| The BQWA Proudly Presents The Hall Of Fame 2009; 6th July 2009 | |
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So here I am with my thoughts of you And this world I've left for me The video opens up with backstage shots of this years inductees, showing Big Evil walk towards the gorilla position for another match, A+ warm up in preparation for battle and Kate Harrison stretching out backstage to ready herself for another fight in the squared circle. Stoic faces when I think of you And how I once believed More images of are inductees fade in and out, including Johnny Karisma signalling for the sXecution, The Oddballs signing autographs for screaming fans, and Nature psyching himself up behind the curtain just before his entrance music hits. So now you call me, but you know I won't let you through I've myself to deceive Johnny Karisma makes his trademark entrance, the gold pyros exploding behind him before he slides into the ring, humping the mat then jumping up and throwing his arms out, soaking in the crowd reaction to his appearance. So leave the memories alone I don't want to see Big Evil battles with Halo in the ring, kicking him to double him over before pulling him in and setting up the Very Last Ride, and pick up the win, holding his arms aloft in victory. The way it is As to how it used to be A+ makes his way around the outside of the ring before jumping up onto the apron and pausing once stood, looking out into the crowd then throwing his arms out to the side and posing in his gangster style, sending the crowd into an absolute frenzy. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Joey Styles sits at the announce position, going red in the face as Kate Harrison gives him a peck on the cheek during an on Meltdown, making Howie Felterbush sit next to him gawking with jealously. And I'll hold you here in my memory The Oddballs work together on Joe Pritchett, bringing him up above their head, holding him up by his arms for a few seconds before dropping him forwards, slamming Pritchett into the mat head and neck first before Fuel drops down, hooking the leg to pick up the win. The former World Tag Team champs pose with the gold. So I find me in your garden now A sad smile for the scene Big Evil throws a fist up into the air while walking down the ramp, soaking in the adoration of the fans before rolling into the ring and singing along with his theme music with a smile on his face, the crowd eating up his actions. And all the flowers that we planted now Taken by the weeds Nature climbs the turnbuckle to the top, taking a second to steady himself before leaping off and spinning mid air, executing a perfect Nature's Calling and landing square across Jake Steel’s midsection to secure the victory in a successful victory during their days on Fusion. But in my minds eye, you know they still bloom for me They stand tall there, in that summer breeze Johnny Karisma takes A+ by the wrist and whips him at the ropes, sending the big man sailing back towards him only to almost near take his head off with a Enziguri, turning the challenger to the World Title near inside out and leaving him on the mat to writhe in pain. Leave the memories alone I don't want to see A+ makes his way down the aisle at a fast pace and connects with Ryan Murdoch, going to town against one of his recent rivals, and successfully hitting the Sick Driver on him! The way it is As to how it used to be While stood precariously on the top turnbuckle, Big Evil wraps his hand around Colossus' throat and goes for a very high risk version of the Chokeslam, sending Colossus back down to the mat. Evil then hits an out of style Elbow Drop from the top and goes for the pinfall. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Kate Harrison stands in the middle of the ring, her eyes locked on her opponent and long time rival, Harmony, the 2 divas never flinching as they stare into each other’s eyes, their history and feelings being relived through one glare. And I'll just hold you here in my memory Nature and Charles Everton share an intense stare down backstage, the 2 former team mates showing nothing but bad feeling for each other despite their previous successes as a team. In my memory, yeah The Oddballs come BURSTING out of the back with such speed and energy during their one time reunion to go against The Authority last year before Immortals, proving they still had "it". So leave the memories alone I don't want to see Big Evil and Johnny Karisma shock the entire world at last year's Immortals, going face to face after an intense 45 minute match and connecting with a finger poke of doom, screwing the entire company over..almost. The way it is As to how it used to be Different shots of Big Evil, Nature and A+ holding the titles they’ve won during their tenure with the BQWA flash past. Leave the memories alone Don't change a thing Another range of title images, this time from the Oddballs, Johnny Karisma and Kate Harrison are shown. And I'll hold you in my memory A slow fade of interchanging images of all the inductees, beginning with Nature, then changing to Johnny Karisma, The Oddballs, Kate Harrison, A+ and ending with Big Evil before we fade into the opening graphic. ![]() "Leave The Memories Alone" – Fuel continues to play on as we get a glimpse inside of the jam-packed, sold-out Saenger Theatre. ![]() We get a view around the entire amphitheatre to see the entire BQWA roster plus a sold out house of at least 8,000 fans seated throughout the theatre. We see shots of superstars such as Dolly Madison, Andy Chills, Daniel Sorbello, Shiva, Colossus, Josh Dean, Phenetic, Abso Tomko, Ryan Murdoch, Simon Swinger and others dressed in tip-top shape, some of them looking better than they ever have before. Expensive dresses and fancy suits out the wazoo. They're all on their feet, the entire place is, applauding for what should be an absolutely magical night. The arena is seated as Mitchell Cole's voice comes over the loud speakers. Mitchell Cole: Welcome to the BQWA Hall of Fame, live from the sold-out Saenger Theatre in New Orleans, Louisiana. Here to help us induct the Class of 2009, please welcome the Master of Ceremonies for the evening, he is the former 87x Universal Heavyweight Intergalactic Champion of the World...he is "The Natural Boy"...Atkie! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! ![]() The melodic sounds of "ALSO SPRACH ZARATHUSTRA" begin to play and the crowd once again rise to their feet and begin applauding as "The Natural Boy" makes his way out to the stage, looking as sharp as ever, in a Gucci Suit and Tie, hair slicked back, looking old school as all hell. He struts out on stage a bit and looks around at the crowd with a big smile on his face. The fans go nuts, WOOOOOOOO'ing up a storm for one of the greatest of all-time. Atkie shuffles the papers he has in his hands and puts a pair of glasses on as he approaches the podium. He signals for the audience to be seated. ![]() Atkie: Haha, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Atkie: It is a distinct honor and pleasure to be here tonight as the "Master of Ceremonies" for the BQWA Hall of Fame 2009, the second year in a row. I guess I didn't mess up bad enough last year, so they decided to bring me back. Then again, who else were they gonna have to do it? The crowd laughs at Atkie's first cheap joke of the night. Atkie: This year's class is...undoubtedly...the biggest and most special class we've ever inducted. I'll tell you what, at one point, it's funny...everybody that's being inducted here tonight was absolutely DESPISED...HATED...in this business and in this company, even. But here we are tonight, on a night that's for them and nobody else but them, and look at the turn out. It goes to show you that no matter what character you may portray in the ring, whether these fans boo you or not, it's nights like this that you can tell how much this business mean to the fans, and how much the fans mean to this business. I'm sure everybody being inducted here tonight will say it, but I'm going to beat them to the punch. NONE OF THIS would be possible, NONE OF THESE PEOPLE would be here tonight if it wasn't for you, the fans, and for that, we owe YOU a standing ovation. Let's go, give 'em one, guys. All of the superstars that are seated in the front of the amphitheatre stand up and turn a bit, applauding the fans for being so loyal to them and the BQWA product after all of these years. Atkie himself even applauds the fans. The fans are gracious, chanting, cheering and applauding back to the superstars. Atkie: Let's get down to business, shall we? Tonight, like I said, is a night that's going to be remembered just...just forever. And to kick it off, what better way then to induct the voice of the BQWA, the man who's called each and every moment of the superstars’ careers being inducted tonight. Let's take a look... The guitar rifts of Woman – Wolfmother kick into accompany our well known black screen as it morphs into the image of beauty. ![]() Woman You know you're a woman You got to be a woman I got the feeling of love A clip of Kate’s infamous entrance is shown, the tawny haired diva appearing from behind a wall of blue and silver sparkles to pose on the stage before model stepping down the ramp towards the ring, swaying her hips from side to side then stopping to give a lucky young fan a peck on the cheek. When you're talking to me You see right through me I got the feeling of love While in battle against Jon Breen, Kate takes advantage of his showboating and uses the distraction to knock him down with a hard shining wizard before sending him flying across the ring with a perfectly executed monkey flip. She's a woman You know what I mean You better listen Listen to me She's gonna set you free Kate and Harmony stand on the ramp together, the best friends holding each other hand’s aloft in victory before the scene changes to more sinister times as Kate smashes a chair into Harmony’s back as she stands on a ladder then pulls her feet out from under her, bringing her off the ladder and smashing her face off the rungs until the scene changes back to better times, with Kate helping Harmony to zip up her wedding dress. Well you're kinda looking at me Like I've got to set you free You know I can't be nobody Dolled up to the nines in her bridesmaid’s gown, Kate takes a flying leap off of the apron during the mêlée at Harmony and A+’s wedding, landing square on Fuel’s back and attacking with everything she’s got, kicking and punching away at her then boyfriend and his comrades. She's a woman You know what I mean You better listen Listen to me She's gonna set you free In a battle of wills, Ryan Murdoch makes a grab for the Money In The Bank briefcase, only to find his attempted thwarted by Kate grabbing hold of the case herself, getting the case dropkicked into her face for her troubles and prompting the wearing of a plastic protective mask as she locks up with Kelly Alexia. Woman You know you're a woman You got to be a woman I got the feeling of love In battle in the ring, Kate drops Laura Stone hard into the mat with a reverse DDT, but is only able to pick up a two count before the brunette sets her up and brings her back down with the Model Behaviour, hooking her leg to pick up the three count and the win, celebrating with the fans after her hard fought victory. When you're talkin' to me You see right through me I got the feeling of love Kate sits in the locker room with a beaten and dejected Big Evil, his head resting in her lap as she strokes his hair, but then as a contract, Big Evil sits with Kate’s head in his lap, stroking her hair in a protective manner in the aftermath of the evil actions of Johnny Karisma. She's a woman You know what I mean You better listen Listen to me She's gonna set you free Back to action in the ring and Kate takes Skye Jones down with a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker before the scene changes to Kate leaping off the top turnbuckle to land on Kelly Alexia with a 450 splash then finally ending on Kate planting Constance Kent with a move that reflects her; Model Behaviour. ![]() Atkie: And here to induct the best looking member of this year’s class bar none, she is the current BQWA Women’s Champion, Harmony!! ![]() Hellagood – No Doubt plays out and the crowd are crazy as Harmony makes her way onto the stage, her violet floor length Valentino gown flowing behind her as she steps up to the podium, giving Atkie a peck on the cheek then the crowd a wave and a kiss. Harmony: Well, two Hall Of Fame ceremonies in a row and two people for me to induct, but yet no induction myself. I’m always the bridesmaid and never the bride! The whole theatre begins to laugh while Harmony breaks into a cheeky smile. Harmony: I kid, I kid. It’s common knowledge I have store credit with Vera Wang for returned wedding gowns. The camera focuses on Mavrick, who shakes his head with a smirk on his face. Harmony: When I first started with the BQWA, back all those years ago, it was pretty damn scary. It’s like when you start high school. Everyone around you is big and no one talks to you, you just have to get in and get on with it. You feel like you’re six inches tall compared to everyone else. And that was entirely how I felt until I felt a hand on my shoulder and I turned around to find Kate Harrison’s smiling face and brown eyes looking at me and asking me if I was okay. Who would have known that her act of kindness would have meant she ended up being stuck with me for so long? She shrugs, looking innocent as her peers laugh. Harmony: Kate has been an incredible friend through thick and thin. We’ve been friends, enemies, I’ve had her mugged, I’ve desecrated her mother’s memorial, she’s kicked the crap out of me, I’ve kicked the crap out of her, she’s cheated me out of a championship, I’ve rescued her from kidnap, she’s been my bridesmaid, I’ve been the one to get her home when she’s drunk as a skunk and I’m pretty sure she’s slept in my bath a couple of times. Come to think of it, about the only thing we haven’t done is share a kiss. Joey Styles, BQWA