Good Ol' JR's, but damnit, it didn't need to be. Since 1993, he has been unquestionably, the best play by play man in this business, BAR NONE. A nice round of applause coming from this statement, an obvious shared sentiment. Howie Felterbush: And while he didn't say things like "Pier 6 Brawl" or "Government Mule", while he didn't call moves "suplays" or matches "slobber knockers", he was able to hook you in with his solid delivery, his calling of actual moves, his telling of the stories behind the match, and three words...three words that have captivated a wrestling world for 15 years. You know it, I know it, and I'm going to try my best to impersonate it...*ahem*...OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOOOOOD~! A huge mark out moment for the crowd, as some of them try to immitate the "OH MY GOD" as well. The camera gets a shot of Owen Bourne getting a good chuckle at Howie's impersination of Joey Styles. Howie Felterbush: He got his start in 1992 as an intern for Pro Wrestling Illustrated. It was soon there after that he took notice of a small upstart NWA promotion in Southeast Philadelphia called Eastern Championship Wrestling. He tried out for the position of commentator but was over looked by Tod Gordon for a man named Mick Karch. Who? Exactly my point. It was after a genius by the name of Paul Heyman took contorl in 1993 that he pushed and pushed, and eventually was able to get Joey the job as the lead, and solo, announcer for Eastern Championship Wrestling, which would go on to become one of the most influential, to this very day, promotions in history who's three letter'd name were just as famous as it's announcer's three word'd catchphrase...that company was Extreme Championship Wrestling...E...C...W. A brief "E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!" chant breaks out in the fans. Howie Felterbush: On April 13th, 1997...Joey made wrestling history, setting a standard in this industry and accomplishing a feat that has yet to be matched. At ECW's first Pay-Per-View, Barely Legal, Joey was the first announcer in wrestling history to call a Pay-Per-View, SOLO. He would go on to do that at the next SEVEN...count 'em...SEVEN ECW Pay-Per-Views, once again, a feat that has yet to be even thought about, let alone done. In a world full of Mark Madden's, Jerry Lawler's and even your's truly, Joey was one of a kind, and didn't need to play off the schtick of a color commentator to get himself over. The crowd applauds as Howie nods and looks back down briefly at his speech before continuing. Howie Felterbush: After ECW folded, Joey took time off from the wrestling business in an active on-air role. He would, along with Bob Ryder, run one of the first Internet Wrestling gossip sites in history, 1wrestling.com. He also, along with the "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, take hand in the short-lived Major League Wrestling promotion in 2001. It was shortly after that promotion folded that Joey Styles went back to the independent circuit, announcing for the TRTWF for close to 3 years. It was during his time in the TRTWF that Joey met a man by the name of Big Evil who would re-introduce him to the world of extreme, bringing him into the new promotion, the Evil Wrestling Alliance, deep in the heart of Atlantic City. Joey's voice became synonymous with the EWA much like it did with ECW. Once the EWA folded in 2005, Joey focused all of his attention on another upstart company...a company you may or may not have heard of, a company who's presence you are gracing tonight...the BQWA. A huge, HUGE round of applause for the cheap plug of the BQWA. Howie Felterbush: Joey would set another industry standard, working for both the BQWA AND the WWE as the lead play-by-play commentator up until two months ago when Joey stepped down from his duties as announcer on WWE's ECW on Sci-Fi to focus more on his career behind the scenes at the WWE, and to re-focus on his career in the BQWA as it's lead announcer. Whether it's been by himself, or even with somebody like me, Joey's never let himself be held down to any industry standards. He IS the industry standard ladies and gentlemen. And it gives me great, great, GREAT pleasure to induct the greatest announcer in this company, in this sport, and of all-time...as well as a man I'm even more proud to call my best friend...into the BQWA Hall of Fame, Class of 2008! Ladies and Gentlemen...JOEY STYLES! Howie begins the applause as the entire arena stands to it's feet and begin a standing ovation, screaming and shouting, for Joey Styles. "When Worlds Collide" begins to play again and Joey makes his way out from the big with a tear in his eye and the biggest, biggest smile he's ever had. Styles: First and foremost, it's an absolute honor to see Howie Felterbush take time out of his busy schedule of appearing constantly on "MSNBC's: How to Catch a Predator" to come out here tonight to induct me into the Hall of Fame. The entire crowd cracks up laughing. The camera gets a shot of CopycaTT in the audience cracking a joke, at Howie's expense, to his old friend Dr. Kaplan. Styles: And that's where I gotta stop because that last sentence is just...surreal. Who would've thought that yours truly would be inducted into any Hall of Fame of any sorts in any business, especially this business which I've grown so fond of over the years. I got my start thanks to Tod Gordon and Paul Heyman in Eastern Championship Wrestling which as you know grew to become the cultural phenomenon, Extreme Championship Wrestling. For eight years I was the play by play announcer there and it was a tremendous honor and a great learning experience, meeting working and becoming friends with such people as Terry & Dory Funk, Mick Foley, Tommy Dreamer, the Sandman, Taz, and that's with one Z, Raven, Chris Candido and of course, Joel Gertner. I'd like to send out a personal, personal thanks and debt of gratitude to both Paul E. and Tod whom, if it wasn't for them, I would've never gotten a spot in this business to begin with. The crowd gives a huge round of applause for the aforementioned people. Styles: I want to make this short because I promised myself I wouldn't carry on and ramble with stories upon stories because as much as I love this award and this honor, I feel tonight should be and will be more about the wrestlers that are being inducted. Joey fumbles around with the papers he has for his speech. Styles: On a short list I've kept in my pocket this entire weekend that I've been editing and updating non-stop, there are some people I want to thank. I want to thank, as I said, Paul Heyman and Tod Gordon. Other people from ECW, I want to thank Rob Buffone, Chris Anderson, Peter Senercha, who you know as Taz, Tommy Dreamer, Mick Foley, Terry Funk, Raven, The Sandman, The Blue Meanie, Stevie Richards, Cyrus the Virus, Joel Gertner, the late Chris Candido, Rob Van Dam, Sabu, Shane Douglas, every single person that ever stepped into that arena and made it the most memorable 8 years of my life. From wrestler to fan to producer to crew member to vendor, I thank you so much. The crowd brings up another "E-C-DUB! E-C-DUB!" chant. Styles: The tribe of extreme still live! For my time spent and still spent in World Wrestling Entertainment, pretty much most of the aforementioned since they currently do or have worked with the WWE while I've been there. On an added list, I'd like to thank Jim Ross, Jerry Lawler & Michael Cole for showing me the ropes there and doing what they were taught to do, which added in with what I already did, I think made me a better announcer than I've ever been. Betty the make-up girl for making me look presentable, I know everyone says that, but it's the truth. John Lauranitis, Brian Gerwitz, "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes, Arn Anderson, Steve Keirn, Rick Steamboat, Michael Hayes, Bruce Pritchard, Pat Patterson, Gerry Briscoe, Shane & Marissa McMahon, Stephanie, Linda & Vince McMahon and everybody involved over in Titan Towers and all of the athletes who put their bodies on the line more than anyone else in this business. The entire audience gives a huge, huge round of applause for the BQWA's working partners and allies, the WWE. Styles: Most importantly, I'd like to thank the following people from the BQWA, TRTWF & EWA. Darkness for being one of the best stick men in the business but vastly underrated. Joe Buckshaw Lawrence and Edwin Avalos for taking a brief gig and perhaps doing an equal if not better job than Howie & I do. Big Evil for giving me a chance at the EWA when I was jobless, as far as the wrestling business goes, and putting a good word in for me at the TRTWF, even though that was the most miserable two years of my life. I'd like to thank the entire crew of Road Agents in the back of the BQWA, those who never get any credit: Griff Vain, DiablouS, Nature, Edwin Avalos, Daman, Halo, Rage, Cobain & Angel, all of whom are responsible for the action and the entertainment you see every week on BQWA Television and get absolutely NO credit for what they do. Team Kold for being two of the best behind the scenes talent coordinators of all-time and the absolute best at gorilla position. Dolly Madison and her entire family for being absolutely wonderful to me and my family. The entire BQWA and it's fanbase, aside from ECW, this has been one helluva ride and I'll tell you what, it ain't over til it's over...and baby, it ain't over. The crowd give the biggest applause of the speech thus far, hoping the end of Joey's career is nowhere in the near future. Styles: Last but certainly not least, Howie Felterbush. You're the greatest color commentator of all-time, and you are another vastly, vastly underrated talent who gets absolutely no credit. I went most of my career with out a steady broadcast partner, and as great as that was, as much of a learning experience as that was...my broadcast partnership with you and more importantly my friendship with you is one of the most important relationships I've ever had with a person. Thank you for everything, thank you to all of you the fans and thank you to the BQWA and just for the hell of it...*ahem*... OOOOOOH MYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD~! The crowd raise to their feet quickly and applause as "When Worlds Collide" begin to play again. Joey walks over and hugs Howie tightly. Joey heads to sit down at the designated seat for him on the stage and Howie heads out to his seat back in the audience. Atkie comes back to the podium and looks around as the fans settle down again. Atkie: That was great. Joey, brother, you deserve it just as much as anybody here. And uh, I know this wasn't brought up in my introduction or Howie's, but let's hear it for Joey being the first announcer inducted into the BQWA Hall of Fame. The first of many firsts here tonight! The crowd applauds as Joey nods his head, with a smile, towards Atkie. Atkie: Our next inductee...is a real son of a bitch. The crowd laughs. Atkie: And that's no joke. I respect him, I love him...But seriously, calling him just a son of a bitch is the nicest thing you can say about him. Let's take a look. ![]() The original song stops playing and a more dramatic tone takes center stage. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: He is a One Man Army. He has been one of the most storied superstars in wrestling history. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Getting his break into the business in companies such as WZCW and later, WCCW, Kid Disturbed rose to prominence as one of the "torch bearing" superstars of both companies, even lending a hand in the booking department during WCCW's heyday in 2004. But it wasn't until coming to the BQWA that Kid Disturbed became the superstar he is today. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: The word legend is tossed around many times in this business, but more will credit Kid Disturbed with their desire to get into the business than almost anybody. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: While never holding the World Championship, Kid has remained one of the few superstars who's never needed a title to be "a star", a feat only a very slim few before him have had. He's launched the careers of Andy Chills and A+, and has had lengthy battles with Adam Edge, Big Evil and Josh Dean. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: After retiring following last night's Pay-Per-View, many wonder if this will be the last time that the One Man Army ever steps in between the ropes. The answer lies only within him, but until the day that answer is revealed, we have years upon years of memories to remember him. