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All Hail the Icons!; eXponent/Big Evil 4/12/2009
Topic Started: May 21 2010, 11:30 PM (704 Views)
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All hail Big Evil! He's come to save us from the tyranny of Sex & Violence.

And all hail Sex & Violence, for they saved us from the tyranny of Johnny Karisma!

And all hail Johnny Karisma, for he saved us from the tyranny of Dolly Madison!

Again I say, all hail Big Evil! The tyrant who will save us from the tyranny that saved us from the tyranny that saved us from the tyranny.

Are you kidding me? Must I go over history once again for you fickle-minded fools? It was Big Evil who left this company after disgracing it in the main event of Immortals! He was forced out by embarrassment and shame! Yet now he’s welcomed like a god? He’s convinced each and every one of you that he left like a hero and that, when he returns, he’s the knight in shining armor.

Do none of you remember the facts?! Am I the only one willing to acknowledge the truth?!

Big Evil left a villain and he has done NOTHING to repent of his sins. He was the master-mind of THE most despicable act in BQWA history. And yet, when I see him reappear on my television screen, he’s treated as a saint. All I can hear is the crowd’s roaring cheers and Joey Styles, screaming “BIG EVIL LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES~!”

Hmm. I wonder who was yelling THAT one into his headpiece.

It’s appalling, quite frankly.

And it’s pathetic if we look at how far this company has come since it peaked a few months back. We had finally rid the BQWA of Big Evil and things were hot. We had legitimate workers like Colossus, Daniel Sorbello, Adam Edge, and, of course, myself headlining the shows. And then, things started to slip. Johnny Karisma got the wild notion that people would pay to see a woman as world champion or a band of mid carders semi-run the show. It was likely the same notion that led he and Big Evil to think that they could carry this company in the first place. Some things never change.

And look where we are now. First it was weddings and now it’s funerals. These stopped being fun about six years ago, guys. But who knows, we may have another SUPER FUN EXCITING OMG COOL event happening next week on Meltdown; God knows the main event scene has been stellar as of late. Maybe, just MAYBE, we’ll find out why big Evil is back! Thrilling.

Let’s not pretend as though this is an epic return. He’s been gone, what? Nine or ten months, if that.

Whatever. Enjoy your parade charade, Big Evil. This was all to tell you that I was right about the last time you left. And I’m saying this so that next time you leave, everybody will know I was right again.

Everybody will know that it doesn’t matter if you’re here or not; things run just smoothly. You’re no good at carrying a company. You’re no good at carrying a belt. You’re no good at carrying a match.

You’re pretty much a worthless piece of shit, with all due respect.

That said, you were right about something.

Whacko’s legacy deserves to be spat on.

And I guess you can call us friends in that sense; because I’m going to finish the job that you couldn’t. I’m going to lay that motherfucker to rest once and for all.
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You know, Austin, I find it funny that after all these years, you still find yourself trailing along on my coattails.

Everyone's always down on Big Evil; everyone's always got something negative to say about me. But when the dust settles and the smoke clears, who's everyone attaching their wagons to?

Big Evil.

Just stop it, kid. Seriously. You've made a big enough name for yourself by being one of the most notorious pricks in the wrestling ring. You don't need to associate yourself with me. You're better than that.

Wait, why do I feel like I've said this before? Oh, because I have.

Colossus, eXponent, two of the 'stars' on today's roster seem to only be where they are because they've buried me so deep, I'm pulling worms out of my ass.

What's that say about the precious BQWA main-event scene? Not much, really.

But I'm not here to bury you guys, I don't even plan on associating with you. I want no titles, I want no main events. I'm not here to win over fans or sell merchandise.

And all due respect to you, kind sir, but it's none of your fucking business why I came back. For anyone interested, my reasoning will be revealed come Meltdown. Until then, do not worry or concern yourself of my return or the reasons behind it.

As far as Whacko goes? You're right, my goal in 2006 was to put the old son of a bitch out of commission forever.

2006.

As you can see, I moved on to bigger and better things instead of worrying about people like him, and even people like you.

I could care less if you and Whacko killed each other at Nemesis, I could care less if Andy Chills pulled another retarded stunt that was supposed to equal epic ratings.

I could care less about the BQWA.

I didn't come back for you, for the fans nor for anyone else. I'm not here for long, so don't waste your time by sullying what good may or may not be left in my name.

My friend, your future is bright, you've become one of the best. Don't ruin a good thing. Keep on shooting, and you might just wind up catching some unfriendly fire.
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On TBS. Very Funny.

This was by eXponent/Big Evil, btw.
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