Historian, can I get a confirmation on that one? The shot cuts to Joey Styles in the crowd, who gives her a thumbs up with a smile on his face. Harmony: Howie, you owe me twenty dollars, thank you very much. The crowd and superstars laugh as the camera shows Howie Felterbush in the crowd, visibly saying “damnit”. Harmony: But not only is she loyal, she’s one of the toughest women I know, both physically and mentally. Harmony pauses, sweeping one of the loose strands from her hair do back out of her face. Harmony: Kate Harrison-Atkins is one of the most underrated women this business has ever seen and is more than deserving of her entry into the Hall of Fame. She helped to break boundaries in the Women’s Division, by taking part in the first Women’s TLC match with yours truly, and she helped to break boundaries for women full stop by competing in X-treme division championship matches against the likes of Jon Breen and Maxwell Starbux. The fans in the upper levels cheer and applaud at the mention of the X-treme division names. Harmony: Not to mention, there’s not many women I know who can take Ryan Murdoch kicking a steel briefcase in their face and STILL come back kicking butt. Ryan Murdoch sits in the crowd next to Gogz, a smirk crossing his face. Harmony: And now she’s entering the next phase of her life, taming Big Evil and having kids. All I can say is, she’s one brave woman. It is my honour and my privilege to introduce to you the first inductee into the BQWA Hall Of Fame class of 2009, Kate Harrison!! ![]() "Foxy Lady" - Jimmi Hendrix hits. A grinning and glowing Kate Harrison glides out on the arm of Exponent, who is looking exceptionally dapper in his Armani tuxedo. She is clad in a silky red number by Vera Wang, empire cut so the shimmery material skims delicately over her pregnant belly, but still with her trademark daring neckline, made even more so by the pregnancy. Her dark brown hair is arranged in soft curls that bounce around her shoulders. Exponent escorts her to the podium and she thanks him with a peck on the cheek. She then turns to her best friend, who holds out her arms for a hug. Kate shakes her head and says "Now, you know that's not good enough, let's give ‘em what they want!" Before Harmony can react, Kate grabs her face in her hands and plants a huge kiss on her lips! The crowd goes apeshit hooting and hollering and Howie Felterbush practically jumps up and down like a giddy schoolgirl. Kate breaks the smooch, laughing, and Harmony joins her in the laughter, saying "You got me!" They hug, and Harmony steps away to let Kate speak. She leans against the podium a if she is breathless. Kate: That one goes out to one Mr. Howie Felterbush. You've spent the past God knows how many years concocting that fantasy, so the least I could do was throw you a bone, my man. You're welcome. Howie laughs and cheers, screaming "Wardrobe malfunction, please!”. Kate: Nah, not tonight,babe. I'm taped in here good. I don't want my daughter's mind warped before she's even born. Atkie around is bad enough. Cut to Atkie laughing. Kate: Wow...this is really quite an honor. Harmony had made the analogy about "always a bridesmaid, never a bride." That pretty much summed up my wrestling career in a nutshell, I thought. I was a good worker, I put on some decent matches, had some good feuds, but the one thing, a title, well, that never quite reached my grasp. When I ended my career, I figured that that was it, and I would be your basic footnote in the annals of wrestling history, the one who never quite grabbed the brass ring. But the fact that I'm receiving this tonight makes me realize that maybe my impact was felt a little more than I thought it was, in spite of never holding a title. And that means more to me than I can ever begin to express here. The crowd applauds, the camera cutting to various faces like Dan and Kaylee Sorbello, Charles Everton, and Hall of Famer Halo. Kate: So...I've never really been someone who had a plan in life, it was more kind of abstract notions of what I wanted to do and what I needed to accomplish it. I wanted to model but I didn't fit the mold. I adapted. I got mugged in an alley and decided to learn self-defense, and I discovered I actually had some athletic ability. I initially wrestled to test myself a little, and the right people responded. But I never really said "This is what I want, this is how it has to be, and nothing will stop me from getting it and I must reach the top." I never really dreamed wrestling would take me where it did, it was something to make some extra cash before I moved on. I loved my time in BQWA, I really did. I learned a lot, not just about the business, but how to open myself up to real true friendship and love, both of which I'd never really allowed myself to experience. I suppose the first person I need to thank is Dolly Madison. She was the one who first saw my potential and brought me into the fold, so to speak. We didn't always get along well, but I never felt she treated me with any sort of disrespect and I thank her for that. Cut to a glamorous Dolly Madison in the audience, smiling slightly and nodding her head in approval. Kate: Then three people who approached me when I was still hiding behind my defensive shield. All of them chipped at my walls until I could no longer hide and I realized that maybe it was safe to come out in the world after all. Dan and Kaylee Sorbello, Tristram Fox...thank you. You shared with me the most beautiful experience of your life and I can't wait until we can raise our kids together. Tris, I'm sorry you never got the action you wanted so badly from me, but I think it did you good to not get every girl you wanted. Besides, there could only have been one beauty queen in our relationship and it would have had to be me. Tristram Fox pretends to fold his arms and pout, then loosens up and laughs along with Dan and Kaylee. Kate: To my fellow inductees Fuel and Edwin Avalos, I have to thank you both for continuing what those three started. You both are so incredibly dear to me and have given me so many memories, some good, some not so good, but I wouldn't change any of it, or either one of you, so thank you. To some of the great talents I was able to work with over the years: Paige, Kelly Alexia, Skye Jones, Jessie Baltos, Laura Stone...thanks for the memories. Jonathan Breen, thank you for challenging me in a way that no one ever had before. To my new family, the one I thought I'd never have, Ashley and AJ Atkins...I love you both very much and I'm so grateful you both opened up your hearts and let me in. Ashley and AJ are shown cheering Kate from the audience, Ashley looking exceptionally grown up in her formal gown and updo, and AJ looking a little uncomfortable in a tux, pulling at his collar. Kate: AJ, take the tie off, I know you're dying to. I promise your dad won't get mad. The little boy stands up in his seat and triumphantly yanks the tie off his neck, swirling it over his head like a stripper would a g-string and tosses it far over his head, where it sails through the air and hits Colossus square in the nose, landing in the big man's lap. AJ looks scared at first, but Colossus laughs uproariously and stands, throwing the tie back to him, which he catches handily. Kate: Just like my first date with your dad. Speaking of, I suppose I should say a few words about the behemoth. In all honesty, if you had told me a few years ago that I'd fall for someone like Greg Atkins, I'd have probably told you to get your head examined. But Greg seemed to know what he wanted and he zeroed in and didn't stop until I wanted it too. He gave me hope and love and a family and I feel so incredibly blessed every single day. Thank you, love. There's only two more people to thank here, two of the most influential people in my life. Harmony Ashley Scott...I don't know what I would do without a friend like you. You have accepted me for exactly who I am and liked me anyway. There is no one outside of my husband that I can talk to as easily as I can you, and who knows me as well. You've stood by me and never judged, just provided a sympathetic ear and a good laugh if I needed it. People joke about having a "BFF" but you truly are my "BFF" and I love you and thank you. Harmony's eyes shimmer with tears as she smiles broadly at her best friend's words. Kate: Finally, this next person isn't here physically, but I choose to believe she's here in spirit. Angela Harrison was my mother, a formidable personality if there ever was one. To me she was always larger than life, a glamour queen who always seemed out of place in Ohio. She took the whispers and the gossip about her in stride and never, ever let them see her sweat. In her I too learned how to do that too, maybe too well for a long time. I can acknowledge freely now that I'm as imperfect as they come, and that's okay. I think Angela would agree too. We butted heads a lot in our relationship, but at the end of her life, I can safely say that I knew that everything she had done for me, it was because she felt it was the right thing to do, and I was able to make sure she knew how much I loved her even if I hadn't always shown it. She lives on in my heart and in my memories, and she will live on in my daughter and I will make sure she knows all about her grandmother, something that would probably be making Angela shudder to think of if she WERE here. Angela...Mom...I love you, and thank you. Kate dips her head a moment to swallow back some tears before continuing. The crowd cheers her during this pause. Finally, she raises her head and smiles widely. Kate: Finally, I'd like to thank the fans...the ones without whom none of us would be here. We live for your cheers and sometimes your boos, and all the blood we shed, all the pain we experience, all the bumps and bruises along the way, we do it for you, and I think I can speak for my fellow inductees tonight when I say it's all been well worth it. Thank you so much! Kate steps away from the podium, hugging Harmony one more time before taking her seat onstage. Atkie: Absolutely radiant as usual. Kate Harrison, a true gem, folks. Moving on, for the first time ever, a tag team gets inducted together at the same time, and they're one of the greatest. Let's take a look at our next inductees.. The guitar opening to Life Is Beautiful – Sixx: AM accompanies a black screen until an image of Fuel then of Edwin Avalos appear. ![]() ![]() You can't quit until you try You can't live until you die You can't learn to tell the truth Until you learn to lie Clips of The Oddballs facing off against Big Evil and Atkie at One Last Call 2006 are shown, including Big Evil and Fuel brutally beating each other with their fists. Big Evil choke slams Fuel down hard, but Edwin cracks his forehead open. Both Big Evil and Atkie’s faces are covered in blood as Fuel and Edwin both continue to demolish them. You can't breathe until you choke You gotta laugh when you're the joke There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive Edwin is shown doing commentary for the very first QUAD: Fusion show alongside JBL, then doing commentary with him yet again at Fusion: One Night Stand. The two are then shown replacing Styles and Felterbush as BQWA/EWA commentary team during the EWA invasion. Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Edwin is shown battling Mavrick for the Custom Championship at Resurrection. The two fight up, down and all around the ring. Mavrick goes for his finisher, but Edwin reverses out and hits his own. Edwin makes the pin and gains the victory, the next night he renames it the Bizzaro Title. I know some things that you don't I've done things that you won't There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home Edwin and Fuel hit a double suplex, followed by a double dropkick on Team Kold. Edwin whips Popcorn Vendor into the top ropes and lays him out with a hard spinebuster. Fuel meanwhile, hits a cross body splash into two members of Regeneration X. Edwin kicks Adam in the stomach, and lays him out with a DDT as Fuel takes on another member of Generation: Now. I was waiting for my hearse What came next was so much worse It took a funeral to make me feel alive Fuel kicks Karisma in the mid section and pushes him into Everton with a spear. Fuel knocks loose both men with a hard elbows, but Karisma and Everton battle it out and double team him. Fuel was able to prevail as he pins Karisma to win the International Championship. Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Edwin is shown wiping any kind of dust in his locker room as well as closing the door three times as he enters it. He walks around the backstage hall, shaking hands with people, but holding a wipe on his hand to protect him from germs. Fuel is then shown attacking Plus and Karisma before ripping off his “Fuel” shirt and revealing an EWA shirt. He is then shown facing off alongside Big Evil and Andy Chills at Revenge as part of Team EWA. Just open your eyes Just open your eyes And see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life, That no one will cry at my funeral? Fuel gets his shot at supremacy as he faces off against Everton and Halo for the World Title at Resurrection 2007. Halo hits the Halo driver on Fuel to pin him and crush Fuel’s dreams of being World Champ. The video ends with Fuel and Edwin performing different moves on teams like Team Kold, and others. They pose on the turnbuckle , holding the tag team championship in the air as the crowd chants “Oddballs! Oddballs! Oddballs!” ![]() The crowd's applauding the video put together for the Oddballs. Atkie: When looking for someone to induct the Oddballs, the upper management thought nobody else could be better than a former Oddball himself and BQWA Hall of Famer, Whacko! ![]() "Dragula" - Rob Zombie hits and Whacko makes his way out onto the stage in a ragged tux, raising his left arm and smiling. Whacko: Thank you for that warm and inviting reception, like always I greatly appreciate it. You know, as soon as I stepped carefully out onto this stage. I quickly took a mind trip back to last year when I was inducted. The feeling of accomplishment and gratitude suffocated the always nagging disappointment of failing to entertain. Whacko allows his eyes to scan around those who are present. Whacko: With that being said, I am honored to be able to establish that same suffocation to two fine gentlemen. When the powers to be of this fine company contacted me and asked if I would be willing to partake in this fine ceremony, I was ecstatic. I worked very closely with these two gentlemen, whether it be combining tag team chemistry or unleashing pure hatred on to each other during a heated feud. A smile graces its appearance on Whacko’s bearded face. Whacko: Edwin Avalos or Edwin Ruiz, I believe it all depends on what mood he is feeling that certain day. Either way, Edwin has captivated the wrestling industry with his divine and complex character work. Who else could bring an obsessive compulsive disorder into the world of professional wrestling and make it work? Edwin Avalos. A round of applause erupts and a few whistles can be heard. Whacko: At one point of time he had a partner in crime, actually an oddball in crime. Fuel, was an athletic and intense machine in side of the squared circle. The moves he executed were flawless and charisma oozed from his pores and kept you locked in for an entertaining ride. These two fine performers deserve this recognition and I am truly proud slashed honor to be the man that inducts them into this fine memory bank. So ladies and gentlemen, plus those who are still rummaging through the closet, please welcome and honor the tag team inductees……THE ODDBALLS! The camera pans the entire crowd as they all stand up and applaud the, so they think, fourth coming arrival of Edwin Avalos and Fuel. However, after a few seconds of clapping, nothing's happening. Whacko gets back on the mic, holding up the plaque. Whacko: However, due to some serious health problems currently going on in both men's lives, neither were able to make it out here tonight to accept this honor, but they did inform me how much it meant to them and that one day, they'd resurface to make their thanks public. So I'll accept on behalf of them. Thank you. Whacko heads back and has a seat on the stage where Kate Harrison is already sitting. Atkie walks up to the podium, rather bewildered. Atkie: Wow. The first no-shows in BQWA Hall of Fame history, however, a speedy recovery to both men. Hope they feel better soon. Now, one of the biggest entertainers in the history of Sports Entertainment. The man who made it REALLY cool to be pink...Let's take a look at our next inductee... An image of Nature appears on screen as the opening notes of his old entrance music, Diamonds and Pearls - Prince, begin to play. ![]() This will be the day That you will hear me say That I will never run away I am here for you, love is meant for two Now tell me what you’re gonna do Nature is shown making his famous entrance complete with pink spotlights, intricate entrance attire, and pink confetti showering over a sold out arena as the crowd goes wild in response. If I gave you diamonds and pearls Would you be a happy boy or a girl If I could I would give you the world But all I can do is just offer you my love Various clips of Nature on the stick are shown. He’s running down various opponents in his own unique style, always being dressed in the loudest attire possible. Which one of us is right If we always fight Why can't we just let love decide (Let love decide) Am I the weaker man, because I understand That love must be the master plan (Love is the master plan) Clips of Nature’s International title reign are shown including him winning it from Rage at High Incident and losing it to DiaboluS at Meltdown. If I gave you diamonds and pearls Would you be a happy boy or a girl If I could I would give you the world But all I can do is just offer you my love Clips from the 4 way ladder match between Nature, Griff Vain, Rage, and Angel from Revenge are shown. They include Nature giving Griff Vain The Pinkness off the top of the ladder and Nature smashing Angel’s face in with one of the stiffest left hooks ever seen by man. D to the I to the A to the M O to the N to the D to the pearls of love D to the I to the A to the M (To the M) O to the N to the D to the pearls of love An epic stare down between Nature and Charles Everton in the middle of the ring is shown. There will come a time (There will come a time) When love will blow your mind (Blow your mind) And everything you’ll look for you’ll find (Take a look inside) That will be the time (That will be the time), that everything will shine (Forever) So bright it makes you colorblind (You will be color blind) Clips from Nature’s run as a main eventer on Fusion are shown…even if it was only one match’s worth. If I gave you diamonds and pearls Would you be a happy boy or a girl If I could I would give you the world All I can do is just offer you my love Charles Everton and Nature are shown brawling all over the arena in one of the many moments of their epic feud. The clip ends with Nature taking a Classifier on the outside of the ring. If I gave you diamonds and pearls (Pearls) Would you be a happy boy or a girl (Yeah yeah) If I could I would give you the world (Give you the world) All I can do is just offer you my love (All I can do) More Charles Everton and Nature footage but this time Nature is the one doing the punishment. He’s shown giving Everton hard strikes, lariats, scoop slams, and he finishes it all with a picture perfect Pinkness. If I gave you diamonds and pearls (Diamonds) Would you be, would you, would you (Would ya, would ya, would ya be happy little baby) A happy boy or a girl If I could I would give you the world Nature is shown walking up the entrance ramp with the same swagger as his entrance after a hard fought International Title defense as the song comes to an end and the video fades. ![]() Atkie: And now, who else better to induct him than the man who won Feud of the Year with him back in 2005, a fellow Hall of Famer and current BQWA Commissioner, Sir Charles Everton! ![]() "Mozart's 5th Symphony" hits and Charles Everton struts out, looking as gentlemanly as ever. He heads towards the podium. Everton: Thank you… For weeks I have agonised over what I was going stand here and say tonight. Literally hours have been spent hunched over a laptop; writing, re-writing, editing, deleting, until finally, I believed I had written something that could do justice to a man entering the pantheon of greats. I was wrong. Last night, as I lay in bed envisioning how this moment would pass, I realised that the only way to do this is off the cuff. And that’s exactly what I’m going to do. Everton: Nobody thought anything of it when the Meltdown card was published and Charles Everton was paired up against the man we call ‘Nature’. It was around 2004, Nature was the International champion and working simultaneous programmes with Halo and Diabolus, so our match at Meltdown never looked anything more than a training exercise for the champ. But something happened. We went out to the ring and things just started to click. There was an instant understanding that grew with each passing suplex and slam, and the crowd were reacting in ways that I had never known during my fledgling career. Even though I lost that night I came away from the arena full of excitement at the prospect of what could be if Nature and I were given a chance to work together over an extended period of time. Everton: Weeks passed and eventually Nature lost his IN title to Diabolus, who would eventually drop the belt to me at Immortals. Throughout this time Nature and I were in constant contact; filming vignettes and sketches in between our house-tearing matches – it was a good time for both of us. But as I talked about in my own Hall of Fame speech last year, the big moment came when we got together to oppose the BQWA buy-out of WZWF, in what is for me personally, one of the best storylines in WZWF/BQWA history. Everton: During our run as Team WZWF Nature displayed incomparable innovation and versatility, leaving behind his trademark ‘pinkess’ gimmick and developing one of the most psychologically complicated characters I’ve ever witnessed in this business. Together we went from under-the-radar afterthoughts to genuine top-tier stars, and we did it all on our own. The time I spent working with Nature was the best of my career, and I owe everything that I went on to achieve to Nate’s ability to push me to the limit of my abilities. Everton: It’s fitting that during our Team WZWF run Nature would refer to himself as ‘The Tragedy’, because tragic is the only way to describe the fact that he never wore the World title. It’s unfortunate that Nature’s HOF induction comes at a time when there are so few people around that saw him in his prime, because I’m certain those that did would join me in labelling him the greatest WZWF/BQQWA superstar to never be called world champion. Everton: Nature is the best friend I ever had in wrestling, and the greatest performer that I ever worked with. I hope that you all will join me in saying thank you to a man whose impact on this sport went far beyond what you saw on your television screens. Congratulations Nature, you more than deserve your place among the elite. Everton is still proudly on the stage. Everton: And now, the newest member of the BQWA Hall of Fame class of 2009, NATURE! The crowd politely applauds, but nobody comes out. A stagehand comes out and whispers in Everton's ear, and he politely nods as the stagehand leaves. Everton: It seems that Nature is unable to attend the ceremony because of family problems. Of course, someone must say the obvious. Andy Chills: He killed his family? Everton: I don't believe so. Well, I suppose I'll just accept on his beha- ???: You already got one, Chuck! Let the others have a turn. Silas Stevens, Mayor Adam West, Andy Chills, and T. Bailie walk up the ramp, and...of course. We can figure out who's talking now. Simon Swinger: I think it's only fitting that I accept this award on his behalf. Everton: You've never even met Nature. Simon: Who's Nature? Everton: The inductee whose spotlight you're stealing. Simon: Irrelevant. My contract says I can do this. Thanks, Johnny! Johnny Karisma in the crowd, in his wheelchair, shakes his head in both amusement and probably disappointment at having signed such an awful/awesome document. Simon: Please get off my stage right now, Charles. I do believe this is my crowning moment. Everton looks at him like he's retarded, and Simon proudly smiles at him. Chuck finally shakes his head and walks off the stage. Andy, Silas, MAW~, and T. Bailie then go back to their seats, the stage having been secured. Simon: Thanks a lot for this, guys. It means the world to me. Oh man, who to thank first? Where to begin? I suppose I should thank my influences for becoming a pro wrestler first. Thanks Bret Hart, even though you're a whiny old douche now. Mick Foley back when he didn't suck, Headhunter B, Mitsuharu Misawa, Diamond Dallas Page, Chris Benoit, and my trainer, Matt Classic. I should thank the people who were influential in my career. I should thank Ryan Murdoch for beating the everloving shit out of me early on in my career and making me man the fuck up and then become the best wrestler in the world. Simon pulls out a tissue from his pocket and mockingly wipes the non-existent tears from his eyes. Simon: I want to thank my best friends Maxwell Starbux and Andy Chills for being there with me in good times and bad. You guys are awesome, even if Andy fucks girls on rollercoasters and is a nigger lover. Andy: I'M NOT A NIGGERLOVER! Halo looks all offended in the crowd. Halo: You got a problem with niggers, son? Andy: No. Simon: I know Murdoch has a nigger problem. Moving on. Simon: Hey, no shame in your game. Do what makes you happy, man. Simon: I suppose I should also partially thank Andy for bringing me into the BQWA. He and Ryan Murdoch are responsible for what stands before you today. I also want to thank Gogz for encouraging my career and putting in good words for me to Johnny during the contract discussions. It means a lot to me, really. Again with the fake tears and the tissue. Simon: I want to thank Johnny himself for signing this awesome contract. He never did get back to me about the idea of Simon Swinger in the Hall of Fame, but judging by this elaborate ceremony he set up for me, and some guy named Big Evil, and then himself. I kid, I kid. I know Big Evil very well actually. For those of you unaware, he actually lived in my basement for a long time, which I think he'll elaborate on at a later date. Big Evil simply shakes his head. Simon: Last night, a group of us went out for some drinks, and this is a testament to Biggie and how much he creeps everyone else out. He proudly bowed out early, and told us all that he was going to go practice his speech for tonight in the shower, and then masturbate while spreading his ass cheeks so that the water will get between everything. Gogz: Betwix. Simon: It's kind of sad that you remember that detail, but not entirely surprising. Simon: I also want to thank Silas Stevens for being the best co-head of security anybody could ever ask for. You're a compliment to your race, sir. Silas: THE STEVENS IS PROUD TO BE OF THE RACE WHICH IS GENETICALLY SUPERIOR TO THOSE OF THE DARKER SKIN Simon: It's amazing how quickly my time has passed here. It feels like I've only been here 3-4 months, and I'm already now in the HOF. How time flies, I guess? Everton in the crowd is clearly shaking his head at Simon's bullshit. Simon: I can't believe this is all happening, it's a dream come true. It feels like only yesterday that I came in here, a brash newcomer with loads of charisma and confidence, unlike anyone had ever seen before. I knew nobody's names or the show name or PPV names, but I didn't care. Now, look at me. I know all there is to know here, and I'm friends with all...well...most of you. Shot of ChainReaction at his table. Simon: Hey Chain! Chain: I'm going to kill you. Simon: Why? Chain merely shrugs and goes back to his Turkey. Simon: Anyways, I just want to say thank you one more time to everyone who's helped me get to this point. It truly is an honor to be inducted into the 2009 BQWA Hall of Fame. Thank you all. On this day, we can truly say that Change has come to America. God bless you all. Simon proudly walks off the stage and begins hugging everyone on the way down the isle, as a graphic comes on screen. ![]() The graphic fades and a baffled Atkie is up at the podium. He looks around at the crowd, and then back at Kate Harrison, who's still sitting on the stage by herself. |