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It is with the upmost respect and recognition that the BQWA welcomes Kid Disturbed into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() We fade back out to Atkie clapping his hands at the podium. Atkie: This oughta be interesting. Ladies and Gentlemen, here to induct him is the man who, I personally guarantee you, will be inducted into the Hall of Fame one day. Tomorrow, he's announced his retirement, and he battles Josh Dean on the grandest stage of 'em all. You love 'em, I love 'em...Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for A+! ![]() "Superstar" - Lupe Fiasco begins to play and the fans go absolutely insane as A+ makes his way out from the back with a big grin on his face. He looks around with the look of a child on Christmas. His peers in the audience are even on their feet, applauding a true hero and future HoF'er, A+. Plus pumps his fists up and down and walks to the podium, taking one last look at the crowd before speaking. A+: Y'know, when I was told that this next guy was gettin' inducted into the Hall of Fame, yo, I was thinkin' 'damn, I hope this means that the sumbitch is retirin'. He's unbearable enough as it is, never mind having a Hall of Fame membership to brag about!' But, turns out that he ain't goin' nowhere yet, so I went out and bought 50 pairs of these… Plus reaches under the lectern and pulls out a pair of industrial headphones – the type they use on construction sites. The audience laughs, in the audience, Kid's wife shakes his head in mock disappointment. A+: So, to any current roster members, stop on by ma locker room at Immortals, and I'll hook you up, a'ight? Cos y'all is gon' need them, trust me… The audience whoops and hollers a little, before settling down again. A+: Nah, but seriously though, any wrestlin' fan worth his salt knows just how far me and Kid go back. It was Kid and Cobain who convinced me to leave the easy life at WZWF and join the madhouse at WZCW. At first, ah thought they'd done it as some kinda elaborate joke, like I was bein' punk'd befo' the idea was even a glimmer in Ashton's eye. But it turned out to be the best move I ever made, not just because of what ma career became, but because I made the best friend I ever had in this business. The audience applauds the sentiment, as Kid gives an acknowledging nod up to the stage. A+: Even when we was at each other's throats on TV, or when either of us had to take some time off, we always had time for a phone call or a drink. It was always me and him playin' cards, or talkin' 'bout the Lions or Tigers or Pistons…oh my…So, when it comes to bein' ma friend, he'd have been in ma Hall of Fame years ago. But, obviously, this is the BQWA Hall of Fame, and we're here to honour his career. And it's been one hell of a career, ain't it? I mean, come on…that guy sittin' right there is Kid motherfuckin' Disturbed! ![]() "The Enemy" - Godsmack begins to play as Kid Disturbed slowly walks out to a massive, MASSIVE pop. He rushes right over to Plus before tears or emotion can hit either of their faces. He hugs Plus tighter than he's ever held anyone before in his life. Once he lets ago, he approaches the podium slowly and looks around. Kid grabs his plaque and steps to the podium. The crowd continues to roar. He leans into the mic, and waits for the crowd to quiet down, and they respectfully do. Kid Disturbed: Um, wow. I think for the first time in my life, I am truly at a loss for words. I didn't plan on making this long winded in the first place, so you'll have to forgive me if I don't spend the next eight hours up here babbling like Plus just did. The crowd laughs as Plus gives Kid a friendly "piss off" with his middle finger extended high in the air for all to see. Kid laughs and extends the same courtesy to Plus. Kid Disturbed: Man.......Years ago, if somebody had said that I would be standing up here, excepting an award for this, I would have laughed and smacked them up side the head for being dumb. In no way, shape, or form, when I got into this business did I ever think that I would reach the status, if you will, that I have. But, through hard work and determination, I suppose I did reach that status. But, just like any other sport, there comes a time when you realize you can't do this anymore. There are people waiting to knock you off, who are much better than you, and it gets harder and harder to hold on. I've alway's prided myself on being a pretty intelligent man, and after the War Games match, I realized time had passed me by. There are much better....." Big Evil suddenly cuts Kid off from the crowd, and shouts "AND YOUNGER!", sending Kid, the wrestlers, and the fans into hysterics. After it calms down a little, Kid continues to speak. Kid Disturbed: And younger, as Big so eloquently put it, wrestlers out there. And being the intelligent man I like to think I am, I knew it was time to call it quits. People came up to me, and said "But Kid, you haven't won the big one yet! Why not make one more run at it?" And believe me, I thought long and hard about that. And after about twelve beers and a few phone calls, I realized that belts don't mean anything in this sport. They are nice to have, and they show that you are one of the best, but ultimately, the respect of your peers is the best "title" one can hold. And this plaque that I hold in my hands now, is a sign of that respect, and all the belts in the world will never take that "title" away fro me. The audience applauds, as Kid takes it in for a few minutes. Kid Disturbed: With that being said, there are some people who I would like to thank for helping me win this "title". First and foremeost, Cobain. If it weren't for you, I would have never got started in this business, and for that I thank you, and thank you for being my friend. All the guys and girls back in the WZCW/WCCW days. Man, we had a Hell of a time back there, before things started to spiral downwards, and I will ALWAYS cherish those memories. Thank you. On to the WZWF/BQWA portion of my career. DX Kid and Raven. These guys were alway's friends to me, and always treated me with respect, and they are part of the reason I came back to the business, and for that I thank them. Adam Edge. Man, I didn't know you until I got here, but boy, am I glad I met you. You're a Hell of guy, and been a friend as well, and for that I thank you. The crowd applauds as Kid emotionally looks on at his speech and back up at the crowd. Kid Disturbed: And last but not least, and in no particular order......The "New Breed", the "Young Bloods" or any other cliche dealing with the fresh faces you can think of........Big Evil, Johnny Karisma, Ryan Murdoch, Colossus, Tara Shannon, Harmony, eXpo, Gogz. You guys have all treated me with respect and been on Hell of a group of friends and working partners. And for that, I can't thank any of you enough. All I can say is, to all of you, keep doing what you're doing. You guys, and the others in the back are what keeps this business fun, and continue to revolutionize it. I watched a stand up comedy show by Martin Lawrence once, and he ended his skit with a quote, and I think that quote fits perfectly well to you guys now. "Ride this motherfucker 'til the wheels fall off!" Thank you, and good night! Kid steps back from the mic and salutes the fans one more time, and his former co-workers, as they alll applaud his speech, and the man himself. Plus takes his seat back in the crowd as Kid Disturbed goes over to his seat on the stage. Once again, we join Atkie at the podium. Atkie: For the first time in history, the BQWA is proud to induct it's first FEMALE competitor into the Hall of Fame. Let's take a look at this vivacious vixen... ![]() The screen fades to black and stays that way for a second. A voice over from a promo a long, long time ago speaks up. Skye Jones, VO: Just because I'm better than you doesn't make me a bitch. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: She's one of a kind. One of the brightest, most prolific stars in our generation. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Her name is forever enshrined in the stars of women's wrestling with the likes of Richter, Moolah, Young and Stratus. She was graceful against men, and a talent against women. She is Skye Jones. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: After debuting in early 2001 in WCCW, she would go on to become the company's first female World Heavyweight Champion, amidst controversy, but nonetheless she wore her crown with great prestige. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It was upon coming to the BQWA that Skye Jones would go on to become arguably the greatest Women's Champion and Women's athlete in the company's history. Her feud with Harmony, which spanned two years, was the ceremonial passing of the torch from one great to a future great. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It's a distinct pleasure that the BQWA welcomes Skye Jones into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() Atkie: Here to induct Skye Jones, her greatest rival and opponent of all-time, who'll be challenging for the Women's Championship tomorrow night. Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the princess of the BQWA, HARMONY! ![]() "Just A Girl" - No Doubt begins to play and Harmony, dressed beautiful in a dark purple sequin gown, comes out from the back with a big smile on her face. On her way out, she stops to give both Joey and Kid Disturbed huge hugs and kisses on the forehead, congratulating them on their inductions. She steps to the podium and smiles as she begins to induct her long time friend. Harmony: Excuse me a second. Harmony visible takes a deep breath, using her hand as a visual aid, lifting it up and then down in front of her mid section to mimic the action of her diaphragm. Harmony: I’m trying to control myself. I happen to know the boys in the back have got a book going on how long it takes me to start blubbing like a baby, so I’m going to try and hold out as long as possible. The entire audience begins cracking up. As a joke, on the camera, we see Brendan Black handing Jericho a 20 dollar bill. Harmony spots them and gives them the finger, enciting a bigger laugh from the crowd. Harmony: Let me take you back two years and a half. Johnny Karisma was making Fuel his bitch for the InterNational Championship in a best of seven series, Big Evil was making Jason Webb run crying for his mummy, Adam Edge and Whacko were striking fear into the hearts of McDonalds workers everywhere, and me? I was busy making out with Constance Kent and looking pretty at ringside. But behind the scenes, I was learning the trade and building up to a match where I’d become the number 1 contender to the Women’s Championship. And the champion at the time? Skye Jones. The woman, the myth, the legend. The crowd applauds. Harmony: Yes, when I was told I’d be next in line to take her on, my stomach suddenly appeared in my mouth. Here was me, a newbie with little experience being told “hey, you’re going to be taking on one of the most prestigious female wrestlers of our time next month, good luck!!” then just left to consider my challenge. Needless to say the word nervous didn’t even begin to cover how I was feeling. I was excited, but I couldn’t tell which feeling was stronger, the giddy excitement or the nauseous nerves. The crowd chuckles a bit, we get a camera shot of A+ watching on from the audience. Harmony: Hell’s Fury came and went, I won my match, Skye retain the title, then I decided to bite the bullet and actually go talk to her about what we wanted to do with this feud, I ended up acting like a little child meeting their favourite singer. You know the whole deer in the headlights look. She pauses, imitating the look by widen her eyes and opening her mouth, much to the pleasure of the crowd, who laugh at her mocking. Harmony: It took a few minutes, but I finally came down from star struck and we were able to discuss what we wanted to do, and I found out from just one conversation that I was going to thoroughly enjoy working with Skye, as we both agreed that we wanted to make an impact and put the Women’s division on the map because we both know how hard it is for women in this business. The conversation kind of went like this. “So what do you want to do?” “Well I was figuring I can kidnap you, get in your head” “……. Cool!!” Alot of the crowd that are "in the know" give a nice, hearty laugh to the story just told. Harmony keeps on reading. Harmony: I was such a fangirl. It makes me cringe to think how I was in that first meeting and what my first impression was to Skye, but she must have seen past my nerves because she stuck with me longer than any of my on screen relationships have! The camera suddenly scans around the crowd, finding Constance Kent and Mavrick in separate seats, laughing until the camera lands on A+, wiping a tear of laughter away. Harmony: Two title changes and two feud of the year awards later, I think it can safely be said we did that. I feel proud to say I achieved those awards with Skye and I can’t think of anyone else I would have wanted to have shared them with. We’ve been through a lot together. Kidnapping, mind games, attempted arson, War Games, TLC, attempted murder, rape charges and baby-napping. I think I got it all … Oh wait, she slept with my then boyfriend and faked a pregnancy. Wow, I suddenly feel like I’ve just summed up a WWE creative team meeting. Another cackle of laughter from the crowd. Harmony: Her dedication to the business is truly awe inspiring and I’m sure it has inspired many women after me getting into this business. Not many women are willing to get bloody, have their head shoved down a toilet, jump off the top of cages and make out with me, which, I hasten to add, she had no objections to what so ever. I will say though; she is one hell of a kisser. Kip is one lucky man! Harmony herself burst out laughing as the camera pans to Kip in the crowd, nodding along and mouthing “I am”. Harmony: I can safely say that no one since Skye has made me truly push myself to the limits I did against her. Was it a desire to be better than her? Potentially, but I think for the most part it was because I had found someone I clicked so well with in the ring and outside of the ring. I think I’d be lying if I didn’t accredit most of the wrestler I am today to Skye and my extended working with her. I find it an honour and a privilege to be inducting Skye Jones into the BQWA Hall Of Fame, and while to many she is a bitch, the devil and just plan evil, to me, she is a friend. The crowd applauds as Harmony, herself, becomes teary-eyed finally. Harmony: So enough of me babbling on. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the Mistress Of Manipulation and the first female inductee to the BQWA Hall Of Fame, Skye Jones!! ![]() "Dani California" - Red Hot Chili Peppers begins to play as Skye Jones slides out of her seat in a sleek, black off-the-shoulder Bagdley Mishka dress that hung to her ankles, with a slit veering up her thigh. Her hair is propped up in a messy bun on the back of her head, with loose curls lining her face. Considering she just gave birth to a child, she looks incredibly svelte, though much more curvy in certain areas. Approaching Harmony on stage, the two eye one another fiercely, mocking their past, until Skye breaks the gaze and gives her a huge hug and a kiss, which for many men in the audience seemed to last longer than the actual 2 seconds it was. Harmony hands a teary-eyed Skye her award, then walks away, allowing the now hall-of-famer to give her acceptance speech. Skye: Wow. Who would have thunk it? I know I was only in BQWA for a little over two years and some people might think I don’t deserve this, but it still feels really good to be up here. Gazing down at her award, she breaks out in a nervous laughter, then composes herself enough to carry on with the remainder of her speech. Skye: I started wrestling when I was 16 years old after years of self loathing and overcoming personal tragedy. Ironically, I found BQWA in the same way, only I felt stronger the second time around. I was ready to be the best I could be and through two years of demented, psychotic and sometimes over the top storytelling, I think I accomplished that. But obviously, I could not have done that alone. First and foremost, I have to thank Killer Kowalski and his team for giving me the best training I could have hoped for. To be the best, you have to learn from the best, and without that school, I’d never have the guts or the passion to risk everything in the ring. I’d like to thank every person I have worked with, every competitor that has stepped in the ring to challenge me, those who have had a backstage influence on my career, even Dolly Madison. No one can contain the ringing off boo's that emerge. The camera pans over to Dolly, eyes rolling and all. Skye: I know, shocker, huh? But if she hadn’t approached me with this opportunity, then I wouldn’t be here. So I guess I need to thank the bitch. Dolly looks puzzled at the rare compliment, allowing a semi-genuine, yet obviously uncomfortable, smile to creep out from underneath her pugnacious face. Skye: Of course, there is one person in particular who pushed me into a new level of expertise, and she just happens to be the person presenting me with this award. Her head turns and looks over at Harmony, as the crowd cheers for the blushing Brit. Skye: As annoying as she may be on camera, no one affected my career like Harmony. No one. Without her, I would not be standing up here today. Before Harmony, I really didn’t experience any sort of challenge. Yeah, I fought guys a lot and a lot of them were physically tough, but none of them had the connection that we did. That’s a very, very rare thing to find in this business. Many of us go through fighting different opponents and not thinking a thing of it. But when you step into the ring with someone who is just as hardworking, determined and passionate as you, something special happens. A chemistry is formed that is undeniable. I was lucky to find that chemistry in my career. A lot of people don’t, and it’s kind of sad really. We brought out the best in each other, and I am so privileged and grateful to have shared this experience with her. She is a mentor, incredibly talented, undoubtedly a future all of famer, and above all, a great friend. Not too shabby of a kisser either. She giggles, watching Harmony’s face turn into a new shade of red. The two exchange smiles, as the waterworks begin to flow from both ends. Skye: It was truly an honor to be in a program with her, and I miss trying to kill her. Harmony shakes her head and laughs, as does most of the crowd. The chuckles are broken into cheers as Skye blows a double handed kiss to Harmony, softly whispering “thank you” under her breath. Skye: There’s also another group of people I need to thank, those who were not even involved in my career at all, but did their own part in inspiring me. Two are in heaven, one is in a crib at home and the other is in the front row. To my husband – whose name I won’t say due to potential riots breaking out. Crowd: Kip! Kip! Kip! She laughs at the crowd reaction, as her husband rolls his eyes in the front row, chuckling at the sight. Skye shrugs her shoulders, looking a little dumbstruck. Skye: I tried. I tried. But seriously, you’re my rock. Without you, this experience would never been as special. Thank you for staying beside me, sharing this journey and our newest “journey” at home. But most importantly, for making life worth living. Kip pulls a stiff tissue from inside his lapel, dabbing it against his eyelids. Skye: There’s only one more person worth mentioning in this speech and I’m looking at them right now. Her hands extend upward with pointed fingers, and scope the audience. The crowd rallies behind the recognition with screams and applause. Skye: Even if you were one of the many people who chanted “crackwhore,” “psycho,” or the ever popular “slut” at me. You made me work my ass off to get up here, and I hope I made it worth your while. She takes hold of her newest set of hardware, holding it above her head. Skye: Thank you! Edited by Harmony, Aug 2 2009, 12:52 PM.
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Skye walks over, holding her dress up a bit, and walks over to her old flame, Kid Disturbed. With no awkwardness, and the most professionalism and sincerity, she hugs Kid and congratulates him. She then walks over to Joey and congratulates him as well. Harmony heads out to the crowd and grabs her seat next to A+. he kisses her on the cheek, congratulating her on a job well done. Atkie's back at the podium. Atkie: Always a bombshell, absolutely amazingly and stunningly beautiful. Great to see Skye take her rightful place in the Hall of Fame. Alright, with that said, we've got a few left, and they keep getting better. Let's take a look at our NEXT Inductee... ![]() We fade in to a still picture of one of the most prominent BQWA superstars of all-time. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It takes a great superstar to have the type of matches he did. It takes a great man to be the person he is. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Halo started out in the WZWF in 2003, running alongside such greats as Johnny Karisma and Charles Everton. It was those three, along with superstars such as Rage, who fought against the system of "the old guard" and broke through to the Main Event level, making it possible for the superstars of today to have a chance at the "big time". ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Halo was arguably the more successful of the group, going on to win the World Heavyweight Championship a record-setting three times, defeating the likes of Griff Vain, DXKid and Charles Everton along the way to capture each title reign. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: He was "given the torch" by his long time best friend, Griff Vain, and in turn, passed said torch to unquestionably the hottest commodity in pro wrestling today, Colossus, on Halo's way out, something he didn't have to do, but wanted to do. A testament to the absolute honor and respect Halo carried with him throughout his career. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: He'll be remembered for his five star matches, his extraordinary promos, and a character that caused you to love him, even when you hated him the most. He was, is and forever always will be "Mr. BQWA". ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It is with insurmountable prestige that the BQWA welcomes Halo into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() We fade back out to the amitheatre and Atkie at the podium. Atkie: Ladies and Gentlemen, our next guest needs no introduction. He's a man that you never thought you'd see in the BQWA again, and up until right now, his appearence tonight has been a complete secret. But we just couldn't keep him away from inducting one of his best friends. Ladies and Gentlemen...DXKID~! The crowd gasps with shock and then encite a MASSIVE, MASSIVE pop. ![]() "The Kings" - Run DMC hits and the crowd is still in absolute shock as sure enough, none other than DXKid makes his way out slowly onto the stage with a smile on his face. He looks around, cracking his neck, enjoying the rush he's getting from the crowd. He looks at Skye, Joey and Kid, and bows to all of them quickly. Everyone in the ampitheatre is on their feet, applauding the one night only return of one of the greatest, DXKid. I'm sorry to do this to you, the reader, once again. But unfortunately, after promising he would write the Induction speech for Halo, DXKid never got back to any of us with an actual speech or excuse explaining why he could or couldn't write the speech. So with a few words, I will say that Halo is one of, if not the most, under appreciated RP'ers we've ever had, and even more than that, one of the greatest. I'd like to personally thank Halo for every single thing he did both on CC and as an RP'er. On behalf of BQWA's Creative Team, we formally induct Halo into the 2008 BQWA Hall of Fame. ![]() "It's Me Bitches" - Swizz Beatz begins to play as Halo makes his way out from the back in suit and tie, with the biggest smile he's ever had on his face. He waves to the crowd, as his smile grows, unbelievably, even bigger. Halo: Thank you. First things first, I want to thank the guys in the back for bringing my name up so quickly. When I said I was taking a break, I really meant I was taking a break. I still don't consider myself retired but...who knows? Hall of Fame, or not, I'll tell you this right now...you ain't, I PROMISE YOU, you AIN'T seen NOTHIN' yet. The crowd applauds. Halo: I broke into the BQWA/WZWF via a contest and I never looked back. Its given me a lot of memories. A lot of friends have been made and a lot of enemies have been made. At the end of the day my time in this business has been time well spent. I am a three time champion. I am a former tag champion. And whether people like it or not, I was the definition of consistency during my era. Halo pauses and smiles. Halo: But this is coming off extremely self serving right now. I couldn't have done this alone and I didn't do it alone. My first thank you is directed to whoever decided that the Kamakazie Kamp would be a good idea. The Kamakazie Kamp gave a lot of amateur guys a chance to go pro and produced myself and my next thank you.....Griff Vain. The crowd catches a glimpse of BQWA Hall of Famer and Road Agent, Griff Vain, dressed in his best out in the audience, paying attention with a tear in his eye. Halo: Griff, it feels like every time we stepped in the ring we brought the best out of each other. We took it to another level with every confrontation. When people asked 'what can they possibly do next?' we thought of something fresh. For that I am eternally grateful. If I could put a gigantic nail in the coffin of my career it would be wrestling Griff Vain one last time on the biggest stage in the business......Immortals. The crowd applauds for Griff some more and cheers for the name of Immortals. Halo: My second thank you would be directed to the man who inducted me: DXKid. I asked for DX to induct me and I did that because I know that DXKid is one of the guys who always had my back. He always saw that I was more then a mid-card guy. He always saw that I was a superstar waiting for an opportunity. And he gave me that opportunity when he feuded with me. So thank you DX. I also want to shout out Jason Webb. Despite the fact that we aren't on good terms and he isn't really on good terms with anyone, Jason Webb was a big part of my career. Jason Webb has been beside me during some intense wars. He has had my back when its been me against the world. Jason is a complicated guy. I don't know why he does what he does. But Jason Webb had a lot to do with my success whether I or other people like that. So I hope where ever Jason is he reads this and knows that I don't have much malice left towards him. The slate is clean. Most of the fanbase at the actual venue boo the holy hell out of the arena. And let's not lie, so do almost the entire staff and stars of the BQWA. Halo: Charles Everton.....man. I can't tell you the amount of 'FUCK THIS PLACE' chats I have had with Charles Everton. There was a time where we were both wondering when we were gonna get our dues. Well....it looks like we finally got them man. It took a lot of blood spilled and a lot of broken bones but we are finally at the top. And just like our multiple titles reigns, no one take take this from us. Its truly an honor to be inducted alongside Charles Everton. Hes another guy who seemed to bring out the best in me and I hope I did the same for him. The crowd applauds for both Hall of Famers, Everton & Halo. Halo: My last long thank you is Big Evil. Thank you. There was a point where I was tired of this business. Then Big Evil came in and brought a side out of me that I hadn't seen in a while. People like to hate on this guy but he busts his ass and he is the reason this place is still standing. Thank you for being sort of a ressurection for me. The crowd gives a nice reaction for Big Evil before returning their attention back to Halo. Halo: I am gonna wrap this up with a few quick ones. I want to thank Adam Edge for being Adam Edge. Hes been a great guy to talk to and seek advice. Always a great guy to talk about the fed and exchange ideas with. Harmony is Harmony. I think she doesn't get the credit she deserves for basically being the Queen Bee of this place for a long ass time now. Midnite Raven has also been another guy with absolutley no ego. NyQ and Nature....two guys who will be special to me because they didn't quite break the barrier that me and Everton were able to. Whacko for being crazy.......and if I forgot anyone please don't take it as disrespect. Its hard to think of people to thank when you've had so many great people involved with you. Thank you very much! "It's Me Bitches" begins to play again as Halo strikes one of his old school casual poses for the fans. DXKid and Halo embrace one last time as DXKid heads to the back to do whatever. Halo goes over and takes his seat on the stage alongside Skye Jones, Kid Disturbed and Joey Styles. Atkie's back at the podium. Atkie: Our next inductee...Well, I don't wanna give him too much of an introduction...Because if it's bad, he has every rhyme and reason to fire me. So instead, let's just...take a look! ![]() We cut from Atkie at the podium to a shot of a very familiar face and the sounds of "God Save the Queen" begining to play for a bit. Mitchell Cole, VO: The Monarch of the Mat is a monkier fit for nothing less than a king, and Sir Charles Everton is just that. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Getting his start in early 2003, Charles Everton would become one of the premiered mid-card talents in the WZWF, never quite breaking the glass ceiling put in front of him, and a few others, that was seemingly unable to be broken. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It was after a change in ownership and management that Everton found himself in a Main Event role, captaining Team WZWF in the very first War Games match in BQWA history, teaming with Rage, Glacier and Nature to do battle with an all BQWA contingent. That wouldn't be the last time Everton made history. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Everton was involved in one of the most controversial storylines in BQWA history, introducing the then bi-sexual Harmony to her former love interest, Constance Kent. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Continuing with his path of historic feats, Charles Everton would defeat Halo, DXKid and Michael Dunn to capture his first World Championship, and holding onto it for the third longest reign in BQWA history, just one week short of Adam Edge's record. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Now, as the active commissioner for the BQWA, Everton continues to prove, whether it's in the ring, on the mic, behind the scenes, or training the superstars of tomorrow why he is one of the best of all-time. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It's a distinct pleasure to announce that the BQWA welcomes Sir Charles Everton into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() We fade back out to applause and to see Atkie at the podium. Atkie: And our next guest, well, I'm not his biggest fan right now, but tomorrow night, the greatest feat of his career lay ahead of him as he takes on his former best friend, Big Evil, for the World Heavyweight Championship. Ladies and Gentlemen, Johnny Karisma! ![]() "Sober" - Tool begins to play and Johnny makes his way out, confidently and cockily. The fans in the arena all stand up and jeer and boo at Johnny, but his peers stand on their feet and applaud. Johnny walks to the podium and looks around, leaning forward a bit.\ Karisma: I'm really sorry if this comes off short and simple, but in a way I find that as the most fitting of introductions for this man...When I was told that I would get to introduce someone into the Hall of Fame my first feelingwas that of surprise and excitment...until they told me who. How do you introduce a man who needs no introduction? For months I pondered and pondered and one night it dawned on me. How do you introduce someone who needs no introduction? You simply say their name and the rest shall follow. The audience applauds in accordance and agreement with everything Karisma has said thus far. Karisma: Charles Everton. A man who I had the honor of debuting into this business with. I remember before we were signed to the then WZWF Charles and I tore up the independent scene along with guys like Rage and Jerry Great. At the rate we were working our ways up the ranks we gave this company no choice to take notice of our abilities. Charles, despite his talents, wasn't always used to his full potential. Back in the day some viewed their positions in creative control as more of a way of holding those around them down than elevating the product of the show. And due to this attitude guys like Charles were left to suffer in the lower mid card despite the out cry of the fans and competitors. But, over time, the shining start could not be ignored and those in charge had no choice but to give the people what they wanted. Karisma loosens up the collar of his suit shirt and cracks his neck before proceeding with the speech laid down before him, written from the heart. Karisma: Charles Everton to me, and to the rest of the guys who got to know him, is a friend. A competitor. A mentor. Considered by many, including myself, the greatest suerstar in BQWA history Charles Everton's career is a shining example of what pure talent and patience can get you. Once again, the crowd applauds, agreeing completley with what Karisma has said. Karisma: In the few years we had with him, Charles captured the Hardcore championship, the InterNational championship, and World Heavyweight championship. His matches are viewed by people today as some of the best pure performances in our business's fine history, and his promo's are viewed as timeless treasures. Those who knew Charles knew the kind of professional he was, always looking for a way to improve himself. Always looking for a way to improve those around him. It's because of this spirit, this drive that I stand here on this stage today and proudly say welcome home to the Sultan of Submission. The crowd applauds. Karisma: The King of the Ring. The Monarch of the Mat. The crowd applauds and starts to get out of their seats. Karisma: Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome home, Charles Everton. ![]() "Mozart's 5th Symphony" begins to play as the entire ampitheatre are once again on their feet, giving a massive round of applause, and a very emotional one for some, for the long overdue induction of Sir Charles Everton. Everton makes his way out to the stage and greets his old pal, Karisma, with a firm handshake and a tight, quick hug before Karisma heads off to the side of stage. Everton smiles broadly, enjoying the applause of the audience. Charles Everton: Thank you, thank you so very much. He waits a moment for the room to fall silent. Charles Everton: First of all I would like to say just how much of an honour it is for me to be inducted into the BQWA Hall of Fame alongside six others that I have so much respect and admiration for. They have each in their own way made a massive impact on the industry of professional wrestling, and for me to be considered worthy of sharing their place in history is something that will live with me forever. The audience applauds. Charles Everton: It is also a truly humbling privilege for me to have been inducted, and spoken of with such respect and warmth, by the man standing to the side of me, the incomparable Johnny Karisma. Though we were tragically limited to spending only a short time working with each other during my four years of active wrestling with this company, I will always regard Johnny as one of my closest and most trustworthy friends in a business that can so often breed bitterness, jealousy and contempt. Everton turns towards Johnny and bows his head, to which Johnny bows his head back, teary eyed quite a bit. Charles Everton: I recall, as though it were yesterday, the summer of 2003 when Johnny Karisma was instrumental in my entering what was then the WZWF. I had spent two extremely enjoyable years after University touring the Indies and basically living the dream, but having just turned twenty-three years old I began to think that my break was never going to come and it perhaps it was time to settle down into a steady career. Everton laughs at a couple of mock boos from the audience. Charles Everton: But, luckily for all of you, I received a phone call around August from Johnny, whom I’d met during a brief stint in Canada, telling me that he’d bumped into a guy named Whacko from WZWF and had managed to get himself a try-out. Being the man that he is he assumed that he could easily fix me up with a trial match of my own, and thankfully this turned out to be true. And, seeing as though I’m giving an acceptance speech at a hall of fame ceremony, I suppose the rest is now history. It gives me great pleasure to see that Johnny Karisma is finally fulfilling the potential that he showed from day one of his wrestling career, and I am eternally grateful for the support he has shown me throughout mine. There have been many times over the past few years that I’ve thought about taking my ball and going home, only for Johnny Karisma to step in and re-assure me that this is where I belong. Everton turns and offers Karisma a nod and a smile, which is duly returned yet again, with even yet more of a teary eyed face. Charles Everton: I firmly believe that the biggest reason for my success is the endless stream of talented wrestlers that I have been able to bounce off figuratively out of the ring, and of course literally inside it. I have always enjoyed my role as a comical, sometimes cowardly heel and it is to the credit of those who I’ve worked with that my character was able to get over with the crowd and develop into something that I can proud of. The most obvious person that springs to mind is my ever-faithful companion Geoffrey, without whom the comedic elements of the Everton character could never have been pulled off so well. You and I have come a long way since those early promos with Rage, who I’ll get onto shortly, and I know that you have more than your fair share of scars to show for our time together, but rest assured that you have not gone unappreciated, as