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Atkie: Two no-shows. What the hell's happening to this company? Let's hope this one shows up, because this is going to be good. He was Highly Acclaimed, and now he's going into the Hall of Fame, becoming fondly remembered. Let's take a look... The slow, and hypnotizing into chords of Man Who Sold The World – Nirvana begin to play over a black screen as it slowly fades in to show a picture of Johnny Karisma flashing his trademark cocky grin. ![]() We passed upon the stairs, We spoke of was and when Although I wasn’t there Back in WZWF Johnny Karisma and Jerry Great are shown making their debut as they take on a huge assault on The Firm. Karisma and Jerry go about and beat the ever lasting shit out of Halo and Jason Webb. It fades over to show Johnny Karisma is shown standing next to Big Evil as the two run down Dolly Madison in their normal Featured Attraction style. With Abso by their side, the trio remained one of the most dominating factions in the history of BQWA. He said I was his friend Which came as a surprise I spoke into his eyes -- I thought you died alone Karisma is shown staring down both Halo and Kid Disturbed as the three battle it out for the World Heavyweight Championship. The three wage a war throughout the ring, including Halo and Johnny putting Kid Disturbed through the announce table. Karisma is then shown super kicking Kid Disturbed before being able to hit the sXecution on Halo to eliminate him. A long long time ago Karisma kicks Kid Disturbed in the mid section, the crowd is gasping as Karisma hooks Kid’s arms and hits the sXecution! The sold out crowd at Hell’s Fury 07 is in absolute shock as Karisma hooks Kid’s legs for a pin while the ref drops for the count. Oh no, not me, We never lost control, The bell is heard ringing as Johnny holds up his newly won World Heavyweight Championship. The blissful victory isn’t held on to for that long as Johnny faces off against A Plus at Immortals V. Plus is shown hitting the Sick Driver three times before being able to lock in a victory against Karisma. You’re face to face, With the man who sold the world Karisma looks his former best friend in the eyes, him and Big Evil stare each other down at Immortals VI, facing off for the World Title. A sequence of clips are shown that built up to the event, including Johnny crying as he decimated Big Evil at Nemesis 08. Finally it ends with Big Evil delivering the Finger Poke of Doom~! on Johnny to reveal the giant hoax it was as Big Evil makes the pin. I laughed and shook his hand, I made my way back home, I searched for form and land, Johnny shakes his head as him and Rage tell Adam Edge they quit the company, while it cuts to an image of Johnny Karisma getting a pinfall victory over Whacko. An image of the InterNational Championship is shown dangling over the ring while eXponent and Karisma do battle amongst each other in the epic Ladder Match at Resurrection 08. Years and years I roamed, I gazed a gazely stare, We walked a million hills -- I must have died alone, It was later in the night that we see Johnny eliminating Colossus from the Resurrection Rumble and winning a main event spot at Immortals VI! Karisma and Big Evil celebrate in the ring but it quickly fades to a shot of both men at opposite ends. It’s Revenge 07 and Johnny Karisma leads his former stable Regeneration X against Big Evil’s EWA Stable. A long long time ago. Just as A Plus goes to lock in a victory, Karisma lays out Plus with the championship. The crowd is in absolute shock while him and Big Evil laugh it off, signalling the reunion of The Featured Attraction. Who knows, not me, I never lost control, Older clips are shown with Karisma doing battle with the likes of Everton, Killcycle, Rage, and Nature. All leading up to Johnny standing tall with Halo, Gogz, Murdoch, Josh Dean, and Abso Tomko: The Karisma Family. Even recent clips of Johnny hugging and celebrating with Gogz as he becomes the new World Heavyweight Champion. You’re face, to face, With the man who sold the world. The video closes with clips of old Indy shows Johnny performed at, including ROH and others around his hometown. Johnny stands there with his BQWA fans. ![]() Atkie: WOOOOOO! Now our next guest here tonight is a man I had to prise away from the bar a few minutes ago during the last speech, and that wasn’t an easy task. I worked with this guy during the EWA angle we did…uh…two years ago, and more recently the Family angle we ran earlier on in the year, and it gives me great honour to introduce to you, the man defending the World Heavyweight Championship at Immortals tomorrow evening…Gogz! ![]() "Luck Runs Out" – Metallica hits. The co-workers and wrestlers applaud, but the fans boo. Some applause as Gogz comes out from backstage…being pushed in a wheelchair by Dylan Donovan. He’s wearing the full kilt ensemble and she looks knockout in the black dress but…yeah. Wheelchair. Atkie clocks it as he turns around and kills himself laughing as Gogz waves to a likewise adoring crowd. Hopping out of the chair, he briefly kisses Dylan on the cheek before she wheels the chair away, then walks over to Atkie and the two share a handshake/bro-hug combo before Atkie departs on his way as well. Gogz heads to the podium and produces notes from the insides of his suit jacket, and begins to read as the applause dies down. Gogz: Well folks, forgive me mah wee indiscretion there…ah jus’ couldnae resist it, an’ ah’m sure Tara an’ Johnny winnae mind that at aw. But aye, that’s a wee hint as tae wha’ ah’m inductin’ if ye hadnae read the programme or seen the infinite number o’ commercials fir it on Meltdoon. Johnny Karisma. Whit kin a say about him? Number one, between him an’ the other guy bein’ inducted taenight…uh…whit’s his name? Small Good? Ha ha, aye, him. Those twa’ kinda got me involved in this company, an’ its through both o’ them that ah’ve turned intae the man ah ah’m tae day... A voice from the crowd breaks the silence. Ryan Murdoch: WHAT, A RAGING QUEER? And the crowd loses it, as does the speaker. Regaining his composure, he soldiers on. Gogz: Ah ha ha, fantastic Ryan. Guy grows a Jesus beard and thinks he’s king…god. Naw, ah learned a lot fae both o’ those guys, a lot aboot the business. A lot aboot hoo tae make a crowd despise ye, an’ even little things like hoo tae further the story of a match…see those two, when they were on form there wis no others like them in the business. An’ a remember, aboot this time last year, when we knew Johnny and Biggie were retirin’, Johnny came tae me an’ told me his idea aboot the Karisma Family, an’ hoo he wanted me at the front o’ it…an’ that, that honoured me, an’ ah was even mair honoured when he followed through wi’ it. An’ all in all, it led tae whit ah had tae say wis mah biggest year in professional wrestlin’, an’ ah ow it tae Johnny. Gogz looks around at the awe-struck crowd. Gogz: An speakin’ o honours, facin’ him in his last match, along with Big Evil an’ Ryan, that wis somethin’ special an’ ah’m no’ gonnae forget it. So, ladies an’ gentlemen, put yer hands taegether fir Mister Johnny Karisma! ![]() The crowd starts to cheer with a couple of boo's thrown in for nostalgia as the classic "Rape Me" – Nirvana hits, Johnny's classic music. Karisma comes out in one of his trade mark custom suits. He shakes the hand of Gogz as he takes the podium and pulls a folded sheet of paper out of his inside jacket pocket. Johnny clears his throat. Karisma: Thank you, Gogz. Thank you all. Now, incase you don't know who I am, allow me to remind you... My name is Johnny Fucking Karisma. The crowd roars. Karisma smiles. He just had to get it in one last time. Karisma: Tonight, is without a doubt the single most important night of my career. So important, and yet I feel like I have come here tonight so unprepared. I have this speech in front of me but as I look at you the words I worked so hard on do not seem worthy or appropriate for the occasion. Tonight, I think I'm just gonna wing it. With the Karismatears apart his prewritten speech. Karisma: Tonight I get inducted in the BQWA Hall of Fame along with such greats as Nature. Applause and cheers throughout the arena. Karisma: Nature, who gave me my first title win back in WZWF. He allowed me to take the ball and run with it and for that I am so grateful. Nature nods his head in respect. Karisma: Also we have Edwin Ruiz and Fuel. More cheers. More applause. Karisma: Before Karisma and Bigz there was Karisma and Avalo-I mean Ruiz. We were the original dynamic duo and Fuel was our bastard step son with the lazy eye. Edwin and I had epic matches for the WZWF TV title as did Fuel and I. The times we spent on the road are some of the fondest memories I have from my career. Edwin and Fuel chuckle. Karisma smiles. Karisma: A+ and Kate Harrison. The crowd is growing louder. Karisma: Kate you married my best friend. I'm sorry. You then divorced him. Smart move. And Plus I heard you mention Immortals earlier tonight. You and I, we went almost an hour and even though you came out on top I will always look on the match with possibly the most pride. Cut to A+ who bows his head showing the feelings are mutual. Karisma: And of course...my friend...my brother...Big Evil. The arena shakes. Karisma’s eye dart down to the podium. Nervous. Emotional. He has to hold it together. Karisma: Big Evil. Greg Atkins. I honestly don't know where to start. Nobody has ever stood by me the way you have. After everything I have put you through you have always looked after me like the older brother I never had. Know that I mean it when I say that that without you I am nothing and that I love you man. No homo. Each one of them played their own special role in my career. Each one of them truly deserving of the honor they are receiving here tonight. Which makes me wonder....am I? Am I worthy of being amongst the greats who are forever immortalized? Heh, no pun intended of course. But what have I done to be here? What legacy have I left in this company? I won titles. I won matches. I main evented two Immortals. I was a member of some of the greatest factions in this company’s history. Hell, I was General Manager of this place at one point. But, no matter the accomplishment I can never take full credit because I always had help along the way. Friends who are here tonight, and some who are not. The camera flashes over to shots of Big Evil, Edwin Ruiz, etc. Karisma: Quick shout out to Rage. Miss ya, champ. Crowd pops at the mention of the, now, fellow Hall of Famer. Karisma: I look around here tonight and see the faces of the future. Men such as Gogz, Murdoch, ChainReaction and eXponent. Women such as Harmony and Phenetic. I see these faces and know that I have left this company in good hands. No, better hands. All I ever wanted was two things. To entertain you people...and to prepare this place for when I couldn't. The past few months of my career have been an emotional rollercoaster…which is a great place to fuck girls according to Andy Chills. Camera pans to Andy who is now looking down at the ground some what embarrassed. Johnny smiles and chuckles a little to himself. Karisma: But I'm thankful that I've had to go through all this because it has allowed me to step back and see what is truly important in my life. I can only hope that when the dust settles and ol' Johnny Karisma is gone for good you people will remember me as fondly as I remember you. The crowd pops a bit. Johnny gives a slight smirk. Karisma: So, thank you BQWA. Thank you fans. Thank you for every cheer. Every boo. Every tear and laugh. Thank you for the memories. I tried really hard to come up with a good ending line…but what can I say…they never paid me to be fucking witty. With the Johnny steps away from the podium. Away from the microphone and away from his highly decorated career. He shakes the hand of Gogz and takes one last look at the cheering crowd. For a brief second we think we catch a tear in his eye as he waves and walks off to the back of the stage, grabbing one of the many open seats still available. Atkie is back up at the podium. Atkie: FINALLY! SOMEONE ELSE SHOWS UP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Atkie: I am so fucking drunk. Moving on. He is unquestionably one of the biggest money making machines in BQWA history. One of the best ever, and of course, the Doctor of Plusanomics...Let's take a look! An image of classic A Plus entrance appears on the screen as Superstar - Lupe Fiasco begins to play. ![]() If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera is here And the microphones Footage of A Plus freestyling BACK IN THE DAY~ is shown, focusing on him verbally destroying people on the mic. And they wanna know oh oh oh oh (the return) If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah Footage of the super unexpected return of A Plus back in December 2008 is shown, as he saves Tara Shannon and Kid Disturbed from the wrath of The Karisma Family. Yeah, uh A fresh cool young Lu' Tryna catch his microphone check 2, 1, 2 Wanna believe my own hype but it's too untrue The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you? Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' new? Well your name ain't on the guest list, who brung you? You! The more famous person you come through And the sexy lady next to you, you come too Footage of his storied relationship with Harmony is shown. Their attempted wedding, and many a quiet and romantic moment together backstage. And then it hit me Standin' outside of heaven waitin' for god to come and get me I'm too uncouth Unschooled to the rules and too gum shoe Too much of a new comer and too un-cool Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle with it well Tho I need holiday like lady who sung "Blue" Go back, whatever you did you undo Heavy as heaven The devil on me, two ton's too Footage of him hitting his signature manoeuvres on various opponents over the years is shown, with many highlights of his outstanding and impressive Rumble win in 2007. If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera is here And the microphones And they wanna' know oh oh oh oh, yeah Footage is seen of one of Plus' crowning achievements, as he hits the Sick Driver repeatedly on Johnny Karisma at Immortals VI to win the BQWA World Heavyweight Championship, and he raises it high over his head. And you better wear your shades The spotlights here can burn holes through the stage Down to the basement pass the Indian graves Where the dinosaurs laid Then out through China, nearly miss the airliners Magnified times five, 'less it's pointed at the rhymer Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaze Now that's important to say 'cause even with all that most of us don't want it to fade Footage of his EPIC feud with Big Evil in 2007-8 is shown now. Both men are bloodied at points, and beating the everloving dogshit out of each other, all over the BQWA World Heavyweight Championship. We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow Meaning we want it to stay Like the Governor called and he told him to Wait Un-strap him from the chair and put him back in his Cage The audience ain't fazed And they ain't gonna clap and they ain't gonna praise They want everything back that they've paid 'cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim Highlights of his feud with Gogz over Harmony's honor are shown, including the cage Gogz made her stay in, as well as both men flooring each other with big right hands. If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera is here And the microphones And they wanna' know oh oh oh oh, yeah Highlights of the numerous big Re-Generation X moments are shown, showing Plus, DXKid, Johnny Karisma, Angelica Haze, Delight, and Kid Disturbed, as they all do crotch chops. A Plus hits a MASSIVE Sick Driver on Big Evil in the BQWA vs. EWA Winner Take All match in 2007 to save the BQWA. So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away 'cause I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days Me and security ain't getting' along And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone So just take me home where the mood is mellow And the roses are grown, M&M's are yellow Highlights are shown of his massive blood feud with Josh Dean going into Immortals VII, as well as the match itself, and A Plus temporarily stepping back from the company. And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker Everybody gets a nice autograph picture One for you and one for your sister Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener Every songs her favorite song and mics don't feedback All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that" And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased And then they all take the stage and start performin' for me Like, ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha, ha Highlights of recent goings on of Plus are shown, like his Rumble performance as well as the violent Texas Bullrope Match and feud with Ryan Murdoch, as well as his run in this year's War Games, including teamwork with old friend DXKid and he and Colossus being co-winners of the match. If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the camera's is here And the microphone's And they wanna know oh oh oh oh If you are what you say you are, a superstar Then have no fear, the crowd is here And the lights are on And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah Plus is seen hitting his many Suplexes on different opponents throughout the years, leading to a montage of Sick Drivers, delivered on such foes as Big Evil, Johnny Karisma, Halo, Gogz, Ryan Murdoch, Mavrick, Phenetic, etc. If you are, what you say you are Then have no fear A Plus stops at the top of the stage, taking in the reaction of the fans as the video slows down and fades out. ![]() Atkie: This one's going to be big folks. Here to induct A+ is, perhaps, his best friend in the entire world, another fellow Hall of Famer himself, Cobain! ![]() "Lake of Fire" – Nirvana hits on the loudspeakers. Cobain steps up to the podium, nodding his head at the applause. Bucking convention as always, he forgoes the tuxedo for his trademark black, the only splash of color being a red tie around his neck. His hair, no longer multicolored but a regular sandy blond, is tied in a ponytail. He points and winks to his wife Katia seated in the front row. Cobain: When they approached me to do this, I had to reach back into the depths of memory to remember who in the hell they were talking about. The audience busts into laughter. Cobain: So I walked around my house, had a cup of coffee, cleaned out my gutters, and then it started to come back to me. First he was AM Franchise, then he was A Plus, and now, I have no clue, but yeah. I don't know what in the hell they expect me to say, but I'll do my best. I got kids to send to college. Anyway, what to say about Andrew Manson? I first met him in WZWF. I was a loner, not much of a talker, and this blond kid with the biggest shit-eating grin I'd ever seen comes bouncing up to me. He jabbed a finger in my chest and challenged me to a freestyle contest, which was met with a blank stare on my part. He seemed to pay this very little mind and launched into the most unintelligible bunch of gibberish I'd ever heard in my life. See, at that time Andy hadn't lived in the States all that long, so his accent was this mix of Scottish street and what he imagined American rappers sounded like. It sounded like the alphabet just vomited. The audience laughs hysterically at this point. Kid Disturbed and Skye Jones are seen wiping tears of laughter from their eyes. Cobain: So I was like, "Who in the hell does this poor man's Eminem think he is?" I guess I took the business a little too seriously at that point and felt he was going to be nothing but a fly-by-night gimmick. I was dead wrong. Andy ended up with the Custom Title, a title he chose to call the Bottom Line Title. I challenged him for it and we were off to the races. Andy got used to a lot of things in those matches, most of all the view of the arena ceiling from the myriad times I beat him. More laughter. Cobain: Nah, I'm kidding, although I did win the Custom Title from him and called it the Lithium Title. Even though I'd won that time, he'd provided me with a stronger challenge than I had ever expected from him, and with that he won my respect. I don't respect many in this business; in fact, I could probably name them on the fingers of one hand. But Andy is among those people. Then the exodus came-from WZWF to WZCW. Andy was unsure about what move to make. Kid Disturbed and I not so gently encouraged him to leave with us, and finally he did. He credits it as one of the best career moves he ever made. He launched into an extended, highly memorable feud with Vinnie Lazarro that truly put him on the map. We crossed paths again, I won again. Andy didn't like looking at the ceiling all that much anymore and challenged me a third time, in one of last matches of my career. This time, he won. After my retirement, we kept in touch, he would seek counsel from me from time to time, but really he didn't need much because at that point he was a superstar in his own right. His triumph over Johnny Karisma at Immortals two years ago cemented his legacy. The Eminem wannabe from Boston via Glasgow went from a gimmick to a hero, a footnote to a legend. He may have been AM Franchise or A Plus, but to me he has always been Andy Manson, my friend, and I'm proud to induct him into the Hall of Fame tonight. Ladies and gentlemen...A Plus!!! ![]() "Superstar" - Lupe Fiasco hits up and the crowd goes insane, as do the rest of the BQWA superstars in attendance, up to their feet immediately with a standing ovation as an emotional A+ makes his way out from the back with a big smile on his face. Plus takes to the stage, as a large "Plus, Plus, Plus" chant strikes up. He gives it a moment to die down a little before he begins. A+: Wow…thank you, thank you very much. And thank you very much to Cobs for that speech. Very kind, very inspirin’, and yet still more emo than any man I’ve ever met…seriously, homie, get a haircut. The audience laughs and, after a second or two of mock indignation, Cobain laughs too. A+: Y’know, I have to admit that I thought this day was much, much, much further down the road for me…if at all, to be honest. But, if y’all think fo’ one minute that it’s gonna leave the Doc speechless, then y’all better think again! The crowd pops again. A+: Even when I started up in this business – fightin’ in some crappy little community centres…under my own name…in a pair of basketball shorts, a worn-out A-Team t-shirt and a pair of size-too-big Air Force Ones…with a crowd of no mo’ than ‘bout 20 people, half of whom was friends and family – I just knew I was destined for bigger and better things. It was that self-belief that convinced me to put my body on the line every night, whilst those same friends and family tried to convince to stop putting my body on the line every night. It was that self-belief that put me in the history books as Scotland’s youngest ever Heavyweight Champion, just two years after I got into the business. It was that self-belief that made me send my own video resume to WZWF, just knowin’ that they’d have no choice but to hire me. It was that self-belief that forced me to stick around, when AllAboutTheGame was on the bottom rung of the ladder, being thrown the occasional scrap like a bottom-feeder. It was that self-belief that gave birth to AM Franchise. The crowd starts a "We Want Franchise" chant. A+: Hey, be careful what you wish for… The crowd pops again at the thought of a return for Franchise. A+: But, most importantly, it was that self-belief……that gave birth to A+. But as anyone in this business will tell y’all, even self-belief ain’t enough to make it to the top. It’s an oft-spoken cliché, but y’all really is only as good as yo’ last match, and I have fought against and with many, many good people over the years. Some douchebags too, but they still knew how to get it done in that ring. So, I’ma just take a few minutes, if I may, to thank some of them. REO Speeddealer… He gave me my first break in America, and – for that – I’ll always be thankful. Vinnie Lazarro… Major heat from the audience. A+: Woah, woah…hold on now. He may be an ugly sumbitch with Tony Soprano syndrome, but that ain’t no reason to boo a homie! Nah, nah…see, we had some wars…my god, did we have some wars. But those wars pretty much defined the first half of my career. Vinnie, if you’re watchin’, homie, then thank you for makin’ me the wrestler I am today…and you still owe me a canolli. Nature… The crowd pops again, at the mention of Plus' fellow HoF inductee. A+: Seriously, man, it is an absolute honour to be inducted in the same ceremony as y’all. If Vinnie Lazarro defined the first half of my career, y’all pretty much started the second half. That feud we had, leadin’ up to the Resurrection Rumble? That lit a fuse in me, homie. One that took me as high as I could go in this company, and one that wasn’t defused until Biggie dropped me at One Last call. And, for that, I am forever in yo’ debt, seriously. Speakin’ of Biggie… A Biggie chant quickly starts up. A+: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we all love Biggie, shut up, will ya? The audience laughs. A+: Biggie, I don’t think there’s much to say, cos pretty much everybody knows about our history in this company. Lemme just say that I don’t think the last chapter in that story has been written… The crowd, picking up on the comment, starts a vociferous "One more match" chant. Plus and Biggie look at each other and shrug their shoulders in a "why not?" kind of way. A+: We’ll maybe see what we can do about that one. No promises though. I ain’t sure he wants any of this any mo’… Biggie gets to his feet in fake anger, before smiling and nodding. A+: Johnny Karisma… The name gets a mixed reaction from the crowd. A+: Johnny…ups, downs…it don’t matter…for Immortals, I will always be eternally thankful. Much love, homie. Harmony… The diva's name illicits a good response, before dying out to be replaced by a "She's a crack whore" chant, which draws a shocked look from her. A+: Hey, c’mon now…she may be a crack whore, but I tapped that crack whore's ass every night for months! The crowd pops huge, as Plus mouths an apology to his ex-wife, who is now taking it in good spirits. A+: You know I’m kiddin’, baby girl. Well, about the ‘crack whore’ part anyway… Another laugh from the crowd. A+: Now, y’all is probably thinkin’ that some people is missin’ from that list and y’all would be right, but only cos I have some special words for all of them. First up is Kid Disturbed! A huge pop from the crowd. A+: Brent, every man and his dog knows about our history, homie. Me and you go back as far as any two dudes who have ever been in this organisation. From the Exodus to the Misfits and every twist and turn in between, our careers have been linked and I still don't know if our final chapter has been written, dawg. Y'all is ma brother, and there will always be a place at my table fo' y'all, man, fo' real. Venom X... Another huge pop for another face from the past. A+: Yeah, V Money! One half of The Greatest Show on Earth. One-fifth of The Misfits. Easily the best tag-team partner I've ever worked with, and another guy that I'm proud to call my brother. Homie, if y'all is watchin' this, then maybe it's 'bout time you threw me a holla...maybe time to get the old gang back together! Another chant from the crowd, this time "Please come back". A+: And, lastly, my man over here, Cobain. The biggest chant of all for the WCCW legend. A+: Cobs, y'all has been and still are my best friend. This wigger act of mine shouldn't hide the fact that y'all has been the inspiration fo' most of my career. Whether we was feudin' on camera or teamin' up...whether y'all was in the company, or you wasn't...we was still tight. So, I'd like to dedicate this award to y'all, homie. Without our matches, I'm probably not where I am today, and I'm certainly not pickin' up this award. So, thank you, thank all those I mentioned tonight, and a special thanks to all of y'all who continue to support me at each and every night. Thank y'all, goodnight and I'll see y'all at Immortals, peace! Plus and Cobain hug one last time and as they pass each other, Plus and Atkie exchange a very special hug. Atkie heads up to the podium one last time. Atkie: That fucking ruled. I love all of you for the crack whore chant. Ahaha, WOOOOOOO! Crowd: WOOOOOOOOO! Atkie: Sheep. Anywho, this is IT, folks. This is the big one, the main man of the night, and one of my best friends. Let's take a look at a man who can be described in one word, simply: the best...Or is that two words...AH, anyway, let's take a look! Chants of "EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!" slowly take the place of dramatic music. A gigantic BOOM is heard and "Cult of Personality" - Living Colour begins to play as we see clips of one of the greatest of all-time. Look in my eyes, what do you see? Cult of Personality Big Evil's shown marching down the rampway, World Championship over his shoulder, walking along cockily to the sounds of his theme music, singing along with it to the crowd, strumming on the World Title at some points like a guitar. I know your anger, I know your dreams I've been everything you want to be First, Big Evil is shown making what had become his trademark entrance with his girlfriend, Kate Harrison. He would look around at the crowd while on the ring apron and laugh, sitting on the middle rope as Kate entered seductively, blowing Big a kiss, inciting more of a laugh from Big Evil. Then, we see Evil going from each section of rope to another, throwing his arms in the air, posing. I'm the Cult of Personality Like Mussolini and Kennedy Evil has Jason Storm downed in the corner and he's blatantly choking him with his bare hands, Evil's eyes almost rolling into the back of his head as he smiles sadistically, choking the life out of Storm. I'm the Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Clips of some of the best Chokeslams he's ever given are shown. We see Big Evil Chokeslam A+ in the middle of the ring at One Last Call, we see him Chokeslam Whacko on top of the Hell in a Cell at Immortals VI, we see him Chokeslam Adam Edge with authority in the center of the ring and go for the cover. Cult of Personality With a few flash scenes, we see Evil drag Harmony up the ramp, to the side, lift her up and Chokeslam her off the side of it through stacks of tables and electrical equipment and then posing afterwards. Neon lights, A Nobel Price The mirror speaks, the reflection lies Evil is held up by Mr. Josey & Atkie after defeating Flumey for the TRTWF World Title at DOA '03. Then we see Evil hoisted on the shoulders of half of the TRTWF roster after winning the title at WrassleMania '04. Big Evil rolls around with the International Championship after dethroning Fuel for it in 2006. Evil lays the Primetime Championship down in front of him like a line and then begs Bobby Mitchell to cross it. And then the big one, we see Big Evil on his knees, clasping the BQWA World Title close to his chest in the middle of the EWA Arena after defeating A+. You don't have to follow me Only you can set me free Evil takes off a Glacier costume and plants a huge, mocking kiss on Dolly Madison, causing her to fall on her ass and grow extremely angry as Evil prances around. Evil slaps the taste out of Commissioner Charles Everton's mouth and then gets right into his face. Evil grabs Karisma's hand when Karisma tried defending himself when Evil called him out on running the Family. Evil goes to strike Karisma but the Family beats him down. I am the things you need to be I'm the smiling face on your T.V. Dressed as Santa Claus, Evil sneaks up and clobbers Kid Disturbed across the back of the head with a sack of toys. Inside of their Bar Room Brawl, Evil sends Kid D sliding down the bar top, taking out everything, and then grabs a beer and chugs it. Evil does a rare Suicide Dive over the top rope out onto Adam Edge waiting by the Announcer's Table. He takes out Adam and almost breaks his neck going head first into the firmly planted announcer's table. I'm the Cult of Personality I exploit you still you love me Evil hits a Very Last Ride on Josh Dean at Money in the Bank at Immortals V. As Evil's tossing Dean with the Very Last Ride, the ladder itself tips and both men go crashing down. Evil has the ladder over his head later on in the match and goes spinning around, taking out everyone that comes near him. During a brutal hardcore match, Evil takes a staple gun, goes over to Halo and wishbones his legs, sending the staple gun right down into Halo's groin! I tell you one and one makes three I'm the Cult of Personality Evil and Ryan Murdoch go back and fourth with hard, hard, HARD duelling chair shots, each man hitting each other harder and harder each time. After beating him, Evil poses with the Primetime Championship. Evil locks in the Devil's Playground submission on Andy Chills as Andy screams his heart out and Evil locks it in tighter and tighter. Like Joseph Stalin and Gandhi I'm the Cult of Personality Evil comes storming into the arena, driving his Ford F-150 Pick-Up truck at least 55 miles an hour, taking out equipment and anything in his way. He gets out and storms through the back beating up different people in search of Johnny Karisma. In an extremely iconic scene in the annals of the BQWA, we see Big Evil reaching for the ropes, bleeding profusely, ready to die as Joe Pritchett as the Ankle Lock locked in, trying to make Big Evil tap out back in 2006. Cult of Personality Cult of Personality Big Evil and Atkie go back and fourth with a very loud WOOOOOO off in the center of the ring before Big Evil gets fed up, wraps his hand around Atkie's throat, and chokeslams him straight to hell. In another scene, the Board of Directors are laying the law down to Big Evil early on in his BQWA career, he stops short and flips off Dolly Madison, then chokeslams her straight to hell. Neon lights a Nobel Prize A leader speaks, that leader dies [bi]DXKid and Big Evil go back and fourth with punches, kicks, hits and slaps. DXKid sets up for the Hotness Slam, but Evil side steps and turns around and goes for a Chokeslam. DX side steps out of that and sets up the Hotness Slam again, but Evil ducks down with a low blow and hits a very quick Very Last Ride on DXKid and pins him in their one and only encounter ever.[/i] You don't have to follow me Only you can set you free In their EPIC Finisher's Match, Big Evil goes for a Chokeslam from the top rope, but Plus flips over and connects with a Sick Driver. Later on in the match, Plus goes for the Sick Driver again, only for Big Evil to reverse it and connect with a modified Very Last Ride. Evil, Karisma, Tomko & Atkie join together again, as the Featured Attraction, and beat the holy shit out of A+ post match, attempting to break his leg. We see Karisma hold Plus down and Tomko and Atkie hold a chair on Plus' leg as Evil jumps down with a knee drop to the chair. You gave me fortune You gave me fame Over-selling one of Aaron Nexus' powerful power moves, Evil goes stumbling around with a goofy look on his face before hitting a patented Flair flop in the middle of the ring. We see Evil and Colossus staring each other down in the middle of the ring in their impromptu match at Immortals VII before going back and fourth with lefts and rights, lefts and rights. In their awesome Iron Man Match, Evil hits a desperation Chokeslam while Halo's in mid-air and gets the final pinfall with only 2 seconds left to go. He hoists up the American Flag and stands atop the top rope afterwards with the flag draped over him. You gave me power in your God's name I'm every person you need to be Shocking, and screwing over, the entire wrestling world, Johnny Karisma and Big Evil perform the Fingerpoke of Doom after an already hard fought, gruelling match at Immortals VII followed by Big Evil getting a mock pin over Johnny Karisma and hoisting the World Championship in victory with a faux surprised look on his face. In some more action shots, we see some of his biggest and hardest hits. He beats the shit out of Whacko with hard Big Body Punches in the corner of the ring during the Hell in a Cell match. Atkie's hanging down from the top of the War Games cage and Evil dives off with a Diving SPEAR taking Atkie straight to hell with him. I'm the Cult of Personality Evil stands at the top of the ramp way with his back turned towards the crowd and slowly he lifts his left arm into the air and the crowd pops going absolutely crazy, coinciding perfectly with the ending sounds of the song. He looks back and the camera zooms in as the chants of "EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!" fade back into the audio track. ![]() Atkie: And now to introduce an inductor. He may owe me money, but he’s a great friend. Ladies and gentlemen the man that will be trying to regain the Custom Championship tomorrow night, Andy Chills! ![]() Sabotage - Beastie Boys hits the speakers and the crowd lets loose with a good ovation for Andy Chills. He’s looking very dapper in his full 3 piece suit and he gives Atkie a big hug before going up to the podium to make his speech. Chills: Wow. I’ve been wrestling for about seven years now, and for those seven years I’ve looked up to one man. That man is Big Evil, and tonight he takes his place in history alongside some of the greatest wrestlers this world has ever known, and I have the distinct honor of inducting him. The crowd gives a lengthy ovation for the mention of the induction of Big Evil. Chills: Now, a lot of people may think that backstage the person that knows Big best is Johnny Karisma. It’s not true. Like I said, I’ve known Big Evil for all seven years that I’ve been wrestling, and for all seven years he’s been with me. I worked with him in TRTWF and BQWA, and I worked for him in the EWA. And he’s always been like my wrestling father so to speak. A few cries of “Daniel!” are heard from the crowd and Andy smirks. Chills: Yeah, I guess it’s best to get those jokes out of our system now. I was Daniel Benoit and Biggie was Chris. And…actually…that kind of sums up our relationship fairly accurately. Biggie loves me, but if I do something retarded he’s not afraid to kill me for it….complete with a pillow. Then he lays a Bible at my head and says his prayers before he moves on to his next victim. Kate Harrison should watch out. The crowd groans at the awful taste of Andy’s joke. Chills: Ah, I thought it was funny! Anyway, I want to move on to a man that won pretty much every title possible in TRTWF, a man who ran his own company, and a man who held the BQWA Title for ten long, terrible, painstaking months. But, all jokes aside, if there’s any man you want to carry a company for ten months, it’s Big Evil. He’s one of those guys who can walk into an arena and just by standing in the ring, hold every single person attending in the palm of his hand. He can make you love him. He can make you hate him. Either way, you’re going to want to watch him. He’s had more five star matches than I could ever dream of, and he’s done more for the business then anyone else ever will. Andy takes a moment to let the crowd take in that statement. Chills: And Biggie’s not just some corporate tool, never has been. He’s always had close ties with the federations he works for. He’s got a creative mind, he loves booking, it’s half the fun of wrestling for him. But that doesn’t mean he can’t be one of the guys. Yeah, he works for the suits but he’s still a wrestler, and I’ve never met anyone in the back who hates him, except for maybe Jason Webb. But he’s a piece of trash. And yeah, Biggie will be the guy to tell you you’re winning the title, or going on a ten match losing streak, but he’ll also be the guy that will hammer down beers with you and not be afraid to piss in the middle of the street as cars fly by him at fifty miles per hour. Yes, that’s happened. He was really drunk, and somehow yellow lines became grass and cars didn’t exist. But I mean, that’s Biggie. He drinks. A lot. The crowd laughs mildly. Andy’s not very funny, but he tries. Chills: And Biggie’s always been my travel buddy. I remember one time we were on a special EWA tour of Japan, and the Japanese fans….well they’re a unique breed. They treat wrestlers like movie stars in Japan, it’s just the way the sport is portrayed. And here in America there are girls that would do anything to get in bed with Tom Cruise…well it’s the same way in Japan with wrestlers. These girls, they’re just waiting to be “chosen.” And I mean, that happens here in the States with girls that we like to call rats, but it’s probably a thousand times worse in Japan. The camera pans over to various wrestlers all nodding their heads in agreement with Andy’s statement. Chills: Anyway, this was my first tour of Japan. After the show I didn’t feel like dealing in all the tomfoolery that was going down because I was still jetlagged so I just went to my room and turned in for the night. Bad move. A bunch of wrestlers grin, knowing what’s coming next. Chills: About half an hour after I get up there I hear a knock on my door. “Snuffles? Snuffles?” Laughter is heard at the mention of Andy’s old TRTWF wrestling name. Chills: Shut up. I did work with that gimmick. Anyway at first I just ignored her, because I wanted to sleep and whatnot, but this girl was persistent. So, whatever, I figured I’d at least open the door. I go to open the door and I am greeted by the UGLIEST girl I’ve ever seen. It was literally vomit inducing. I tell her I’m not interested but she didn’t want to seem to take no for an answer. When I asked how she got my room number? She said Big Evil sent her. That’s what I get for trying to get out of a night with the guys. Well, I ended up spending a wonderful night of…playing cards with this woman, and I still catch crap for it to this day. Andy takes a pause and looks out over Big Evil’s old TRTWF friends who have come to see him on this night who are now crying from laughter at this old story. Chills: As far as Big Evil and I go personally, we’ve had our ups and downs. That whole me sleeping with Trish thing, that wasn’t just an angle. Biggie really beat the shit out of me with a leather belt, and it wasn’t a whole lot of fun. But we get over things and we’re still friends to this day, real good friends I might add. I would trust Biggie with my life, and there are times where I have. There’s not a man in the back, or even a man in the entire business of wrestling, who deserves this night more than Big Evil does. For years, I've heard the line that Big Evil is arguably the best in this business. I'm still waiting to hear the argument, because quite frankly...there isn't one. So without further ado, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you my best friend -- Big Evil! |