without Geoffrey there could be no Charles Everton as we know him. The audience applauds for Geoffery, even a small "GEOFFERY" chant starts up with the fans. Charles Everton: I have been most fortunate to work with some of the greatest talents that this industry has ever known, infact my very first match was against one of the best big men of all time, The Monster Rage. It’s saddening that Rage spent such a short amount of time with this company, but at the same time incredible to think of how huge a mark he left behind. It is easy to forget the sacrifices he made when the company needed him most, and I hope that all of the BQWA’s fans and wrestlers alike are as thankful to him as I am. There are a great many individuals that have contributed to what I have achieved in this company, and if I should leave any of them out of this speech then I am eternally sorry, for without all of you I would probably be sitting in some dead-end office job day dreaming about how it could have been. So now I would like to take this opportunity to thank the following… Everton reaches into his pocket and pulls out a list. Charles Everton: Whacko, who not only gave me a job but also put me over as World Champion, something that I was extremely grateful for Josh Dean, for believing in me enough to hand me the big ball and let me run. DXKid, for inspiring me to do all that I could to reach the standard that he set, and for giving me a major rub that helped boost me to the upper-tier of this industry. Halo, for providing me with genuine top-level competition throughout my time in the WZWF/BQWA and passing me the torch… even if he did take it back. I hope that this man is forever recognised as being a pillar around which this company has been built. Edwin Avalos, for being as good a friend as anybody could hope to have, even if he doesn’t like 24. I always wanted to work a full programme with Edwin, and even though we only got to work very briefly together, it was still one of the most enjoyable periods of my career. Harmony, for doing everything she could to keep the dream alive, we might not even be standing here now were it not for her. Big Evil, for giving me this opportunity to stand in front of the world and thank all of those that deserve it so very much. Without you the BQWA could not function as it does today, it gives me great pleasure to see something that was such a huge part of my life being treated the way I’ve always thought that it should. Fuel, for offering support and feedback constantly since day one, I’ve always appreciated it. Adam Edge, for the same reasons as Fuel, it has always been a huge honour to be spoken of so highly by one of the all-time greats. Andy Chills, for giving me the most amusing month of my World title reign. And of course to Glacier, for committing the act of selfishness that made me the Benoit/Angle/Hart of the BQWA in the eyes of the Internet smarks. The crowd epically, epically boo's the mention of Glacier's name. Charles Everton: Last, and be no means least, I must also thank Nature. The moment that defined my career in this company came during the BQWA buy-out of WZWF, something that I, along with several others, was hugely against at the time. Once it became clear that it was an impossibility to maintain the WZWF name I pitched the idea to Nature that perhaps we could incorporate into a storyline in which we refused to accept the BQWA take-over. All in all I took most of the credit for what was, in my opinion, the all in all best storyline that this company has ever seen, but in reality Nature played at least as big a part as I did. Nature and Charles Everton were made for each other, and if somebody was to look back through this company’s history they would be hard-pressed to find a funnier, more innovative or better developed storyline than what went on between us. Nature is by far the greatest opponent that I ever faced, and arguably the most talented worker that the BQWA has ever had. If anybody deserves to be thanked for the accolades that I have won over the past five years then it is this man, the man that I call my best friend in wrestling. Everton goes to walk off stage but suddenly stops, returning to the podium. Charles Everton: Ah, how could I have possibly forgotten? … It would be extremely rude of me not to mention you, the loyal BQWA fans. The crowd picks up and begins to cheer. Charles Everton: Indeed, without you all spurring me on with your constant booing, hissing and general disrespect for my work, I would probably have never bothered to push myself to become the best. For once, American ignorance has served a noble purpose… Thank you, from the bottom of my heart! Thank you! Everton continues to wave at the fans. Karisma passes by him and pats him on the back as he heads out to the audience. Everton walks over and bows graciously at his other fellow inductees, Kid, Skye, Joey & Halo. Everton grabs a seat next to Halo and holds onto his plaque tightly. Atkie walks back up to the podium. Atkie: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Atkie: Let's keep this thing lively! Charles Everton, Skye Jones, Kid Disturbed, Joey Styles, Halo...FIVE OF THE GREATEST...and two of the BEST yet to come...Let's take a look at our NEXT inductee... ![]() The screen is black at first. A loud explosion occurs, breaking the screen shot like glass and "My Hero" - Foo Fighters begins to play. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: No other man is as decorated for the title "Entertainer of the Decade" like Adam Edge. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Starting in the WZWF in 2002, he rose to prominence grabbing his first World Heavyweight Championship in 2003 from the immortal Day Wrecker. Adam would go on to be the second longest reigning World Champion in WZWF/BQWA history, losing the title to his mentor and the man who trained him, Kold in one heck of a memorable match on an episode of Meltdown. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Adam's career would continue to rise to prominence, with storied rivalries against Cobain, Johnny Karisma, Kid Disturbed and Big Evil. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: But no rivalry captivated the wrestling world like his battles with "The Hardcore Icon" Whacko. It was at Immortals V where Adam Edge ended the career, for a brief time, of his long time rival in a match that blew the proverbial roof off of Lincoln Financial Field. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Whether it was feuding with Whacko, or teaming with his long time protege', eXponent, Adam's been a staple of the BQWA for years, and plans on staying true to the title of "Entertainer of the Decade" for many, many more decades to come. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It is with great honor and pleasure that the BQWA welcomes Adam Edge into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() Back out to the podium, Atkie looks on with anticipation. Atkie: And here to induct him, the man who was taught practically everything he knows by our next inductee, he is the current International Champion...Here is...eXpooooooooonent! ![]() "Enemy" - Fozzy begins to play as eXponent makes his way out from the back in an absolutely dapper suit, looking pretty much stuntin'. He walks to the podium and shakes Atkie's hand. eXpo looks around at the jam-packed ampitheatre. eXponent: What an honor it is for me to stand here today in order to induct Adam Edge into the BQWA Hall of Fame. When I heard that Adam was in this year’s Hall of Fame class, I rushed to Dolly Madison’s office to volunteer to do this induction. I now realize that I may have jumped the gun on this opportunity, because I can legitimately say that I’ve never been this nervous to speak before a crowd. I’m not nervous that there are a lot of people here. I’m not nervous that I’m in the same room as Rage and Kold. I’m not nervous that tomorrow night is the biggest show of the year. I’m nervous because I’m about to induct the most worthy Hall of Famer that this company has ever seen. I’m nervous that I won’t do Adam Edge justice, but I will try. eXponent shuffles the papers in front of him a bit and looks down briefly before continuing. eXponent: Adam Edge may not have the firmest headlock in the company. He may not have the most extravagant finishing move. He may not have the highest number of five-star matches or highlight reel moments. He may not be the greatest wrestler in this company’s history, and I’m not going to argue that. However, I can safely say, with ultimate certainty, that Adam Edge is the greatest man to have ever worked for the BQWA or the WZWF. Integrity, not in-ring ability, is what truly matters in life, and that is what Adam will be remembered for. The crowd applauds. The camera gets a shot of Harmony & A+ looking on intently. eXponent: Make no mistake; Adam Edge is a phenomenal wrestler. However, it is his years of dedication to this company – this industry – that has earned him a spot in this prestigious hall. His battles against Kold, DXKid, and Whacko will be forever remembered as epic encounters. His intertwined history with Jason Webb, Angelica Haze, Kelly Alexia, Kid Disturbed, Harmony, and Big Evil will go down as the most intriguing storylines in BQWA history. His willingness to respect veterans and put over young guns is completely unparalleled to any individual in this entire industry. I’m going to bring up a time that not many people like to reminisce on. I had just dropped out of Generation Now, quit the BQWA, and devoted my time to QUAD Wrestling. I had stabbed Adam Edge in the back for my own glory, and I’m not going to shy away from the fact that I made a mistake in doing that. After months of mentoring me and prepping me to go to the next level, it would be entirely natural for Adam Edge to be pissed off. Anybody else in this Hall of Fame class would have been pissed. Most everybody in this Hall of Fame class HAS been pissed at me for situations like that. I was a prick, everybody knew it, and everybody hated me for it. But the man who should have been the most pissed at me, Adam, was in fact not pissed. He was never mad at me, he made sure to tell me that. Rather, he was upset, and that’s what hurt me the most. For every punch he threw at me, for every scolding he gave me, for every Headcheck he planted on me; none of it surmounted to the pain I felt when he was disappointed in me. I was weak at that time, and I crumbled under that pressure. I left the business in shame and I was determined to never turn back. But that was then, and this is now. Every time I feel I’m screwed over by somebody in the company; every time I’m rubbed the wrong way; every time somebody gets the wrong tone with me; I don’t lash out. I think things through, not because I’ve made great stride on my own, but because if I act out, I know that Adam Edge will be disappointed. John Quincy Adams once said, “If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.” I stand here a better person now that I know Adam Edge than I was when I did not know Adam Edge. I aim bigger. I know more. I’m a more mature person. I’ve not grown because of anything I’ve done for myself. I’ve grown because I’ve come in contact with a true leader: Adam Edge. The crowd applauds heavily eXponent's wise, wise words of wisdom. eXponent nods his head and continues, looking intent. eXponent: I’m convinced that my words are doing absolutely no justice to the Entertainer of the Decade. And so, I think it is appropriate that I sum up his career with a few words that Adam once told me. I had just fallen thirty feet from a scaffold, and I lay in a hospital bed, as my career seemed to fade away. Adam looked at me from across the room with a gentle glance. He spoke softly, but firmly, to me. He said, “Austin”- that’s me- “if you don’t get up from that bed, you’re a true pussy.” The crowd laughs thoroughly for a true "SoCal" one-liner, something that only Adam Edge could say. eXponent: And thus we have the career of Adam Edge. Every time he got knocked down – by a friend, a foe, or a chick – he’d get right back up. He had to get up, because if he didn’t, he’d be a pussy. My friends, it is safe to say that Adam Edge is no pussy. And so, it is with great pleasure that I introduce to you the man that has always been a legend to me. It is his time to be officially dubbed with that title. I give to you …… Adam Edge! ![]() "My Hero" - Foo Fighters begins to play and Adam Edge makes his way out from the back, seemingly already crying a bit. He rushes up to eXponent and quickly embraces him, hugging him tightly. Both men have been through alot together. eXpo walks off to the side as Adam looks around at the awe-striking crowd, who are all on their feet, applauding him and only him right now. Adam Edge walks out onto stage, grinning from