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YOU NEVER MET A MOTHERFUCKER QUITE LIKE ME~!![]() The crowd immediately rises to their feet and begin applauding as "Motherfucker Quite Like Me" - Kid Rock begins to play over the theatre’s loudspeakers. Big Evil steps out from behind the curtain, dapper as ever, in his one of a kind Gucci suit. He smiles immediately upon the crowd's reaction and raises his arm up in the air quickly for a brief moment. He walks towards the podium and immediately goes to Andy Chills. Without thinking twice, the two best friends embrace tightly, thanking each other in their ear for everything. Andy begins to tear up a bit as he lets go of Big and pats him on the back. Big doesn't begin to tear up, however, until he makes his way to the podium to being his speech and the crowd reaction is priceless. "EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!" Big Evil: Wow. Evil's fellow superstars, friends, family and peers are still standing applauding, causing Evil to get even more choked up. The fans up in the grandstands are going nuts still. THANK YOU EVIL! THANK YOU EVIL! THANK YOU EVIL! Big Evil: Guys, I -- "EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL! EVIL!" Big Evil: Guys, c'mon, I gotta do this speech or we'll NEVER make it back to the hotel bar in time.. Most of Big's drinking buddies in the superstar & staff section get a huge kick out of that remark. The crowd starts to quiet down some. Big Evil: Man, that induction was rough...Andy Chills, Ladies and Gentlemen, isn't he mediocre? Andy's sitting in his seat up on the stage smiling, his face bright red. Big Evil: Let me start off by saying that -- It's at a moment like this when guys like me think to themselves with all they've done wrong, I must've done something right. This really means so much to me. Thank you. Evil nods his head as the entire arena applauds his sentiment. Big Evil: I wanna make a brief announcement real quick before we get started, the producers handed me this right before I got on -- Will the owner of a 1972 Chevy Pinto please report to the parking lot? Your car has been taken off the side of the road into an embankment, hitting a tree... Andy Chills shoots up to continue the inside joke along and pretends to run off to the parking lot. Big Evil: There are a few people I'd like to thank before we get started on the real speech. All my boys from the TRTWF, especially the ones that made it out here tonight, I just want you all to remember none of this would be possible if it wasn't for you guys. Cobra, Buzzzkill, HIGHflyer, Shotta, Injection, Isis, KoH, RedHot, Skrappy, Show, Vogue Adrenaline, InFlames, Torg, Daman, The Book. I'm sorry if I left any of you guys off the list, but all of the TRTWF you were so instrumental in getting me to where I am today, and I am eternally grateful. Nice round of applause for those members of the TRTWF. The camera gets a quick two-shot of Cobra and Daman, two of Big Evil's close friends from the TRTWF, sitting in the crowd. Big Evil: If I'm going to start anywhere, I've gotta start at the top, and that's the man who just inducted me here tonight with an amazing speech, Andy Chills. Andy and I go back many years, close to a decade now, and the line he dropped about us being that close of friends isn't a shoot, it's rather legit. I'd trust him with anything -- except my wife -- until the day I die. Small rounds of applause and light laughter. Big Evil: I have to say that Andy is probably the most underappreciated and underutilized talent in professional wrestling today. I could use the term "future World Champion", but I can honestly say the future should be now, and with no disrespect to Gogz or Colossus, Andy Chills would have just as much right to be headlining tomorrow night's Immortals extravaganza as they do. Andy starts to get really choked up. His eyes are completely glazed over with tears that he's fighting back after Big's compliments. Big Evil: I'm sure you guys wanna hear some stories tonight, right? HUGE pop from the crowd. Big Evil: That's what I thought. Tonight's ceremony seemed rather light on the stories, so I've got a few if you don't mind. My favorite about Andy Chills takes us back to my first international, well, European tour, with the BQWA. Andy had already been in the company maybe, six months? He was more adjusted to the company, but he was still rather green in the ring believe it or not. Now, this was supposed to be when him and I were feuding for the International Championship, the title I had for about six days. So we feuded on the entire European tour. One of the last nights, we were in Berlin, Germany and we wrestled a really good match I thought until the end. Andy went for one of those ricockulous aerial moves, a Springboard elbow smash or whatever the fuck. Anyway, I was in the corner ready to take the move, Andy stumbled during the flip he took and came back way too hard, his point of the elbow connecting me in the bridge of the nose and busting me WIDE open -- like a blood tampon. Trickles of laughter. Camera zooms in on Phenetic who has a big smile on his face. Big Evil: Andy was so distraught over this because he knew how I big was on giving my receipts back tenfold in the ring when something like that happened. And I don't know if it was because I just wanted the match to be over with or because my head wasn't on straight from the blood I was losing, but I never got him back. Well we all head back to the hotel bar that night, we're all drinking and partying, having a great time, and Andy had been avoiding me the entire night. He finally came up to me after he had a few drinks in him and apologized repeatedly for what he did. I kept telling him not to worry, not to worry, it's fine, I wasn't gonna give him a receipt or anything, or shoot fight him, nothing too serious. And he seemed really relieved. Few more drinks in him, and Andy got beer muscles and started bragging to people how he broke my nose. Well, I got wind of this and decided that now was a better time of any to get him back. Rewinding a bit, I had noticed that since the night before when we got into Germany, Andy has his eyes on one of the German guides that were working with us for the length of our stay in Germany. A beautiful girl, a ten if I'd ever seen one in my life. Now, Andy has no balls with women. At all. Just ask his last girlfriend. Big pop of laughter as Maxwell Starbux screams from the audience "LAAAAUREEEEN!" Big Evil: So as Andy's going on and on about how he broke my nose, I was ready for payback. There was this elderly german couple who seemed to think they were younger than they really were. And they loved wrestling, loved it, loved it. "Catch", they call it over there. They had been friendly to me the whole night, buying me drinks, and they offered me and a few of the guys to come up to their room to "keep the party continuing" -- whatever that means -- The crowd roars with laughter and applause as Evil gives a funny look, joking around about his past. Big Evil: Hey, it was a rough time in my life. Cocaine may or may not have been involved. Get off me. The roars of laughter turn into applause. Big Evil: Anyway, they gave me their spare room key and told me to come up with whoever, whenever. So there's Andy, still going on about breaking my nose, deep down he's upset because he couldn't score with the hot German chick, so I pulled him aside and told him that I'd help him out. I gave him this spiel that I pretty much laid the ground work for him, and the German guide was waiting up in her room for Andy, and she gave me her spare room key. Andy immediately thought it was a rib but I wound up convincing him otherwise, also with the help of Kid Disturbed, we had him convinced she wanted to jump his bones. Quick shot of Kid Disturbed smiling and nodding along in the audience. Big Evil: Long story short, I stay down stairs for a bit longer, wrap up the party, head up stairs to my room and start to drift off to sleep. Meanwhile, Andy heads up to whom he assumes is the hot German guide's room, enters the room quietly, sees someone laying under the covers with the lights off. Andy strips down naked, crawls under the covers and starts to put the moves on the person. Suddenly, the lights flip on and there's the old German lady under the covers and her husband -- apparently seeming more than happy with the situation -- standing in the doorway. The crowd is dying from laughter here. Big Evil: Andy gets out of there unscathed, comes drunkenly storming back up to the floor all the wrestlers were staying on and is slamming on my door, telling me to come out to the hallway so he can kick my fucking ass. Thinking it was go time, I opened the door and Andy came in swinging. I ducked his first punch, he spun around, fell into the bathroom, tripped in the tub and passed out drunk. I turned the lights off, put the broken shower curtain over him as a blanket and went to bed. Woke up the next morning, found him still laying there. I left a note on him saying "RECEIPT for ONE BROKEN NOSE". The crowd laughs and applauds wildly for the rather long story about Andy. Andy's face is beat red as he's clapping along while sitting on the stage, loving every second of it. Big Evil: But I love you Andy, you're absolutely the best man. Uh, there's more people now I'd like to thank, going in order here. Josh Dean is a great guy who I think is vastly misunderstood sometimes. But Josh has never done me wrong. He believed in me when almost nobody else would upon my arrival in the BQWA, even going as far to put the International Title on me. Griff Vain was a guy who I never even appeared on the same show with, but we crossed paths briefly upon my arrival and his retirement. Griff is one of the most genuinely nice people I've ever met in this business. He's the one who gave me the catchphrase that I know alot of the boys in the back have heard by now, that "only one person's opinion matters at the end of the day: mine". Halo has quickly become one of my best friends over the past few years. I dare say, he is perhaps the greatest to ever lace up the boots and enter a BQWA ring. Absolutely. I was the one who coined the "Mr. BQWA" moniker for him, and honestly, I don't think it's used enough. It's the absolute 100% truth. I may be the "longest reigning World Champion", but there's a reason he's an unprecedented THREE TIME World Champion: because he's THAT good. A couple of other people I wanna spout off here quickly: Dolly Madison, Angelica Haze, Midnite Raven, Charles Everton, Nature, Jake Steel, Jericohol, James Magnum. The crowd applauds for everybody just mentioned in the recent spiel. Big Evil: Whacko is another man I have to credit so, so much too. I know when I inducted him last year, I told the story about him sending a trash can across the country to follow me during my Mr. BustedQuad gimmick. He's always been a huge prankster, and he's one of the few people, if not the only person, who can expose me as being a real emotional hot head. He'll get me to that brink and then he'll just smile and laugh at me..such a prick. Whacko's on the stage smiling and clapping along with the crowd. Big Evil: Very quick story. As you all know, I have been married before, and that marriage did not end well. I had taken some time off in the Summer of 2006 to try and mend that marriage, and I had thought it helped, so I went back out on the road. This was coincidentally around the same time of the Mr. BustedQuad shit. One day, I think we were in Knoxville, this greasy faced kid comes up to me and hands me a manilla folder, telling me I've just been served, and it's a thick stack of papers that were divorce papers. I was devastated. I went around the next two days in a complete rut. I wouldn't even call my wife to confirm or deny the divorce proceedings, I just wanted to be left alone. Three days later, we were in Mobile, Alabama at this point, Whacko confronts me and says he heard about the divorce and if I'm sure it's actually a divorce. He keeps asking that over and over and until I'm blue in the face I'm telling him it's definitely a divorce. I even get the papers back out and start reading the fine print to him to prove to him that it was divorce papers. A few lines in he starts laughing because I had realized that they were fake papers that he filled out with a bunch of dirty jokes and curse words, and doctored it up to make it look official. The crowd laughs mildly, not sure where to take this one. Big Evil: He was a real sick bastard. Of course, the real joke, I guess you can say, came a week later. We were in Philadelphia, I was gonna head home that night after the show and spend a few days at home. A very similar greasy faced kid hands me the same kind of envelope with divorce papers. I