ear to ear. "The Entertainer of the Decade" is dressed to impress, to say the least. His face is clean shaven for the first time in his six year tenure with the company. His black, pin striped suit hangs well on his broad shoulder and his wild blond hair is pulled back. The grinning continues as he reaches the podium and accepts his Hall of Fame honor from his longtime friend eXponent. The two give a gentleman's hug and a firm handshake as eXpo graciously backs out of the shot and takes his seat amongst the honorees and their presenters. AE takes the podium and his music dies down and the full force of the ovation he receives hits him like a ton of bricks. He looks to the ground for his own composure, but it's not there. As he looks back up to the packed house, who are now on their feet in applause, the tears well up in his eyes and his million dollar smile beams over the crowd, returning the appreciation they are no doubt giving to him. The applause dies and the audience takes their seats. That's when the typical interruption chants start in on Adam. Crowd: SO-CAL'S FINEST!!! *Clap, clap, clap* SO-CAL'S FINEST!!!! AE: Thank you, thank you all so very much. It truly is an honor to be up here and accepting this gracious gift that you the fans and the great team at BQWA have given me here tonight. I started in this business about six years ago and it has taken me places that I never dreamed of going. It has given me so many things, that if I lived to be a thousand, I could never repay them. With this company, I was able to buy my first home, my first car, my first ridiculously priced piece of bling, it's even allowed me to start a very shady hair conditioner line... Adam chuckles as the crowd does too. AE: Hahaha, can you say "tax write off"? Kidding, kidding. But like I was saying, it's given me more than I probably deserved, I know it's given me more than I've earned at times. Because the one thing this place has given me, you could never put a price tag on. This place has given me opportunity. When the company was WZWF and I was a rookie, I was reserved and quiet in my actions. I came in, did my job and I went home. The brass of the company at the time, who'll remain nameless because they've either killed themselves in the ring, or they're sitting in the audience as an alter ego, or they're still taking those pesky college exams!!! The crowd erupts with laughter once again as AE gives a devilish grin. The camera cuts to CopyCaTT sitting in the crowd, giving a "hush" signal to the television audience. AE: The brass came to me and they told me I was holding back. They told me that I wasn't brought into the greatest wrestling organization on the planet to just look pretty, because I can do that in my sleep! They told me that I was here to earn, not make, but earn a name for myself. They gave me the opportunity that day to go out to that ring each and every night and entertain you fine people the only way I knew how, and that was being myself. They gave me the opportunity to evoke emotion and that's all I ever wanted to do. Whether you came to the arena to cheer on SoCal's Finest or you showed up to boo Generation Now, all I ever wanted was to send each fan home with an emotion sparked deep in their soul. I hope I did that and if I didn't, I'm not done yet. The crowd bursts into a big time cheer as SoCal nods and smiles, looking over the crowd. AE: I wouldn't have had the time of my life in this company, nor would I have ever lasted, much less succeeded if it hadn't of been for not only you the fans but a few of my co-workers over the years and if you know me at all, you know the shameless ass kissing is about to commence. Alright...let's see here. Where's Midnite...err...I mean CopyCaTT?? Haha, that's right I'm calling you out on this one. Catt was the first man I ever "inspired" to be in wrestling. I wanted to be adored just a tenth of the way he was. The crowds loved him and the wrestlers respected him and rightfully so. If not for him, the WZWF might have folded in its second year, but he took control and worked harder than most anyone I've ever seen and he showed me first hand what dedication truly was. The man also taught me something that I'll never forget and I'll never stop doing myself. He allowed me to work with him and he brought out the very best in me and at the end of our three months of feuding, he did something that I was shocked to see. He put me over, with no quarrels or beefs about it. He taught me that in this business, if you truly love it, if you truly want to watch it continue to grow and prosper, and if you truly "are what you say you are...a superstar", you'll prepare it for a future without you because you never know when your time is up. From that moment on, I told myself that I would be happy to use what little recognition my name carries and help make the future as bright as possible. Thanks Mike, you're a good wrestler, but a great friend. The crowd gives a nice respectful applause as Adam nods to his mentor sitting in the crowd. AE: Without Whacko there would have never been an Adam Edge. The crowd blows the roof off the venue at the mention of the always popular Whacko. AE: I owe the man my career, because as much as I hate the slob, he put me on the map on more than one occasion in my time here. We were, and actually still are, the two most different people on the face of the planet and that sparked our chemistry in feuding. Funny story about me and Whacko working together during those first months. Acrobat was the head road agent and before a match at a show in Denver, he comes to the both of us, piss drunk by the way and he says, "Boys...you're going to steal the show tonight!" And then told us our match was a street fight and he wanted to know if we had any ideas on some sick spots. Which is not something you ever ask Whacko, because the guy is nothing but sick ideas. So Whacko says to Acrobat, "I would like to run his face through a plate glass window." And Acrobat thought about it for a minute and then said, "Nah, he's got a promo shoot in the morning, just throw his whole fucking body through it!!" The camera cuts to s shot of Colossus and Andy Chills sitting in the crowd, laughing. AE: But honestly, if I had worked with anyone else, anyone else in the world, for my first feud in WZWF, I wouldn't have had nearly as much fun. I came into this federation with a passion to wrestle, but in my mind that passion needed to be fueled in order for me to commit myself one hundred percent. Whacko was and always has been the fuel for me to find my passion. Even when we weren't working together, the man can make you see things from any and every angle. There were times that I was done, I couldn't go on anymore and whether my reasons were injuries, personal or other, he always made me see that me leaving wouldn't solve them completely and that he knew as much as I truly loved this sport, it would only make them worse. I'm proud to say that Whacko and myself came into this fed at the same time, we've both have what I would say to be fair to average careers thus far(grins), and I'd want no other man to stand up here on this stage with me tonight and go into the Hall of Fame with, it's a fitting close to a chapter of the Flannel and The Shampoo. John thank you for all that I know you've done and thank you for the things I'm not even aware you do to help me and this fed that we call home. The crowd gives another respectful applause for The Personal Jesus, Whacko. AE: There are finally, two people that I have to mention and I'll combine them into one Adam Edge style rant because I see the producers are waving for me to wrap this up. A few years back, a couple of guys came into the fold at roughly the same time. I was doing a bit more of the booking and writing back then and seemingly out of nowhere, Big Evil and eXponent show up and they were not going to phone in any performance. They were brash, cocky, arrogant, egotistical, paranoid...but sweet Moses these guys were talented. And for me, that was a wake up call, step it up or get the hell out of the way. I judged these two completely wrong at first and that was a mistake. Big Evil is the hardest working man this fed has ever seen, in my opinion. Now, that's in no way being disrespectful to any of the other writers or bookers, but Big can take on so many things at once behind the scenes and still find time to make his work stand out amongst the deep talent on this roster, just like a world champion should. One of the best things for any wrestling fan to do in their life, would be to bullshit wrestling with this man because he knows the sport just about better than anyone. He has this placing heading in the right direction and he's the kind of "boss" that you don't want to let down, because you know he cares about the finished product more than anyone. He's the John Dorian to my Perry Cox and I just hope I can watch him continue his incredible career for as long as possible. Big I'll follow you as long as you'll let me, thank you for everything you've done and continue to do. AE sighs as he flips to his last index card. AE: eXponent and myself were paired up by total chance actually. Like I said, he came into the fed and immediately everyone took notice, but I didn't think that he and I would ever work together anytime soon. I went to CC and asked if I could head up a stable, because to me that was one thing I never had the chance to do and I went into it thinking I'd have the newest, brightest talent on the roster to work with. CC suggested a group of Harmony and what would've been eXponent and Maxwell, saying that we would fall under eXpo and Maxwell's group name of "Generation Now". Well some things happened and Max and eXpo had a falling out of sorts and when I heard that, my selfish side thought "Well...can we still use the name Generation Now?" Haha, because I loved the name and I thought it was very fitting. So thankfully, the name thing wasn't a problem, Max was replaced with Trent Chronic, may he rest in peace, and all was a go. No one was more impressive and no one had more potential than eXponent though. As we've seen from him in the past few weeks, his skills have not even come close to being tapped. He made it fun for me to be that certain type of heel that it seems only he can pull off. His mind works in only ways that he can fully understand and we can only sit back and try to. I was at a point in my career where I was struggling to find creativity in my work and I can honestly say that working with eXponent is like a cure for that. To me, no one is more destined for greatness in this fed, than he is. And it truly is an honor to have him speak for me here tonight. It was an experience working with him and it's not one that I'll be forgetting anytime soon. I know I haven't held up to my end of the deal with you all the time, but it's something that I intend to correct before I say my final goodbyes. Thank you. And to anyone that I didn't mention, believe me it's not for lack of caring. You all have made this the best time of my life and I'll cherish the memories and adore the friendships, forever. Thank you, thank you all. God bless. Adam waves to the crowd one last time, he shakes eXpo's hand once more as his music hits the PA once again and the crowd cheers him rabidly. Adam Edge raises his plaque above his head one last time as he heads backwards over to where his seat is on the stage. Atkie heads up to the podium, eager and anxious. |