think it's Whacko playing a rib. I'm reading the papers over, they even have Trish's signature on them. I call her up to see how Whacko got her to play along, and when she answered, she was in tears: those were the real divorce papers. The crowd laughs a bit until they see Big Evil crack up laughing, then they follow suit. Big Evil: Don't hold back on me folks, come on. I was a horrible son of a bitch in that family, still am in some aspects. The crowd laughs and applauds a bit harder. Big Evil: Continuing on, this next one might shock a few people, but my opponent tomorrow night, Ryan Murdoch, I actually owe a huge debt of gratitude to for alot of things. Ryan and I don't always see eye to eye, infact, there are times and have been times, we're we would rather murder each other then talk things out. We're the same exact person, and that can be a fault on both parts at times. However, I will say that Ryan Murdoch has the best mind for this business, both past, present and future, that I've ever seen. My feud with A+ was one that was perhaps the best of my career, and I dare I say, the best of his. There was no one sidedness in that feud, we both went balls to the wall for almost a year straight, and it was pure magic when we'd lock up. And I know that a bit earlier, he looked towards the backstage area saying that maybe one last time -- The crowd cuts Evil off immediately chanting "EVIL A+!" *clapx5* "EVIL A+!", and "ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH! ONE MORE MATCH!". Evil turns around fully and looks at A+ who's standing up now, as well. They walk towards each other and stand in the middle of the stage, face to face, and the entire theatre ERUPTS. They pretend to talk a bit of trash before extending their hands, shaking each other's hands and embracing briefly out of respect. Evil heads back to the podium to a massive ovation. Big Evil: Face to face with that motherfucker still gives me chills. Crowd continues applauding, dying down one by one, so Evil can continue. Big Evil: I owe a huge debt of, I don't even know, to Kid Disturbed and Adam Edge for helping me to become a Main Event star in the BQWA during my programs with them in early 2007. Those were two guys who never really needed titles to be superstars; they just had what it took. And when I got placed with them in two back to back feuds and in some of the best matches of my career, it made me realize that only the top guys got put with Adam and Kid, and here I am put with them. And it was finally my time. I can never, ever thank them enough for making me look amazing. The crowd applauds and we get a shot of Adam Edge in the audience, nodding his head, tears in his eyes, applauding rapidly for his long time friend. Big Evil: Gogz, I wanna thank you for always making me crack up laughing, you've been one of the more real people I've met backstage and you still out creep me regardless of what you say, but you are the man and it shows because right now you are THEE top dog in this company, and regardless of what happens tomorrow, I don't think you're going anywhere any time soon. Colossus, regardless of what he may or may not think of me, is the best talent I've ever had the pleasure of putting over, and he is the future of this company and this business. He is just so awesome, words can't even describe it. And I know that tomorrow night, regardless of what happens during the show, the long awaited Main Event of Gogz and Colossus is going to tear the roof off the joint. Phenetic you've been my underling and my protégé for quite a few years now, and I hope that I've taught you enough that you'll be able to take with you not only in your career, but in your personal life, putting it to good use. You've got a good head on your shoulders, kid, I just hope that sooner than later you just put your nose to the grindstone and do it. It's there, baby. You've got it, you just need to use it. eXponent is a straight shooter, always has been in my book. He had a rough beginning here in the company, but he is, in my opinion, the best heel in wrestling today and will be for quite some time. eXpo, I hope you realize that this Hall of Fame induction is only a COMMA in my career, and not a period, because we have yet to meet my friend, and something tells me that when our dance card is called, it'll be unlike anything else I've ever done.. Few more people I wanna spout off here really quick: ChainReaction, Aaron Nexus -- Of course my long time friend, manager and confidant, Atkie. His entire family, his beautiful children. Abso Tomko, the best bodyguard anybody could ever ask for. Simon Swinger, who, very quick story -- came to my house for the infamous "HOUSE PARTY" a couple of months back. We were watching my cousin's son for the weekend, and he had his plastic training potty upstairs in the bathroom. Simon went in there and took what's called a Dairy Queen shit in there, filling it up almost completely with the whipped spin and everything. I went upstairs thinking we had magically potty trained my cousin's son, and son of a bitch -- The crowd laughs as Simon stands up and takes an egotistical bow. T.Bailie is sitting next to him in the crowd and balling his eyes out like the Big Show at Hall of Fame 2008. What a bitch ass nigga. Big Evil: My parents who are in attendance tonight, I love you both to death. Obviously, without you two getting drunk at a Halloween party that faithful night, I would've never been "spawned" the following June. I've told you before that one day I'd make it, somehow, someway...And uh -- Evil holds up his HoF plaque. Big Evil: I think I did it. The camera gets a shot of Big's parents. His dad clapping and his mom balling her eyes out. Big Evil: Finally, perhaps, the two most important people in my career. First, my beautiful, lovely wife sitting back here behind me right now. Kate, you are my everything and I knew it from the day I met you. Well, re-met you. Let's face it, we didn't get off on the right foot. Hell, I practically quit the company once before due to a huge argument with you. But as they usually do, things changed and I realized that it was you, baby. As far as being a wife, a mother, a lover, a friend, and one heck of a women's wrestler -- NOBODY does it better. I will never, ever, ever forget everything you've done for me -- ahem, and to me -- the past few years. Real quick, before I forget, AJ and Ashley, Daddy loves you to death. You're my world. Angela on the way, I can't wait to meet you. Now, It's pretty obvious that a big dude like me loves to eat. In the buffet of life, I had one go around before, but it wasn't sitting right with me. I was still hungry, and I needed more. Which led to a horrible life for both me, my kids and my ex-wife. But I got a second chance to go around, and your my seconds. And what I mean by that is finally, on a chance I should've never gotten, I'm full. I love you to death. The crowd is applauding the shit out of the sentimental speech Evil just gave to his wife. Kate tries her best to clap but she's too busy wiping away the mascara from her leaking tear ducts. She rushes up from her seat on the stage and puts her arms around her husband, giving him a liplock that would make even the most ownry of 1980's sitcom crowds blush. Big tells her that he loves her and she goes back to her seat. Big Evil: And Finally -- I think the person that's meant more to my career than anybody else. He broke the rules of kayfabe, so fuck it, I'm gonna do it, too. Patrick Hudler is my brother. Every relationship has it's peaks and valleys. And right now, we might be in a valley, but what goes down must always come back up, at least in my world. Johnny Karisma was "The Highly Acclaimed" professional wrestler in the BQWA for a reason: because he could back it the fuck up. I've got just two quick stories about Johnny, you guys still awake, you wanna hear them? The crowd is still very much alive, hanging on to Big's every word. Big Evil: First, as far as the Featured Attraction goes, alot of you might not know this, but that was very briefly a stable I led in the TRTWF with Torg, Daman and Da Viper. We called ourselves the Featured Attraction because we wanted that Evolution, Four Horsemen type feel. We each had our roles and we were out to prove that we were the best. We needed to prove that, because in that company if you didn't, you probably wouldn’t of had a job. It didn't last very long. And when I came to the BQWA, Johnny and I hit it off immediately. We began plans right away about getting Johnny back into the game, he had stepped away for a while, and how we could join forces. We had most of the plans laid out and we just needed a note. And when I said "Featured Attraction", as much as I didn't wanna use it again, he fell in love with it. I told him my displeasure with it and what happened before and he explained it to me perfectly. He said, "Big, before, that was four guys trying to prove they were the best in a company where everyone wanted to be the best but nobody was good enough. This time around? It's two guys who know they're the best, and don't have to prove it to anybody." And he was right. It meshed perfectly and was easily the best times of my career. Sure, we had the flaws of the dreaded third member, like Fuel or Angel's short runs, but we got thru them and became, I dare say, one of the best factions in this company's history. The crowd applauds greatly for the legacy of The Featured Attraction. Brief chants of "FA! FA! FA!" break out among the fans in the grandstands. Big Evil: One more story and I gotta wrap it up, I'm getting the signal from the producers and I think Simon Swinger was ready to leave an hour ago. My favorite time ever with Johnny was when we first started our run as the Featured Attraction. I really, really ragged on him about his sXe gimmick and life style because obviously, I'm a big drinker. Oh, don't act fucking shocked, if I've performed in that ring sober 50% of my career, I'd be amazed. Huge riotous laughs from the crowd HOLYFUCKINGSHITCOCK that was funny, Big. Nerd. That's why you're not on the team. Big Evil: The cool thing about Johnny, though, was that even though he didn't drink, he ALWAYS came to the bars and hung out and had a good time. He never threw his lifestyle in your face, and never looked down on you if you actually did drink. He knew what a good time was, and usually had a better time than we did. One night, I'm really ragging on him and he got fed up and challenged me to a drinking contest. I laughed it off because he was sXe, he didn't drink. I was already a few drinks deep, feeling good, but I told him if he could beat me in a drinking contest, I'd pay him $500. He took the deal and told me to give him five minutes to go take a leak. I didn't think anything of it. But I should have. Johnny met up with the bartender, paid him for a bottle of Lime flavored vodka, and Johnny immediately dumped it. Johnny then had the bartender fill it up with flat Sprite that they use for drinks. Bartender fills it up, Johnny gets another bottle of vodka and walks over to me. He hands me the real vodka, keeps the "fake Vodka" -- the Sprite -- to himself and tells me to start going. I'm totally oblivious, as most people will inform you if you ask them. I started drinking the vodka as best I could, but it was killing me, and I could feel it just getting me more and more trashed as the contest went on. Johnny's standing there, he hasn't taken a drink yet. I get about a 1/4 of the bottle down in 5 minutes, and I'm ready to puke. Johnny takes the top off of his bottle and downs the entire thing in five minutes. I can't believe it. I try to catch up to him and I polish the bottle off to about 1/2 full... ...I don't remember anything after that until about 5 hours later. The party was dying down, and I was sat in a booth towards the back of the bar, my chin against my chest, with a fresh bottle of beer in my hand, passed out asleep. Haven't spilled a drop, give me credit for that. And all I remembered was a few of the guards picking me up and escorting me out as I pissed myself and called them all "cocksuckers". The crowd is rolling on the floor laughing their fucking asses off. Big Evil: Next morning, got a call from my Credit Card company. They wanted to know why I spent $500 in a bar the night before with pretty much no money on my card. I couldn't remember until I realized...I lost the bet. The son of a bitch got me. The crowd applauds more and starts chanting Evil's name again. They die down one last time so Evil can wrap it up. Big Evil: Alright, I've gotta wrap this up before I die of heat stroke from these lights or of a heart attack from my nerves. Folks, I just wanna thank most importantly once again everyone I've already mentioned, and of course, all of you the fans. I would not be here, these people behind me would not be here, these people in the crowd that work for the BQWA would NOT be here if it weren't for you guys. You keep us going and sometimes, you're all we've got. You are the best. The fans are very, very grateful for Evil's compliments. The entire theatre applauds the fans for their gratitude. Evil picks up his HoF plaque again. Big Evil: In a day and age where wrestling's gone on the back burner, moves are too flashy, feuds are too short, gimmicks are over the top, love is pure and titles mean absolutely nothing -- THIS means absolutely everything. Thank you! We quickly fade into "Leave The Memories Alone" – Fuel playing throughout the arena again as Big Evil, Kate Harrison, A+ and Johnny Karisma all stand on the stage congratulating each other and applauding. The entire theatre rises to their feet applauding and the fans are going absolutely crazy. Atkie: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE BQWA HALL OF FAME, CLASS OF 2009! We get a slow motion pan over of all of the four inductees that actually showed up again. Johnny Karisma, A+, Big Evil and Kate Harrison. Sparklers, fireworks and confetti shoot out of the stage as we fade on an awesome spectacle and tribute. BQWA |
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