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Atkie: Alright, here we go folks, the big one. Pretty much the man we're ALL here to see tonight. Let's take a look at our FINAL inductee...![]() The spooky, slow sounds of a graveyard play through the PA system before suddenly, a loud crash breaks through and we hear... WHERE DO I RUN? WHAT HAVE I DONE? I FEEL SO GOOD, I FEEL SO NUMB, YEAH! ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: If it's not Whacko, it's not Entertainment. It's a slogan that's sailed many ships, broken a thousand bones, killed a thousand dreams, and launched many a careers. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: "The Hardcore Icon" Whacko has inspired the careers of such legends as Big Evil, Adam Edge and Kid Disturbed. He's one of the few who can mat wrestle with the best of them, yet he gives "hardcore" a whole new meaning. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: Whacko's seemed to shine the most on the grandest stage of them all, Immortals, engaging in legendary battles with Big Evil and Adam Edge, among others. Whacko's career is one that will be told by wrestling historians for years and years to come. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It's a story that will now, too, forever be enshrined in the hallowed halls of the BQWA. ![]() Mitchell Cole, VO: It's out of tremendous respect that the BQWA welcomes Whacko into the Hall of Fame, Class of 2008. ![]() Back out to Atkie one last time. Atkie: And here to induct him, he is the man who will be taking center stage tomorrow night at Immortals Seven, and he is YOUR BQWA World Heavyweight Champion...Ladies and Gentlemen, give it up for BIG...EVIL! ![]() "Motherfucker Quite Like Me" - Kid Rock begins to play as Big Evil comes out from the back in an awesome Armani suit, with no tie, but it looks just right. He shows off his suit to the crowd, shocked to see him even in a suit. He walks up to the podium and gives Atkie a hug as Atkie rushes backstage real quick. Big Evil heads to the podium and begins to speak as the crowd dies down. Big Evil: First thing's first, for every one here tonight, for every one at the show tomorrow, and to everyone watching at home, I'm going to make a promise right now. Tomorrow will be the greatest wrestling event you've ever seen in your lives. And even for the people who are so highly over-critical of our business, tomorrow is big for our company. I'd really appreciate tomorrow, even if you walk away hating the show, that you at least give a tip of the cap to the boys and girls in the locker room who will be giving it their ALL tomorrow on the grandest stage of them all. A huge, huge round of applause from all of the employees and the fans, as well. Big Evil: And as far as Johnny Karisma goes, brother, if you asked me two months ago what our futures held, I'd tell you that in a few years, you'd see both of us on this stage being inducted into the Hall of Fame. But now? Now, after tomorrow night, you'll be lucky if you're around for any Hall of Fames after tonight, and that's a promise. The fans pop for this ultra-kayfabe moment, an "EV-IL! EV-IL! EV-IL!" chant starts up within the fans. Karisma just looks on. Big Evil: But enough about me, and definetely enough about everyone else, let's talk about the person who matters right now. The person who's kick started more careers, and in the same respected, ended just as many careers, than anyone in this business. He's the man who I've idolized since I was a kid. He's a man that's been both the on-screen and off-screen mentor to so many superstars, just to name a few, Andy Chills, Phenetic, Daniel Sorbello, Johnny Karisma, Adam Edge, Ryan Murdoch, Jake Steel and most notably...me, of course. The crowd chuckles as Evil loosens his collar and raises his eyebrows at a cheesy joke. Big Evil: In all seriousness, I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for this man. And I'll go on record as honestly saying 90% of the BQWA, if not the entire company, would not be here today if it wasn't for this man. He got his start in professional wrestling many, many moons ago, breaking into the WZWF in the early part of this decade. The list of people he's battled reads like a who's who of present and future Hall of Famer's. DXKid, Acrobat, Griff Vain, Halo, Glacier, DiablouS, Nature, Charles Everton. And who could forget the feud that nobody will ever forget. One of the most mentally and emotionally draining feuds of all-time. And the feud that, I will stand by my word, caused me to stay in this business at a time that I wanted nothing to do with this business, and of course, I'm talking of his battles with the "Entertainer of the Decade", and fellow inductee, Adam Edge. Big Evil points back at Adam Edge and the crowd applauds, recalling all of the battles Evil's speaking of. Big Evil: The man I'm speaking of has more accolades than I need mention because we'd be here all night. People have compared him to Mick Foley. But unlike Mick Foley, he's never come back to whore himself out. The few times he's left, it's been to regather his thoughts and heal his body, and those periods of time were never long. He's one of the greatest hardcore wrestlers of all-time, and, alot of people don't give him credit where credit is due for being an absolutely great technician as well. But let's face it...when you dress up as a guy named Trent Chronic or walk around with a pet monkey, people may not take you serious as a technical wrestler. The crowd laughs at the fond, funny memories of Mr. Spanky and the brief, brief lifespan of one Trent Chronic. Big Evil: That's right, ladies and gentlemen, the man I'm talking about is one of my closest friends in this business, a man I look to like a father figure, and the absolute, without question, nastiest, dirtiest and biggest bastard in wrestling history. He truly is 100% bonafide prick. I'm talking about the Hardcore Icon...Whacko! Huge, HUGE pop from the fans and a massive round of applause from the superstars. Big Evil: Now, from what I'm being told, Whacko's been called "arguably one of the greatest of all-time". I'd like to counter that statement with a question. Where's the argument? There should be no argument because as far as the BQWA goes, he IS the greatest of ALL-TIME. Whacko and I have had our ups and downs, and luckily since he is a ruthless dick at times, haha, we've had more ups than downs. I've got a few road stories to share if you guys don't mind hearing them, which I'm sure you don't. To the production guys, put on a cup of coffee and be patient, because if you tell me to wrap it up, I'll break your necks. The crowd lets out a hard laugh at Evil's jab to the ribs of the produciton team. Big Evil: The first one, and I know he's out there, Andy Chills, where you at? The camera gets a shot of Andy Chills smiling, raising his hand, as the crowd applauds a bit. Big Evil: Alright, as everyone knows, Andy's one of my closest friends in real life, and one of maybe 2 or 3 others that could be up here tonight doing what I'm doing inducting Whacko. Andy's become real close to Whacko, alot of people don't realize that when you're paired with somebody in a program on television, you practically become married to them off-screen, no homo, to keep up with storylines off TV. There are alot of impressionable fans who might see a good guy and a bad guy hanging out off TV and blow their loads and go crazy. Our company always likes to pretty much keep kayfabe going off screen. So Andy and Whacko became real close. Whacko's one of what is sometimes referred to as "the old guard" of this company, wherein, they still believe fully in keeping kayfabe going when fans are present. So during the Patron Saints angle, when we would enter hotels, the BQWA had just started getting hot again, so we'd have hundreds of fans piled out in front of the hotels and outside the arenas. Some of us will sign autographs, some of us will just be ourselves, some of us will kind of keep in character. But Whacko always...always stays in character. So one night, even knowing this, Andy decided to walk out of the arena, I think we were in St. Louis, with Whacko after the show. Whacko had two carry bags and a roll along bag. Andy had a small duffel bag, that was it. Small bag for a small man in more ways than one. But I digress. While walking out of the arena, Whacko spots a large group of fans at the top of the entry way. Quickly, he drops his bags and throws Andy on the ground, demanding Andy pick up and carry his bags. Andy, confused as anything, begins to cuss out Whacko in sort of a "hey man what the hell?" kind of way. Whacko, continuing to play in character, starts to abuse Andy, like he would do on screen, demanding he learn the way of the Patron Saints. He had Andy carry these bags all the way up a steep entry ramp, to the car, put them in the car, get in the Driver's Seat, get back out, open the back door for Whacko to get in, get back in and drive off. So anybody out there who thought Andy really was people's bitch, there's your proof. The crowd's in tears. Andy's face is beat red as he laughs along with the story. Everyone begins clapping a bit. Evil coughs a bit before continuing. Big Evil: I've got some more relevant ones, I just had to tell that one to bust Andy's chops. Another one I got involves the greatest wrestling gimmick of all-time, there's no question about it, and I think this may ring some bells. Big Evil pulls a red, white and blue mask out, the Mr. BustedQuad mask, and dangles it around in the air, before tossing it behind him. The crowd laughs hard as Big Evil shrugs his shoulders, then they applause a bit. Big Evil: Yeah, we all remember that unfortunately. What alot of people don't know is the story of how it came about. Now, in character, I always blame DXKid for that. And while it was pretty much his fault, the meeting I had with DXKid where the idea was born for Mr. Bustedquad, there was one other person in that meeting: Whacko. The meeting was a very serious meeting, I had left the company without notice after a falling out with the woman I now call the love of my life, Kate Harrison. Go figure, I'm in a relationship with a woman I used to hate. Seems like a pattern for me. The crowd laughs. The camera gets a shot of Kate laughing and shaking her head. Big Evil: Anyway, Whacko was vocal during the early part of the meeting, explaining the BQWA's side of things, and really, really offered a shoulder to lean on, so to speak, about my problems and concerns with the way things were handled, mainly with the way I was booked. Once DXKid spat out the idea for Mr. BustedQuad, that's when Whacko got silent. I didn't know him too well then, but everybody that works for the BQWA knows that when Whacko is silent, it's not good. Either he's pissed or planning, and he was doing a little bit of both at this meeting. So, a month later, I showed up secretly to a TV taping in Cleveland. I was given my own dressing room and everything, first time that had ever actually happened in my career. Swear to god. Anyway, there I was, putting on that absolutely ridiculous outfit, and I was just about to put on the mask when there was a knock at my door. It was one of the stage hands with a box that was apparently delievered to the arena for me. Now, the only person that knew I was there that night outside of management was my ex-wife, and the only thing she wanted to send me back then was divorce papers, and they weren't coming in a box this big. I opened up the box and it was a small waste basket, a trash can. Attatched was a post it note that said "Big, when the time's right, you'll know what to do with this." I was confused, I thought someone was playing a rib on me. So for the next few weeks, we traveled across the country, and I was playing Mr. BustedQuad. And every arena we went to for TV, for House Shows, even for the one PPV, this trash can kept getting delievered to the dressing room, addressed to me. And each week, it had the same note. But I never bothered to follow up on who could've sent it because I was so frustrated creatively with what was going on in the BQWA, and I hated being Mr. BustedQuad, that I was too worried about getting it to stop. The original plan was for Mr. BustedQuad to continue on long term. And that's when, thank god, there was a change in management, DXKid was taken out of control, and the new management agreed with my concerns, wanting the Mr. BQ angle to finish. I went out on TV that night, did the stuff with Dolly, and when I came back, I was still hot. I was fuming. I always came back to the locker room hot after doing Mr. BQ stuff because I felt it was such a slap in the face to everything I'd ever done in this business. I went back to the locker room and once again sitting on the chair in front of my area...that's right...the waste basket. This time, I didn't even care. I went along with it, I got undressed, got into street clothes, and proudly chucked the remains of the Mr. BQ costume into the small waste basket. On my way out of the arena that night, I stopped by the dumpster, chucked the waste basket with the costume into the dumpster and began to walk off. Suddenly, Whacko came out of nowhere, stepped right in front of me, and said... "You owe me $243 dollars." The crowd laughs just a bit. And I said "For what?" "Well, Biggie, buying a bunch of waste baskets and having them shipped all around the country for 8 weeks isn't cheap." The crowd once again roars with laughter and applauds, even Evil himself applauds. On stage, Joey Styles is shown taking a sip of water after laughing hard. Big Evil: Hahaha. That was always one of my favorite moments. Alright, you guys wanna hear one more story? The crowd screams "YEAH!" at Evil and claps a bit as Evil nods his head. Big Evil: Alright, I've got one more, and this one means alot to me, so I'm glad you're letting me tell it. A few months after joining the BQWA, right before the Meltdown with Kate Harrison, I was the so-called "King" of the Shoot Promos. I shot on everyone and everything, I was just an out and out unhappy and unpleasant person to be around. Infact, even the man I'm inducting tonight disliked me because I had taken a few potshots at him. Immortals V comes around and he decides to take an extended break from the business, which was smart, and respected by everybody in the back, even me. The guy paid more dues than Jesus, I think he deserved it. Even though he didn't much care for me, I knew that this was the perfect oppurtunity for me to get myself over, because the management at the time sure as shit wasn't going to do it for me. So I went to Whacko at the Immortals After-Party and shot him an idea about me coming out on Meltdown the next night, cutting what would turn out to be the best promo of my career, run Whacko down completely when it was supposed to be a tribute night to him, call him out to face me in a match. When he wouldn't show, I'd have the referee raise my hand in victory and declare me the winner. It was such a white-heat moment in my head, and that's exactly what it turned out to be. And bare with me, because this is where I tend to get just a bit emotional. Big gets choked up a bit, loosening his shirt collar and cracking his neck. His face is beat read as he continues to speak. He continues with a solitary tear running down his cheek. Big Evil: He did what he didn't have to do and he said something I never expected him to say. And you can think what you want about him, about me, but what he said meant more to me than anyone's ever said in this business. He told me that I had what it took to take the BQWA to the next level and HE would be HONORED if I did such a thing. It wasn't about him saying yeah, it'd be great to get you over at my expense. No, he said, as a fan of mine, that it'd be an honor for him for me to do that. And he didn't have to do that, he could've pushed me off like every other person did at that time, and left me out to dry. And that's why I say that Whacko is the greatest of all-time because he gave a punk ass guy from Jersey the chance to finally make it to the big stage of the best company in this business. The crowd applauds both Evil and Whacko. Evil waves his hands, telling them to stop so he can continue. Big Evil: And after that promo was delievered, after I caught the heat that I caught for cutting it, it was Whacko who personally flew himself in two weeks later to speak to the locker room and tell them that if anyone's mad, they may as well leave the company, because it was just as much Whacko's idea as it was mine. And that meant so much to me. Whacko, I know you're listening back there, you kept my career going at a time where I was disgusted with the business, and where I'm at right now, it's not because of me, it's because of you. The crowd applauds again. Out in the audience, Andy Chills, who feels the same for Whacko, is shown with tears in his eyes as well. Big Evil: Alright, I'm done boring you guys. Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, allow me to introduce to you the greatest professional wrestler in BQWA history, he is the Hardcore Icon, and damnit, like the saying goes, if it's not Whacko, it's NOT Entertainment. Please welcome the FRIEND I know as John, but the MAN you all know as WHACKO!!!! ![]() "Dragula" - Rob Zombie begins to play and Whacko comes out in a sloppy looking tuxedo, one that fits him oh so well. He puts his arm up in celebration to the crowd, waving to them and accepting their respect. The entire arena is on their feet, along with the entire stage, going crazy and cheering for the Hardcore Icon. Whacko walks right up to Evil and grabs him by the shoulders, he says a few words to Evil that make him tear up. They both embrace tightly and you can make out Evil saying "Thank You" over and over again to Whacko. Whacko: Thank you, thank, thank you all very much. Please sit down before I decide to lift the water gate. Once again, thank you. Before I begin to take myself, fellow peers, and fans down memory lane I would like to talk about the rest of the two thousand and eight inductees. I truly feel honored that I have been granted the chance to share the same class with these fine men and of course with the beautiful Skye Jones. Whether it was feuding with each other, or having the famous “Oh My God” bouncing off of my ear drums, or allowing my eyes to have a beautiful view and I do not need mean Adam Edge, or even just being able to shake your hands. It has truly been an honor to meet you, know you, and to share this incredible moment with all six of you. All six of you have deserved this moment and no one will ever forget what you have done for this business, I thank you, the class of two thousand and eight. The crowd applauds for all of the inductees. Whacko turns towards his fellow inductees and claps for them as well. Whacko: I would also like to take this time, to send my appreciation and gratitude out to Big Evil. Biggie, I am going to be perfectly honest with you. When you first arrived in this company, I did have some heat towards you and believe it or not, I thank you for that. Sounds morbid right? The reason why I thank you for allowing me to dislike you is because, it allowed me to better myself and to actually get to know you. Through time I removed the painful pole that was lodged up my posterior and allowed my arrogance to subside and I was able to know you. The person that I became to know, is a man who will do anything for this business and is not afraid to risk his life, family, or friends just for the business. That right there allowed my damn stubbornness to be defeated and I am damn proud to consider you, not only my friend, but my brother. Thank you for taking the time to step away from your main event spotlight, to feud with me at the grandest stage of all time, Immortals. You allowed the best of me to be seen to the entire viewing world. That match that you and I had, will be stained in my mind, along with a couple more, as one of the greatest matches I have ever participated in. We may butt heads or cause each other to threaten our lively hood, but we will always remain close and remain brothers. Big Evil, thank you brother. Evil's standing off to the side of Whacko on the other part of the stage, still teary eyed. He nods his head towards Whacko and says 'thank you' again. Whacko: By now everyone must be sick of hearing thank you, but it’s the only true way someone can actually display their appreciation towards individuals that have changed their lives. Many individuals have changed my life and have put me where I am today. When I first entered professional wrestling school I was a young man who lacked confidence and charisma. Quickly my trainers and fellow class mates helped me dig up my confidence and conjured up my charisma. Once I felt confident, I stepped out my own and began my journey to the big time. During my journey I found myself sitting in an elegant office, signing papers to a Wrestle Zone Wrestling Federation, and without any hesitation, The Whacko One was born. I quickly became close friends with a fellow rookie at the time, who helped keep me in line and vice versa. Both of us entered WZWF at the same time and we both had the same intentions, to make an impact. I guess you can say we did, because as of right now our feud is the strongest and most controversial of all feuds. This friend that I speak of, is the man by the name of Adam Edge or Ken. For those who are expecting me to stay in character and rip apart Adam, I will be setting you up for one major disappointment. I have nothing but pure respect towards Adam, as a performer and as an idea man. Adam could conjure up a storyline between him and coffee pot and it would be an instant classic. The guy thinks to entertain and I truly do believe he was brought to this earth to entertain us. Adam deserves to be labeled the Entertainer of the Decade and he will certainly hold that title to his grave. When we first started our feud I feel that we both had no idea what to do or what we were going to do, but eventually we clicked. We realized who our characters are and how we could just make them clash. We entertained the masses in the squared circle and even at a local McDonald’s, which will defiantly remain stained in the history books. However the greatest moment that will always remain close to my heart will be our last major feud that eventually unveiled my retirement. I was very reluctant to re-feud with Adam, because I had negative thoughts clouding my judgment. What if the first feud over shadows this feud? What if the fans are already sick of us two fighting back and forth? Numerous what ifs plagued my mind, but they were quickly lifted once the feud kicked off. The unbelievable support we received from the guys and gals in the back was breathtaking. I like to believe that we made that Immortals a memorable one and that match was the best I have had ever had. Adam, I am honored to share this evening with you, because you honestly deserve this. Thank you and congratulations brother and maybe we can have just one more memorable match. The crowd applauds and begins chanting "ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH!" to both Adam Edge and Whacko. Whacko: Another memorable match that nests quietly in my mind, is the match between DxKid and I. On August fifteenth, two-thousand and four I defeated DxKid on Meltdown for the then WZWF World Heavyweight championship. The greatest moment of my life to say the least. Not only does winning that title mean you are the best of the best, but it also means that your peers and fans approve of your talent. Which is an honor in itself. I remember when talks began to unfold about the world title going around my waist and I was flattered, but like always I informed them to allow others to grab a hold of glory. Why must I need a title, when others are far more talented than I? Like always though, majority rules and there I was on August the fifteenth holding the championship high in the air as the tears began to pour. I enjoyed my nice length reign as champion and hope to one day to hold that glorious title again. I have so many things to cover, but it is really hard to stay on track when every thing is just running around your mind like squirrels on crack. Personal Jesus, wow what a gimmick. A gimmick that caused controversy from home to abroad and I absolutely enjoyed every minute of it. When I first designed the gimmick, I thought for sure it would not take off, but damn was I wrong. That moment I labeled myself everyone’s Personal Jesus, it felt like the world stopped and their attention was on me. I finally found a sick way of connecting with the fans, even if it was hatred connection. So many religious organizations shunned me and even drug my name in the mud, but hell people….this is sports entertainment and I am here to entertain. The crowd applauds thoroughly. Whacko: How does one entertain? Hell that is even hard for me to answer and some how I do it week after week. The first thing I was taught when entering this line of work, was to have fun. If you go out there and you allow yourself to be uptight, you will have the worse match of your life and those fans will rip you apart. Quickly I taught myself to have fun when I entered the squared circle. Every time I walk through the curtain and thousands of eyes are on me, I become lost in an entire different world. It truly is hard to explain the rush and that world to those who are not apart of this business, but I can promise you that it is all worth it. This comment encites a huge pop and round of applause from both the fans and the superstars. Whacko: I feel it is now time for me to wrap this up and allow my name and my career to be cemented in the BQWA Hall of Fame. To name every single person and thank them, would take days. So to those who have influenced me, performed with me, and even disliked me….I thank you. Always remember, if it’s not Whacko then it’s not entertainment! Thank You! Thank You! THANK YOU! As Whacko walks over to Big, he embraces him extremely tight. The entire crowd raises to their feet and continues to applauds. Whacko's theme blends back into "Leave The Memories Alone". The entire class of 2008 stands up. Skye Jones. Joey Styles. Adam Edge. Kid Disturbed. Halo. Charles Everton. And Whacko. Atkie comes back up to the podium. Atkie: Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you so very, very much for coming out tonight. I'd personally like to thank all of you, the viewing audience at home, and of course, all of the inductees and inductors here tonight. Ladies and Gentlemen, take a good, long look, here they are...the BQWA Hall of Fame, CLASS of TWO-THOUSAND AND EIGHT! The crowd continues to go crazy. All EIGHT of the inductees stand up side-by-side on the stage, holding up their plaques of induction, with the biggest smiles in the world as the scene fades on a most glorious, glorious scene. BQWA Edited by Harmony, Aug 2 2009, 12:56 PM.
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